Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Is there a possibility that Kevvie and Jen have something on Penny?
I doubt it. Whatever they have on him, he'd have ample in return. Right now they're stuck together because they removed their own junk, are in a niche lifestyle, and both are dependent on each other (Penny needs them to stroke his ego and make him feel like a provider, the other two are mostly useless outside of Jen's programming freelance). This is just a relationship they decided to go all in on, all 3 of them, and made a bad bet since everyone is stupid and useless. Or a great bet, since they all seem to actually care and tolerate each other when 99.9% of the rest of the population would find them intolerable. Perfect group enablers.

If he were to ditch Kevvie, he would for sure spill on twitter anything Penny doesn’t want the world or other Troons to know.
That's for certain, it happened with Wedge, it would happen again. Shitbwould be exaggerated too.

There's no way he's going to take the time and effort to bubble wrap and carefully pack everything one by one. I bet he's going to be furious at having to use his spoons and get off his fat arse and do something that actually requires thought AND effort.
He already tosses most of them into bins so he's like, partially packed on his toys.

Stealing this from the regular tranch thread:
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In the past I saw the hysteria about trans
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This is likely the worse take I ever read considering that if a trans woman murders or rapes another trans woman, Kevin would be upset. Either that or he would be for it and want to see heads roll right there since he wants his street justice NOW NOW NOOOOW.
 
This is likely the worse take I ever read considering that if a trans woman murders or rapes another trans woman, Kevin would be upset. Either that or he would be for it and want to see heads roll right there since he wants his street justice NOW NOW NOOOOW.
Troons are garbage and deserve violence and should be grateful if they're just arrested and don't get what they deserve directly.
 
Stealing this from the regular tranch thread:

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Ugly narcisstic dickless sick fuck. 50+ animals died a horrible death on this hell tranch of death and degeneracy and all this Amhole retard does is screeching troonphobia and playing the victim. Give me a billion hat ratings but Kevin is absolutely fucking awful and I hope his nasty Amhole rots off.
 
Partially happened (archive). Moreso about Penor than amhole, but given that this is a thing, wouldn't be surprised if there's a seperate Kevin Toy Fund.
This is a bit more specific to Kevin:
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So apparently kevvie’s toy money isn’t directly coming out of the ranch’s accounts.

The “contributions” likely refers to twitter grifting and is not the only source of toy funds, so either Penny or Kevin have a fairly large pool of personal money to spend on toys. I’m leaning towards it being Kevin’s money (probably tugboat), because if Penny had that pool of money and cared enough to not spend tranch money on toys, he would not be spending upwards of $100 in tranch money on liquor every week. Also as far as I can tell Penny’s only sources of income are tranch work and related odd jobs, so he likely does not have a steady income stream that doesn’t at least pass through the tranch accounts/Bonnie when he was around. It’s possible that Penny has been pulling this money from a savings account but even if he’s that insanely stupid you’d think he’d be slowing down by now, though now that I think about it I haven’t seen anything on twitter about Kevin getting Christmas gifts from Penny this year so maybe Penny actually is buying less toys for him and we haven’t noticed because the vast majority actually is from Kevin’s own wallet.

Edit: I spent way too long scrolling through the twitter of this coombrained freak and there was no mention of Penny buying him anything for Christmas. He did however show off some shit he bought himself and stuff from other people. For some reason he refers to his gifts, even the ones that seemingly came from people he considers friends, as donations.
 
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Ugly narcisstic dickless sick fuck. 50+ animals died a horrible death on this hell tranch of death and degeneracy and all this Amhole retard does is screeching troonphobia and playing the victim. Give me a billion hat ratings but Kevin is absolutely fucking awful and I hope his nasty Amhole rots off.
I hope Boner goes nuts and burns the tranch down and Kevin has to watch as all his Troonsformers go up in flames. Then he gets beaten up by cops.
 
This is a bit more specific to Kevin:
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So apparently kevvie’s toy money isn’t directly coming out of the ranch’s accounts.

The “contributions” likely refers to twitter grifting and is not the only source of toy funds, so either Penny or Kevin have a fairly large pool of personal money to spend on toys. I’m leaning towards it being Kevin’s money (probably tugboat), because if Penny had that pool of money and cared enough to not spend tranch money on toys, he would not be spending upwards of $100 in tranch money on liquor every week. Also as far as I can tell Penny’s only sources of income are tranch work and related odd jobs, so he likely does not have a steady income stream that doesn’t at least pass through the tranch accounts/Bonnie when he was around. It’s possible that Penny has been pulling this money from a savings account but even if he’s that insanely stupid you’d think he’d be slowing down by now, though now that I think about it I haven’t seen anything on twitter about Kevin getting Christmas gifts from Penny this year so maybe Penny actually is buying less toys for him and we haven’t noticed because the vast majority actually is from Kevin’s own wallet.
The way its phrased suggests that there's atleast a decent bit (or a past of) it happening. Real shame that finances is the thing I know about the least other than knowing that other than plane/grift money it mostly comes from Steb when the last UK trip happened. Likely to be a repeat when the 2023 trip happens.


Speaking of the trip, expect a LOT less coverage about the new UK trip, the only reason we even know about them heading to the cinema this year is because Steb really really wanted to share the fun stuff they did with their lover on twitter, and Kevvie refusing all the time in fear of immediately being doxed. The one time he allowed it to be posted also ended up being the time people found out the cinema they were at within a few hours. I'm fully expecting paranoia to be raised tenfold.
 
Mandozer publicly posts on Twitter how he literally helped bury a couple tons of dead alpacas.

Kevryn immediately tries to spin it as a spurious claim by Kiwi Farmers.

I wonder which smells worse, the "good girl stink" he's got going on in his pits -- aka The Greasy Reek of a Fat Incel -- or the collective smell of fear and desperation at the tranch as our brave freedom fighters panic and scramble to contain this Mandozer-generated PR nightmare.
 
He did however show off some shit he bought himself and stuff from other people. For some reason he refers to his gifts, even the ones that seemingly came from people he considers friends, as donations.
Bonnie claims/guesses Phil is all on credit now. I was looking forward to seeing Kevin parade his giant haul like he did last year, giddy as a school boy with his toys while the outsiders (human and alpaca) starve.

Steb really really wanted to share the fun stuff they did with their lover on twitter, and Kevvie refusing all
Steb, please, I'm begging you, ditch Kevin.

He grifts it.
He's always asking for donations for "Emergency medical bills" that just happen to cover the exact cost of whatever plastic crap he needs to Tetris into his empty soul.
Ooh, that's a great visual. An endless tetris where you keep winning, but failure becomes attractive due to the absence of anything else.

Kevin is fat
Stop the presses, we need to get this out before tomorrow morning's news, people. He is FAT.

At least it is a good way to generate heat considering their heating setup.

Kevin demand "cis-women" support
I'm reading the book Whipping Girl , the proto troon argument, and I'm startijg to understand his argument better but also be even more repulsed by it. It's such a fantastic leap of logic people can only make if they're in denial or have no sense of self, see: Kevin.

It's K*w* F*r*ms
I wonder if he said that to imply to Bonnie that their last enemy was Kiwi Farms and we have "disappeared" (you know he's too oblivious to check on us to see otherwise). Through no power of their own of course.

Also lol at Fedposter J's five o clock shadow.

Wedge Update: Calling out the tranch (and fat)
So Wedge is currently dating & living with Bryan/Neck, the child abandoner. Wedge has also visited the ranch (how he met his current boo and stole him from Kevin), and now I'm wondering if the Mendozer's charming personality rubbed Wedge the wrong way personally, or if it is that plus a beef with a lover or two. Anyone know what Neck's thoughts are?

or the collective smell of fear and desperation at the tranch as our brave freedom fighters panic and scramble to contain this Mandozer-generated PR nightmare.
That's not rotten, friend, that's the smell of lulz.
 
Uh, his surgeons are concerned about his BMI? Then Kevin is approaching Jake Alley levels of fat which are only exceeded by MovieBob and Patrick S. Tomlinson levels of fat among non-deathfats.

This also means the medical profession is confirming that Kevin is fat and no one will have sex with him.

Kevin demand "cis-women" support
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But AGP does not mean that, it only applies to men. Women aren't considered AGPs.

I also note here that Kevin says "Transphobes will treat you specifically like a woman" while talking about a paraphilia that only applies to men in an instance where nobody said anything about trans women and a well known idiot merely compared an actual female to AGPs in her behavior so did not actually treat her "specifically" like a woman either.

It's not an intentional act of violence if the person actually believes the animals are in danger because you're killing them. Well, it is, but since you're not an anarchist you don't consider the state enforcing the law to be an intentional act of violence so this distinction would be lost on you.

Also, how did the Kiwi Farms do this? Weren't they destroyed forever and Kevin was happy it was finally all over?

It's tweets like this that make me doubt the information gathered that Kevin once associated with an actual female for an extended period of time. Every dude knows non-slob (and even many of them) girls smell nice in comparison to themselves.

On the other hand, I guess liking the way a male smells might be Kevin's most feminine trait?
 
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It's not an intentional act of violence if the person actually believes the animals are in danger because you're killing them.
It may not be an act of violence, but a Kiwi Farmer calling the cops on the Tranch for any reason is still retarded weening and should be discouraged.

Well, it is, but since you're not an anarchist you don't consider the state enforcing the law to be an intentional act of violence so this distinction would be lost on you.
Point of order- Kevin has claimed to be an anarchist multiple times. Even if he doesn't use the label with any degree of consistency, I'd guess that's where this #ACAB reaction is coming from.
 
It may not be an act of violence, but a Kiwi Farmer calling the cops on the Tranch for any reason is still retarded weening and should be discouraged.
Oh, yes, I agree, never tell the jannies. I'm just saying that Kevin dismisses the idea that anyone might actually care about the animals because he does not.

Point of order- Kevin has claimed to be an anarchist multiple times. Even if he doesn't use the label with any degree of consistency, I'd guess that's where this #ACAB reaction is coming from.
He's not an anarchist. This is a guy who wanted the police to enforce mask mandates permanently even though he almost never leaves the cult compound. To pick a single example.
 
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