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Anally annihilated, crouching down in a filthy barrio as a fugitive from justice, crying and seething and burning something connected to someone like a tranny burning a J.K. Rowling book.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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That or the ones hardcoded in with the multiplier might find it tough to move along to something else.
..... you still bought the hat. ralphs fans need to be gathered by the state, put in an empty room with a drain and a law passed that enables them to be summarily executed for their mental retardation.
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Probably just another blackout and that's how they're trying to stay warm.
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Jim still got the money from the hats. buying someone's merch and then burning is more of a self-own then targeting the merchant.
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seems like something a BPD woman would do to impotently get back at one of her exes
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Speaking of self-owns. I was so distracted laughing at the hat burning video and watching Jim's stream that I almost didn't see this just below it.
Ralph has SHITTY MEXICAN INTERNET
But fear not, after some testing it seems his SHITTY MEXICAN INTERNET is at least good enough to stream his show to his shrinking audience.
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Tweet 1 https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1609284333235277824
Tweet 2 https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1609321199011504135
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Eventually he'll have to flee until he's squatting in some hut in rural Chiapas and trying to stream from Starlink.Ralph has SHITTY MEXICAN INTERNET
But fear not, after some testing it seems his SHITTY MEXICAN INTERNET is at least good enough to stream his show to his shrinking audience.
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for me the funniest part is ralph and the 5 retards in his replies saying that he won like goddamn i wish i had that level of confidence or the balls to being able to lie and act like im hot shit like him
im convinced that the only people that reply and watch him are are all of you motherfuckers egging him on to get him to make a bigger ass out of himself i refuse to believe there's people who unronically see a man get his ass kicked in portugal twice, that's always drunk or high and it's such an asshole the fathers of the two women he knocked fucking hate him and escaped the country cause people make fun of him just like keffals and then turn around and say that he always wins cause god is on his side and that the a-logs like alberto, jim, and jaden need to repent and attacking him cause he's such a good christian man
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Ironic guntguarding is still guntguarding. But goddamn if it isn't funny sometimes.
Funny how EsoShaggy hoped that everyone would forget that he was saying Ralph wasn't in Mexico until El Gunto admitted it himself. Womp womp.
Imagine if all your life choices turned out terrible, then imagine you're too emotionally attached to them to really change even a little bit ie you'd feel like a cuck and not like your rasslin heroes if you stopped raping women, then imagine you get okayish at lying and gaslighting and selectively memory holing and creating blackmail environments only for a group to spring up and just outdo you in anything you pride yourself on like stream viewership, and any lie they expose and have on file, and even just "lol had an okay breakfast" is broken down in great detail how actually your favorite brand of bacon and eggs is 20 percent more likely to contain trace amounts of this carcinogen and also where's your baby and also you overspend here and here's why it fucks your budget and you fucked up and here's how you failed to cook it properly etc.
At some point humans legit are just driven into either coping that it's fine or killing themselves.
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Paid for a horrible cheaply made in China garbage e-daddy hat, and now burns it.
>get pwned ayelawgz
Not sure, does that reverse the payment made to the cancer patient?
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Reminder for Ralph that his horseface girlfriend used to be a huge Jim fan and only settled for Ralph cause Jim, Null and however many other e-celebs she tried to get with didn't reply to her attention whoring on twitter, lol. Ralph was the only sucker desperate enough to pick up digibros sloppy seconds. Does she still wear the Jim hat?
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That’s right losers and faggots! Ralph won! Top hog of this sector! Metofaggot has left the internet his daddy gave him while the kill stream still lives! I kneel before the golden gunt! A thousand years of kill stream content is upon us and I repent of my broke dick farms posting. Hail Ethan Ralph king of the sektor and lord of the xanniberries
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Ralph self-proclaim victory that he handed himself just like his bowling trophy.
Also I cant help but notice that "Patriotism" is one of the titles as he left America for Mexico and "Wealth" as he has shit credit and only rents from AirBnB that's covered in mold.
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Also I cant help but notice that "Patriotism" is one of the titles as he left America for Mexico and "Wealth" as he has shit credit and only rents from AirBnB that's covered in mold.
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One based aylawg gives Ralph a reality check.
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The type of sped that types “Ralph won lol” is the same type that was acquitted from the Whitmer kidnapping plot because the judge recognizes that they’re too retarded to get the idea on their own and the feds had to hold their hand and walk them into it
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The care free part and the groupies part has me rolling on the floor laughing, this guy is looking over his shoulder wherever he goes and fled the country to avoid legal issues. Most of the ones on the jim side like anger and bitterness directly apply to him as well, he's pretty unhinged if he believes this (he is)
Also funny how he's pretending to own the gunt meme despite the fact he's still too ashamed to wear less than 2 shirts at all times or take his glasses off to show his fucked up eyes
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It just shows you can shit on Ralph all you want as long as you say he's .0001% superior to his enemies he will take it as a massive win.
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i like that they actually made him way fatter and more grotesque than he actually is, that pic looks like ralph's worst physical traits crossbred with ppp's worse traits. and jim looks fairly normal lol. legit i mean this if i had made this meme id have actually discarded it as being too uncharitable to ralph, but i guess this is how he wants to be remembered, some grotesque Fly esque abomination between him and ppp.
wait wait wait who fucking made this? LMFAO HE PUT HOLLARIN hes a hollarin hog confirmed straight from the piggies mouth!