Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

Someone will come along and be worthy of replacing Tooter's sub forum. In a yearly fashion Ralph will find some way to outdo any prediction of stupidity (2020 having knocked up an 18 year old, 2021 knocking up a horse, 2022 getting knocked out twice in Portugal). US politics will be a lame duck and infighting will become the focus to distract from the lack of legislative work. Lastly some 1k-10k faggots will continue to shitpost at the sidewalks end.
*Dark horse prediction TERFs and homosexual men will unite against troons.
 
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C&C Generals was very politically incorrect

Just your everyday suicide bomber rush followed up by truck bombs. This was the intro for the second China mission in Zero Hour.
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China attempt to build a naval blockade around Taiwan and use the pro-CCP party connection sizes the island nation without firing a single shot. Meanwhile, the United States, NATO and the European Union turned a blindeye to Taiwan in favor of Ukraine.
 
-Tate joins America First and Ye's entourage. Sneako is still left out.
-Robertsons of Duck Dynasty fame also run public advertising for America First.
-Church Militant lives up to it's name, investigations begin into it amassing arms and foreign operators.
-AF/Ye has another surge, advertising begins, sponsors begin showing up. Goya, Black Rifle, Chick Fil A, Hobby Lobby are first to join.
-MyPillow, however, does not.
-Jerry's Pizza becomes hot for about a month then fades into obscurity again.
-Another limb of mine will start malfunctioning.
-Another common activity will be considered Jew-shit.
-Chris-chan will get more continuances at least until 2024
-Trump will fully break off from GOP, announce third party candidacy, go knives out on DeSantis
-Trump will not be prosecuted. Any crimes he may/may not have committed are forgotten or the clock is run out on them as usual.
-Hannity is fired, Nick Adams or Mark Levin replaces him.
-Elon buys either OAN or Newsmax after Twitter barfs up it's own guts.
-Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea, feeling left out as usual, buys up Twitter with his Buzzfeed lawsuit windfall. LoL's are even greater than from Musk's escapades.
-Alex Jones doesn't pay a dime, goes to a non extradition country, keeps broadcasting and grifting the same shit. Tries like hell to get on America First bandwagon.
-LTG fully snaps and actually shoots some rando.
-Drag story hour/kid show gets shot up. Kids get killed in fracas. Dominates news cycles. Everyone blames everyone.
-DSP will keep doing the same shit.
-Warhammer, 10th edition. It'll be even worse. People will still buy it and pretend that it's the only miniatures wargame in the world and I will want to slap those people with a live marlin.
 
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In the year of our lord 2023, we shall witness the sneed times finally come to fruition. The Sky will open, a trumpet will blow, and all the world will be made to seethe while the glorious sneedposters rise to meet Sneed and Chuck in the sky. The dead lolcows will rise and proclaim the glory of Sneed, the crops will wither and turn to tommaco, and all fancy german automobiles will explode.
 
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I predict Ralph will shit himself on stream again and some political sperg gets in trouble with the law
 
1. Ralph ends up in American jail before July.
2. Jim is going to end up coming back to the internet in 3 to 4 months.
3. Stock market is going to recover because major stocks held in every index/etf are too big to fail
4. Race riot in the Summer
 
This year I'm gonna stop being such an apathetic faggot and better my life.

Happy new years niggers, WAGMI
 
After picking back up regular meditation after a few years of not practicing, and beginning to learn piano for the past few months, I'm going to _will_ this prediction in to reality for myself that I will find further insights by looking within and practicing rhythm in the worldly space.
Things are going to get worse, most of us know that, but that doesn't meant you don't have to stop growing. I do wish the best for you all in 2023 and beyond.
 

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Thomas J. Wasserberg unknowingly smokes ditchweed laced with PCP, then eats, murders and rapes someone. In that order.
 
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Kiwifarms goes down again.
Either Jim obituary or Jade comes out and announces his death.
Jim's cigarette smoke spirit posseses Null to start making videos.
I have sex.
KingCobra becomes homeless.
Jim posseses RogueInternetMan who blows up on Odyssey (he won't say nigger by asterik will).
Ralph gets Andrew Tate'd and goes to Mexican prison.
Russia goes scorched Earth on Ukroids.
Chris Chan trial.
Nick Rekieta becomes the next Ethan Ralph.
Joe Biden has a medical emergency.
 
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1. Jack Scalfani will lose the function of at least one more limb
2. Yandere Simulator will launch a crowdfunding campaign that fails - or narrowly avoids failure with a suspicious last minute donation or absurdly low campaign goal (under $50k)
3. DSP will have a new arc as some new streaming platform policy leads to him losing access. He will resurface on another platform, for the pigroach never dies.
4. Chris Chan will be released on time served, but a confluence of events will force him to end up leaving the state. These events will most likely be self inflicted.
 
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