Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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More tax money will be blackholed into Ukraine and people will not care.

Food becomes more expensive, actually scarce and people will not care.

Ralph flees to Guatemala.

Jim dies for real.

Keffals disappears into internet obscurity having outlived any usefulness.

Moviebob's movie actually comes out and is so bad that it's not even enjoyable to make fun of.

We continue to have issues because of ugly men in dresses and we persevere while sympathic lip service is given by people in the industry for us.

Dumpster defenders are found innocent.

Null's lawsuits continue to be in limbo.
 
1. Musk's twitter reign will be cucky and gay
2. People will still say Byuu killed himself
3. The internet right will become indistinguishable from its current grifter corps
4. libtards will win bigly because of the above
5. quality of life, and internet freedom of course, will continue to decline
6. Zoomers will out themselves as the gayest generation
 
Kier said:
For the first time I'm legally drunk posting on new years. Fuck trannys. Fuck fsggots, long luce the sneed
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The more that I drunk post on here, the more I start to understand why some of the best authors were raging alcoholics.
 
The earth will make another trip around the sun. More of the same shit from the last 6 years.
 
The war in Ukraine will be America's next forever war, continuing indefinitely, and Boogie, EDP, and Ethan Klein will sink to even lower lows.
 
My wife will finally confront my coworker with whom she believes I’m having an affair. She will learn a hard lesson: no one wants to fuck her husband. Ralph will also be diagnosed with arthritic necropathy and will need his hips replaced.
 
* Oil prices will skyrocket with China opening back up and the US no longer draining the SPR. 4$ a gallon again outside of major metros.
* Inflation will drop to 5-6% but get stuck due to continued spending and the aforementioned increasing oil prices. Gov will be too scared to increase interest rates past 6% due to national debt/boomers all having their money in housing.
* Markets slide slowly down. No major drops, but nothing positive.
* Housing prices will drop 10% finally reflecting increased interest rates.
* US Gov will continue it's war on "domestic terrorism". Politicians will continue to try to stifle speech.
* US will continue to polarize. Despair will go up a bit. Faith in the government/federal system will continue to crumble for those not directly employed by the feds/academia.
* Overall a mediocre year.
* Null ends up on CSPAN somehow. Kiwifarms drama will continue. The site continues to grow.
* I learn how to use bullets in xenforo.
* For the first time, Google will start to lose advertising revenue and not look like the titan it once was. (Anyone notice how google search is fucking useless these days?)
* Byuu comes out of hiding.
 
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Chris gets released and the first thing he does is start making videos about Sonic 2 and Sonic Prime.
 
Ralph will go to Prison
He will get pozzed and/or beaten horrifically
He will troon out after his release
 
Same prediction I have every year. Ralph will find a new way to disappoint everyone, and keep on giving us a great harvest.

Happy 2023 boys. Hope its a good one.
 
soulgains said:
The war in Ukraine will be America's next forever war, continuing indefinitely, and Boogie, EDP, and Ethan Klein will sink to even lower lows.
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If by "forever" you mean until Jew magic can no longer keep the Dollar from crashing out of reserve currency status. That's coming soon
 
Chris-chan's "Review" on August 8th will end in another Continuance.
 
Patrick S Thomlinson will end up in legal trouble after the feds realize that he's been swatting himself in order to garner pity.
 
In 2023 Liz Fong Jones and Vordrak will go to jail for cyber terrorism.

Happy new year kiwis!
 
Ralph dies, Meigh molests her kid, Chris goes into a home, Barb dies, Yaniv's rot hole gets more fetid and necrotic because of his diabetes and he nearly dies or actually dies, Drachenlord's new house gets doxxed and visited constantly, Keffals CP scandal, Elliot William Liz-Fong-Dong-Long-Gone-Jones has another consent accident, another high profile manifesto nigger, the Great Chicago Nig-Out begins now that no-cash-bail goes into effect, pigs will murder another nig and send Nigger-Lives-Matter into a frenzy, Russia wins, Kanye West returns in full Waffen SS uniform for his first campaign speech, Anders Breivik will get his PS3, more normalization of pedophilia by the left.
 
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