Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Lord of the Large Pants]

i think it's not his pony, it's another tranny's from his polycule

*ponycule

A common mistake.

 

[One87five0]

So we now know for sure that Elliot's teeth are yellow because he doesn't brush them... if he regularly goes to bed with lipstick on, there's no way in hell he's brushing his teeth. If he was, the lipstick would wash off. Also, most women remove their lipstick before brushing so as not to ruin their toothbrushes. This dude is so fucking repulsive. I know troons have terrible hygiene, but the fact this crusty, zit faced chink can't be bothered to remove his lipstick and brush his teeth before bed makes me sick. I'm sure his husband is gross as well, but I kind of feel sorry for him having to smell Elliot's breath all night

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"f you follow me
We'll put our differences aside
We'll stick together and
Start working on that school pride!"
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I love these pictures where the only thing you have to say is "just look at these dudes" but then I realized there's a good chance this is a picture they took of themselves.

 

[ScooterL]

I don’t see the point of these long-winded fashion and beauty tips for troons posts.

Look harder. The inability of men to paint their faces and dress themselves like women is fucking hilarious, especially when they're sanctimonious about being akshual women.

1) They’re not entertaining

Are, too. Every troon is a mini-Mrs Doubtfire. Men trying to dress as women are always hilarious.

 

[Next Task]

I don’t see the point of these long-winded fashion and beauty tips for troons posts.
1) They’re not entertaining and 2) why would you want to help them look better?

I find them entertaining, because it's a precision missile of YWNBAW aimed at all the things they do that they think make them a woman. A man grows his hair, puts on lipstick and a dress go spinny, and they think that's enough - but these are detailed, step by step explanations on how that's pure delusion. It's a comprehensive takedown disguised as advice, a skill these autists don't and won't ever have.

As for the second point, if they look better then it's less of an eyeball assault when they post the next in their endless parade of selfies. But the other side is they will never take the advice. And one of the things I lowkey love about the Farms is that, in with the mockery there is actually a great deal of good advice for what cows could do to improve their lives and lose our interest, but they never do. There are a few cows that have improved out of cowdom, but they're very few and far between and I don't think any of them were troons. I know they don't care or will ever acknowledge it, but I like that there's advice more specific than 'stop posting all your shit online' here. I think it increases the schadenfreude.

 

[AnOminous]

And one of the things I lowkey love about the Farms is that, in with the mockery there is actually a great deal of good advice for what cows could do to improve their lives and lose our interest, but they never do.

While one of the most autistic things in the Farms is actually giving sincere advice to a cow, one of the more amusing forms of lowkey trolling is giving them good advice specifically so they'll spitefully refuse to take it and fuck themselves over even more.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

So we now know for sure that Elliot's teeth are yellow because he doesn't brush them... if he regularly goes to bed with lipstick on, there's no way in hell he's brushing his teeth. If he was, the lipstick would wash off. Also, most women remove their lipstick before brushing so as not to ruin their toothbrushes. This dude is so fucking repulsive. I know troons have terrible hygiene, but the fact this crusty, zit faced chink can't be bothered to remove his lipstick and brush his teeth before bed makes me sick. I'm sure his husband is gross as well, but I kind of feel sorry for him having to smell Elliot's breath all night

Your logic is inescapable and I wish you hadn't put those pieces together.

 

[RotPockets]

As for the second point, if they look better then it's less of an eyeball assault when they post the next in their endless parade of selfies. But the other side is they will never take the advice. And one of the things I lowkey love about the Farms is that, in with the mockery there is actually a great deal of good advice for what cows could do to improve their lives and lose our interest, but they never do.

If you really want to wound them you just have to say:

That’s an interesting look. I love how you can just wear anything and not care. I could never get away with wearing something like that, I would be too embarrassed. But you are so confident to wear that, and just not care what anyone else thinks.

 

[siegemeister675]

It's 2023. We're still online, we won Elliot you block-headed dickless faggot, you'll never be a woman and in 1000 years when they dig up your bones and determine that a man in a dress occupies your coffin (laid to rest in a funeral that none of your family attended because they fucking hate you) the Kiwi Farms will still be here, sneeding all over your grave you repulsive, hunch-back eunuch. Get fucked and die freak.

 

[AnOminous]

If you really want to wound them you just have to say:

This would work on an actual woman, or someone neurotypical. They'd seethe endlessly. But this troon is a complete autist and would probably take it as an actual compliment.

 

[Waifu Days]

If you really want to wound them you just have to say:

Please don't neg the troons, you smooth pickup artist you.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

i think it's not his pony, it's another tranny's from his polycule

Ah sorry, I saw a wig onstage at a convention for women in tech on the unique issues they face in tech, and I assumed based on the image that I saw, that it was the appropriate part of of this polycube.

 

[Brutality]

It is now 2023 and Elliot has still not taken down the Kiwi Farms.

Stay Seething Crimson Chin

 

[Vect]

Okay, I'm nearly sober.

I was working on a Mr. Grinch parody about Keffals called Mr. Tits but it wasn't funny enough to publish lol. Well done.

Probably because Keffals is just too boring to properly inspire any vitriol. Ritz Dog-Scones is such a reprehensible caricature in so many ways the words would have worked unchanged.

I've actually been toying with a better one, with cover art, lyrics, even a backing track, but I'd need somebody to sing it. If anybody knows someone (ideally a woman) who doesn't mind recording a song about a gross troon, let me know.

This would work on an actual woman, or someone neurotypical. They'd seethe endlessly. But this troon is a complete autist and would probably take it as an actual compliment.

I agreed initially, because of his social autism, but now I think about it I'm not so sure. To be fair to Mong-Toads, he strikes me as intelligent enough to recognise insincerity, likely to the point of paranoia - I imagine the reason he got booted from Google was that he started to see it everywhere. His ideal 'diverse' utopia seems to be a spectrum of meaningless colour, where race, gender, sexuality and possibly even culture blend into each other. A backhanded compliment probably would trigger him because he would see it as a form of judgment, a person's recognition of difference, something that he, as a progressive idealist, seems to have to have tried to excise from himself. As I said, he seems self-reflective, but not self-aware.

Someone in one of the other threads was talking about how the roll-d6-for-gender autists are compelled to react to any form of disagreeableness because it's coping mechanism for their condition or trauma.

From @Apis mellifera

For example, in the case of my breasts and hips, it was due to be sexualised at around the age of 10 by vile old men, and as an autistic girl, my reaction was to see the offending anatomy as the reasoning for my exposure to objectification and sexism, and to loathe it and desire to remove it. Every other exposure to sexist and homophobic behaviour served to reinforce this belief in me, before I even consciously realised it. After figuring out what events caused a certain aspect of GD, one could try to reassure themselves that they're safe, they're an adult who doesn't have to dignify sexism and homophobia with a response, and attempt to integrate the traumatic experiences and move past them.

Now, she didn't say this, but I suspect certain autists actively seek out transphobia or wilfully interpret it from innocuous scenarios, because it's a form of justifying their underlying issues, as opposed to the AGP types who look for it because it allows them to claim victimhood status.

All of that is to say, I think the backhand does work on some autists, because they condition themselves to be hypersensitive on top of already suffering from perpetual dysmorphia.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Stillinbeta is Elliot's partner one of Elliot's partners and also a speaker at SREcon. He's the one who designed that Kube Cuddle MLP.
Reminder - Elliot is a member of the steering committee of SREcon and is also a speaker.
I wonder if they do it for free and if not how much they charge and who else of his partners, friends are doing this...

This faggot has apparently been trying to convince people to pronounce kubectl as "kube cuddle" for years. Kubectl is the Kubernetes Control program. It's prounounced "kube control", same as all the other ctl helpers for various *nix systems and applications.

What he's really trying to do, by insisting on this name every time he discusses kubernetes-related topics, is establish a visible level of control over some aspect of the application itself. It's the tech equivalent of a dog pissing on a lamp post. A very male behaviour.

 

[Dread First]

>201X
>be Ramayana Vishwamitra, fresh graduate of University of Kolkata
>first man of your family to obtain college education and in prestigious field of computer science no less
>feverishly send out H1B visa applications and looking for employers to sponsor you
>Google responds, go through the process, fly out to San Francisco next month
>Bye Mummyji, bye Bapuji, promise to faithfully send remittances to family back home
>time passes, attend first meeting of own free will
>hunched asian man with colourful hair comes up to podium
>am a queer, transand polyamorous woman. I am a dog mom. I created the pony that you see in the background of all my slides. Her name is kube cuddle and that's how you should pronounce it
>grave realisation sets in
>yfw you signed up for years of indentured servitude with a degenerate eunuch faggot as your direct superior

 

[RedMage]

Congrats to the farms for making it to 2023. Elliot has thrown all he can at the website and still cannot stop the Kiwis from being retards talking shit about literal trash like him and his schizo friend John.

And because Elliot is reading this thread religiously: You're not a woman. And in the unlikely chance you do take down Kiwi Farms - we will still be mocking you somewhere else and your life will consist nothing more than pain in your eyes while playing whac-a-mole and continuing to live a life where you are never fulfilled. And because I want to be that dick - I'm going to mention consent accident as it appears to show in the results of Google and several other search providers. You should get on that, Elliot - that should keep you busy harassing and bothering maintainers of such search engines.

 

[Shush]

Saw the Dahmer promotional art awhile back and i couldn't shake the feeling that it reminded me of someone until just awhile ago

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Saw the Dahmer promotional art awhile back and i couldn't shake the feeling that it reminded me of someone until just awhile ago
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Fuck, those eyes are going to haunt my dreams for years. I hate how they follow you around the room. Bravo, but also fuck you.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

when you google "consent accident", not only do you get Urban Dictionary results clearly written with Elliot "Rodger" Dong-Gone in mind, but when you click on "images", you get this, which made me do a real-life lol: