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- Sep 17, 2021
Harry, there's some need to know things you should probably incorporate into your trolling efforts to maximize hog squealing efforts. Here's a few examples:
1. Ralph ate shit from his first baby mom's ass. Literally stuck his thumb in her pooper like some scat loving Little Jack Horner. Pulled out a thumb covered in feces and slurped it down while she rocked back and forth on his tiny tiny member.
2. Ralph got beat up TWICE in Portugal. A country that's crime rate doesn't make the top 10 in the world and he managed to get the ever-loving piss beaten out of him both times he was there to the point that now he has a deformed skull and bulging gecko eyes.
3. Ralph cried like a bitch cause Daddy Jim laughed at him for the stupid shit he has done. Jim tried really hard to ignore it, gave Ralph a pass for a long time and indirectly gunt guarded, even when everyone was giving him hell for doing so. At a certain point though, even Ralph's e-daddy had to wake up and smell the coffee. Ralph cried like a little girl on a live stream cause Metokur made really milquetoast jokes due about his retarded behaviour.
If anyone wants to add to this list feel free. I'm too drunk right now to keep going but there is literally a dozen more examples.
1. Ralph ate shit from his first baby mom's ass. Literally stuck his thumb in her pooper like some scat loving Little Jack Horner. Pulled out a thumb covered in feces and slurped it down while she rocked back and forth on his tiny tiny member.
2. Ralph got beat up TWICE in Portugal. A country that's crime rate doesn't make the top 10 in the world and he managed to get the ever-loving piss beaten out of him both times he was there to the point that now he has a deformed skull and bulging gecko eyes.
3. Ralph cried like a bitch cause Daddy Jim laughed at him for the stupid shit he has done. Jim tried really hard to ignore it, gave Ralph a pass for a long time and indirectly gunt guarded, even when everyone was giving him hell for doing so. At a certain point though, even Ralph's e-daddy had to wake up and smell the coffee. Ralph cried like a little girl on a live stream cause Metokur made really milquetoast jokes due about his retarded behaviour.
If anyone wants to add to this list feel free. I'm too drunk right now to keep going but there is literally a dozen more examples.