Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Merton J. Dingle]

Happy new year’s Kiwi’s!!!

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Clara, you’re not funny….like at all….


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If Elon doesn’t support his own trans child, do you really believe he’d let you get anywhere near his cock, Keffals? (No…the answer is no lol)



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Clout chasing fuck….


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Ethan’s attempted humble-brag is fucking sad….



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Keffals trying to milk the fuck out of this to save his dying Twitch channel is predicable and laughable..

I also find it funny how Keffals wants to “be better than women”, make mom rape jokes etc etc but then gloms on to cis Greta Thurnburg for clicks/views….

Such absolute sellout trash

Every single one of his dumb zingers seems even dumber if you know just how low energy and autistic that he is in real life.

 

[Real Name 1973]

Happy fucking new year kiwis.

I went from reading every page here to barely reading the highlights. Thank you Lucas for being so fucking boring because that's more time I have on my hands to do anything else.

My (not very wild) prediction:
He'll still have money by the end of the year but that 100K will be gone by April. That's if it's not already.
A bit more specific prediction:
Too high profile to groom minors (in person at least) but the next partner will be a younger (22-25 maybe) y.o autistic male (likely trans) and it won't last long. May or may not be public.

 

[Quintus]

Just thought I'd start the New Year off right by calling Keffals a thin skinned faggot who will never be a real woman.

 

[Backinpogform]

You can see in his latest streams he’s somehow turned the filters up even higher to slim him down.

To anyone who isn’t familiar with Foodie Beauty, one of the things she’s known well for is her abuse of filters. They literally take 50-100 pounds off of her so I’m doing what we do with her - Biding my time until they glitch on stream and his third chin pops out like Ralph’s gunt.

How much weight do we think he’s gained? I think it’s quite a lot just by how far he’s cranked the filters up. I mean it’s not exactly like he was going easy on them before, those interview photos were shocking to me. But the anti-fatarse filters? Whole different ballgame. If you haven’t seen them in action you wouldn’t believe how extreme they are. It’s like those makeup filters that turn a chick looking straight outta The Ring into Bella Poarch.

 

[huecoffs02]

2023 ought to start by telling keffals he will never be a woman and also making the statement that he is fat and I wouldn't have sex with him.

Happy new year fellow autists.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

You can see in his latest streams he’s somehow turned the filters up even higher to slim him down.

To anyone who isn’t familiar with Foodie Beauty, one of the things she’s known well for is her abuse of filters. They literally take 50-100 pounds off of her so I’m doing what we do with her - Biding my time until they glitch on stream and his third chin pops out like Ralph’s gunt.

How much weight do we think he’s gained? I think it’s quite a lot just by how far he’s cranked the filters up. I mean it’s not exactly like he was going easy on them before, those interview photos were shocking to me. But the anti-fatarse filters? Whole different ballgame. If you haven’t seen them in action you wouldn’t believe how extreme they are. It’s like those makeup filters that turn a chick looking straight outta The Ring into Bella Poarch.

I never understood filter usage. If you're that insecure, just go on a diet, jesus.
But, we all know Keffals is nothing if not lazy. I just don't understand them not losing it if they care so much.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

2022 was the most fun I had online.

Doxing all his mods, pissing him off, finding him in hiding, releasing the fart porn and being labeled a terrorist in a press release by him.

Absolutely incredible year. I would 100% do it all over again.

Let’s have another great year, Kiwibros!

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

I never understood filter usage. If you're that insecure, just go on a diet, jesus.
But, we all know Keffals is nothing if not lazy. I just don't understand them not losing it if they care so much.

Terminally online Asperger-ridden nerds always seem to want to project some sort of fantasy versions of themselves instead of, you know, dropping at least a little bit of weight and buying a better wardrobe.

 

[Kees H]

Goddamn Keffals truly is the king of cringe. If he's not busy sperging out and trying to make a fool of himself, Lucas truly is the most painfully unfunny person I have ever seen. Every "joke" is super cringe, and not funny cringe but super cringe.

Lucas needs to get in a couple of fights online again, that's where he is truly a great source of milk as a lolcow, as this shit he's making right now is just fucking cringe and sad.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Goddamn Keffals truly is the king of cringe. If he's not busy sperging out and trying to make a fool of himself, Lucas truly is the most painfully unfunny person I have ever seen. Every "joke" is super cringe, and not funny cringe but super cringe.

Lucas needs to get in a couple of fights online again, that's where he is truly a great source of milk as a lolcow, as this shit he's making right now is just fucking cringe and sad.

I know that nowadays he's fallen from grace, but Patton Oswalt really hit the nail on the head when he said that not everyone is funny, but everyone thinks that they're entitled to be funny. Or something along those lines.

 

[Vect]

Yeah, I don't think he's going to detransition. His career is 'trans activism', his income and social life depend on it. If he drops it, he'll lose absolutely everything. The only real harassment and bullying he got was from his own community, so he's already had a taste of what will befall him. I mean, is there a single high-profile detransitioner with a social media presence?

I hate that fucking pie-eyed Wiggler profile pic even more every time I see it.

Hey, he changed his Youtube profile picture!

I mean it looks like that microphone is holding him at gunpoint, but it's better than the other fucking thing he had. Now he looks like a person creating Serious Content and not hosting scam giveaways on a Minecraft LP reupload channel.

Little victories.

I dunno, I really really enjoyed Jupiter Ascending. Though now that I think of it, I'm not sure they intended it to be a comedy.

They spent too much time on world-building and spectacle and ended up with a very silly and confused story, I think because they were intending to go for a trilogy right off the bat. The music, special effects and concepts are still very impressive. It's the kind of story that would have worked much better as a TV series, though the budget would be astronomical.

I don't think it's just because they trooned out that their work has suffered, I think it's because, like a lot of directors and shows who achieved groundbreaking special effects later made easier by CGI, they started trying to cram more and more ideas into a two hour runtime and you frequently end up with a thin story. The thing about the Matrix, even the later ones, was the stunts and special effects were part of telling the story.

 

[Kees H]

Yeah, I don't think he's going to detransition. His career is 'trans activism', his income and social life depend on it. If he drops it, he'll lose absolutely everything. The only real harassment and bullying he got was from his own community, so he's already had a taste of what will befall him. I mean, is there a single high-profile detransitioner with a social media presence?

He was going to "detransition to a women", which is a "joke" of him. That's what I meant with the painfully unfunny cringe jokes. He will never be a women, so he can't detransition into one either.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Yeah, I don't think he's going to detransition. His career is 'trans activism', his income and social life depend on it. If he drops it, he'll lose absolutely everything. The only real harassment and bullying he got was from his own community, so he's already had a taste of what will befall him. I mean, is there a single high-profile detransitioner with a social media presence?


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I mean it looks like that microphone is holding him at gunpoint, but it's better than the other fucking thing he had. Now he looks like a person creating Serious Content and not hosting scam giveaways on a Minecraft LP reupload channel.

Little victories.

They spent too much time on world-building and spectacle and ended up with a very silly and confused story, I think because they were intending to go for a trilogy right off the bat. The music, special effects and concepts are still very impressive. It's the kind of story that would have worked much better as a TV series, though the budget would be astronomical.

I don't think it's just because they trooned out that their work has suffered, I think it's because, like a lot of directors and shows who achieved groundbreaking special effects later made easier by CGI, they started trying to cram more and more ideas into a two hour runtime and you frequently end up with a thin story. The thing about the Matrix, even the later ones, was the stunts and special effects were part of telling the story.

I know natal females all have uneven tits, so it's not shocking that a MtF has said problem too.
What is shocking, is how strained and aggravated their chest skin looks. I think their implants are either migrating or rejecting, if not just old or worst case, burst or about to burst.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I know natal females all have uneven tits, so it's not shocking that a MtF has said problem too.
What is shocking, is how strained and aggravated their chest skin looks. I think their implants are either migrating or rejecting, if not just old or worst case, burst or about to burst.

Also has that creepy Tori Spelling (fake) boob valley

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Try it Keffals, I dare you

Not that you would do anything that required effort, but I truly dare you lol

 

[Strangolapreti]

He was going to "detransition to a women", which is a "joke" of him. That's what I meant with the painfully unfunny cringe jokes. He will never be a women, so he can't detransition into one either.

I tried showing a single screenshot of lucas detransjtioning jokes to a couple of trans friends on Discord.

They both found it offensive and sided with KF because of it.

Imagine doing such an amazing job at deleting your own controversial tweets that you keep the one that pisses trans people the most.

Tbh its easily more insulting against trans people than anything the farms has done so far, lucas may even make an apology video/tweet if enough people in the farms are going to talk about how transphobic it is (or use it as an argument...).

At least now troons can't really call anyone for deadnaming lucas as hate speech toward that fat fuck...

 

[BalconyBastard]

What are your Keffals predictions for 2023?
My bets are on

• Slowly fades into obscurity, streaming to fewer and fewer viewers before quietly stopping.
• Gets metoo'd over a "consent accident" from years ago.
• Has a media redemption arch during a slow news week, leading to a hilarious manic meltdown.
• Pretends to attempt suicide for attention, then disappears when even the simps call him out for it.

Shit-tier collabs with other streamers in an attempt to gain viewers

 

[Jack Awful]

keffals on Twitter: "who cares https://t.co/avM5TDlSCn" / Twitter

archived 1 Jan 2023 23:34:19 UTC

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https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1609694315617329154

Keffals claims people saying they want to kill Libsoftiktok is ok because LoT exposes teachers and doctors that groom kids into medically transitioning.

This is the same person who had to flee Canada because they claimed they were afraid of online death threats, which makes this statement all the more retarded.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Tate is a grifter faggot and keffals is also a faggot grifter who happens to be a disfigured man.

Tate is a grifting faggot but at the end of the day he still has his cock and balls while Lucas turned his into a inside out front hole in order to do T-Girl porn and live out his coom brained porn fantasies. Tate is better then Lucas by a country mile.

 

[Snake ERROR]

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I don't know why is he celebrating someone getting raided by the police, when he got his ass raided by the police he was "crying" like a bitch in the news trying to gain sympathy from orbiters and easy to brainwash troons.

I guess it's only bad when it happens to him or someone he likes.

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Keffals trying to milk the fuck out of this to save his dying Twitch channel is predicable and laughable...

To be honest I thought this guy was somewhat famous at least having 2,000+ viewers per stream, but sometimes he can barely get to 800. Some days he gets to surpass the 1000 viewers but after that his viewer count just drops.

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It's just weird that all the clout he has in Twitter doesn't translate to his Twitch streams.

Keffags gets more likes/retweets than Hasan, but the difference between these two it's that the clout Hasan has in Twitter actually translates to his Twitch streams and vice versa.

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