Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Why would he need to take her to task over her content? It was just bland garbage you’d find at any right leaning comment section. Her “appeal” was that she was a 14 year old girl saying things your boomer uncle would say at Thanksgiving. Of course, the older she got, the less popular she became, which made her “fanbase” suspect from the get go.

It was basically racist libertarian shit (13 do 50 so we need to get rid of social welfare), which made it especially concerning as that sort of thing usually comes bundled with 'views' about the age of consent.

 

[mfalkner]

Did you notice that Vito never acknowledged the second part about "crapping on content creators on Twitter"?

 

[Lidl Drip]

I didn't know which thread to put this in.
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I forgot that he looked like that at one point. How did he go from accepting his balding and shaving his head back to the long rats nest? He still looks like a date rapist either way but the long unkempt hair makes him look like a troon as well.

DIck and Vito responded to Null's 2023 predictions stream and the general "Vito The Pedo" retards in the newest episode of The Biggest Problem (Episode 69, 1:17:47 on the livestream):

Here's a clip for posterity:

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Dick always sounds a little bit sad when talking about Null. Like he is imagining how much fun he could be having doing this podcast with him instead of the gross fat pedophile Vito. Null calling him greasy as he sits there with the shiniest greased forehead ever was very funny. Vito sounds genuinely butthurt, which is even funnier.

 

[Null]

vito looking greasy and sweaty because he knows my boy h3 is en route as he's speaking

 

[JackoVerde]

Dick always sounds a little bit sad when talking about Null. Like he is imagining how much fun he could be having doing this podcast with him instead of the gross fat pedophile Vito.

Null is literally the man that feeds him his lolcow related joke material, he has it all nice and organized for him. read one hour lurking kiwifarms on different threads and that's an entire spot worth of material for his podcast.

also dick does seem to buy into the vito being a pedophile joke considering we have this voice clip of him. he didnt even have time to come up with it, it was a reflexive comeback

 

[AnOminous]

I forgot that he looked like that at one point. How did he go from accepting his balding and shaving his head back to the long rats nest? He still looks like a date rapist either way but the long unkempt hair makes him look like a troon as well.

To rip off a joke Gallagher (RIP) used to make, his head looks like a bowling ball wearing a hula skirt.

 

[Pissmaster]

Are you seriously saying he was actually butthurt about that? Because that was the best he EVER looked.

A big part of the butthurt is how a bunch of people from that episode had a class-action lawsuit against Dr. Phil, and won a hefty settlement. I can't remember the details, but the main takeaway was that Dax was left out, and didn't even know until he got in touch with one of the women on a TDS bonus episode.

I forgot that he looked like that at one point. How did he go from accepting his balding and shaving his head back to the long rats nest? He still looks like a date rapist either way but the long unkempt hair makes him look like a troon as well.

The bald + mustache + sunglasses combo is a classic look for a man that only gets better with age. He could have kept it and looked much better today.

 

[JackoVerde]

does this guy look like dick or is it just me.

 

[RhoasJonas]

does this guy look like dick or is it just me.

Not greased enough with sweat.

 

[The New Downhill Legend]

Episodes have always been hit or miss, the latter becoming more and more prevalent. Especially without Sean to reign him in a little bit.

I went to Dick's page to try and find material to listen to while lifting, since I'm running out of good podcasts. Saw the latest show's description was with Vito and immediately said fuck it. I'd rather listen to whitenoise at a gym than the comedic takes of Dick/Vito duo.

 

[Arkenas Einbrecht]

Have some Vito memes made by my buddy FunnyNGondwana. Included the Vito pedotruck vanilla as well so people can mess with it.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

What happened to Sean? Did Dick start stiffing him the way Maddox did? He never contributed anything to the show except dull normie opinions and stuff he had heard or kinda knew about because he read it on Wikipedia, so it wouldn't be a great loss.

i remember him mentioning him having eye pains for wearing the sunglasses all the time.

I have a strong memory of eagerly listening to that first TDS bonus episode while working alone and having to stop what I was doing and lean against a wall while he described the suffering he went through so that the producers couldn't get any shots of him taking those aviators off to put in an opening montage.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

What happened to Sean? Did Dick start stiffing him the way Maddox did? He never contributed anything to the show except dull normie opinions and stuff he had heard or kinda knew about because he read it on Wikipedia, so it wouldn't be a great loss.

I have a strong memory of eagerly listening to that first TDS bonus episode while working alone and having to stop what I was doing and lean against a wall while he described the suffering he went through so that the producers couldn't get any shots of him taking those aviators off to put in an opening montage.

But, the Sean zingers are the best part of the show...

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

also dick does seem to buy into the vito being a pedophile joke considering we have this voice clip of him. he didnt even have time to come up with it, it was a reflexive comeback

Well to be fair, you would need a pretty terminal case of super-retardation not to see that Vito is a true and honest, dyed-in-the-wool pedophile. Especially when you spend as much time around/talking to him as Dick does.

ETA: I just finished the clip of Dick/Vito listening to Null's 2023 predictions... lmao vito is seething so fucking hard, what a vitriolic little pedo pussy. i thought dick's persona was supposed to hate fat bitches?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Dax is going to have his career as a comedian devastated once people realize you can use GPT chat to send you jokes about fat chicks.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Well to be fair, you would need a pretty terminal case of super-retardation not to see that Vito is a true and honest, dyed-in-the-wool pedophile. Especially when you spend as much time around/talking to him as Dick does.

ETA: I just finished the clip of Dick/Vito listening to Null's 2023 predictions... lmao vito is seething so fucking hard, what a vitriolic little pedo pussy. i thought dick's persona was supposed to hate fat bitches?

Given that Maddax fucked MintSalad, he clearly has no problem fucking fat bitches.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

But, the Sean zingers are the best part of the show...

I can't recall any of the zingers anymore, now the only contributions he seems to make are when he remembers some factoid from Wikipedia or Snopes and makes everyone shut up so that he can tell them about it. Sean was at his best on Biggest Problem (the real one) when he spoke maybe twice an episode.

 

[Pissmaster]

One thing that irked me about Sean is how he never got to talk in detail about stuff he really knew a lot about, like his addictions and kicking alcohol, and also just random audio engineering stuff.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

What happened to Sean? Did Dick start stiffing him the way Maddox did? He never contributed anything to the show except dull normie opinions and stuff he had heard or kinda knew about because he read it on Wikipedia, so it wouldn't be a great loss.

Sorry to ask, getting caught up on Dax's happenings, but did he actually get rid of Sean?
If so, he's an even bigger retard than I thought

 

[mfalkner]

I think Sean took time off and/or got Covid