The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Ghostse]

There's usually regulations in place preventing farmers from slaughtering and selling the meat from their own livestock. It would have to be handled through a slaughterhouse, and they're definitely not taking a risk on diseased animals that are malnourished.

There's nothing that stops that, specifically. Or Tyson would be out of business.

The requirement is to be selling meat you need to have it processed in a USDA-certified facility. Now the USDA isn't going come hunting you down for killing & eating your own livestock, and if there's a little meat-bartering going on they will have better things to do unless you cause an e. coli outbreak. But actually trying to sell meat at any scale will get the hairy eye of the feds upon you.

now IIRC there are some small-timer loopholes. For example, if you bring an animal you killed a butchershop, the USDA will usually pass off certification of the cleanliness to the local health department (I THINK there was a requirement to be initially USDA inspected and to agree to random inspections in the future) but there are significant restrictions about the size, equipment, and where your meat can be sold - the general idea being Bill of Bill's Butcherie can process down his own animals with his tools in the back of his store, and sell it in his store, but he can't sell that meat to the local grocery chain. Bill also isn't allowed to own/operate automated slaughtering machines - the idea is that Bill as a human can only process so much meat.
Its been too long since I had to deal with sub-market for meat processing, I'm just remembering how it operated around where I lived and working backwards mostly. Its also possible there have been changes to the laws since it s been a few years.

The usual thing to do though, if you have more than just a single animal (or if you do and the USDA slaughter house is conveniently located) is them to the slaughter house. And you're 100% correct that the slaughterhouse isn't going to risk their USDA certification over an animal that looks questionable.

 

[AfghanBlue]

They're gonna summon God's Plagues. He truly works in mysterious ways.

Locust come flying out of kevins am'

 

[General Disarray]

Personally I am hoping with tax season upon us, the trancheros will get assfucked by the only entity that specializes in said butt fucking: good old Uncle Sam via the IRS. They dgaf about your trans uwu shit, fellas.

 

[Constellationzero]

Trooniara: Fragments of Stink and Ditch

The fetid, rotting void of Kevin's AmHole is terrifying.


Kubrick-like is the stare encircling us


and the systems of bunk headmates hang lazy and still


in the round moldy windows of our Geodesic dome.


Then is the time to cherish pre-orders on Amazon


from Transformers and Bey Blades, here in the dead field


where no water, where no Alpacas are moving,


every dream and every rush of REE-ing.


The smallest REE is like a gentle wind,


all weeping a fountain, the Troonch itself a hind


dashing in silence toward the quarter-assed Earthship


which, all too far for any troo and honest woman


to understand the distances or times,


has not slid one small inch to either mass grave.


Everything looks as if smegmafied


and frozen to the mount of dead Alpacas,


like grains of grit in a dried and rotting sheath


encompassing the very boundlessness


in a massive, radiant hall of cognitive dissonance.


But all the words that have been used to death,


misused on Reddit and on Twitter and Vice


and landscapes where they never did belong


were drawn on in advances by smelly Troons


with no thought that the good wills which they were wearing down


might at some future date be sorely needed


right where they suited best: right here, on board


the Kiwi Farms on its way out to archive and laugh.

--Harry AmHole, 1956

 

[behindyourightnow]

Well if she moves out there due to having no other choice and manages to turn it from a barren wasteland into a nice granny garden and cottage then that will be the best result.

It seems that if Troons are not trooned out by their mothers they tend to hate them.

Do they blame their mothers somehow for not giving birth to them as a girl?

They want unconditional acceptance and praise from women who they see as mother-figures. Which in practice is most women, but obviously it applies to their actual mothers too. Any disagreement or resistance, any hint that the mother-figure is in fact a human separate from them with her own needs and opinions and agency, is met with narc rage. MtFs are usually apathetic about fathers because they see them as separate humans, but they see mothers as an extension of themselves.

So, since any normal parent will disagree with an adult child at times, this almost always ends with troons hating their mothers and cutting them off (if they can afford to). In the rare cases this doesn't happen, it's because the relationship is so unhealthily enmeshed that the mother does not in fact ever disagree or push back (as in Yaniv's mother).

(The disproportionate rage aimed at JK Rowling seems to be partly based on the fact that a lot of fans saw her as a supportive surrogate mother figure, who then violently betrayed them. They lash out at her like angry toddlers.)

 

[Cuckoman]

Kindness had already been shunned by the tranchers many months before. For her to "decide not to partner" with them is like someone walking into the Mickey D's where they were fired earlier in the year and proclaiming "You can't fire me, I quit!".

That is not how I remembered it. I thought they were all excited and competing for her attention in order to get near vagina.
But once they realized that the only one that would be allowed to play with the vagina was Bonnie, then that is when the troubles started and they started hating on her.

 

[Vesperus]

That's preposterous, I can't possibly be the sussy baka imposter.

That's exactly what an elusive person would say...

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Penny may have been listening to advice from this guy:

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Oh yeah, the Tranch LLC should definitely go after him for embezzlement. That would totally be a great idea to show this fucking abuser of true and honest women. If only it weren't for the Tranch's rock solid moral principles and the fact that the fascist cops and fascist courts would refuse to assist in true and honest restorative justice even if the Tranch made the concession of asking for their statist help.

 

[F13 Key]

Oh yeah, the Tranch LLC should definitely go after him for embezzlement. That would totally be a great idea to show this fucking abuser of true and honest women. If only it weren't for the Tranch's rock solid moral principles and the fact that the fascist cops and fascist courts would refuse to assist in true and honest restorative justice even if the Tranch made the concession of asking for their statist help.

Nobody really knows what the tranch's financials are like, I'm going to guess that they're a schizo mess if they've even been documented at all.

So who "owns" the property, who's been paying for what, or paid for what, or is liable for what, is probably something a forensic accountant would need to wear lead-lined gloves to dare and touch. And accountants cost money they don't have, too.

Bonnie's saber rattling might get Penny and the remaining tranchers to try get their shit together and make a court case of it all, but with the GFM stalled out and shit flying around at them on social media, they're probably fucked and on their own financially. I doubt they'll be able to afford it.

This pathetic soap opera is at an exciting point where we get to wait to see who's going to finally take the first swing at who in court, or who's finally going to produce some receipts to verify the atrocities we all know were (and are) being committed there.

 

[AfghanBlue]

(The disproportionate rage aimed at JK Rowling seems to be partly based on the fact that a lot of fans saw her as a supportive surrogate mother figure, who then violently betrayed them. They lash out at her like angry toddlers.)

some sort of Mother God-

giver of their interiour life, creator of a world, their preferred world, they float cosseted, safe and happy in the utero of her fantasy.
As well as IRL, by being richer than imaginable, as seen from their perspective of consoomer lust and entitlement , as Omnipotent:


i have long half-thought that - subconsciously at the very least- JKR went so hell-for-leather, instead of bowing out of the toxicity that is the twitter troon discourse, for the exact reason that she wanted, needed to break away from this enmeshment.

because the harry potter franchise fandom is so, so, so cringe.
she's not a dumb woman, she's not boomering about the internet.
she clearly gets about online.
she will have seen the dirtiest foulest fanfiction has to offer.
she will have seen the grottiest, thousandth, homely-bride and soy goom, on-the-cheap autist HP themed wedding,
she saw, decade after decade of it, never ending- of people never moving on, decorating thier homes with knock off unaesthetic YA novel crap
imagine seeing a wobble-lined, cheesy harry potter tattoo, on so very, very many smelly, obnoxious dangerhair, comorbid with the worst possible internet based character traits - STILL? when was it going to end? she'd waited and waited.
she'd given them enough time.
she despaired of these over grown children, second hand cringe compounded by perhaps a guilt, for being arguably the majority stakeholder in the millennial phenomenon of never ending cultural adolescence.

she wanted out.

she would have to annihilate her Sodom, gay dumbledore and all..
..but how?

It was perhaps fitting, that as partial architect of this landscape, the current most sacred cow, key to its destruction, would be something important to her- a facet of her feminism, and outcrop, grown ugly and cancerous.

TROONERY.

Old Testament style, she had to flood it all away, leaving only the two by two, one of each
animal, biological sex believing terfs and rationals on her arc.

i'll take my little autistic stickers now please.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Nobody really knows what the tranch's financials are like, I'm going to guess that they're a schizo mess if they've even been documented at all.

So who "owns" the property, who's been paying for what, or paid for what, or is liable for what, is probably something a forensic accountant would need to wear lead-lined gloves to dare and touch. And accountants cost money they don't have, too.

That's exactly why I'm saying they should do it, I want to see what they'd submit to show this "embezzlement" in court.

 

[F13 Key]

That's exactly why I'm saying they should do it, I want to see what they'd submit to show this "embezzlement" in court.

They'll probably claim the alpacas ate it. At this point I'd say the property should belong to them, they're the only occupants of it that produce anything of value.

 

[behindyourightnow]

some sort of Mother God-
creator of a world, their preferred world, seen from their perspective of consoomer lust and entitlement , as Omnipotent, by being richer than imaginable -(despite benevolently giving most of her wealth away, remaining so) .

Then she fell, and became the Bad Mother archetype, along with all TERFs. The mother who abandons her duties becomes an evil mythical witch, and must be punished to restore order.



Now, a normal adult would be able to recognize men and women as individuals rather than walking stereotypes classified according to whether or not they meet one's infantile needs, but we are not dealing with normal adults here.

(One interesting aspect is how common the "bad mother" archetype is connected in mythology with the grave, the underworld, death, the uncivilized wild, bodily corruption... compare that with the constant TRA complaints about "reducing women to their bodies" and "bioessentialism." The impure, corruptible, sexed flesh is rejected, the floating gender soul is embraced. Honestly, Jung was onto something.)

 

[AfghanBlue]

Then she fell, and became the Bad Mother archetype, along with all TERFs. The mother who abandons her duties becomes an evil mythical witch, and must be punished to restore order.

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Now, a normal adult would be able to recognize men and women as individuals rather than walking stereotypes classified according to whether or not they meet one's infantile needs, but we are not dealing with normal adults here.

(One interesting aspect is how common the "bad mother" archetype is connected in mythology with the grave, the underworld, death, the uncivilized wild, bodily corruption... compare that with the constant TRA complaints about "reducing women to their bodies" and "bioessentialism." The impure, corruptible, sexed flesh is rejected, the floating gender soul is embraced. Honestly, Jung was onto something.)

Just a little unrelated point I always like- the actress playing Glinda (the good witch in Oz) was born in 1889!

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Mother God? Isn't that the one who was an alcoholic who was mummified by he cult members?

 

[Shitbox Camry]

Instead, pull up a chair, eat popcorn and watch 'em kill each other for your entertainment. Nothing of value will be lost. (See also, black-on-black violence.)

If you or a loved one plan on enjoying any future ape-tastic, chimp-on-chimp violence, I suggest doing so from behind cover (preferably ballistic-rated) and at a considerable distance away. Their particular brand of interpersonal conflict resolution typically involves a combination of firearms, poor muzzle/trigger discipline, and errant gunfire.

At least (most) troons just want to kill themselves. The North American Nigris Africanus typically involves the whole city in their tomfuckery.

 

[stupid frog]

Oh yeah, the Tranch LLC should definitely go after him for embezzlement. That would totally be a great idea to show this fucking abuser of true and honest women. If only it weren't for the Tranch's rock solid moral principles and the fact that the fascist cops and fascist courts would refuse to assist in true and honest restorative justice even if the Tranch made the concession of asking for their statist help.

Bonnie gonna end up in the mass grave if he goes back there alone

"Weekend at Bonnie's"

 

[RodgerDodger]

Mother God? Isn't that the one who was an alcoholic who was mummified by he cult members?

That was Mother Love

 

[scumfuck]

They'll probably claim the alpacas ate it. At this point I'd say the property should belong to them, they're the only occupants of it that produce anything of value.

Alpacas own the means of production

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I really can't see how the Tranch and land wouldn't have been better off had the alpacas seized power and driven off the troons a couple years ago.