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[AirdropShitposts]

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Nice cope! I guess he realizes the amhole revision probably isn't happening, no matter how badly he wants it.

Finally. Anal being the final frontier for Kevin has been one of the weirdest things about him. The man tweets about drinking piss and wanting to be impregnated every other week but taking a dick in his butt was too much I assume because others might actually want to do it to him and this would violate the rule that Kevin Does Not Have Sex. He's out here telling me he's a big ol slut but he's been missing out on all the girl orgasms from pressure on his girl prostate.

Kevin started the new year with a fedpost
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"You're right that Christians are capable of horrific acts, but eventually fascists lose."

Normally I like to make fun of Kevin's ideas about fascism but this time I just want to point out that this sentence makes no sense at all unless Kevin thinks all Christians are inherently fascists. Which leads me into noting that expanding the list of who is a fascist exponentially and continuously pretty much guarantees that they will not in fact lose in your lifetime. (No! No! Airdrop, don't mention what's happened in communist states again, you know no historical references, Kevin doesn't understand linear time let alone foreseeable consequences coming from deliberate actions!)

 

[KiwiFuzz]

My hope for the new year is that Kev finally necks himself

My hope for the new year is that Neck finally kevs himself.

Also, Sean Feucht is a personal cow. For all of his church's many, many, many theological problems (spoiler: they're demonic), they're racially diverse.

Always fun to have a cow crossover in the wild!

 

[AfghanBlue]

I should think that would happen soon after they move into Penny’s parents place.

It’s one thing having to home your castrated overgrown boy loser son in his 40s, but when he brings a pair of dependents who are grown adults and stink like shit with him, it pushes any reasonable parental care limits.

poor fuckers have probably been given a very cloudy version of what is to happen, and are expecting him to turn up with their actual long-lost grandchildren in tow..
side note, i cant wait for kevin to get his huge rack and be incredibly uncomfortable in bed.
are you gonna wear a bra (uncomf), or are your big tits gonna just weigh on you?

maybe as they are solid they will keep thier position more? but seeing as they stick out like iguana eyes, that will be its own issue.

gonna be real nice to see him having some big tit problems after a lifetime of gross, loud fetishisation of them.

Spoiler: no eating

gonna be even less room in the stink bed for the others i suppose, but at least they will add a tent-pole effect to allow some airflow relief into the surefire dutch-oven of unimaginable stench that is three huge troons on troon-diet. and amholes.

i ended up way back hundreds of pages ago the other day, and a post (I think from @Sinner's Sandwich ?) has been haunting me for days- it was a gross story ,plus picture of gloved fingers covered in organe goo, from another Dilator-Shy troon:

They stated that due to not having much sex for about 9 months, they had kinda layed off dialating during that time, but then decided to have sex.
(that this was still even a possibility so proving that it wasnt anywhere near as closed-up, nor for as long, as Kevin's.)

anyway, afterwards they felt something scratchy at the back, and basically scratched out loads of gross stinking orange goo and scabs - and gave harsh warning to everyone not to renege on douching, nor dialting.

GOD only knows what the doctors are gonna pull out of there, when the revision time comes...
I'm picturing ice-picks. Pressure hoses. Nurses staggering, eyes streaming, from theatre, wing shut for the day.

lucky old kevin gets to be out for the count during this shameful moment, as usual .

 

[Souji Tendou]

"The great thing about being trans isn't dilating, it's telling everyone online that i do"

Are we taking bets on whether or not Kevin ends it all in 2023? I mean, there is no tranch anymore and the amhole seems like it's falling apart.

The two people he relies on most are still in his life, unless they leave him, not happening.

Kevin's basically voluntarily turned himself into Jack Nicholsan at the end of Cuckoo's Nest. Willingly surrendered and pathologised any ability to function on his own in the world.

"basically" is an understatement, don't forget that the whole little nonsense used to be a quite public part of his personality before people started calling him out on how fucking creepy it was.

Kevin started the new year with a fedpost
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Break up
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Bolt-on/amhole update: he's on the cancelation list
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>If it's real they should have done more

Yknow, we could say the same stuff about 90% of the stuff you claim Kevvie!

 

[AfghanBlue]

The two people he relies on most are still in his life, unless they leave him, not happening.

"basically" is an understatement, don't forget that the whole little nonsense used to be a quite public part of his personality before people started calling him out on how fucking creepy it was.

>If it's real they should have done more

Yknow, we could say the same stuff about 90% of the stuff you claim Kevvie!

killing yourself is also
a) scary & b) kinda hard.

i woudlnt even trust him to know how to work one of the guns to do it. or have the balls to.
and so long as he has hope to cling to about his surgery, he will keep going.

even if/when he gets kicked out by Sidechew and Other, he can use some of his mytsery funds to fuck off on a jolly to Terflandia for a bit, then land back on his ma.

he's much more likely to die from surgery related complication. wether sooner or later.

*getting shot in a fit of rage by his stress-addled 'wives' is also pretty up there on the list of potentials.

 

[Souji Tendou]

killing yourself is also
a) scary & b) kinda hard.

i woudlnt even trust him to know how to work one of the guns to do it. or have the balls to.
and so long as he has hope to cling to about his surgery, he will keep going.

even if/when he gets kicked out by Sidechew and Other, he can use some of his mytsery funds to fuck off on a jolly to Terflandia for a bit, then land back on his ma.

he's much more likely to die from surgery related complication. wether sooner or later.

Terflandia is the "Other" you're implying, haha.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

he's much more likely to die from surgery related complication. wether sooner or later.

Sooner if his BMI really is getting troublesome.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Terflandia is the "Other" you're implying, haha.

nooooo Other is Jen.
his probable future shooter

 

[Souji Tendou]

nooooo Other is Jen.
his probable future shooter

Oh that also works! Several possible options apply in cases like this.

 

[FinnSven]

Sooner if his BMI really is getting troublesome.

The fact that he eats shit and sits on his arse all day gives hope that a heart attack is inevitable.

Maybe Penny will just leave him behind on the tranch, buried under a mound of transformers, for Bonnie Wee Paul and his mum to find and deal with.

 

[A Grey Cat]

"We're moving to a new place in the spring with better internet1"


Keep in mind, this is a grown man.

I mean...everyone needs internet and a good connection is important. Really this is the least cringey thing he's said in a long time.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Normally I like to make fun of Kevin's ideas about fascism but this time I just want to point out that this sentence makes no sense at all unless Kevin thinks all Christians are inherently fascists. Which leads me into noting that expanding the list of who is a fascist exponentially and continuously pretty much guarantees that they will not in fact lose in your lifetime. (No! No! Airdrop, don't mention what's happened in communist states again, you know no historical references, Kevin doesn't understand linear time let alone foreseeable consequences coming from deliberate actions!)

Also, what does "queerness" even mean at this point? I've seen ordinary-arse male-female couples call themselves "queer." And not even like, troon couples, just they/thems.

 

[stupid frog]

Also, what does "queerness" even mean at this point? I've seen ordinary-arse male-female couples call themselves "queer." And not even like, troon couples, just they/thems.

Not "CIS".

 

[scallion]

Also, what does "queerness" even mean at this point? I've seen ordinary-arse male-female couples call themselves "queer." And not even like, troon couples, just they/thems.

Dyed hair and listening to Deftones

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin started the new year with a fedpost

"But I think that's immaterial" - is, is that how you actually use immaterial? What the fuck are you talking about?

The last tweet is some kid's show cliche talk. He is doing his best to have more gravitas than he has, and he can't really play it since he still has a diaperfur account and is a little who is taken care of. You can't be the big hero speech giver when you're a grown man in a diaper.

My hope for the new year is that Kev finally necks himself

Keep hoping, he'll be too lazy to do it himself. He would rather lie down and wait for something else to try and kill him instead.

unless Kevin thinks all Christians are inherently fascists

It's Kevin, so I'm guessing yes. Our boy didn't suffer any trauma from them that I know of, but I have a feeling he has a better than thou mentality anyway because of his cult of troonism dunking on Christians.

My hope for the new year is that Neck finally kevs himself.

Does that mean chopping his junk off, becoming fat, buying 4000 transformers on welfare, or some combination of all three?

side note, i cant wait for kevin to get his huge rack and be incredibly uncomfortable in bed.
are you gonna wear a bra (uncomf), or are your big tits gonna just weigh on you?

He's going to say it will be hot either way unless they cause his body to malfunction too much, then he'll blame his doctors.

he's much more likely to die from surgery related complication. wether sooner or later.

Agreed. I couldn't say what since no one but his doctors know the true extent of his problems but the more surgery you have, the more you put your body under stress and his diet and lifestyle do not help.

*getting shot in a fit of rage by his stress-addled 'wives' is also pretty up there on the list of potentials.

That is also an option. Still waiting for Penny to point his gun at Kevin and tell Kevin about the bunny transformers to distract him in an act of cruel mercy.

nooooo Other is Jen.
his probable future shooter

Honestly, the recoil on whatever gun Jen uses might be enough to snap his arms like twigs. That man has no nutrition.

Also, what does "queerness" even mean at this point? I've seen ordinary-arse male-female couples call themselves "queer." And not even like, troon couples, just they/thems.

They them will tell you they count as trans/troons too. It means you're part of a subculture who's rules do vary between regions but are mostly about rebelling against the top, becoming who you truly are inside, embracing anything shameful about yourself, helping your community, loving people on a deeper level than just appearance, breaking gender norms and rules, and mitigating any damage your privilege causes.

This in normie speak translates to sitting around twitter and irl coffee shops trying to pretend you're not the top class of cis straight whites and pray you can be seen as unique, cool, subversive, and profound by your queer peers who you consider cool. You dress similarly in garish fashions you like and have a group that enables you to think you're deeper than you are.

Like how some church goers think being a religious is a substitution for personality, those who call themselves queer are trying to be cool and holy like their friends in a community built to accept anyone that conforms to the main rules. Maybe I'm thinking about it too deep but that's my take. "We are pious rebels, please know we are enlightened and take down conservative fascist satan too even though our skin is white and our sex is straight."

 

[cherrysour]

Also, what does "queerness" even mean at this point? I've seen ordinary-arse male-female couples call themselves "queer." And not even like, troon couples, just they/thems.

Some permutation of "unattractive" (on various axes, both physical and psychological) and "wannabe sex-haver."

 

[AnOminous]

It's Kevin, so I'm guessing yes. Our boy didn't suffer any trauma from them that I know of, but I have a feeling he has a better than thou mentality anyway because of his cult of troonism dunking on Christians.

I'd prefer the company of a dozen of the most obnoxious Christian boomers alive over that of a single troon.

It means you're part of a subculture who's rules do vary between regions but are mostly about rebelling against the top, becoming who you truly are inside, embracing anything shameful about yourself, helping your community, loving people on a deeper level than just appearance, breaking gender norms and rules, and mitigating any damage your privilege causes.

Amazingly if you got a stadium full of these people who became "who they truly are inside," it would be the same exact person as far as the eye could see.

 

[FinnSven]

They them will tell you they count as trans/troons too. It means you're part of a subculture who's rules do vary between regions but are mostly about rebelling against the top, becoming who you truly are inside, embracing anything shameful about yourself, helping your community, loving people on a deeper level than just appearance, breaking gender norms and rules, and mitigating any damage your privilege causes.

This in normie speak translates to sitting around twitter and irl coffee shops trying to pretend you're not the top class of cis straight whites and pray you can be seen as unique, cool, subversive, and profound by your queer peers who you consider cool. You dress similarly in garish fashions you like and have a group that enables you to think you're deeper than you are.

Like how some church goers think being a religious is a substitution for personality, those who call themselves queer are trying to be cool and holy like their friends in a community built to accept anyone that conforms to the main rules. Maybe I'm thinking about it too deep but that's my take. "We are pious rebels, please know we are enlightened and take down conservative fascist satan too even though our skin is white and our sex is straight."

Well that just sounds like what being “cool” has always been in most iconic subcultures since the 50s.

Rebellious, not accepting what the squares say and how The Man tries to keep them down.
While historically mostly it has been harmless with the worst things to happen being exposure to drugs and maybe some trouble with the law, virtually all kids grow out of it and become squares.

The saddest thing about this is that the proportion of sad old fuckers who still do this into later adulthood is going to be much higher thanks to the insane self mutilation.
It’s not like a few edgy tattoos or a pierced clit.

Tommie Tooter is the poster senile old fart for this kind of tragically uncool.

Hey Kevvie! When you are done lurking here, go look at the Tommie Tooter section.

Maybe you can rape dogs, teenage girls, shit yourself, dumpster dive and try to sell worthless gravel, while being the boogeyman of a desert town?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Well that just sounds like what being “cool” has always been in most iconic subcultures since the 50s.

Oooh, you got it. That's the joke.

The saddest thing about this is that the proportion of sad old fuckers who still do this into later adulthood is going to be much higher thanks to the insane self mutilation.
It’s not like a few edgy tattoos or a pierced clit.

Lasting consequences and medical patients for life is the worst shit. It's sad that this became the new goth.

Hey Kevvie! When you are done lurking here, go look at the Tommie Tooter section.

They already had a crossover with him where he tried to get on the tranch. He was denied. It's in the tranch thread, you'll have to look yourself though.

 

[Cotton]

They must also know Kevin's a liar who likely won't stick with the necessary dilation/aftercare:

I swear Kevin had a tweet saying he was only going to dilate when he felt he needed to because his doctors/the medical establishment were all a bunch transphobic unqueers who didn't know what they were doing.

I was convinced he was going to wind up in the hospital or morgue (it also got my noggin joggin about issues of patient compliance which I was really interested in at the time) so it sticks out in my mind. But it must have been a dream-- a beautiful dream!-- since I can't find it.

Also, what does "queerness" even mean at this point? I've seen ordinary-arse male-female couples call themselves "queer." And not even like, troon couples, just they/thems.

I normally see people using queer/queerness/queering as it relates to queer theory. Even if they don't know it, know about it, or understand it, that's the cesspool it flows from. I'm very biased against queer theory (and I've been out of the game for a while) so take what I say with a grain of salt:

The origins of queer theory come from the philosophies of unrepentant child rapist Michel Foucault. As expected from a Frenchman, it's an attempt to intellectualize degeneracy. Much of it relates to the rejection of sexual normativity which is styled a bold challenge to the oppressive small mindedness of society. In this way, it is possible for anyone who rejects mainstream sexual mores to be queer. As with womanhood, it's a state of mind.

What qualifies a sufficiently deviant is up to debate, but one reason straights glom on to it is because it's a free pass out of the cis-het purgatory which allies, especially white ones, are relegated to.