日本人のlolcowsについて話し合うスレ - キミの言いたいことを自由に言える場所

I believe cops went harsh on him because his bad reputation was so widespread all over Japan that they had to take care of it
His face was on TV and local residents will be very unhappy if their authority didn't do shit about this degenerate

Unrelated: Yutabon and his dad got no money after they came home, his father is despeletery trying to sell his car to get some money but no one is buying it yet
They don't have any parking spot in where they live so they're using paid parking instead

They had yutabon's birthday party after they came back to Okinawa but they charged more cash to attendees more than how they did in the last year
Numbers of attendees have decleased into half compared to the last year's birthday party
People are fading away from them lmao

They also won the court case with his hater who insulted him on the internet by saying "pineapple looking head" "your tiny cock must be covered by foreskin"
They won 120,000 Yen on this case, woohoo!

aylmao oh wow, here's knowing that Yutabon is going to be a pro-scam artist or a Yakuza racket grift lord, those are the only two things I can see him becoming, and getting very watched by the law if he isn't bribing them. I also have a feeling he's going to pull off something so fucking stupid, he'll probably have to move out to mainland Asia before more crimes has him locked up in a prison to meet other Yakuza unfortunate enough to be locked up abroad.
 
aylmao oh wow, here's knowing that Yutabon is going to be a pro-scam artist or a Yakuza racket grift lord, those are the only two things I can see him becoming, and getting very watched by the law if he isn't bribing them. I also have a feeling he's going to pull off something so fucking stupid, he'll probably have to move out to mainland Asia before more crimes has him locked up in a prison to meet other Yakuza unfortunate enough to be locked up abroad.
I don't know shit about yakuza but I'm sure it's not a lifestyle yutabon can adopt to
It's full of stress, your boss will beat the shit out of you if you fucked anything up and you can get arrested by cops and lose both normal and underground life at the same time
Meanwhile yutabon even don't know how to talk to people properly unlike kids at the same age as him since he's not going to school for a while
He's just gonna be another typical wagie construction worker grew up in messed up environment
There are bunch of those kind of people in Kyusyu
 
I believe cops went harsh on him because his bad reputation was so widespread all over Japan that they had to take care of it
His face was on TV and local residents will be very unhappy if their authority didn't do shit about this degenerate
That's interesting thinking about the amount of scorn and shame he must have built around being a "meiwaku youtuber" understandable if not hilarious to think that a lolcow gets arrested primarily because everyone is sick of his shit.

They also won the court case with his hater who insulted him on the internet by saying "pineapple looking head" "your tiny cock must be covered by foreskin"
They won 120,000 Yen on this case, woohoo!
Jesus fuck I now understand why as you say Japanese lolcow discussion is as scarce as it is. The idea that I would have to give over a thousand dollars because I hilariously called someone a pineapple head is both one of the most hilarious and horrifying things I've heard out of Japan. These defamation laws give Germany a run for its money like wow
 
2ch and kiwifarms crossover when? 2ch had amazing shit like Denko guy among other documented lolcows filled with ramen posts

Cultural exchange program when? Kiwifarms have local retarded newfags for 2ch users to laugh at, so they can send theirs.
Majority of 2ch(not anymore since it's now called 5ch) users are retarded including myself
Many of them are also old as hell especially on unpopular boards, they won't even try to learn English or use AI translator, you can't teach old dogs new tricks
I doubt they'll be interested in joining to English spoken website like this unless some major bad changes happens on 5ch
There are some jap retards on 4chan but they're just bunch of faggots who wanna hear gaijins prising their country
 
Majority of 2ch(not anymore since it's now called 5ch) users are retarded including myself
Many of them are also old as hell especially on unpopular boards, they won't even try to learn English or use AI translator, you can't teach old dogs new tricks
I doubt they'll be interested in joining to English spoken website like this unless some major bad changes happens on 5ch
There are some jap retards on 4chan but they're just bunch of faggots who wanna hear gaijins prising their country
I still remember having a blast with old 2ch years ago and still hope there are still some around and see new users from the bigger boards embracing old board culture and laugh at lolcows like anons used to.

At least there are some users left and laughing at lolcows and greasy hikimoris.

So let's enjoy that and provide quality cows and deviants to laugh at here.

This thread is nostalgic for me and I'm likely to contribute with batshit crazy Japanese, Chinese and Korean cows to laugh at.
 
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I've been reading through all these threads, and theres this hezuma ryu person everyones mentioning. is there like a big post about this fag?

If not whats the rundown?
 
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I've been reading through all these threads, and theres this hezuma ryu person everyones mentioning. is there like a big post about this fag?

If not whats the rundown?
Turn English sub on and you'll get the idea
 
This was my first ever post on KiwiFarms trying to start a thread on this Japanese lady who does African hairbraiding and goes to Compton yearly. I'm copying it for your pleasure. I hope you enjoy it!

So as one is want to do, I was browsing Instagram with Japanese hashtags of offensive shit. I searched the Japanese word for "nigger" (ニガー) and, interestingly, other hashtags starting with that were suggested as well, with ニガーズハウス ("nigger's house") catching my eye. That led me to this beautiful picture:
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As I dug deeper into this Instagram account, it led me down a rabbit hole of a subculture I didn't know existed: Japanese people in Fukuoka LARPing as black people.

Epitomizing this group is our lolcow herself, Mayuko Yoshii (芳井万由子) aka BlaccPrideBraids_Mayu [EDIT: She changed her business name to High Life Braids (RIP Blacc Pride Braids) and is now HighLifeBraids_Mayu on Instagram. I guess the name is a combination of American beer brand "Miller High Life" (as her logo apes) as well as marijuana use (which is highly illegal in Japan) which is on her sign in her store], henceforth referred to simply as "Mayu". As her Instagram name implies, she owns an African hairbraiding salon in Fukuoka, Japan, called High Life Braids (archived FB page) . My first thought was how this business stays afloat, but as the first pic shows, there are seemingly tons of trashy Japanese people in Fukuoka willing to degrade themselves in the name of style. Check out some examples of Mayu's handiwork.
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Mayu's style and subculture is what's known in Japan as "B-kei" (B系), meaning "black people style". This leads to some hilariously bad fashion choices.
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Her obsession with imitating (her conception of) black people leads to a recurring pose of her with her ass sticking out.
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What's even more fascinating to me, though, is how she decorates her salon. She has all of these bizarre, trashy American things like Bratz and Barbie dolls and California Raisins stuff even.
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But my favorite reoccurring motif of hers is her love for the Green M&M. Yes. The sexy one.
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She somehow managed to create multiple varsity-style jackets with both M&M and Laffy Taffy imagery on them for her girlfriends. Which is weird, because Laffy Taffy doesn't exist in Japan. Sidenote: if anyone can hook me up with one of these jackets I would be eternally grateful.
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Not satisfied with merely LARPing as a black person through her fashion, she takes regular vacations to the glorious paradise that is... Compton, CA!
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There, she samples the native haute cuisine...
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...purchases the rarest, most precious cultural treasures...
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...and she even interacts with the locals... Bona fide BLACK PEOPLE!!!
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Her Instagram posts are an endless source of lulz for me with how clueless she is as to what living as a black person/with black people is actually like. I'd also love for some random SJWs to find her and condemn her somehow. Anyways, enjoy this trashy icon! I might make another post about some others in her clique, too, so stay tuned for that.
So we've seen Black-kei, Nazi-kei...
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Does this mean there is a chance of seeing Jew-kei at some point?

I really want to see Japanese people striking cool poses outside of Auschwitz in Jew-inspired high-fashion.
 
I'm suprised no one talked about this absolute batshit insane fat lolcow yet:

She terrorized her neighbours for years and years.

I was going to mention this woman actually, imagine hating your neighbor so much that you think blasting music out of your house 24/7 is the most rational way of getting them to leave instead of talking it out like a rational adult.
 
Japan tried to claim Dokdo as well, historical records show Korean ownersship despite long struggle that has been going on since 1600s.

Quite optimistic claim.

South Korea does not any ill will towards Japan, so what's the problem?
What's "Dokdo"? Is that some type of kimchi?
So we've seen Black-kei, Nazi-kei...
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Does this mean there is a chance of seeing Jew-kei at some point?

I really want to see Japanese people striking cool poses outside of Auschwitz in Jew-inspired high-fashion.
Reminds me of this
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LMAO, ROK banned all Japanese entertainment until 2000 and they still occasionally ban K-pop songs from the radio if they use a single word of Japanese (all Japanese music is auto-banned from Korean radio).
Japanese media has been banned over radio and television for over a decade, carrying over from days of Japanese occupation.
Despite differences and disputes Japan vows mutual defense pact in 2022
I di believe that South Korea are slowly moving on painful as it may be with growing anti sinno and anti communist sentiment in South Korea.
Like so
ROK knows and South Koreans large chunk of the world them that current decade isn't time for disputes when a regime that allowed to spread epidemic that permafucked Korean economy, corruption from China and their support of North Korea isn't easily forgotten.

United States nuked Japan twice and now they're allies, despite war crimes and prison camps in US.

With common enemy I do believe time will heal sore relations over. It took few decades for Japan to rebuild trust and economy

Give it time, people don't live in past forever.
 
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I wish I could remember this cow’s name/twitch channel. There was a very fat autistic Japanese girl with insanely large breasts who would stream themselves bed ridden. I also remember this persons twitch bio mentioning how depressed they were. Does anyone remember or know who I’m talking about?
Shit i remember her too but i cant remember the namn. I think null talked about her in brefi in one of his streams.
 
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