Lobster Cult High Priest
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Still can be more entertaining than Chemo Casino (except for his gay ass bible study stream, no thanks I don't need bible interpretations from a Mischling Jew).
Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️
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I am so grateful the Surfer and PPP don't belong to a Chistian sect that proselytes door-to-door. Imagining PPP at my doorstep, the autism levels might make me become . . . "angry."
Climaxing Sunset
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Happy News Years guys. 2023 has started out excellently in the world of alogging Asstroon Tranny Porks.
With the recent leaks by Asstroon’s ex gay janny, we can only expect more fireworks to this festive occassion
With the recent leaks by Asstroon’s ex gay janny, we can only expect more fireworks to this festive occassion
Amber Turd
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- Surfer produces nothing of value, the snacks lore his simp shared in that video was a combination of the more recent revelation (her face) and stuff that was already known. Nothing new was added, nor it was confirmation of anything, he just put together the lore already publicly available.
- Godwinson having the DMs between Perspicacity and PPP is sadly a meme born from KoP leaking his own DMs and Perspicacity refusal to do so. Perspicacity is obsessed with the idea of never sharing DMs (although most likely he fears PPP might fully dox him).
- If a fat lesbian and a cringe o9a satanist pedophile could have a baby:
- Godwinson having the DMs between Perspicacity and PPP is sadly a meme born from KoP leaking his own DMs and Perspicacity refusal to do so. Perspicacity is obsessed with the idea of never sharing DMs (although most likely he fears PPP might fully dox him).
- If a fat lesbian and a cringe o9a satanist pedophile could have a baby:
LaurenLauren
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I bet the whole thing is a coordinated gayop by the writers room.
All becomes gunt
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If so its the gayest of ops. We are talking gay gangbang levels of homosexual. I am going to contain things for now though as i will wait for things to drop first and then shitpost accordingly.
Stuff of nightmares right here. But luckily enough PPP cannot fit through a door, nor can he walk to one as that would be unecessary exercise for him.
It's not completely terrible i kinda liked the rants he was going on when he was interrupting Asstroon. Thing is he should have disengaged. If he wants to become a Christian and get on with the Bible and learn things further that's amazing that's great but it has been time for a loooooong time now for Surfer to unplug. He seriously needs to stop trying to be a performer and join the audience. If he wants to have a final hoorah now i guess that's fine but he seriously needs to put an end to his online chapter ASAP and he has been for a while now. Unlike Asstroon he doesn't seem like a terrible person, despite hanging with really really bad company in the form of furry pedo DJ Axle and other faggots. I don't sense that malice that comes from the fat homosexual blob. I could be wrong obviously if stuff drops on him one day.
Don't try to become a performer in this stage, that goes to all of you. You saw what happened with Perspicacity and Squire, hell PPP himself was part of the audience, but you saw what happened when they left from the audience and joined the play as performers, and overstayed their 15 minutes. There is nothing wrong with being the guy in chat, the guy in kiwifarms, or anything like that. As much as these people like to look down on us, call us plebeians, call us neets, we are free, we are trully free, and they are envious and pissed. The shitposting is a thing we do for fun, sometimes we get preachy, share some of our oppinions and beliefs but at the same time it's a form of entertainment. When we are bored we just don't post, we don't have to fill quotas, answer to an audience, make up excuses, deliver something we promised. I fire up a post when i darn feel about it. Could post 10 times a day when things are hot, or post 0 for like 4 months when they are dead. Josh aint gonna send me a mail and be like "hey you forgot to do your daily shitpost", neither i made it my living and it's something that i have to do because otherwise i won't have the money to even buy groceries.
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Usually around this time of the year, we'll have the Golden Gunt Awards, featuring Asstroon Porks, Guntwinson, and @Kraut.
Unfortunately, Asstroon is too FAT and egotistical to have a truce and deliver us some Kino. I wouldn't even mind if that thing was hosted on the Kino Casino, just keep Trandy Beejamski in the cage with a ballgag. It would have been fun if Guntwinson did the show with Asa and Kraut instead, but he's probably way too lazy/busy to do anything. He's probably going on another hiatus, that Perspik Discord thing wreaks tranny stinkditch. Hey babe! Join my Twitter messaging group.
Unfortunately, Asstroon is too FAT and egotistical to have a truce and deliver us some Kino. I wouldn't even mind if that thing was hosted on the Kino Casino, just keep Trandy Beejamski in the cage with a ballgag. It would have been fun if Guntwinson did the show with Asa and Kraut instead, but he's probably way too lazy/busy to do anything. He's probably going on another hiatus, that Perspik Discord thing wreaks tranny stinkditch. Hey babe! Join my Twitter messaging group.
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If they did belong to such a sect and were sincere about it they'd either have quit streaming a long time ago or gotten kicked out already for their online antics.
And while Ashton might still be fat, at least he wouldn't be the morbidly obese degenerate he is today.
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Has anyone else noticed that Ashton likes to launch into musical numbers at every given opportunity? Put his Broadway habits together with the waxed asshole and it really gets the noggin joggin.
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ROAH BUDDY RETSUGOOOOOO
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I remember when the casino first started they were making memes on 4chan like
>ashton looks like the vietcong with that green hat.
Unfortunately the good humored ribbing is gone, dead and buried. The full roasting of Asstroonious Porkenstein has begun in earnest.
2023 will not be a good year for PPPissbottles, I can say that with confidence.
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PPP's most absurdly obese,
And of late his clout has decreased.
And of late his clout has decreased.
Now alogged by the Farms
It should set off alarms
And should leave fat his brain without peace.
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You know who is a close match to Asstroon?
(you of disappoint, grandson. Fat, 我不會與你做愛.)Meet Mao Xinyu, a Major General of the PLA, also the grandson of Chairman Mao.
All becomes gunt
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from Mao Ze Dong to Lmao Sucks Dong
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Would that make him related to consent accident aficionado LMao Ze(ro) Dong?
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To think he and Warski (and Flam) came so close to being named the true and honest heirs of Daddy Jim.
Lobster Cult High Priest
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At least the Petrol sniffing drunkard is a better choice than either of them.
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And unlike Kino Casino, the weeaboo convict covers a lot more interesting shit in 8 hours just doing his own thing and doesn't make it about Ralph or Fuentes unless they fuck up so bad it just can't be ignored.
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That’s got to sting PPP’s ego that he wasn’t even mentioned. Jim clearly thinks PPP is a massive, attention whore faggot who isn’t fit even to consider as his successor.
It’s official - Porkton has been snubbed by Daddy Jim, despite his attempts to get his attention over the years, fatly nipping at his heels.
Yes, Asstonne is washed and has been humiliated by Metokur - and he’ll take it like a good little slave, because he knows he can’t fight the sweetie squad and desperately needs their charity pennies.
Sad.
BiggusHammer
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That's what PPP would look like if he lost 666 lbs