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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
Cuckoman said:
That is not how I remembered it. I thought they were all excited and competing for her attention in order to get near vagina.
But once they realized that the only one that would be allowed to play with the vagina was Bonnie, then that is when the troubles started and they started hating on her.
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It was just Kevin, iirc. Kevin wanted to fuck her and got some backlash on twitter because he said something like 'just because I'm a lesbian doesn't mean I don't want to fuck trans men' and everyone got mad at him invalidating the masculine identity of a manly bro man. Or something. I'm not great at troonspeak.

Edit: sorry if this posts like 12 fucking times but I keep getting errors.
I just spent way too fucking long trying to find this but here's where Kevin got rejected. And here's where they first met. Was it really only August 2021? Feels like it's been fucking YEARS.
 
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The Niggler said:
So is the 30-50 death count purely gross negligence, lack of funds, the harshness of the environment, or all of those things?
Surprised the tranch is still going all things considered
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The 30-50 thing is just the ones Boner buried personally when he was actually there and he's been gone a while, and so have the field troons.
 
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AnOminous said:
The 30-50 thing is just the ones Boner buried personally when he was actually there and he's been gone a while, and so have the field troons.
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Wait, Im enjoying this drama as much as any other retard but how do you not know if you burried 30 or 50 of your 90 animals?
Some say It could be BS. Do we have anything verified except this guys tweets?
And if we do, yet again how could he not know the actual number?
Half of the capital of the farm is gone, you buried it. W T F.
 
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Orange Rhymer said:
Tarp Barn #4 went critical near the city of Alpacpriyat.
I'll see myself out
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They used their rail infrastructure to transport the doomed alpaca with ruthless efficiency.

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Shotgun Badger said:
If only the troons watched this video, things could have turned out so differently!
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Cliff notes from this video:

Inexperienced ranchers should not be rescuing alpacas, they should have gotten a small herd of 3 or 6 from a reputable breeder

NEVER EVER mix male or female. They don't breed on a heat cycle, the males will just breed them whenever which can cause UTIs. A male breeding a pregnant female may cause an abortion. The male can actually end up killing the baby trying to breed the female during delivery because of a hormone spike.

Don't keep them with sheep, horse, chickens, etc. Not companions for alpaca.

Alpacas need copper in their diet, copper will kill sheep. Disease tolerance is higher in sheep and goats which then parasites can spread to alpaca and kill them. However they might be being saved a bit by the dry climate. Goats can be bullies and injure alpaca.

"some people just won't learn until the animals are dead"

Alpacas must be sheared once a year in the spring, this is vital to their health. They will suffer from heat and the weight of the blanket, can have a heat stroke in the summer and die. Heat stress is very serious.

So they pretty much fucked up everything, the video didn't even mention anything about getting way too big a herd to start with because I guess that would be such an obvious 'do not do this'. It's a cute video though and not very long so you should still watch it!
 
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lightswitchdoll said:
It was just Kevin, iirc. Kevin wanted to fuck her and got some backlash on twitter because he said something like 'just because I'm a lesbian doesn't mean I don't want to fuck trans men' and everyone got mad at him invalidating the masculine identity of a manly bro man. Or something. I'm not great at troonspeak.

Edit: sorry if this posts like 12 fucking times but I keep getting errors.
I just spent way too fucking long trying to find this but here's where Kevin got rejected. And here's where they first met. Was it really only August 2021? Feels like it's been fucking YEARS.
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“Bonnnnnnnnie, Mxstress is MY TURN on the vaginuhhhhh, shx SAID!”

You’ve got your OWN vagina, Kevin

“BONNIE it's different aNd you KNOW it is, she said wE HAVE TO SHARE AND THATs it!

What about when I wAnted to look at your transformer and you wouldn’t even let me LOOK at it?

Kevin defeated runs away sobbing and pig squealing

 
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