Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Jimmy Tarleton]

is ralph intentionally just trying to get a "what a hypocrite!" response now? because legit metokur knows hes a flip flopping bitch. ive always wondered how ralph could even try and cope about insults that hes way more guilty of, or that have no weight since he supposedly likes the thing or just flat out clearly likes the thing hes insulting you for. but then i realized he has no way to really get the shock hes used to, even saying lila was a decrepit midget she just said "lol thnx for review", i think hes used to people being genuinely offended when he goes low, he bragged to metokur about that like its difficult to say something like "fuck you ralph hope rozy is trafficked by the cartel and ends up in a donkey show with mantsu's horse cousin", its hard to go from getting a buzz at just low iq "lol brianna, lol zoe, get raped whores im a nazi and ill make you drink this dick bitch" and it getting outrage (still not much as hes always been irrelevant) to no one caring and just laughing you off as this yosemite sam clown.

I think in his mind any sort of "now hold on this is stupid" response is the exact same as a feminist being upset you threatened to rape her. and the only way he gets that now is just saying something so obviously hypocritical that people jump to disprove it or mock him for it. i think we might just need to ignore these from now on. i think hes shown his hand and he can enjoy sinking further into irrelevance and having his voice and opinions further silences and forgotten

I forgot which a-log said it (maybe it was Jim or it could be someone else) but he observed that the thing about Ralph's insults whenever he gets specific is that they tend to be more about him and his own flaws than the person he's a-hootin' and a-hollerin' at, and so they never land. If there's one thing that's really strong about the Ralphamale, it's his propensity for projection.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Jim bowing out of the sektur is a big loss since it was something Ralph could regularly complain about. Meaning we have one less source of rage. Now all he can do is sit and scan obituaries everyday hoping to see James Augustine pop up sometime just to gloat that he outlived a cancer patient. That is if Ralph out lives Jim which is still up in the air if that will happen or not.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Rage Piggy, who calls gay Jew Milo "master" and whose Mexican manlet liege famously said that some of the best people in the movement are Jews, thinks it's an L for Jim to accept a sumptuous Semitic superchat:

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I can't even imagine the levels of cope he's sitting at.
Imagine spending New Year's Eve seething and coping at your internet father online. Couldn't be me!

 

[MeltyTW]

I forgot which a-log said it (maybe it was Jim or it could be someone else) but he observed that the thing about Ralph's insults whenever he gets specific is that they tend to be more about him and his own flaws than the person he's a-hootin' and a-hollerin' at, and so they never land. If there's one thing that's really strong about the Ralphamale, it's his propensity for projection.

i think its even beyond that now, i think legit were at the point that hes knowingly 100 percent being hypocritical not even in an attempt to project, i think legit he correctly sees the only snowball chance he has of even beginning to upset people is just by being a massive unbelievable hypocrite. i think hes that stupid. i think if that fails he may just show his asshole and degrade himself to try and get any reaction that he can cope to himself is a sign he ruined our day. now we both know that ralph being hypocritical is just content but i think in his mind a lolcow is something youre furious at, like how he reacted with a massive hollaring at the mask politician's hypocrisy. i dont think he gets we can say "what a pos can you believe this guy?" the same way you do a movie villain you love to hate or find endearing, i think in his mind youre either cool with someone or youre ragging at them ala a feminist tumblrite or a ralphafemale.

 

[AnOminous]

I forgot which a-log said it (maybe it was Jim or it could be someone else) but he observed that the thing about Ralph's insults whenever he gets specific is that they tend to be more about him and his own flaws than the person he's a-hootin' and a-hollerin' at, and so they never land. If there's one thing that's really strong about the Ralphamale, it's his propensity for projection.

Ralph's Law: Any insult from Ethan Ralph is actually a confession to doing something even worse.

 

[disavow]

i think its even beyond that now, i think legit were at the point that hes knowingly 100 percent being hypocritical not even in an attempt to project, i think legit he correctly sees the only snowball chance he has of even beginning to upset people is just by being a massive unbelievable hypocrite. i think hes that stupid. i think if that fails he may just show his asshole and degrade himself to try and get any reaction that he can cope to himself is a sign he ruined our day. now we both know that ralph being hypocritical is just content but i think in his mind a lolcow is something youre furious at, like how he reacted with a massive hollaring at the mask politician's hypocrisy. i dont think he gets we can say "what a pos can you believe this guy?" the same way you do a movie villain you love to hate or find endearing, i think in his mind youre either cool with someone or youre ragging at them ala a feminist tumblrite or a ralphafemale.

Remember Ralph is a massive wrestling fan and thinks being the heel IRL is majorly based. He knows that his audience is either actual retards who think he actually is majorly based, ironic gunt-guards, and outright aylawgs, and that the best strategy to get views and money is to go full degenerate. and we're talking about him as the undisputed center of the "sektur", so he is correct. and being a feminist ralphafemale is based.

 

[MeltyTW]

Remember Ralph is a massive wrestling fan and thinks being the heel IRL is majorly based. He knows that his audience is either actual retards who think he actually is majorly based, ironic gunt-guards, and outright aylawgs, and that the best strategy to get views and money is to go full degenerate. and we're talking about him as the undisputed center of the "sektur", so he is correct. and being a feminist ralphafemale is based.

i actually dont think alot of his audience like him, nick and the groypers just force you to pretend to like people. just like a cult, that brown pedo was brought on and it became verboten to call him what he is when it was the party line that he is one before, ralph was an af enemy until he needed to beg to nick, people who you had to defend for being jewish are now dirty kikes and suddenly everyone has dirt. its actually pretty common in fascist groups since its based on paying lip service to the idea of order but the people rising to the top all want to be the fuhrer, tons of infighting from the og nazis to whatever this cum covered pastiche is

 

[Telemeter]

i think its even beyond that now, i think legit were at the point that hes knowingly 100 percent being hypocritical not even in an attempt to project, i think legit he correctly sees the only snowball chance he has of even beginning to upset people is just by being a massive unbelievable hypocrite. i think hes that stupid. i think if that fails he may just show his asshole and degrade himself to try and get any reaction that he can cope to himself is a sign he ruined our day. now we both know that ralph being hypocritical is just content but i think in his mind a lolcow is something youre furious at, like how he reacted with a massive hollaring at the mask politician's hypocrisy. i dont think he gets we can say "what a pos can you believe this guy?" the same way you do a movie villain you love to hate or find endearing, i think in his mind youre either cool with someone or youre ragging at them ala a feminist tumblrite or a ralphafemale.

Nah, Ralph is literally brain damaged, he's synapses don't work so good no more. He is incapable of self awareness and actualization, he really is just a spiteful little wigger manlet and there is no character he's playing outside the camera.

 

[MeltyTW]

Nah, Ralph is literally brain damaged, he's synapses don't work so good no more. He is incapable of self awareness and actualization, he really is just a spiteful little wigger manlet and there is no character he's playing outside the camera.

thats true but its not mutually exclusive. it doesnt take self awareness really to realize you havent won when an internet "no u" argument spirals into a years long slapfight leaving you in a moldy tomb in mexico. Ralph says hes feels like the walls are closing in and hes losing everything in private so his RELPHA persona is 100 percent a knowing cope, i mean he tried to say harry was some monster for stealing a switch because the guy could have killed himself while hyping up that he cucked him in the same paragraph. he 100 percent puts on a face hes just not self aware about it.

also what i described him doing isnt particularly self aware even. thinking any sort of reaction that has a negative component is cope and youre winning is on par with internet teenagers in flam's circles trying to trigger each other epicly. especially since your attempt to giggle to yourself that melty made yet another post talking about how you in the same sentence said rape was cringe and then based has led you to having your family die in the mexican spore filled heat as an international fugitive to a sperg forum and corn pilgrims.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Nah, Ralph is literally brain damaged, he's synapses don't work so good no more. He is incapable of self awareness and actualization, he really is just a spiteful little wigger manlet and there is no character he's playing outside the camera.

careful, he's gonna make a post totally owning your bad grammar! That will really show you!

 

[AnOminous]

especially since your attempt to giggle to yourself that melty made yet another post talking about how you in the same sentence said rape was cringe and then based has led you to having your family die in the mexican spore filled heat as an international fugitive to a sperg forum and corn pilgrims.

Consider this: Liz Fong-Jones is a bigger winner and more of a man than Ethan Ralph. Liz, a brick-faced chink who cut off his own dick and has "consent accidents," has fucked with the Farms and despite earning our eternal enmity, is still fucking with us. Ralph is cowering in the third world, hiding from his own literal bastard child, after being repeatedly beaten in Portugal. Liz has bigger balls than Ethan Ralph despite cutting them off.

 

[0gh]

Bros keep in mind:
All Ralph had to do to avoid ALL OF THIS was take a few Ls and laugh at his own stupidity

His ralphamale shtick is what destroyed him

Be humble and tell the truth and you will never risk becoming a ragepig like him

 

[Telemeter]

careful, he's gonna make a post totally owning your bad grammar! That will really show you!

Ralph's even more illiterate than I am.

Bros keep in mind:
All Ralph had to do to avoid ALL OF THIS was take a few Ls and laugh at his own stupidity

What he had to do was not bring more Ralphs into this world purely to spite Josh.

Everything else that has happened to him is mostly a direct consequence of him blindly seeking to pwn Josh.

He fucking left the country to run away from the child he had just to show Josh up.

And I'm sure the reason he moved to Mexico was specifically because Josh had a 2 minute segment telling Ralph explicitly to not move to Mexico because he would have his balls fed to the dogs by the cartels.

 

[Freeman]

Whatever happens to Jim in the long term we know his legacy is secured, he will live forever rent free in Ethan Ralph's head.

 

[Baked Buu]

That picture of Ralphs eyes firing off in different directions in Jim's stream was the funniest shit shit I'd seen all year.

 

[The First Fag]

i think its even beyond that now, i think legit were at the point that hes knowingly 100 percent being hypocritical not even in an attempt to project, i think legit he correctly sees the only snowball chance he has of even beginning to upset people is just by being a massive unbelievable hypocrite. i think hes that stupid. i think if that fails he may just show his asshole and degrade himself to try and get any reaction that he can cope to himself is a sign he ruined our day. now we both know that ralph being hypocritical is just content but i think in his mind a lolcow is something youre furious at, like how he reacted with a massive hollaring at the mask politician's hypocrisy. i dont think he gets we can say "what a pos can you believe this guy?" the same way you do a movie villain you love to hate or find endearing, i think in his mind youre either cool with someone or youre ragging at them ala a feminist tumblrite or a ralphafemale.

I think it's him embracing it while also believing it is not as bad when he does it, mostly due to the gauntlet of poor decisions he has subjected his body to. Think of it from his perspective: in spite of the massive (and I do mean massive) number of bad things that have happened as a result of his behavior (e.g. court cases out the ass, two ass-beatings in foreign countries, loss of employment prospects), he still has his show. That is, at it's surface, more than someone like MundaneMatt and Skydoesminecraft can say. Again, at surface glance. Sure his chances of winning mainstream positive appeal are basically zero and his chances of avoiding the inevitable long-term ramifications are even lower, but he still has it for the time being. And for someone like Ralph, that's all that really matters.

Remember, Ralph is not a long-term thinker. If he is, he's not a very good one. He's like Wings of Redemption in that both think very short-term, except Ralph has to cope as a defensive mechanism. Likely because any introspection beyond the surface will either result in him going postal or killing himself.

Bros keep in mind:
All Ralph had to do to avoid ALL OF THIS was take a few Ls and laugh at his own stupidity

His ralphamale shtick is what destroyed him

Be humble and tell the truth and you will never risk becoming a ragepig like him

Remember kids, there is a reason why people on both sides of the aisle like Keanu Reeves beyond him being an actor.

 

[MeltyTW]

I think it's him embracing it while also believing it is not as bad when he does it, mostly due to the gauntlet of poor decisions he has subjected his body to. Think of it from his perspective: in spite of the massive (and I do mean massive) number of bad things that have happened as a result of his behavior (e.g. court cases out the ass, two ass-beatings in foreign countries, loss of employment prospects), he still has his show. That is, at it's surface, more than someone like MundaneMatt and Skydoesminecraft can say. Again, at surface glance. Sure his chances of winning mainstream positive appeal are basically zero and his chances of avoiding the inevitable long-term ramifications are even lower, but he still has it for the time being. And for someone like Ralph, that's all that really matters.

Remember, Ralph is not a long-term thinker. If he is, he's not a very good one. He's like Wings of Redemption in that both think very short-term, except Ralph has to cope as a defensive mechanism. Likely because any introspection beyond the surface will either result in him going postal or killing himself

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i dont think he even really cares if its bad when he does it, i think hes subhuman in that he just actually doesnt understand morality beyond that its a thing that exists for normal people that he can try and appeal to to exploit "the rubes". hes like cartman thinking a nice sweater is being nice because all the figures around him rewarded him in a desperate bid to conform even a little bit. ive seen him flip flop tons on his show with popular opinion and you can see him be confused whenever he runs into a situation most people would use their actual moral judgement to more easily navigate, he instead freezes because all he wants to know is the optimal clout gifters approved response and its why he backtracks tons of things the instant he says them on shows with guests or when the audience responds harshly enough.

its like how some people dont get that theyre the class clown because people are laughing at you rather than with you except his blindspot is caused by him building his self worth on like wrestling mindset and other media where the 'hero' isnt the most moral hes just the most aggressive and strongest and most willing to try and get his way when others wont for various reasons from cowardice to moral concerns or interests in other people (which to ralph are the same). And i think to him "oh ralph you cant say that! " is the exact same as "lol shouldnt said that gunt/lol why say that gunt?" i even remember being confused with other forum users as well when he said "oh all my enemies say oh ralph you cant say that!" it didnt make a lick of sense at the time since even on a surface level you cant really spin anything we said as that except if you mistake any sort of response that isnt "lol based" as this deep feminist tier offense especially if thats all youre capable of too as a ralphafemale.

i mean dick masterson his hero has also said morality is for losers and actual human connection, he went on a rant explicitly being angry at us for "railing on the antithesis of what they perceive to be a man" when he was arguing that men being moral or kind and productive and not some degen fapping to cuties was cringe.

you saying ralph is a short term thinker doesnt even hurt my point. imagine youre ralph and haru says "lol gunt" now notice how whenever even in golden age killstream even when hes general joyous and the exchange is minor he always jumps to the most extreme "WELL I HOPE YER MUM IS RAPED AND KILLED AND IN FACT AH CALL FIRST DIBS" "BASKETBALL AMERICANS PISSING ON HER ASHES). not very long term thinking especially since that now actually could happen to him since another man literally owns his moms ashes, but at the time he thought it would get a reaction but it didnt, he was used to arguing with like bedroom feminists and trannies who would how dare you it. hes trying desperately to round a square peg and i just think his newest strategy that he thinks works is to just be a blazen hypocrite and mistaking or coping that us using it for threads of content is like us seething at how dare ralph say jersh moons mom was a whore. and i think this delusion is actually emboldened by us sometimes actually being offended at how gross and monstrous he is like when he threatened to whore out his daughter selling bits of her hair to his creepy pedo audience. i dont think he can tell the difference between shocked at the absurdity of him trying to cope a lawyer mom would ruin her life to fail to be penetrated by the memphis clitoris and us being shocked that hes damning rozy (name her after a neo nazi site that hates her gender even) to a life less dignified than the donkey show whores who will thumb their noses at her rightfully. thats all im saying is i dont think he can tell the difference in shock at absurdity and like deeply held offense that he can cope is feminist tier whinging. i also dont think it requires deep introspection for ralph to get to this point i think his inability to do that has led to it its just im wording it in a way that doesnt really reflect how instinctual and unthinking it is. like you can really describe what its like to be lizard brain and just thinking "ah food thing" at things you generally recognize as food.

tldr ralph is instinct driven and doesnt value or understand morality like dax and i think thats led him to mistake any surprised reaction or interested reaction that doesnt agree with him as feminist whinging, and i think his inability to do anything in an argument no matter how pleasant or minor beyond jumping to the lowest "YER MUM WILL DIE" tier shit is caused by not seeing how dumb that is and how it makes him look silly instead of like a gangster and theres a reason you dont go full nuclear all the time even on people you and maybe even the audience want to die just from a not being retarded perspective. And i think thats lead to him trying to use hypocrisy to get that response since all his tactics are kinda tailored to like feminists.

 

[Telemeter]

Whatever happens to Jim in the long term we know his legacy is secured, he will live forever rent free in Ethan Ralph's head.

Forever is a stretch, maybe for 7 or 8 months.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Consider this: Liz Fong-Jones is a bigger winner and more of a man than Ethan Ralph. Liz, a brick-faced chink who cut off his own dick and has "consent accidents," has fucked with the Farms and despite earning our eternal enmity, is still fucking with us. Ralph is cowering in the third world, hiding from his own literal bastard child, after being repeatedly beaten in Portugal. Liz has bigger balls than Ethan Ralph despite cutting them off.

Liz Fong-Jones actually has a real job where he teaches coders how to be even faggier.

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

Liz Fong-Jones actually has a real job where he teaches coders how to be even faggier.

Imagine paying to be taught what can naturally be learned from frequenting /g/.

In any case, as much as I hate to admit this, I do think Piggy will outlive Metokur - assuming his health situation really is as bad as has been stated. Some time ago I formulated a theory based around a friend of mine, the general crux of it being them doing something truly retarded that would get any normal person killed and they themselves surviving. It's because they're too stupid to realise they should be dead. This theory held true until he hanged himself recently, which I'm gonna write off as an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object

The term "Dumb luck" I think does apply to Ralph, he could have very nearly died at least twice in the last 18 months, which makes me think he will be around for a while, mainly because I think he's simply too retarded to die. Hell, I even have my doubts the cartels will bother with him. Some fat stay-at-home gringo? I don't think he'd risk messing with them.

Let's say Jimbo has another 2 years in him, as retarded as Ralph is, I think Jim's going first - which is pretty unfair, I'd rather have Jim than Piggy. The only way I think Ralph is dying before Metokur is if he commits self-neck-rope. Which, with Jim now gone? There goes a lot of the interesting Ralph content to most, Ralph is slowly going to lose even more viewers and I think he'd rather die than have to admit to the fact he's now a nobody again with responsibilities, bills to pay, and children to avoid parenting.