Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

since he's always polite
He always asks his waitress at the restaurant what her favorite video game is and if she doesn't respond with a PlayStation franchise he excuses himself to the bathroom where he swipes his PlayStation credit card through his sweaty asscrack a few times before he hands it over. I asked him why he did that and he tried to explain that the joystick positions on Xbox and Switch controllers are designed for filthy hands anyway, so it's not like she'll notice. I told him that didn't make any sense, so he pulled out a hand-drawn diagram where he tried to explain how cartoon stink lines travel and how they're different coming off of hands holding different style controllers. So I just paid for my meal, left the waitress a generous tip, and left. I looked back in the window and noticed he was still hyperfocused on his diagram, pointing to things and explaining them to nobody. I don't think he noticed I was gone.
 
Hey friends.

Do not sleep on Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road of Heroes. Get on the train now.

Remember: Emperor Penguin Number One is a forbidden attack that damages you each time you use it. Use Emperor Penguin Number Two instead.
 
I think I got my Switch in 2018. I like it because it's portable. Though I don't play it outside. I have my phone for that. I just watch YouTube videos to kill time. I don't play the Switch that often but I have a bunch of games for it. When I do play games it's usually at my PC. Some games I would never play on the Switch. Like Doom 2016 or Doom Eternal. Those are PC only games.
 
would you niggers please block marissa moira

please
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Bocking and ignoring people is extremely gay.

You are extremely gay. I now support all of @Marissa Moira's points. Switch Pro will be here for Christmas 2023.
I have an buddy named @Marissa Moira who owns an time machine. He just DM'd me that he just came back from celebrating New Years '24 and that he's enjoying the F-Zero remaster that came out on Christmas Eve for the Switch Pro.
 
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Hey friends.

Do not sleep on Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road of Heroes. Get on the train now.

Remember: Emperor Penguin Number One is a forbidden attack that damages you each time you use it. Use Emperor Penguin Number Two instead.
Is this the game that gets Level-5 back on its feet after it went insane and blew its one shot at being a pokemon rival by flooding the market with youkai watch?
 
Anyone played Bugs fables the paper mario clone?, the game seems good, but I barely see people talking about how the writing is compered to the old PM
 
Anyone played Bugs fables the paper mario clone?, the game seems good, but I barely see people talking about how the writing is compered to the old PM
It’s definitely a worthy successor to the first two games with good writing, and I highly recommend it. The normal difficulty is similar to Thousand Year Door, but there are optional badges you get at the start that make the game harder, along with cheats that can change difficulty in various ways.

And I don’t know if this is only for the PC version, but you can go into Options and change the button prompts to match basically any controller type, including Gamecube to really make it feel like TTYD2.
 
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