DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Comma]

Presented without comment:

 

[JPG]

Embracing being an e-thot

 

[DeeTracktor]

40 year old man in, judging by how much it's faded, a ten year old gaming t-shirt surrounded by shit other people bought for him due to lying to his ''fans'' about how much dire straights he is in financially, or he has bought on credit and didnt pay back due to lying on his bankruptcy forms brings out a bunch of shit he's had in his closet for years as a big surprise

And he keeps insisting to anyone who will listen for hours a week that the trolls ruined his channel...

He is trying REAL hard to prove he is a gamer and not a begger isnt he, Moist,ReviewTechUSA, and even RobOnWheels have really done a number on his fragile little ego.

Bet his total wine bill has been astro-fucking-nomical these past few months

 

[ReentryPhantom]

This shit will get even better when the money starts drying up even more. He may even literally throw shit at the wall to see what sticks.

 

[Free Jasper]

We follow pig for a lot of reasons; hate, cringe, shock, etc but I think this is genuinely the first time I’ve felt sad.

I just watched a 40 year old man dodder around, slowly and vainly dangling some fairy lights that he thinks will make it look more exciting when he plays video games.
The 40 year old man was careful not to knock the Wolverine toy he has carefully put in a sitting position on his Mario picture.
The 40 year old man then sat and had to figure out how the lights work.

The whole scene was sad, bordering on tragic, to me.

 

[Comma]

40-year-old man wearing a... Sonic pajama pants...

Also: he has been fucking around with a simple strip of LED lights for over 35 minutes now. This man can't do anything like a normal person.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Jesus Christ the 40 year old man has Sonic bottoms on whilst he is begging money for cheese burgers and pictures of wrestlers

 

[Balr0g]

40-year-old man wearing a... Sonic pajama pants...

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Also: he has been fucking around with a simple strip of LED lights for over 35 minutes now. This man can't do anything like a normal person.

Holy shit. Is his stomach really that big? Or is that the shirt flapping about? Man what is it with all the gunts these days. I mean I understand when you get older you get a bit more on the hips. but Jesus Phil get some REAL exercise

 

[DeeTracktor]

He is pigsplaining light now...

 

[Iron Hamster]

My inbox is fucking with me now

 

[Bigbadyeet]

 

[Iron Hamster]

Did he just lay them on the floor? lol

 

[DeeTracktor]

Did he just lay them on the floor? lol

Idiot learns nothing. Agent Jasper, we summon you!

 

[Free Jasper]

How brainwashed is his audience that they automatically assumed the lights were a tips goal?

“Guys, will you relax? Not everything about money….. after all…. I’ve only made THREE DOLLARS today, hint hint!”

Scum.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I can't tell if Phil is too stupid to figure out how double-sided tape works, or it's the fucking coat rack situation all over again.

 

[Comma]

How brainwashed is his audience that they automatically assumed the lights were a tips goal?

“Guys, will you relax? Not everything about money….. after all…. I’ve only made THREE DOLLARS today, hint hint!”

Scum.

Here's the clip about the money. You have to see it to believe it.

Also, he just started shitting on other content creators about how they put "so much effort" into styling their stream, claiming he's not like them:

The lack of self-awareness is absolutely mind-boggling.

 

[RougeRed]

How brainwashed is his audience that they automatically assumed the lights were a tips goal?

“Guys, will you relax? Not everything about money….. after all…. I’ve only made THREE DOLLARS today, hint hint!”

Scum.

Some of it is just discreet trolls. Aside from the actual paypigs, the rest of his chat is just there to sneakdiss and troll. One of the main gimmicks is to pretend to 100% believe Phil and play along with his retarded bullshit. Every time he says something stupid, lies, etc. you'll see a few grey names immediately start on about how stupid you have to be to doubt Phil, and generally try to seed discord and dissent among genuine fans.

It would be funnier if they weren't all just talking to each other without realizing they're all trolling, but it can be kinda funny.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He will absolutely make them a 'reward'

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He will absolutely make them a 'reward'

In terms of changing the light colour, or putting the brightness up or down?

 

[Iron Hamster]

yes
And how is jayde not triggered by the lights now?