Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Team TERF]

He's shared literally nothing then said "alright can't do it bye"? Did you read something no one else did and see some magic screenshots no one else saw?

Maybe it was the autistic way he shit himself then went home "he works a different job then he did 8 years ago" "yea we know, who are you? " "oh, well guess I'll fuck off I can't say anything or else he'll know who I am"

Great poaster bruh very informative.

I got secret chibi info too that I can't tell you wanna hang out? Bring applesauce so I know you're not snaggletoothed eurotrash

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

 

[demicolon]

Thread needs an overlayed counter for those.

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

Did Chubi ever finish that custom sword for the Game Grumps dude?

 

[Sweetheart]

Yesterday he "speedran" a Mario Golf category that's not even on Speedrun.com with a time of 15:21:07. He played Mario Golf for 15 hours straight while trying to talk to his dead chat and wants to tell other people that he's supposedly the mature one in relationships?

Also his Japan trip is starting tomorrow, I hope it will go well for our Chibster!

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Yesterday he "speedran" a Mario Golf category that's not even on Speedrun.com with a time of 15:21:07. He played Mario Golf for 15 hours straight while trying to talk to his dead chat and wants to tell other people that he's supposedly the mature one in relationships?

Also his Japan trip is starting tomorrow, I hope it will go well for our Chibster!

Pulling a 15 hour stream right before a big a trip seems like a terrible idea. I guess he could sleep on the plane, but surely you'd want to be well rested before heading out.

Oh who am I kidding, if adam could think more than 24 hours ahead 99% of the milk in this thread wouldn't exist.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

Chibi trolls BTFO! How does it feel kiwi bros?

 

[scallion]

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Bro's boutta smash all kinds of boundaries (the age of consent)

 

[GreenTips]

Bro's boutta smash all kinds of boundaries (the age of consent)

He's about to blow all his yen at the Maid Cafes and Hostess Clubs telling all the haters how they were totally into him.

 

[Torricelli]

Nothing says 'badass' like spending your vacation spiting online randos.

I know it's Chibi, but that's some preteen-level pettiness.

Yesterday he "speedran" a Mario Golf category that's not even on Speedrun.com with a time of 15:21:07.

It is a category on speedrun.com, under "Ring Attack - 100%".

The worst record is several hours faster at 8:26:54, which shows how absolutely dogshit Chibi is at the game. And he kept blaming the characters he was using like it was somehow their fault.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Guy casually leaves his passport on his dirty ass floor.

 

[Marche]

Guy casually leaves his passport on his dirty ass floor.

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That carpet has never been vacuumed and those stripes are suppose to be white

 

[Team TERF]

Bro's boutta smash all kinds of boundaries (the age of consent)

"The age of consent is 13 in Japan"

 

[John Ligma]

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What the fuck is that look he's giving the camera? That angle is horrible, it makes me wonder how many photos exist in his camera roll that he disregarded trying to get the absolute PERFECT shot to own the haters with. Does he think he looks sexy or badass or something here?

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

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I see him crying on the floor like chris chan at a convention when he's denied even a bj at a blowjob bar by snaggled tooth grannies. also lmao he's well in your 30's this whole need of vendicating asspats usually ends somewhere between mid-late 20's, if not earlier if you don't got videogame brainrot.

"The age of consent is 13 in Japan"

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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I love when cows think living a good life is somehow owning us. If adam actually got his shit together I would just forget about him and focus on other cows. And somehow, I think losing all that attention is terrifying to people like adam.

What the fuck is that look he's giving the camera? That angle is horrible, it makes me wonder how many photos exist in his camera roll that he disregarded trying to get the absolute PERFECT shot to own the haters with. Does he think he looks sexy or badass or something here?

With that haircut he looks like a uglier fat Ellen Degeneres lmfao

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

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>... take pictures of all the cool places I visit.... piss off the trolls
Why does he think it'll piss us off, it'll be funny as fuck to speculate what kind of awkward situations he gets into. and you know for a fact he'll eventually pity tweet when japan isn't quite how he wants it to be (no army of barely legal girls wanting to appease his giantess fetish)

 

[dedd_bart_lel]

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[Crunchy Smegma]

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With that haircut he looks like a uglier fat Ellen Degeneres lmfao
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Nothing quite says badass like looking like a dyke with down syndrome

 

[Peko]

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Damn I'm owned. Chibi by all means, we love it when you act overconfident like this. It makes the inevitable depression posting all the more funny.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Ok, guys, maybe I am extremely late with this one, but still, I didn't find it in the OP, so maybe it's worth something.

So yesterday I was watching this video about one of the first internet lolcows Spax3. The video itself isn't very good, so reading his ED page would be better, but you can check it for some extra context and most recent drama around him.

Back in the day this guy had his own website, basically TGWTG knock-off, where he collaborated with other nobodies. Can you guess a nobody who caught my attention?

Keep in mind, that Spax3 allegedly was trying to e-date 15 y.-o. girl while he himself was 25, so our boy Chibs probably was fairly comfortable there. Also, BigAl1488 was a part of that mess for some time too and you may know that him and Chibi were buddies until Chibinator crashed his plans. Also, to my surprise, Chibs doesn't have ED page and his name just redirects to "weaboo".