Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meriasek]

Is fat doing a fascism?

I think fat is doing fascism.

A fatscism.

 

[Maude Snew]

A fatscism.

A fatshitn.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

He switches between knowing who it is and not having a clue depending on whichever story he needs at the time. He also switches between it being a massive conspiracy to possibly as little as a single person and dangerous violent monsters he lives in fear of to incompetent morons he regularly outsmarts depending too.

When it first happened, it was onaforums. Then #DropKiwifarms started trending so he swatted himself a couple more times and blamed the farms. Then onaforums again, then Elon Musk's twitter troll army, now back to onaforums. He's fat

 

[The son was coding]

There is a long ongoing thread started by the Lard Lord "protecting" gender diversity in the US Army in his usual retarded fashion.

Meanwhile, our girl Aniyah already delivered a proper childing to some random libtard in the replies:

Edit: archive link

 

[Jimmy Tarleton]

There is a long ongoing thread started by the Lard Lord "protecting" gender diversity in the US Army in his usual retarded fashion.

Meanwhile, our girl Aniyah already delivered a proper childing to some random libtard in the replies:
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Edit: archive link

"Wanting our military to be badass and formidable as opposed to being the diverse social club for women and queers that it is today means you simply hate it, you unpatriotic child."

 

[BScCollateral]

Also, that paragraph IQ tester you guys were using runs partially on how many ACT/ SAT vocabulary you use. It doesn’t give a rat’s ass about sentence structure. You could write bix nood bix nood the umwelt of a porcine child rapist is a mystery to us all mufugga, and you’d get points for umwelt and porcine.

So it's impressed by people who use big words? I thought there was something off about it.

 

[Meriasek]

So it's impressed by people who use big words? I thought there was something off about it.

And still it is not impressed by Patrick, who likes using big words, albeit in the wrong way, which the AI probably wouldn't notice. He'd get bonus points for "plane of the eclectic", but somehow the AI is still smart enough to know he's a pasteeater.

 

[BScCollateral]

He'd get bonus points for "plane of the eclectic",...

Probably because the correct term is "plane of the ecliptic."

 

[Meriasek]

Probably because the correct term is "plane of the ecliptic."

Yeah, that was my point. He uses big words in the wrong way, and the AI shouldn't be able to know the difference, and yet the AI does, in fact, know his 1.2 GPA was probably still undeservedly high.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Wrong in every detail, child, it took almost three hours, atalker:
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Fans and Pat from the replies:
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Pat is getting paranoid. Less and less time is taken to go from "they" to "You" when anyone says something he doesnt like. He seriously thinks there's a cabal of people organizing this shit, rather than 1 psycho while everyone else calls him fat. Or maybe he doesn't, IDK he lies a lot.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Late, but look how many times Rick oinked at the end of the year, verified through Social Blade of course:



274 tweets in two days??? SHUT THE FUCK UP PIG!

EDIT: Factoring in his four hour daily Hooligans black-outs, he tweeted every



"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!"

 

[Path Wanderer]

I cannot hear the word “child” normally anymore

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Only the most gifted and talented were allowed to join the special courses where they had the high quality paste to eat, child.

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Uh, Pat, I know you're kinda sorta retarded, but the "Sci" in "Sci-Fi" stands for "Science" (one of those subjects you failed, as is openly and publically known since your HS transcripts leaked), and the whole point of it is to have some scientific accuracy, or at least internal consistency when you break the rules of physics. It's not just "I can make up anything IN SPAAAAACE because it's fiction and the future", the whole idea is to take technological concepts and their consequences and develop them into your narrative.

Mildly late, but just wanted to add on that if you research your sci-fi well, your ideas could morph into actual reality in the future. A quick Google suggests that Mary Shelley's Frankenstein played a role in inspiring the defibrillator, for example. 200 years later, and we still know her name.

Or you could be a fat bitch and get forgotten by history because you decided to research sugar cubes for a book no one will read, assuming it somehow does get published. People won't know Fatrick's name even 200 minutes after his death .

 

[Table Country]

and the part he left out

Him: Your wife has excellent taste in knives. In husbands, not so much.
Me: Prison awaits, stalker.

The part he left out was that he was the guy with the knife and somebody made fun of him for it, so he changed the story to make himself not look like the gay, fat retard he is.

 

[BaskingBarracuda]

I cannot hear the word “child” normally anymore

Yeah, ever since I listened to the Josiah tapes every time I see that word all I can hear is his put-on nasally voice. Also makes his tweets hilarious when you realise that's the voice he's using when he Childs people.

 

[Ophelia]

Sometimes I mentally hear Josh’s “No, child” impression instead of piggy.

Doesn’t Patrick claim to be a feminist? Because making fun of a knife for somehow being effeminate implies there’s something wrong with being effeminate, and that is not a feminist thing to say. Bad feminist, Patrick.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Sometimes I mentally hear Josh’s “No, child” impression instead of piggy.

Doesn’t Patrick claim to be a feminist? Because making fun of a knife for somehow being effeminate implies there’s something wrong with being effeminate, and that is not a feminist thing to say. Bad feminist, Patrick.

Patty doesn’t even have the internal consistency of a fucking egg.

He somehow thinks his autistic obsession with knives makes him manly though, as does his “hey guise hey guise I totally have the sex!!!” over-sharing.

 

[Maude Snew]

Probably because the correct term is "plane of the ecliptic."

Whichever plane it is, he has to pay for an extra seat.

 

[keytar]

Just catching up on this thread after the holidays, but I have one burning question that can't wait for an answer: can anyone tell me if Pat is still fat?

Fatrcik Rewind 2022 just dropped

I forgot just how much hilarious shit he did this year I sort of wish I'd voted for him as Lolcow of the Year now, only I feel he has some untapped potential and may, God willing, ascend to even greater heights of lolcowdom in 2023.

ETA Pat truly is the most consistent lolcow. Nothing will keep him from continuining on his retarded path. He is the Tomlinator

 

[artilleryfroth]

Could anybody do me a New Year’s gift and link that video someone did with Fat and to the tune of “Ain’t It Fun”?