Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

Did Nick wreck his midlife crisis yet?

Nick did not wreck his Mustang yet.

However, when taking possession of the car he ignored the dealership telling him it was not safe to drive without winter tires. He drove it off the road and it had to get towed.

He later tried to drive it from his driveway into his garage and wasn't able to. He had to go buy salt to get sufficient traction on the driveway.

It was less the power and more "running summer tires in the snow like a retard". I've done it, but I'm a professional and it was fucking hard. This wasn't his driving skill, this was his retardation and hubris.

We can talk shit about his driving when he crashes it this summer.

Having enough sense not to drive a fucking Mustang with summer tires on in the winter in Minnesota comes with the territory of basic driving skills.

This is yet another trope of the lolcow. He is upset he cannot control the narrative by limiting distribution of the more degen content. He doesn't understand the fact he is limiting it means it will be spread more.

I do find the wording of "exclusive Locals content" interesting. Almost as if to say "look at me being so gracious for not flagging this stuff".

I do wonder what Rumble/Locals thinks about Locals becoming synonymous with a site for wine moms to thirstpost.

 

[JCDenthog]

Nick did not wreck his Mustang yet.

However, when taking possession of the car he ignored the dealership telling him it was not safe to drive without winter tires. He drove it off the road and it had to get towed.

He later tried to drive it from his driveway into his garage and wasn't able to. He had to go buy salt to get sufficient traction on the driveway.

Having enough sense not to drive a fucking Mustang with summer tires on in the winter in Minnesota comes with the territory of basic driving skills.

I do find the wording of "exclusive Locals content" interesting. Almost as if to say "look at me being so gracious for not flagging this stuff".

I do wonder what Rumble/Locals thinks about Locals becoming synonymous with a site for wine moms to thirstpost.

I cannot for the life of me understand why he wants to drive his new fancy expensive toy at this time of the year. Is he just ignorant on how the salt they throw on the roads will just eat his car alive or is he just a spendthrift who thinks the times of plenty will continue forever?

 

[Strix454]

Having enough sense not to drive a fucking Mustang with summer tires on in the winter in Minnesota comes with the territory of basic driving skills.

The GT500 isn't an ordinary mustang which can be problematic in the winter. Its a whole other game. Its a ridiculously overpowered car designed to drive in straight lines in dry pavement. Its a great car for what it is, but its something that should stay in the garage during the winter in minnesota.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

So, Nick's situation (and, equally, @theralph) has brought some scripture to mind:
"What sorrow awaits you who make your neighbors drunk!
You force your cup on them
So you can gloat over their shameful nakedness.
But soon it will be your turn to be disgraced.
Come, drink, and be exposed!
Drink from the cup of the Lord's judgment, and all your glory will be turned to shame."
Habakkuk 2:15-16 [NLT]

 

[Captain Manning]

@Leblanc posted this in the 2023 predictions thread and it got me thinking...

What's the likelihood? I think he might go more degen and libertine, but I dunno if he'd go as far as to start actively courting figures on the left.

Habakkuk 2:15-16 [NLT]

Patrician choice. You don't see Habakkuk cited very often. Sadly, I think with Nick we might end up balls deep into Leviticus at some point. IIRC, that's where the really naughty shit is described.

 

[AnOminous]

By the way I haven't seen these comments posted here Nick continues to not care but he's still in the comments of that Elissa clips video from four days ago.

It's very nice of Nick to keep us constantly updated about how much he doesn't care. Otherwise we might start wondering.

Well ultimately Vic's position was wrong since he got BTFO'd in court anyway so he would be better off building up a social media presence (his own, that is).

His position was never even looked at much less adjudicated. His attorney fumbled the ball in his own end zone.

TL;DR Nick such an uninteresting person overall that the most interesting thing about him is not his degeneracy, but his hypocrisy and his inability to acknowledge it.

His problem isn't having a racy private life, it's making his private life public after extensively criticizing others for doing exactly that. I mean, except to the people who actually are seriously amazed a drunken lawyer whose friends are all degenerates turned out to be a degenerate himself.

 

[DaBigBopper]

The Hot Tub streams are big gay energy. I could understand doing it if you get invited on, either as a power move or just because it's late where you are and you wanna relax. However, hosting a hot tub stream is faggot shit. I think the signs that Nick is a gay faggot who gets fucked in the ass were always there.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

His position was never even looked at much less adjudicated. His attorney fumbled the ball in his own end zone.

I meant his position with respect to keeping his hands clean on social media for the benefit of his lawsuit. No point in taking the high road when you have an attorney who can't figure out basic legal procedure.

When your attorney fucks up something that is written explicitly and in detail on WikiHow's "How to Write an Affidavit" article, you have a big fucking problem.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He should try resolving an issue for once in his life without throwing money at it by picking up a shovel. It'd be good for him.

No. You don't understand. Nick should buy a snowcat and plow his driveway. It would be the perfect ending.

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/01/02/entertainment/jeremy-renner-snow-plow-hospital/index.html

 

[Potatoherder]

What's the likelihood? I think he might go more degen and libertine, but I dunno if he'd go as far as to start actively courting figures on the left.

I have made this prediction in the thread a few times and i think he will. Simply because he can't make it as a right-wing commentator anymore. He has basic-bitch republican/libertarian takes and presents in a boring way. The only reason people listen to these takes was the fake persona he had built up. That is slowly fading away. People will get their Ben Shapiro talking points from someone who isn't a frequent patron of swinger clubs and gay bars.

A shift to the left would allow him to be as degenerate as he wants and present basic bitch talking points he doesn't need to research or be informed on.

 

[Carlo Gambino]

I have made this prediction in the thread a few times and i think he will. Simply because he can't make it as a right-wing commentator anymore. He has basic-bitch republican/libertarian takes and presents in a boring way. The only reason people listen to these takes was the fake persona he had built up. That is slowly fading away. People will get their Ben Shapiro talking points from someone who isn't a frequent patron of swinger clubs and gay bars.

A shift to the left would allow him to be as degenerate as he wants and present basic bitch talking points he doesn't need to research or be informed on.

The problem is he signed a deal with and is heavily pushing two alt platforms that are essentially MAGA boomer central. Rumble's front page is generally full of "Trump can still win: Here's how" crap and Locals is some sort of Peterson/Rubin conservo grift.

I wouldn't worry too much about that however. There is a ton of room on the right to be a complete degenerate/hypocrite and make plenty of money. In fact, if anything its easier because there is less competition and adding some diversity dynamic helps even more. He can be the Lady MAGA of the Exhibitionism/Swinger lifestyle. Yes, essentially the inverse of every value a conservative professes and holds dear but he OWNS the dems.

 

[Potatoherder]

The problem is he signed a deal with and is heavily pushing two alt platforms that are essentially MAGA boomer central. Rumble's front page is generally full of "Trump can still win: Here's how" crap and Locals is some sort of Peterson/Rubin conservo grift.

The two top streams right now are Jimmy Dore and Glenn Greenwald. Russel Brand got a massive deal from rumble as well and is top of the charts almost daily. They actively court the left. He signed a deal with rumble to do content that got him a massive audience: trials and he has reneged on that too.

I wouldn't worry too much about that however. There is a ton of room on the right to be a complete degenerate/hypocrite and make plenty of money. In fact, if anything its easier because there is less competition and adding some diversity dynamic helps even more. He can be the Lady MAGA of the Exhibitionism/Swinger lifestyle. Yes, essentially the inverse of every value a conservative professes and holds dear but he OWNS the dems.

I don't think another Milo would work. Not to say he won't try to be one.

 

[Captain Manning]

The Hot Tub streams are big gay energy.

BTW, somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he get some sort of small business/self employment stimulus or grant to buy the hot tub and massage chair? I'm not talking about the stimulus a lot of us got, but rather some sort of thing he had to apply for.

I could've sworn I read that here somewhere, and proof was even posted.

I don't think another Milo would work. Not to say he won't try to be one.

Well, he'd have to be gay and THEN pretend he's been converted to straight (while still being very gay and fooling absolutely noone) in order to pull off a Milo. I dunno if pretending to be gay in college just to get into Kaya's panties counts.

Good news is he has Drex, so he's good to go as far as the black boyfriend.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

BTW, somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he get some sort of small business/self employment stimulus or grant to buy the hot tub and massage chair? I'm not talking about the stimulus a lot of us got, but rather some sort of thing he had to apply for.

No he paid himself with PPP loans.

It was less the power and more "running summer tires in the snow like a retard". I've done it, but I'm a professional and it was fucking hard. This wasn't his driving skill, this was his retardation and hubris.

We can talk shit about his driving when he crashes it this summer.

All it takes is some rain. Especially if he isn't good at driving.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The two top streams right now are Jimmy Dore and Glenn Greenwald. Russel Brand got a massive deal from rumble as well and is top of the charts almost daily. They actively court the left. He signed a deal with rumble to do content that got him a massive audience: trials and he has reneged on that too.

I went to Rumble earlier to see if Ralph was streaming and the top video was Glenn Greenwald and the title of it was literally "Republicans debate, Democrats obey". All of those people produce Tim Pool style "I am a liberal who HATES the Democrats!" content, which is one of the top demanded genres in right wing online media for <45yos along with the professional but slightly edgy Crowder-style content. Rumble probably thought they were getting the latter with Nick and probably didn't notice he's in the process of going full degen.

The deal doesn't include daytime trial streams because Rumble didn't want to pay for that. Nick's "coverage" of the last few trials has been garbage anyway since he can't wake up on time, so I wonder how many he will even bother to do in the future.

 

[AnOminous]

The Hot Tub streams are big gay energy. I could understand doing it if you get invited on, either as a power move or just because it's late where you are and you wanna relax. However, hosting a hot tub stream is faggot shit. I think the signs that Nick is a gay faggot who gets fucked in the ass were always there.

Where did his heat allergy go? Did MDMA miraculously cure this horror?

 

[DaBigBopper]

Where did his heat allergy go? Did MDMA miraculously cure this horror?

It only flares up when he has to deal with those meddling kids.

 

[Scary Bread]

Where did his heat allergy go? Did MDMA miraculously cure this horror?

His idea of a good time is to go visit the hottest places he can think of, sit naked in the sun on a beach and bake. Not to mention his desire to permanently move to such climates. I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say his heat allergy has always been more of an effort allergy.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Almost as if to say "look at me being so gracious for not flagging this stuff".

The day this crypto-kike grifter turns into a flaggot is the day the firestorm will really hit him. There are still plenty onlookers who wish him well (in the sense they do not wish him any direct harm) and that will all disappear in an instant if this whiny manchild dweeb goes full retard flagging people. He's burning through the goodwill already by being such a know-all fuckstick, if he turns toxic he can expect the worst in return.

The Hot Tub streams are big gay energy. I could understand doing it if you get invited on, either as a power move or just because it's late where you are and you wanna relax. However, hosting a hot tub stream is faggot shit. I think the signs that Nick is a gay faggot who gets fucked in the ass were always there.

Evidence: he has already shot a hot tub jet directly up his ass for more than instant TWICE "by accident"
He's ready for male on male assplay

 

[murph]

Surely there are interesting trials he could cover rather than perv out. I get that Minnesota can be dull in the winter but the law rolls on.

They're about to execute a "tranny" for the first time tomorrow, proving that the "I'm a sweet trans girl uwu" defense didn't work at least one time. He could cover that.

But he's coasting. I'll resubscribe if he gets interesting in a non pervert way. A mid life crisis is not unforgivable. It's just boring.