Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Bob was actually murdered and Barb forced Chris to find his killer?

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) was hired as a babysiiter?

 

[Darndirty]

what if Chris(tine) was hired as a babysiiter?

He'd probably lock a kid in a room wit just his toys and the circle of autism would be complete


Come to think of it Chris has never really left that room. He's 34 and still trapped in his room with nothing but his toys

 

[fridgesrants]

What if post Barb passing, Chris gets a roommate or roommates so he has income coming in so he can keep the house?

 

[AnOminous]

What if post Barb passing, Chris gets a roommate or roommates so he has income coming in so he can keep the house?

Some weeen will rent the room. After a few months of acting normal they'll start acting weirder and weirder until Chris is afraid of him. Once Chris is terrified, one night, he will wake from a sound sleep to someone standing over his bed yelling JULAAAAAAAAAY!

 

[Somar]

What if Chris lost the ability to tell lies and could only speak the truth?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What's the chances of Chris committing a school shooting?

Two: Slim and none.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Some weeen will rent the room. After a few months of acting normal they'll start acting weirder and weirder until Chris is afraid of him. Once Chris is terrified, one night, he will wake from a sound sleep to someone standing over his bed yelling JULAAAAAAAAAY!

it will be the tell-tale heart
except it ends with JULAAYYYY!

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris owned a Blu-Ray player?

Spoiler

He'd start humping it shouting "BLU-RAAAAY!"

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

What if Chris painted his house black, and the window frames red?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was the main character in Wolfenstein: The New Order?

 

[Picklechu]

What if Chris painted his house black, and the window frames red?

He would be too lazy to perform physical labor.

What if Chris was the main character in Wolfenstein: The New Order?

Then he would be a video game character, and this forum probably wouldn't exist.

 

[Sanae is a slut]

What if Chris owned a Blu-Ray player?

Spoiler

He'd start humping it shouting "BLU-RAAAAY!"

He already does.

It's called a Playstation 3. He's humped that as well.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Liquid Chris came back and claimed to be the true and honest female lesbian soul that successfully converted her duck and balls to China and ovaries?

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

What if Liquid Chris came back and claimed to be the true and honest female lesbian soul that successfully converted her duck and balls to China and ovaries?

That could actually be really fun if he responded to it. They wouldn't even need to use Liquid, instead just use a girl with dark hair claiming to be Liquid after a successful 100% transformation. Then just get the rest of us to pretend that there's actual media hype and interest in the "real" (Liquid) Christine Chandler successfully making a full female conversion and Chris will get pissed that the spotlight was taken away from him.

 

[Guy Smiley]

What if Liquid Chris came back and claimed to be the true and honest female lesbian soul that successfully converted her duck and balls to China and ovaries?

Related question:
What if the trolls got a hot woman to claim to be Liquid Chris, now transgendered into Liquid Christine? Would Chris still fall for it?

Edit: haha, beat me to it.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris's attraction signs actually worked?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris's attraction signs actually worked?

Um they actually did work remember? They attracted angry Manajerks and Jerkops.
What if Chris turned his house into a hotel?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) was obsessed with Duke Nukem instead of Sonic?

 

[Apocalypso]

Um they actually did work remember? They attracted angry Manajerks and Jerkops.
What if Chris turned his house into a hotel?

Best Weston.