Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Remember: they dont have double standards. They have NO standards.

thegooddoctor said:
I’m amazed keffals has continued to gain this much popularity despite being such a washed up loser at this point[.]
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Is that popularity still a thing, though? I'd say he peaked and then it went down quick.

Keffals is like Avatar in human form: he's highly talked about when he's doing something, but once it's over, people move on with their lives because not one single thing he's done is remotely relevant.
 
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Popularity has definitely peaked - no more mainstream chat, etc. Even this thread is calm.

Metokur had 10k viewers, by the way.....

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Punished Neco said:
Right... small updates as it's been an eventful start of the year for Keffals. I don't like giving 2 posts on the same page if it's quiet but this probably warrants it.

Keffals started off today by insulting Mr Metokur and essentially mocking a dying man.
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Keffals however was not done and then decided to go further
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This was quickly deleted before archive so the best I can do is provide it in order of Tweets&Replies alongside the original archived Tweet
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However it appears that this did not satiate Keffals rage and he was still thoroughly MATI so they then replied this:
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[WIP] I wonder whether Keffals dad dying of cancer was also a "skill issue"

Today Keffals's monthly Patreon exclusive stream has been announced for 12:00 EST. Maybe this stream will give some insight as to why Keffals seems to be so hostile as of late, also the sudden announcement of buying a kitten is impulsive even if it has been mentioned before at times months ago. I'd love to be able to hear but I'm not patreon and I refuse to pay Keffals money.
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Wow I know I’m late to the party here, but fucking kill yourself Lucas, you crybaby bitch. Talking about being bullied then openly dabbing on people for dying of cancer and celebrating their deaths. Why? Becuase Metokur made a great joke, “Troonshine”. That sure stuck with you you fat faggot, LOL.

Metokur gets under people’s skin because he comes up with funny insults that stick around. You flagged down his stream and his Twitter because you were salty as fuck about being mocked and exposed. Now as Destiny gets his Twitter back, giving you another L in the endless stream of L’S that is your useless existence sucking up air on this planet, you desperately attempt to dab on a dying dude’s grave because he effectively mocked and exposed you.

All this crying and grandstanding to media companies about being bullied and this is the shit you say. What a joke you and your community are Lucas.

Again, kill yourself you ugly dickless balding faggot. I suggest seppuku, becuase the only people you have as your second are mentally-ill and physically degraded eunuchs and/or chomos that will botch your decapitation.

BTW here’s the drawing I made of you that’s being used in the Troonshine jugs being passed around. Did I capture your thinning hair, oily skin, buck teeth and deep eye circles well enough? Let me know at neckyourself@groomingeunuch.chomo.

LOL this is the face of the Trans ”Activism” according to trustworthy journalists like Taylor Lorenz..
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EDIT: go ahead and rate me MATI, this fucking guy is just such a useless scumbag LOL.
 
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Lou Bega - Wikipedia said:
What are your Keffals predictions for 2023?
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~Heavy drinking or stronger drugs to cope.
~Return to porn
~Obesity
~severe paranoia or OCD development
King George III said:
Since when is Romania a Balkan country? Since when are people executed for sex crimes? It might just be me, but I get the feeling that troons might be delusional and retarded.
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I think you should begin watching Keffals.
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Xe-Hulk: Atrooney at Law said:
I think Luke's just fishing for attention from the Farms by taking jabs at people. He's definitely bitter at Jim, but he's been seeming incredibly desperate for attention lately. So he'll just keep trying to rile us up so he can cry victim again.
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If he really wants attention he should try to do his trademark ratioing of the Buffalo Bills Twitter account right now. Come on Lucas! You know you want to. What could go wrong? :unholy:
 
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As for the prediction that Lucas will go back to porn- only if trans chasers like transfats. But I have a sneaking suspicion he’s never stopped sending his gross anotomical studies to people- like Ben Shapiro. As far as PAID porn though? I can’t think that will ever happen. Set up an onlyfans and get 5 dollars a year from his mommy maybe.
My real prediction is we get another swatting where he cries into the void, maybe he pays a friend to beat his ass for him to own us and get griftbux, or his man made stinkditch falls apart and he has no money to repair it.
 
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Going long and risky with my prediction, get those rainbows ready.

-Moves away from trans content in the way we have come to know it, slowly, hoping nobody notices. He'll transition to more normal content and maybe try to rebrand as edgy trans commentary bro of sorts, while not leaving any nickels on the floor of course. This process probably won't complete by the end of 2023.
I think deep down there's a lazy coward under the mask and a combination of a few things has him spooked. Destiny did lasting damage to credibility, all his friends he made are getting fucked like a row of ducks, and some of his new friends are too crazy for the true Keffals that lives below. Talking about Liz Fong Jones and HIS friends as the ones that are too crazy.

Most importantly, he finally found a line for the first time in his life. He found "no".

If my read on him is correct, he's the kind of abnormal that will push until he finds a line he couldn't see, and then recoil back until he can keep going without trouble while ignoring the push ever happened.

We saw the push to the line, everything up to the end of the campaign; the backing off is happening now since the line was in the middle of a minefield and they started exploding. While it's bad for business to back off (clearly, we see the views and shit), so are his new friends. The friends bring eyes, unfriendly eyes, tens of thousands of hungry blue-green slits reflecting from the shadows, and the eyes are trouble. You can't be lazy and deal with those eyes all the time.

On the other hand, Jadyn is just saying nigger to zoomers over discord occasionally and somehow manages to not only avoid most of the eyes but keep his name in the influencer circles just enough to be good for business.
Keffals still wants to be that edgy jokester, we see it still on twitter, he can't quit that part of him.
But he also wants to be lazy, and trans helps him do that, he can't quit that either.

Keffals wants to be Jadyn.
Dickens Cider said:
As for the prediction that Lucas will go back to porn- only if trans chasers like transfats. But I have a sneaking suspicion he’s never stopped sending his gross anotomical studies to people- like Ben Shapiro. As far as PAID porn though? I can’t think that will ever happen. Set up an onlyfans and get 5 dollars a year from his mommy maybe.
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The bigger problem is everyone can get a sample of what's to come for free, and even if they did get suckered into paying once, I doubt they'd repeat the mistake. Keffals lacks the charisma for porn and being able to determine that without paying a pink cent pretty much puts the nail in that coffin.

Remember, the psycho grins, unconvincing bravado, clammy conjoined assflesh, the manmade horrors of the taintriana trench and the terrifying absence found during an expedition to the dark side of the moob...all that represents the best he could look in porn; he's only getting older and fatter every day.
 
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Something Awful said:
The Matrix was created by the Wachowski brothers, everything they've made after trooning out has sucked and bombed at the box office.
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it's almost as if, trooning out ruins your brain and ability to think....their life is the remainder of the sum of an imbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the troon.
 
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