Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Big Boz said:
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"word mines" "literary rare earths" It's phrases like these that really show off how much of a prick this guy is.

He's self-congratulating over a writing session to one of the most idiotic concepts for a professionally published story I've ever heard that he hasn't even started yet! It's astounding to me how someone so severely obese can manage to stick his entire head that far up his own ass.
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When he describes himself like this I'm actually surprised he doesn't call himself a "wordsmith" or "worldbuilder" or something even more pompous.
 
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Meriasek said:
When he describes himself like this I'm actually surprised he doesn't call himself a "wordsmith" or "worldbuilder" or something even more pompous.
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Don't go giving him any ideas. He's clearly never had one before and if you do his head might explode, and then who will we make fun of?
 
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Table Country said:
Don't go giving him any ideas. He's clearly never had one before and if you do his head might explode, and then who will we make fun of?
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"I'm a wordsmith. I take the raw ore of ideas and refine them into purified concepts in the crucible of my mind. I then shape and form them into the foundational structures that hold up worlds, and finally into the cutting edges of meaningful stories that are begging to be told.

Let's do this."
Wordsmith Pat would be hilarious.
 
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BaskingBarracuda said:
Rare honesty from Pat, admitting both of them died. Surprised he didn’t say they both survived, thanked him profusely for saving their life and told everyone he was a hero and a great author.
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Every hero needs some tragedy in their past. Their, “I couldn’t save them, Jim. They died in my arms!” incident. This is Pat’s. (Eye roll)

Meriasek said:
When he describes himself like this I'm actually surprised he doesn't call himself a "wordsmith" or "worldbuilder" or something even more pompous.
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When he starts doing this we will all know it’s your fault.
 
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Meriasek said:
When he describes himself like this I'm actually surprised he doesn't call himself a "wordsmith" or "worldbuilder" or something even more pompous.
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I see Pat as the kind of person who can't help thinking too much about which particular words to use because he wouldn't deign to stoop to everyone else's level of communicating, for to do so would be an insult to his genius. No. The word miner of literary rare earths, special snowflake that he is, just has to come up with unique and, in his head, really clever ways to say something that could've been stated plainly and clearly and more easily understood. Hence the awkwardness and lack of flow in whatever he writes, be it a novel or even a short tweet - his wanting to be seen as special (oh he sure is, all right) paired with his tendency to overthink leaves his writing devoid of relatability and soul.
 
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We all know his illegal 'Milwaukee Style' pizza operation targeting black youths to harvest pepperoni, but does anyone know where he gets his 'cheese' from? You know, the 'cheese' on his pizzas. Word on the street is that he reaches into the slimy depths of his fat rolls and grabs out sticky chunks of smegma-like substance, where he either then starts processing it for his pizza or force feeds it to his captives.

If anyone has further information on this then please come forward because it might save lives.
 
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keytar solo said:
I imagine Patso's creative process to be similar to whenever another fat dumbass Patrick (the one from Spongebob) tries to think of something:

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Don't you dare, that one is a well meaning loveable goofball who would never grind children of any color into deli meats.
 
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BaskingBarracuda said:
Rare honesty from Pat, admitting both of them died. Surprised he didn’t say they both survived, thanked him profusely for saving their life and told everyone he was a hero and a great author.
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"They were so impressed with my CPR skills that they immediately jumped back in the pool to drown, trusting that they could experience the afterlife again and I would bring them back with skill and ease." - Fatliners Pat

Can we get a petition together to ask the Buffalo Bills to sign Pigskin Pat? He's got plenty of photos of him standing around drooling at the gym to prove he's in top condition, waive the physical.
 
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moocow said:
His family probably doesn't give a shit about him to bother. I mean, we're talking about Fatrick here. Would you care enough to call for a wellness check?
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If Pat was my near relative I would feel some sense of obligation to check in from time to time. Now, it's not strong enough for me to go personally or call. However knowing his shenanigans and penchant for poor decision making, I would atleast ask the nice local deputy to go over to make sure he hasn't hurt himself with his meat processing tools. My sense of familial duty is pretty strong and the Ravens seem like similar people who might extend sympathy to their massive cousin.
 
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Mooner said:
More insane bullshitting from Piggy about CPR. Credit to Brotherman LongIslandchomper on the other forum for these:
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Good Lord this man is stupid. This is why Good Samaritan laws should have an exception for mentally retarded pigs who think they know what they're doing. Imagine you're already dying and then on top of that, the last thing you experience is getting flattened by some morbidly obese grunting pig failing to perform CPR and when you say "stop stop you're killing me" he says "no I'm not child that is just your delusions again."
 
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AnOminous said:
Good Lord this man is stupid. This is why Good Samaritan laws should have an exception for mentally retarded pigs who think they know what they're doing. Imagine you're already dying and then on top of that, the last thing you experience is getting flattened by some morbidly obese grunting pig failing to perform CPR and when you say "stop stop you're killing me" he says "no I'm not child that is just your delusions again."
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To be fair he gets confused. The circles he hangs in the letters CP aren't usually followed by R.
 
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Maude Snew said:
Don't you dare, that one is a well meaning loveable goofball who would never grind children of any color into deli meats.
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Name the fat retard who short circuits when he goes off script and lashes out at the people trying to help him:

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