Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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If Fatrick doesn’t win LOLcow of the year in the Julay Awards, he should win a new category called most consistent LOLcow. This motherfucker never changes.

I was about to say that Pat's learned to reply with NO STALKER ENJOY PRISON instead of making suspiciously specific denials of accusations like colored man farts in Niki's vagina, but just a few days ago he has to tell the stalker children that his pee is colored "cleat" and revealed his blood pressure medication so yeah he's still the same lovable (EDIT: and faaaaaaaaaat) retard as always.

Only the most gifted and talented were allowed to join the special courses where they had the high quality paste to eat, child.

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Uh, Pat, I know you're kinda sorta retarded, but the "Sci" in "Sci-Fi" stands for "Science" (one of those subjects you failed, as is openly and publically known since your HS transcripts leaked), and the whole point of it is to have some scientific accuracy, or at least internal consistency when you break the rules of physics. It's not just "I can make up anything IN SPAAAAACE because it's fiction and the future", the whole idea is to take technological concepts and their consequences and develop them into your narrative.

His research is watching movies and TV shows, half-remembered books he read ages ago (Rick doesn't read), and vague recollections of ProjectRho pages he read but didn't understand because 1.2 GPA. If it can't be done while shoveling down Hoolies meatloaf or while grinding up inner city youth, Porky Pat isn't doing it.

 

[Meriasek]

Fatrick is the exhaustion Lolcow

The only similar consistency over time is the urcow himself, DSP

Even Chrischan eventually flamed out and burned bright

MovieBlob is kinda similar, also consistently spouting bullshit on Twitter every day, all day.
But Bob is exhausting. His output is so large and it's not even funny, it's just unpleasant. Pat has his stalkerchilds that nudge him towards saying stupid shit, and he consistenly makes an ass of himself by himself. Bob? He just shouts his bile into the void, getting more bitter by the day. There's no fun in that, you just kinda want him out of his misery. Pat is fun. He has his hateful and bitter side, but mostly it's just him being a smug, dickless loser who's physically incapable of not feeding the trolls.
Lolcow of the Year imo.

I was about to say that Pat's learned to reply with NO STALKER ENJOY PRISON instead of making suspiciously specific denials of accusations like colored man farts in Niki's vagina, but just a few days ago he has to tell the stalker children that his pee is colored "cleat" and revealed his blood pressure medication so yeah he's still the same lovable (EDIT: and faaaaaaaaaat) retard as always.

His research is watching movies and TV shows, half-remembered books he read ages ago (Rick doesn't read), and vague recollections of ProjectRho pages he read but didn't understand because 1.2 GPA. If it can't be done while shoveling down Hoolies meatloaf or while grinding up inner city youth, Porky Pat isn't doing it.

Yeah, pretty sure he reads Project Rho but doesn't really understand the point of the site. He looks there to find something that sounds cool to use in his plot, but pretty sure Winchell would have his sides sent to orbit from laughing at his "books".

 

[The son was coding]

Ten thousand hours in MS Paint.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

He's starting off 2023 with a massive lie:

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Reminder:

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I'll just leave this here...

(...)

I won't vouch for any of this, but it is pretty funny. It's Patty to a T.

 

[RussianParasite]

Actually Pat, I am pretty sure the thing we do better is intelligence, clearly not you though.

Wrong in every detail as always, atalker. Humans have opposable thumbs that allows them to throw paint balloons that blinds their prey. Have fun!

 

[grey area]

Pat cannot convincingly lie about anything. He won't say that he passed all his HS subjects with competence, he has to say he's the brightest and most gifted star in the room who was placed in advanced classes. Or I don't have one degree from a local community college, I have two hard science/engineering degrees with honours from an Ivy League. I wouldn't even call Rick a midwit, he's so far below average you'd be scraping the bottom of the barrel.

 

[AnOminous]

Ringing in the New Year with yet another easily disprovable lie, replying to a troll - whose only goal is to get a reply- in order to defeat them. That’s our Pat!

He thinks of himself as an "exhaustion predator" but none of the rascals have ended up screaming and crying at cops with his tiny pecker shriveled in the cold air.

What he is is an autistic sped banging his head against a wall over and over thinking it's surely coming down any time now.

 

[AprilRains]

Pat cannot convincingly lie about anything. He won't say that he passed all his HS subjects with competence, he has to say he's the brightest and most gifted star in the room who was placed in advanced classes. Or I don't have one degree from a local community college, I have two hard science/engineering degrees with honours from an Ivy League. I wouldn't even call Rick a midwit, he's so far below average you'd be scraping the bottom of the barrel.

So you're saying he didn't reattach a severed leg with dental floss and a "basketball needle"? Because that seemed kind of unlikely.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy was feeling lonely, he SWATTed himself again for New Years:

MKE Police Department Call Logs

MKE Police Department Call Logs

archived 1 Jan 2023 15:41:07 UTC

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MKE Police Department Call Logs

MKE Police Department Call Logs

archived 1 Jan 2023 15:41:16 UTC

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Get ready for a histrionic multi-tweet about this nonsense in an hour or two.

 

[Gorton Colu]

One of the saddest aspects of Pat's immense existence is his belief that he is a part of the hoi oligoi and that those elites spend their time pontificating online. Despite their celebrity and wealth, entertainers wield little power.

Not only is Pat mistaken in his belief in his social status, but he is not even correctly aping the habits of the actual elite he wishes to be a part of.

 

[artilleryfroth]

What’s the bet Big Nikki was out on the town without him for NYE? She usually seems to be not at home or in the wrong part of the hovel when he swats himself.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Someone has decided to ask the Milwaukee PD the important question:



Meanwhile, Piggy decides to tweet his wordle results out. Doesn't say anything about the swatting:

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Fatrick is a wonderful creature of this gay Fae world. EVERY time I pop in here there is something from him that is so utterly nonsensical that it's staggering. This doesn't even feel like a real thing a real person would say. This is a madlib. Here's to spending holidays in bars with strangers because your own family cannot stand you.

 

[Gorton Colu]

How do we know that it's not Pat's family sending the police to do checkups on Pat?

If Patrick was my relative (I thank God that he is not) I would be concerned about his mental and physicial well being. He is like a child in many respects. It is why he calls so many people "child." Like a 12 year old calling you a kid as an insult in a multi-player shooter.

 

[RedMage]

Someone has decided to ask the Milwaukee PD the important question:

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Meanwhile, Piggy decides to tweet his wordle results out. Doesn't say anything about the swatting:

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I must have missed it - but exactly is the giveaway that it is Pat swatting himself?

 

[A Sunset]

What he is is an autistic, FAT sped banging his FAT head against a wall over and over thinking it's surely coming down any time now - and is FAT. Porcine. Tubby. Hefty. Bloated. Jiggling.

Agreed on everything, just made some minor corrections.

Fatrick is a wonderful creature of this gay Fae world. EVERY time I pop in here there is something from him that is so utterly nonsensical that it's staggering. This doesn't even feel like a real thing a real person would say. This is a madlib. Here's to spending holidays in bars with strangers because your own family cannot stand you.

I love how he has a chronic, obsessive need to specifically deny and and all allegations, in excruciating details, no matter how ridiculous. You can get him to say fucking anything. I could say “You’re a tubby bloated ogre, who lives under a bridge eating dogs and raping children” and he would need to reply “No, stalker, I don’t live under a bridge and eat dogs or SA children. Prison Awaits.”

I’m also calling it, it’s totally plausible he’d swat himself. His personality is so vindictive and he’s proven himself to be shamelessly dishonest and manipulative because he thinks he’s on a just crusade.

 

[grapeshark77]

I must have missed it - but exactly is the giveaway that it is Pat swatting himself?

It's never been confirmed, but there's been some suspicious timing - right after he gets a viral thread, when Nikki's not there - a mix of stuff, plus the shift to the fire department showing up when people started asking questions. This combined with his refusal to not tweet about it and not take basic precautions to prevent it happening again. Even his creepy friend Paul Weimer referred to them as "welfare checks" in a Patreon post and not "swattings".

I think some of them were real and Pat or someone he talks to re: the DropKF stuff has continued them for attention. What's funny is that nobody gets swatted 12-13 times so he looks ridiculous.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Or I don't have one degree from a local community college, I have two hard science/engineering degrees with honours from an Ivy League.

Serious question for the most devoted of Patstorians: what is Patrick's educational background? I know about the high school transcripts, but I've never seen a concrete answer about his higher education from either Pat or anyone else. Has he ever made a claim, or have we ever seen his resume or anything?

I know he'd brag like crazy if he so much as attended a moderately prestigious university, so his silence on the topic speaks volumes. But still, it's something I've always wondered and wanted to ask.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

When he *reflects* I suspect the only thing going on in his mind is the sound of calliope music.

or, as Bruce Springsteen described it, a very unpleasing wheezing and sneezing as the calliope crash[es] to the ground

 

[Naes]

Serious question for the most devoted of Patstorians: what is Patrick's educational background? I know about the high school transcripts, but I've never seen a concrete answer about his higher education from either Pat or anyone else. Has he ever made a claim, or have we ever seen his resume or anything?

I know he'd brag like crazy if he so much as attended a moderately prestigious university, so his silence on the topic speaks volumes. But still, it's something I've always wondered and wanted to ask.

He received a degree from NAMBLA