Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 32 12.1%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.8%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 11.0%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 35 13.3%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 5.3%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 128 48.5%
  • Total voters
    264
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Juan But Not Forgotten said:
Ok, guys, maybe I am extremely late with this one, but still, I didn't find it in the OP, so maybe it's worth something.

So yesterday I was watching this video about one of the first internet lolcows Spax3. The video itself isn't very good, so reading his ED page would be better, but you can check it for some extra context and most recent drama around him.

Back in the day this guy had his own website, basically TGWTG knock-off, where he collaborated with other nobodies. Can you guess a nobody who caught my attention?
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Keep in mind, that Spax3 allegedly was trying to e-date 15 y.-o. girl while he himself was 25, so our boy Chibs probably was fairly comfortable there. Also, BigAl1488 was a part of that mess for some time too and you may know that him and Chibi were buddies until Chibinator crashed his plans. Also, to my surprise, Chibs doesn't have ED page and his name just redirects to "weaboo".
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Fuckedmcgoats said:
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Chibi trolls BTFO! How does it feel kiwi bros? 😎
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I dunno about you but I could hear every pussy in the world suffer a torrential downfall and I think this image was why. Nothing screams bad ass like announcing a "bad-ass arc" and taking pictures of yourself trying to look cool.
Every day I'm just amazed that this dude is in his 30s, I took selfies like this when I was a spergy 16 year old. It's the type of shit you look back on yourself doing and think "wow, I was retarded". Has Chibi ever had a moment like that?
GreenTips said:
He's about to blow all his yen at the Maid Cafes and Hostess Clubs telling all the haters how they were totally into him.
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I think he's gonna get slapped by the maids there. I also predict he'll go around not wearing a face mask, which is one of those foreigner things the they hate over there.
 
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I swear she's 18 said:
Could be wrong, but that's not entirely true for every prefecture. Also, it could be like minority laws. In which, if minors engage in sexual acts. They won't be charged with statuary rape.
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It’s illegal pretty much everywhere in Japan, the law only says it’s fine so that when a politician inevitably gets caught with a child they can skirt the law on a technicality. It also exists as a fun trivia fact for people like Chibi to tell randoms unprovoked and repeatedly until it becomes a point of mild concern.
 
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GreenHoodieGuy said:
God make it stop...

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Aww geez... is that.. *smacks lips* a Chili's? Haw man. *pulls collar and steam comes out* that's so fucking badass dude. If this is how it starts *knee bumps the table from underneath* I'm not gonna be able to take it! You better not go any farther with this Chibi! *eyes tear up, sad anime music starts playing* No more badass shit, you hear me!?
 
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Fuckedmcgoats said:
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Hope in one hand, shit in the other
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Eh. I spent Christmas alone due to work obligations barring me from travel. It sucks but having a place to myself for a few days really allows your true colors to shine. Did Chibi clean? Did he do something productive? Did he do anything?
The sane person who has a day off would get ahead on chores or relax due to the holiday. Chibi probably spent it streaming to a whopping 1 person or crywanking.
 
Alright fuckers!!! I've still gotten no reply of if I've been verified or not but fuck it, because this shit is absolutely hilarious!!! Chibi has a company car that he uses and had to turn it in before he left for his vacation. Today, one of our lucky new hires was going to be driving it so the manager, myself, and the new hire took to cleaning it. The pictures don't even begin to describe the smell and they were taken halfway through the cleaning process. His dandruff covered not just the front seat, but the dashboard, the steering wheel, the back seat and the back left door! Good news is our new hire is getting a different company car to use instead because fuck was this gross
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scotchtape772572 said:
Alright fuckers!!! I've still gotten no reply of if I've been verified or not but fuck it, because this shit is absolutely hilarious!!! Chibi has a company car that he uses and had to turn it in before he left for his vacation. Today, one of our lucky new hires was going to be driving it so the manager, myself, and the new hire took to cleaning it. The pictures don't even begin to describe the smell and they were taken halfway through the cleaning process. His dandruff covered not just the front seat, but the dashboard, the steering wheel, the back seat and the back left door! Good news is our new hire is getting a different company car to use instead because fuck was this gross
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Source: trust me bro


Clean your car, schizo.

Disregard this I suck cocks
 
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