Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kosher Salt]

I increasingly believe that the precipitating factor in all of this was an in-laws thing:

1. He says in this clip "I've spent 20 years of my life not having as much fun" which would be somewhat odd of a statement in the context of his own family, but matches almost exactly the time the in-laws would have entered his life.
2. In the summer there was talk of some kind of intense personal problem that involved his family. No details other than that it culminated in what Nick described as "the worst day of my life".
3. Now there is apparently talk about them leaving MN? I haven't seen any clip but there's discussion here about Nick saying it.

I do wonder if the personal problem was a massive blow-up with the in-laws which resulted in the severing of ties. I can't find it but didn't someone speculate at some point that the personal problem was that some of them were living in the old house and may have been asked to leave?

Not sure how much is known about the in-laws other than I guess that they are active in some weird non-denominational church, but I have to wonder if that Nick was keeping the degeneracy on the down low because he knew the in-laws would strongly disapprove and now that they have exited the picture that is no longer necessary.

Well, he said last night that he's ordered a Tacright mini chainsaw for them, so it sounds like he's already got a better plan than Chandler Halderson had.

And Hoeg had a literal stroke.

He should've had Nick fatshame him more.

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick's unorthodox christianity makes Doug Tennapel occasionally hanging out with him more interesting. Doug is the type who would immediately see through Nick's religious views and the hedonism at close range. The question (IMO) is

(a) if Doug sees him as another useful idiot in the world he can use for his own ends
(b) Doug wants to guide him onto to the Doug path.
(c) Doug sees him - as doug sees most people - as just another spiritually doomed person not on the Doug path.
(d) Doug's own views offline are not quiet orthodox either.

a and d for sure. He was in hollywood for ages. During comicsgate he came off as fake religious to garner support. Super similar to someone else in retrospect.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

He's not the most orthodox with his understanding of the faith... He's got s stream out there where he's talking religion, and he says that 'Jesus is just some guy--a human'. This is not the understand of most, and his fat lipped friend and another fat had a whole stream discussion it.

I am not really a fan of religious purity testing on the internet, but this seems like some heresy level shit.

I think it is safe to say that religious counselling is not going to reel him back in.

He will become a Muslim along with Drex, Inshallah.

 

[Captain Manning]

Since we're talking about Christianity again, it might be a good idea to remind everybody that you've technically committed adultery if you're lusting after somebody who is not your spouse. As Nick seems to be doing on Locals pretty regularly.

“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.' But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
- Matthew 5:27-28 [NIV]

I don't think Nick gives a single solitary fuck, but I just thought I'd mention it.

Nick's unorthodox christianity makes Doug Tennapel occasionally hanging out with him more interesting. Doug is the type who would immediately see through Nick's religious views and the hedonism at close range. The question (IMO) is

(a) if Doug sees him as another useful idiot in the world he can use for his own ends
(b) Doug wants to guide him onto to the Doug path.
(c) Doug sees him - as doug sees most people - as just another spiritually doomed person not on the Doug path.
(d) Doug's own views offline are not quiet orthodox either.

We've covered this briefly earlier. It's possible Doug doesn't know what the fuck is going on yet since he's a boomer, and has been yeeted from half the Internet.

I agree that Doug should disavow him, if he's true to his (very aggressively stated) Christian beliefs, but who the hell knows. So many people on the Internet are fake AF.

FWIW, over in the Comicsgate thread, it recently came out that OG CG founded Richard C. Meyer was in a porno. Doug could make it a double feature.

a and d for sure. He was in hollywood for ages. During comicsgate he came off as fake religious to garner support. Super similar to someone else in retrospect.

Sadly, you're probably right.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I think the signs that Nick is a gay faggot who gets fucked in the ass were always there.

I beg to differ, this clip proves that Nick has always and will forever be straight as an arrow made out of silicone.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

-Catechumen flashbacks intensify-
Nick's an American "Christian" so the odds are way more likely than not he's just a crypto-agnostic like almost every self-identifying American Christian is.

Even most organized American Protestant churches profess an agreement with Nicea at the very least. Of course the members of said churches may very well not understand or not agree with those positions.

 

[Strix454]

He says in this clip "I've spent 20 years of my life not having as much fun" which would be somewhat odd of a statement in the context of his own family, but matches almost exactly the time the in-laws would have entered his life.

20 years is an interesting number. 20 years ago, he was in his second year of college. For him to have had "20 years not having as much fun", he has to be taking about having had no fun since high school. It could somewhat be taken as a rejection not just of family, but of adulthood in total.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

I beg to differ, this clip proves that Nick has always and will forever be straight as an arrow made out of silicone.

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Is this an old or new vid, where he blows a mic?

 

[JCDenthog]

All this talk of Nick's unorthodox Christian beliefs made me lol because I thought of what if he was Orthodox and his next stream is talking about the Trinity with iconography instead of toys and big boy drinks in his background

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That’s Arianism, Patrick.

-Catechumen flashbacks intensify-
Nick's an American "Christian" so the odds are way more likely than not he's just a crypto-agnostic like almost every self-identifying American Christian is.

Since we're talking about Christianity again, it might be a good idea to remind everybody that you've technically committed adultery if you're lusting after somebody who is not your spouse. As Nick seems to be doing on Locals pretty regularly.

“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.' But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
- Matthew 5:27-28 [NIV]

I don't think Nick gives a single solitary fuck, but I just thought I'd mention it.


We've covered this briefly earlier. It's possible Doug doesn't know what the fuck is going on yet since he's a boomer, and has been yeeted from half the Internet.

I agree that Doug should disavow him, if he's true to his (very aggressively stated) Christian beliefs, but who the hell knows. So many people on the Internet are fake AF.

FWIW, over in the Comicsgate thread, it recently came out that OG CG founded Richard C. Meyer was in a porno. Doug could make it a double feature.


Sadly, you're probably right.

Not into religious purity testing, as I said, but let me clarify:

The Arian view is heresy to Catholic and Lutherans that seem to make up the Rekieta household background. Even the small, non-denom sort of church they watch on the telly every weekend sounds evangelical enough to see this as heresy. This (for at least me) puts the question as to how important this religiosity is to him and how he came up with these strange views. My guess is that he came up with it himself and is just doing whatever he wants. There is no moderating influence here. He just knows how to talk the talk for his more orthodox family and friends to not ruffle feathers.

Side note on Doug, he seems to be a lot more genuine based on the regular fare of SM media posting, but I suspect that he knows when and how to shut up if he wants to not make waves.

 

[ffo kcuF]

I just seen these comments on YouTube and I really hope these nicknames stick, pretty catchy lol.

Minnesota Murphy is my favorite

 

[Kopasea]

I truly believe that most of Nick's irl friends don't realize what's going on. He's also painting it in the best possible light whenever he appears on streams to discuss it. He'll say things like "it's nothing more than what you would see at the pool". Which is technically true (how Nick probably gets out considering himself a hypocrite), but posting ass pics is intended to titillate anyone watching. I'm willing to bet that if his parents learned about this stuff, there'd be hell to pay.

A lot of this stuff makes me think that he's been under some sort of "behavior clause" thing in his trust, and now he's making enough money, he thinks he doesn't need it as badly.

Interestingly, during his 5 year YouTube anniversary stream, there was a anecdote told by Kayla where she referred to Nick's faux Christianity, here's the clip:

apologies for the audio levels. I'm a boomer at clipping

 

[JackoVerde]

“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.' But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
- Matthew 5:27-28 [NIV]

isn't that more talking about the temptation of adultery because it says "adultery in his heart"
that's like saying you're technically already doing something even if you haven't yet done that thing just because you thought about doing that thing.
im guessing the lesson is dont be lusting after every women who catches you're eye while you're married because the contract is supposed to be "unconditional love until death do them part."
like imagine being married and going to strip clubs every chance you get. in a way that's adultery.
you're technically not touching the woman but there's no faith for the wife anymore.

 

[Strix454]

Not into religious purity testing, as I said, but let me clarify:

The Arian view is heresy to Catholic and Lutherans that seem to make up the Rekieta household background. Even the small, non-denom sort of church they watch on the telly every weekend sounds evangelical enough to see this as heresy.

You can find Arianism and all sorts of other weird beliefs among the ELCA Lutherans. Sometimes its running under the surface and sometimes its out in the open. You can also find a nick-like belief in some congregations that "Because I'm saved by grace, I can live like the devil and do whatever I want." There was also a resolution passed by the ELCA a while back to the effect that its impossible to know God's views on non-christian religions. Which was about opening the door to becoming even less christian. Also congregations dominated by new-age boomerism where they worship the female earth spirit.
There is still alot of differences out there from church to church in the ELCA. Some good. Some bad. Some insane. But the trend is mostly toward a radical departure from trad christianity.

There are other Lutheran denominations that are more trad. But if Nick comes out of the ELCA, it could explain some things.

And if you want some real ELCA Lutheran degenerate horror, check out herchurch.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Not into religious purity testing, as I said, but let me clarify:

I really don’t care what rekieta believes, he doesn’t even claim to follow the orthodoxy of any mainline Christian belief so I’m not actually going to give him shit or call him a hypocrite for anything. I just like being able to quote this.

 

[Pomniman]

And if you want some real ELCA Lutheran degenerate horror, check out herchurch.

Wow that looks like total asscancer. Pussified asscancer at that. If you're going to be a degenerate pagan goddess worshipper at least go balls to the walls with it and have orgies in the name of Kali or Chinnamasta or something.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Some people take Martin Luther’s “sin boldly“ and really run with it. I understand the context with which he wrote to Melanchthon - which I still fundamentally disagree with as a Catholic - but it has still become the root and ruin of many a Protestant confession. You end up with underwear parties and “herchurch“.

 

[Captain Manning]

isn't that more talking about the temptation of adultery because it says "adultery in his heart"

Secular legal definitions of adultery usually require sexual intercourse, but many Christian theologians have taken a more expansive view in which the sin actually triggers with the lust or coveting, and infidelity is more than just sex.

I'm not really into moralfagging too much about this, but if somebody who was a really devout Christian called Nick an adulterer based on his conduct on Locals, I wouldn't really fight them too hard on it. People are welcome to disagree with the propriety of such a definition, but it's existed for thousands of years and I personally give it some measure of respect.

Besides, religiosity aside, I think him encouraging and complimenting the wine mommies about their lewds, while his wife and kids are in the next room, is just gross in general. I don't feel compelled to say that because God will smite me if I don't, but simply because it's what I believe.

The bottom line here is that Nick likely doesn't give a shit because he's not really a Christian, and back when he professed to be during Weebwars that was pretty clearly a front. So I am under no illusion these words will carry any weight with him.

im guessing the lesson is dont be lusting after every women who catches you're eye while you're married because the contract is supposed to be "unconditional love until death do them part."
like imagine being married and going to strip clubs every chance you get. in a way that's adultery.
you're technically not touching the woman but there's no faith for the wife anymore.

I'm my view, that is correct.

 

[Potatoherder]

Your daily "i'm done talking about the drama" is out.

 

[JamusActimus]

Rekieta forced me to fuck his wife in a Burger King parking in 1856.