Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Why does the Bible have so much cool shit in it? Christians should read it more, and atheists should probably also read it more for value than to find dumb shit in it to go "gotcha" about.

It’s the cultural history of a group of people who survived under multiple empires and kept their identity. There’s a lot of wisdom in it that gets forgotten because it’s against pleasure seeking or people don’t really want to listen.

I’m a fan of Sirrach/ Ecclesiastes. It’s a wisdom book that in it’s first passages is warning that everything you’ve ever desired isn’t new to the world. It basically is trying to warn young men about the pleasures of the world and what is just a distraction.

Here’s the bulk of it in women: Don't be jealous of the wife you love. You will only be teaching her how to do you harm. 2 Do not surrender your dignity to any woman. 3 Keep away from other men's wives[a] or they will trap you. 4 Don't keep company with female musicians; they will trick you. 5 Don't look too intently at a virgin, or you may find yourself forced to pay a bride price. 6 Don't give yourself to prostitutes, or you may lose everything you own. 7 So don't go looking about in the streets or wandering around in the run-down parts of town. 8 When you see a good-looking woman, look the other way; don't let your mind dwell on the beauty of any woman who is not your wife. Many men have been led astray by a woman's beauty. It kindles passion as if it were fire.9 Don't sit down to eat with another man's wife or join her for a drink. You may give in to the temptation of her charms and be destroyed by your passion.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

It’s the cultural history of a group of people who survived under multiple empires and kept their identity. There’s a lot of wisdom in it that gets forgotten because it’s against pleasure seeking or people don’t really want to listen.

I’m a fan of Sirrach/ Ecclesiastes. It’s a wisdom book that in it’s first passages is warning that everything you’ve ever desired isn’t new to the world. It basically is trying to warn young men about the pleasures of the world and what is just a distraction.

Here’s the bulk of it in women: Don't be jealous of the wife you love. You will only be teaching her how to do you harm. 2 Do not surrender your dignity to any woman. 3 Keep away from other men's wives[a] or they will trap you. 4 Don't keep company with female musicians; they will trick you. 5 Don't look too intently at a virgin, or you may find yourself forced to pay a bride price. 6 Don't give yourself to prostitutes, or you may lose everything you own. 7 So don't go looking about in the streets or wandering around in the run-down parts of town. 8 When you see a good-looking woman, look the other way; don't let your mind dwell on the beauty of any woman who is not your wife. Many men have been led astray by a woman's beauty. It kindles passion as if it were fire.9 Don't sit down to eat with another man's wife or join her for a drink. You may give in to the temptation of her charms and be destroyed by your passion.

It is kind of funny how so many religions basically boil down to don’t be a horny retard it’s not hard to imagine why Jews and TPTB hate it so much. The muzzies took a little bit of a different approach and decided to cover up all that sinful flesh but the principle remains the same and Christians did it too until Protestants came around

 

[AnOminous]

It is kind of funny how so many religions basically boil down to don’t be a horny retard it’s not hard to imagine why Jews and TPTB hate it so much.

Except the Jews literally invented that "don't be a horny retard" shit. While somehow ending up a bunch of horny retards.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Except the Jews literally invented that "don't be a horny retard" shit. While somehow ending up a bunch of horny retards.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m sure they talked a lot of shit about how they weren’t horny retards while they were busy sitting on piles of everyone else’s money

 

[Phony Chicken]

However, on Rumble, he has broken 150k quite a few times since this started, so it appears that his YouTube trap to Rumble is working (or Rumble is SERIOUSLY inflating his numbers). It's quite possible that Rumble is upping the numbers because he rarely broke 150k in the last year on YouTube without the draw of Rittenhouse or Johnny Depp.

Of course, that could be just an instance of big momma Susan censoring freedom loving conservatives like Nick!

I still think Rumble is inflating numbers. I think they are just doing it in a smarter way that makes it near impossible to pin down exactly when and how much. Unlike the idiots at Odysee that were/are just counting every page load making it trivial to fuck with the numbers in real-time.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

It is kind of funny how so many religions basically boil down to don’t be a horny retard it’s not hard to imagine why Jews and TPTB hate it so much. The muzzies took a little bit of a different approach and decided to cover up all that sinful flesh but the principle remains the same and Christians did it too until Protestants came around

I mean the Jewish/ Christian angle is that success isn’t bad, the issue is believing that you are special because of your success and the rules of this cursed world don’t apply to you.

The horny bastard stuff has two big stories with Judaism with King David killing a man loyal to him to hide his adultery and King Solomon (the product of David’s adultery) basically sinning by trying to please his foreign wives (although there is the idea that Solomon blessed by his wisdom wanted to suffer through things to better understand them so that his people could “Know thy enemy.”)

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I believe DougT is a real God-fearing Christian, however his philosophy is to hang out with sinners to help them (like Jesus) so I doubt he will publicly go against Racket. He probably will start pestering him irl though. I've only seen him beef with people because of personal conflicts - like if Rackets said something bad about Doug specifically. He also has a strong aversion to making fun of women, because of his southern gentleman larp.

DougT is also an American Christian so I don't think he will ever address it publicly or even point out specifically what Nicky is doing wrong from a Christian perspective.

 

[AnOminous]

I’m sure they talked a lot of shit about how they weren’t horny retards while they were busy sitting on piles of everyone else’s money

That would make them dragons. Dragons are pretty cool.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yes, he does claim that title, but he almost always disclaims that he is a 'bad' one. He says that is fine because life is all about massing up and trying to do better, then realising that you are not that bad at all.

There are sects that claim that Jesus is human and not divine in any way (much like Judaism and Muslims might), but most of the sects do hold him in higher regard.

I would argue that if you reject Christ's divinity, you are not Christian.

You might be something else, and I wouldn't automatically assume you are a bad person, but you're not Christian. For example, to my mind, Thomas Jefferson was a Deist, and not a Christian. He famously rejected Christ's divinity, while retaining appreciation for his moral teachings. To that end, I think even Jefferson would be aghast at what Rekieta has been up to. He might have been a proto-libertarian (then understood as liberalism, and now as "classical liberalism"), but he was no libertine.

Regardless, before Nick reads this and calls us all Christfags, in addition to the incels and prudes, I just wanna remind everybody that Nick's spiral into cowdom should be funny regardless of what faith you are.

Except the Jews literally invented that "don't be a horny retard" shit. While somehow ending up a bunch of horny retards.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They didn't invent it though. The Babylonians got there first by over a thousand years.

As KF's resident legal expert, you are no doubt familiar with the oldest surviving written legal code that we know of.

Some examples:

129. If the wife of a man is caught lying with another man, they shall bind them and throw them into the water. If the husband of the woman wishes to spare his wife, then the king shall spare his servant.
130. If a man has ravished another's betrothed wife, who is a virgin, while still living in her father's house, and has been caught in the act, that man shall be put to death; the woman shall go free.
154. If a man has committed incest with his daughter, that man shall be banished from the city.
155. If a man has betrothed a maiden to his son and his son has known her, and afterward the man has lain in her bosom, and been caught, that man shall be strangled and she shall be cast into the water.

I like Hammurabi. That guy was pretty clearly in no mood for anybody's degenerate bullshit.

My personal favorite though is how they handled perjury in capital cases:

3. If a man bears false witness in a case, or does not establish the testimony that he has given, if that case is case involving life, that man shall be put to death.

That's fucking based. Hell, that should still be the law now.

 

[AnOminous]

That's fucking based. Hell, that should still be the law now.

Welcome to reality, though, where we have so many of these ideals as the central part of our legal culture, but they're nearly buried under so many "buts" and "excepts" that they barely exist.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I would argue that if you reject Christ's divinity, you are not Christian.

You might be something else, and I wouldn't automatically assume you are a bad person, but you're not Christian. For example, to my mind, Thomas Jefferson was a Deist, and not a Christian. He famously rejected Christ's divinity, while retaining appreciation for his moral teachings. To that end, I think even Jefferson would be aghast at what Rekieta has been up to. He might have been a proto-libertarian (then understood as liberalism, and now as "classical liberalism"), but he was no libertine.

Regardless, before Nick reads this and calls us all Christfags, in addition to the incels and prudes, I just wanna remind everybody that Nick's spiral into cowdom should be funny regardless of what faith you are.


They didn't invent it though. The Babylonians got there first by over a thousand years.

As KF's resident legal expert, you are no doubt familiar with the oldest surviving written legal code that we know of.

Some examples:

129. If the wife of a man is caught lying with another man, they shall bind them and throw them into the water. If the husband of the woman wishes to spare his wife, then the king shall spare his servant.
130. If a man has ravished another's betrothed wife, who is a virgin, while still living in her father's house, and has been caught in the act, that man shall be put to death; the woman shall go free.
154. If a man has committed incest with his daughter, that man shall be banished from the city.
155. If a man has betrothed a maiden to his son and his son has known her, and afterward the man has lain in her bosom, and been caught, that man shall be strangled and she shall be cast into the water.

I like Hammurabi. That guy was pretty clearly in no mood for anybody's degenerate bullshit.

My personal favorite though is how they handled perjury in capital cases:

3. If a man bears false witness in a case, or does not establish the testimony that he has given, if that case is case involving life, that man shall be put to death.

That's fucking based. Hell, that should still be the law now.

Never looked into the old hamrabi code but I will agree based and non coomer pilled

 

[AnOminous]

The horny bastard stuff has two big stories with Judaism with King David killing a man loyal to him to hide his adultery and King Solomon (the product of David’s adultery) basically sinning by trying to please his foreign wives (although there is the idea that Solomon blessed by his wisdom wanted to suffer through things to better understand them so that his people could “Know thy enemy.”)

It shouldn't surprise anyone that my favorite book of the OT is Solomon's. Or that my favorite of the NT is Revelation, which is pure holy madness.

 

[Lyster]

No longer under the protection of his hugbox, he was rightfully mocked for degeneracy and given access to lewds of the mother of his children to strangers on the internet. As such he can no longer bow out gracefully. He has to win even in the pettiest way. Even needing to win arguments or fights no one is participating in.

Are her nudes archived in this thread? I want to see if those five children and the midlife crisis was worth it, or do you mean the bottle and nudist photos in the introduction?

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Are her nudes archived in this thread? I want to see if those five children and the midlife crisis was worth it

Lewds not nudes
I don’t know how to spoiler things on mobile so it remains a mystery for you I guess

 

[Lyster]

Lewds not nudes
I don’t know how to spoiler things on mobile so it remains a mystery for you I guess

I thought you were referring to some new stuff, i am familiar with the nudist/bottle challenge stuff

 

[TheClappening]

We've gone from tripods to disappointment to boomer-coomerisms to fanfiction shitposts to Biblical texts.

I love KiwiFarms.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

KF also probably got a large inflex of female users due to Weebwars. Yet I don't think he was getting tit pics on the daily back then, unless he kept that under wraps.

I think (and hope) that most women who are internet savvy enough to post here are smart enough not to flaunt their bodies at minor internet weirdos.
If anyone wants to prove me wrong my dms are open.

 

[JackoVerde]

I think (and hope) that most women who are internet savvy enough to post here are smart enough not to flaunt their bodies at minor internet weirdos.

@SevenEightNine tried to be top girl poster on kiwifarms and she literally schemed to dox and harass other girl users.
also kiwifarms is in its simplicity a drama site, women will come regardless.

 

[Trianon]

isn't that more talking about the temptation of adultery because it says "adultery in his heart"
that's like saying you're technically already doing something even if you haven't yet done that thing just because you thought about doing that thing.
im guessing the lesson is dont be lusting after every women who catches you're eye while you're married because the contract is supposed to be "unconditional love until death do them part."
like imagine being married and going to strip clubs every chance you get. in a way that's adultery.
you're technically not touching the woman but there's no faith for the wife anymore.

This is part of it, because if we acknowledge that adultery is harmful, there are many, many little versions of it that create similar wounds. It is basically recognizing that sin is more than just breaking certain rules; it's a whole worldview of selfishness that can never quite be overcome.

The point of this verse is that even following the Ten Commandments ("thou shalt not commit adultery") is not enough to make you sin-free and earn righteousness by God's sight. The Old Testament laws are easy mode, and Jesus' message was, "You couldn't even do that, so when I tell you what you'd have to do to be 'like God,' the way you so wanted to be when you ate the fruit, it would fill you with despair because it's impossible. Which is why I'm here, to take your place and bring you into rightness with God again. You just have to believe that's true and that you're not the actual expert on what's good for you. Talk to God again and let him guide you."

Rekieita does have the right idea that there are no "good" Christians; we all suck. But accepting Jesus' gift is something that changes your life. It's too big of a second chance to just go on as if nothing has happened. "

"What then? Shall we sin because we are not under law, but under grace? Certainly not! Do you not know that when you offer yourselves as obedient slaves, you are slaves to the one you obey, whether you are slaves to sin leading to death, or to obedience leading to righteousness? But thanks be to God that, though you once were slaves to sin, you wholeheartedly obeyed the form of teaching to which you were committed. You have been set free from sin and have become slaves to righteousness.

"I am speaking in human terms because of the weakness of your flesh. Just as you used to offer the parts of your body in slavery to impurity and to escalating wickedness, so now offer them in slavery to righteousness leading to holiness." (Romans 6:15-19)

What he said is what I think and I'm an atheist (of the agnostic sort). But if you don't believe in the divinity of Christ, you have failed the single test of what it is to be a Christian because that is perhaps the only belief shared between all denominations of Christian faith. If you don't believe in that, you just aren't a Christian.

You'd be surprised how much people try to argue that they're really Christian despite this. A lot of mainline liberal American churches are just Moral Therapeutic Deists. They just believe whatever feels good and doesn't embarrass them at parties.

And then I realized, it's because the criticism is not just valid, it's probably something parental figures in his life have also told him.

You're dead-on. I don't even know if he has the balls to confront those authority figures about it. He's probably just soft-blocked them in his mind and is doing stuff that he hopes will make them just avoid him from now on. He didn't expect anyone else to care and is flailing.

 

[Some Badger]

Except the Jews literally invented that "don't be a horny retard" shit. While somehow ending up a bunch of horny retards.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's fairer to say the Jews in question are of the modern reform persuasion, so essentially they are secular atheists of Jewish ancestry.