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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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RIPRhongoBongo
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! God, that's pathetic
Also, I would honestly wear that to a party unironically
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Three things in life are for certain - death, taxes, and the Dutch Bros sending The Guy second-hand garbage that he gladly accepts. When he posted the pic of the old capture card on the floor (lol), there was a layer of dust all along the baseboards - the LEDs are probably coated in that shit already and struggling to produce visible light.
Of course you all know that he'll never take it upon himself to improve the stream setup in any regard, so it's dumpster finds from dents, recycled shitty pixel artwork from the Connecticut kahndo, a webcam that looks like Vasoline was smeared all over the lens, and 5th gen gaming system packaging - literal garbage to non-autistic humans, not display pieces. It all pairs nicely with the dollar store noisemaker *chef's kiss* Truly meaningful.
Most businesses want to re-invest earnings into said business in some capacity to improve it. I would have thought a mature and balding Sonic The Hedgehog pajama-wearing adult with a business degree would have known that.
He's half right, people are forgetting about it. What he gets wrong is that it's because they're forgetting about him entirely, not because his image has changed. He's so insignificant that no one outside of here can even be bothered to commit any of it to memory. He'll never be able to separate himself from it.
I think it's more likely tied to just how many beatings his ego has taken in the past few weeks. He still hasn't had his interview, hasn't gotten any new whales and hasn't gotten any attention over both his attempts to start drama (defending the Callisto protocol and the whole difficulty thing). Hell, he hasn't even had any success with the FedEx drama. His ego hasn't been this badly curbstomped since the initial response to the bank leaks.
I think it's a bit too soon for him to realise the impact of the whole ad thing yet. He won't realise the effect until his YouTube check isn't able to pay off all his bills and he has to start putting tips in to pay them off. He's has claimed it didn't hit him so it's possible that he's in denial over it.
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So what the fuck was the point of threatening to take away the goal incentives, you fat retard? Was it to scare your dents into shelling out? Probably, but it still makes you a hypocritcal loser, Phil. Like Keemstar said, you're still on level 1, trying to make it to level 2. But, you keep starting over like the lazy shit you are. Just like the picnic tablecloth you have in that picture (seriously).
And once again, Phil blows money on something that he'll rarely use. Should've sprung for the bowtie, moron.
Oh wait, a fan "donated" it.
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Jasper2K
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I'm sure that will be worn a total of two times. Good job dent hope it was worth it.
Crooked 16th
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This Resident Evil playthrough is up there with some of the worst gameplay he's ever done.
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Was there some sort of whale tip guaranteed for this gaythrough? Why is this on rotation?
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Because Phil.
Also, what are the odds that Phil did those jumping jacks? He begged after "doing" them, so probably not.
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He gets visibly winded when he goes to his shut his window and back but he somehow doesn't get winded when he does 25 push ups or 20 jumping jacks. He was just flailing his arms around like a spaz.
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Dent: "What’s your most anticipated game of the year so far?"
Phil: “I don’t know.”
This man loves video games, by the way.
Phil: “I don’t know.”
This man loves video games, by the way.
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He says he's a big YaKOOza fan and he doesn't even know that 2 spinoffs are releasing this year, the remake of Ishin and a prequel of 7 focusing on Kiryu.
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he's such a big yakuza fan that he fucking quit Kiwami after getting lost on a street for 20 minutes.
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I swear to fuck this sodomite better get what's coming to him. His lies are at unprecedented levels to the point where you HAVE to be retarded to believe them.
Let's take him at his word. No seriously. Give him benefit of a gout. He says a fan sent him the capture device. And Fed Ex claims he wasn't there to receive despite having the gate code. First and foremost if Dutch Brothers (By the way Dutch Bros. is a coffee company. hint hint.) sent him this card then how would FedEx have the gate code? We know Phil is a paranoid shut in so there's no way he gave it to Dutch Bros. So obviously FedEx was contacting Dutch Bros asking for the gate code when DB didn't know.
Now the second thing that damns this boy to oblivion. He asks the lady at the call center if he can give her the gate code and she says no. the facility would have to have that in their notes.
Why!
The!
FUCK
Would he ask to give the code if they already have it? How would they "forget" if they already know it.
THESE ARE ALL SPECULATIONS FROM THE MOUTH OF BABE. (and I mean the piglet not the guy who's bat should be put upside the bridge of Phil's nose.)
So the takeaway is either Phil is a fucking moron and thinks FedEx has his gate code despite delivering from someone else who doesn't know it. or Phil is lying about getting something sent from a fan yet again.
As for the other little lies I couldn't care less. We know that he knows deep in his heart "restitutions for 'the guy' who sent the package" means he wants the product for free.
If i'm completely honest i do think it's BS to have someone drive to the facility when they asked for 2 day express delivery. That's gas money on top of the extra bit paid for shipping. At the same time Mr. Buisiness man couldn't use travel expenses as a write off? Huuuh?
The real problem lies with the way he has his address set up in the delivery page. This is the second or third time someone has tried to get his shit to him and either couldn't get hold of him or otherwise didn't know where to drop it off. He needs to get that shit fixed ASAP. I guarantee he has it set up good for Doordash. But stuff that helps his """buisiness""""? Nah complaining is khantent
Let's take him at his word. No seriously. Give him benefit of a gout. He says a fan sent him the capture device. And Fed Ex claims he wasn't there to receive despite having the gate code. First and foremost if Dutch Brothers (By the way Dutch Bros. is a coffee company. hint hint.) sent him this card then how would FedEx have the gate code? We know Phil is a paranoid shut in so there's no way he gave it to Dutch Bros. So obviously FedEx was contacting Dutch Bros asking for the gate code when DB didn't know.
Now the second thing that damns this boy to oblivion. He asks the lady at the call center if he can give her the gate code and she says no. the facility would have to have that in their notes.
Why!
The!
FUCK
Would he ask to give the code if they already have it? How would they "forget" if they already know it.
THESE ARE ALL SPECULATIONS FROM THE MOUTH OF BABE. (and I mean the piglet not the guy who's bat should be put upside the bridge of Phil's nose.)
So the takeaway is either Phil is a fucking moron and thinks FedEx has his gate code despite delivering from someone else who doesn't know it. or Phil is lying about getting something sent from a fan yet again.
As for the other little lies I couldn't care less. We know that he knows deep in his heart "restitutions for 'the guy' who sent the package" means he wants the product for free.
If i'm completely honest i do think it's BS to have someone drive to the facility when they asked for 2 day express delivery. That's gas money on top of the extra bit paid for shipping. At the same time Mr. Buisiness man couldn't use travel expenses as a write off? Huuuh?
The real problem lies with the way he has his address set up in the delivery page. This is the second or third time someone has tried to get his shit to him and either couldn't get hold of him or otherwise didn't know where to drop it off. He needs to get that shit fixed ASAP. I guarantee he has it set up good for Doordash. But stuff that helps his """buisiness""""? Nah complaining is khantent
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Peko
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Phil talking about FedEx having his gate code in their "records" gave me flashbacks to Chris insisting that Sony and Nintendo know who he is because of how many games he buys.
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Yeah, but in my mind, it's more fun for me to think of Dutch Bros as two mongoloid faggots riffling through dumpsters and Goodwill stores to send Phail busted children's toys and pre-owned LED light strips. Ack Ack Ack
Brother Wind
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Well if they were better game designers they would know that if you go without winning for 20 minutes, you have a bad game. You are a stupid idiot. You deserve to lose your job and never work again you fucking retard. You know nothing about what gamers want if you aren't literally overflowing my brain with dahpameenee at all time, you fucking know nothing nudnik, actually fuck your mother.
Poo Twister
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Because that vest absolutely won't make him look like king of the pedophiles.
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His chat is full of ironic/sarcasm trolls. They’re not all genuinely retarded (though they do feature such as Jayde, Derich, Kagome) they’re just bandwagoning and trolling subtly so they don’t get the ban. Don’t believe what they’re saying at face value.
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Keepin quiet lately, and noticing how fuckin' apparent he is being that coworker taking 30 minute shit breaks on the phone.
Very evident that he is choosing to keep on doing GoW2 streams after beating the game, someone telling him to do the funeral ending, and proceeds to say "Nah" while upgrading every armor in the game and wanting to platinum it. Then pestered more to do the ending and says there's no time and wants to save it for another stream.
Then we have the fuckin prestreams lately that have nothing game related going on. Fucker messed with shitty lights for about an hour, called everyone dumb while being the most hypocritical faggot I've seen with streamer set-ups. Also JASSSSSPEEEEEEER.
Let's get right into this Resident Evil stream. First stream was a banger for him. Now the second he's lost his steam because no one wants to give him $100 when this shit should be beat in a sitting. Use a guide, numbnuts. My family members watched me play RE0 blind and even they knew it was hair pulling because I didn't know what to fuckin' do.
I'm going right back to how the prestreams have been since he's actually using them as a way of venting. It wasn't obvious before but when he has nothing to talk about, it gets amplified a ton with these. Go to a shrink already you insane retard.
Very evident that he is choosing to keep on doing GoW2 streams after beating the game, someone telling him to do the funeral ending, and proceeds to say "Nah" while upgrading every armor in the game and wanting to platinum it. Then pestered more to do the ending and says there's no time and wants to save it for another stream.
Then we have the fuckin prestreams lately that have nothing game related going on. Fucker messed with shitty lights for about an hour, called everyone dumb while being the most hypocritical faggot I've seen with streamer set-ups. Also JASSSSSPEEEEEEER.
Let's get right into this Resident Evil stream. First stream was a banger for him. Now the second he's lost his steam because no one wants to give him $100 when this shit should be beat in a sitting. Use a guide, numbnuts. My family members watched me play RE0 blind and even they knew it was hair pulling because I didn't know what to fuckin' do.
I'm going right back to how the prestreams have been since he's actually using them as a way of venting. It wasn't obvious before but when he has nothing to talk about, it gets amplified a ton with these. Go to a shrink already you insane retard.