DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
"I only get 100 gifted a month, there's no guarantee you will get one!"
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This pre-stream is absolute fucking madness. Almost 2 hours and still going.

You're mentally ill, Phil Burnell.


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This aged well

He got called out for this, and completely brainwashed himself into not having said this kind of stuff, shitting on everyone who doesn't believe him:

 
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Phil gets called out for being a toxic asshole to his chat. Proceeds to go overboard trying to explain his behaviour.

Said behaviour amounts to DSP having to yell at people and insult them during prestream or else “it would bottle up” and those 30 minutes “explosions” would be during games.

WHO THE FUCK THINKS LIKE THIS?

Also Phil, didn't you "explode" on your chat numerous times recently during your Ragnarok playthroughs because you're a retard?
 
Phil gets called out for being a toxic asshole to his chat. Proceeds to go overboard trying to explain his behaviour.

Said behaviour amounts to DSP having to yell at people and insult them during prestream or else “it would bottle up” and those 30 minutes “explosions” would be during games.

WHO THE FUCK THINKS LIKE THIS?

Also Phil, didn't you "explode" on your chat numerous times recently during your Ragnarok playthroughs because you're a retard?
he's just making up pigscuses to not grab a controller
 
Phil gets called out for being a toxic asshole to his chat. Proceeds to go overboard trying to explain his behaviour.

Said behaviour amounts to DSP having to yell at people and insult them during prestream or else “it would bottle up” and those 30 minutes “explosions” would be during games.

WHO THE FUCK THINKS LIKE THIS?

Also Phil, didn't you "explode" on your chat numerous times recently during your Ragnarok playthroughs because you're a retard?
Chris does. Remember Chris explaining how he has to draw his female friend naked cause if he didn't he would end up raping her. DSP is becoming our new lolcow lord right before our eyes.
 
think we've skipped over a bit of the interesting mentality of the fat boy.

phils capture card broke, so he pulled out an old one from his closet and plugged it in. he then spent the next 4 streams hemming and hawing over what a massive visual upgrade it was and how things looked so much better, did I get that right?

now, not only do his streams look exactly the same to me, and he's just boasting about improvements that don't exist, but let's play devil's advocate and grant his premise, let's say the streams do look 200x better. why exactly did it take his capture card breaking, to make a 200x upgrade with a capture card he already owned that was in his closet?

not only does phil not want to put any work into his business, as in, he is begging for praise on replacing a piece of equipment he was forced to replace but even if we believe him, that it is an improvement, this means he was sitting on a massive improvement to his stream and refused to implement it because fuck you, I suppose.

what a mysterious fat man.
 
think we've skipped over a bit of the interesting mentality of the fat boy.

phils capture card broke, so he pulled out an old one from his closet and plugged it in. he then spent the next 4 streams hemming and hawing over what a massive visual upgrade it was and how things looked so much better, did I get that right?

now, not only do his streams look exactly the same to me, and he's just boasting about improvements that don't exist, but let's play devil's advocate and grant his premise, let's say the streams do look 200x better. why exactly did it take his capture card breaking, to make a 200x upgrade with a capture card he already owned that was in his closet?

not only does phil not want to put any work into his business, as in, he is begging for praise on replacing a piece of equipment he was forced to replace but even if we believe him, that it is an improvement, this means he was sitting on a massive improvement to his stream and refused to implement it because fuck you, I suppose.

what a mysterious fat man.
No. Even though they were bought as back up to what he actually has, they weren't going to work. He HAD to get a new one but couldn't drive down the road to Best Buy. It HAD to come from someone. Thus, the Fedex cryfest because he missed the initial delivery
 
No. Even though they were bought as back up to what he actually has, they weren't going to work. He HAD to get a new one but couldn't drive down the road to Best Buy. It HAD to come from someone. Thus, the Fedex cryfest because he missed the initial delivery

thought he pulled out a spare one, then got his 200$ bag of useless shit after the fact.

but that's the beauty of the situation, ok, I'm wrong that he couldn't upgrade at any time. he's still hemming and hawing over being forced to do an upgrade, saying it's absolutely amazing huge quality boost and it looks identical to before, yet he wants all the praise for something he didn't even choose to do himself.
 
I do not understand what's with all the Mario and Pac Man stuff? Even the Sonic and Wolverine toy are borderline detractor content. If anything, it's way worse to go with the "generic gamer" look for someone that bitches and moans about being different and not like the other girls in class all the goddamn time.
We follow pig for a lot of reasons; hate, cringe, shock, etc but I think this is genuinely the first time I’ve felt sad.

I just watched a 40 year old man dodder around, slowly and vainly dangling some fairy lights that he thinks will make it look more exciting when he plays video games.
The 40 year old man was careful not to knock the Wolverine toy he has carefully put in a sitting position on his Mario picture.
The 40 year old man then sat and had to figure out how the lights work.

The whole scene was sad, bordering on tragic, to me.
I mean you make it sound bad, but I doubt it really was as sad and pathetic as you say....
40-year-old man wearing a... Sonic pajama pants...

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Also: he has been fucking around with a simple strip of LED lights for over 35 minutes now. This man can't do anything like a normal person.
Nevermind, I get it. Also, let me just play armchair psychologist for a hot minute and say that he comes across as either extremely whipped or like he's had money come in recently. He's in a weird subdued mood today. Either Kat beat the shit out of him off camera, he had a good day of WWE or he had a huge tip come in behind da scenez.
He will absolutely make them a 'reward'
Oh fuck yeah. Now he's all giddy but when the Hogans will need pulling...
 
I'm sure someone has pointed this out by now but Dutch Bros is a coffee place that specializes in iced coffee so the person sending him all these retarded "care packages" is just OIC. Stop larping like different people faggot just use your actual username. Pretty pathetic that the person that whales on DSP the hardest is hated by Phil's true fans and trolls alike you have to be a very unlikable person to get a reputation like that.
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Ok, I was watching An's restream and I heard Phil talking about how he was known "for the TIHYDPs or for the incident on stream, but this was years ago. People already forgot about that."

Like... Just search "DarksydePhil" on google, Phil. Then let me know what you found.
Try the Tenor gif button on Discord. Searching for DSP brings up a gif of him jerking off as the third result.
 
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