Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[TrulyMan]

Members for what? Its not a real organization. The only thing it recruits are likes from establishment journos and retards who want to show how the other side is losing.

 

[Ghostse]

Replace Serbia with Ukraine, and NATO with Russia.

- Power grid was targeted March to June, not the dead of winter and even before Summer got going.
- Power substations were hit, not the generating plants, and IIRC they were hit with graphite munitions that fucked up the capacitors (which are replacable components) but didn't damage the more durable parts of the substations.
- UN forces didn't mortar an active nuke plant because they weren't a bunch of psychos.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

Serbia REALLY pushed the limits when it came to shenanigans. It's really not a fair comparison at all. Last I checked Ukraine wasn't marching into United Nations camps, dragging the men out to the woods and shooting them.

No, they have just been bombing the shit out of the Donbass for the last 8 years, and cut off the water supply to Crimea.

 

[TrulyMan]

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These headlines just keep getting more schizo and esoteric...

I could actually see the Doner headline happening in some parts of Europe.

 

[TheAntiCoomer]

But the pure-strain Jews are space retiles. Do you think they'll let the Mole people just swoop in and snatch Ukraine from them?

At this point I don't think they've any realistic chance against the mole people, the dewellers of the hollow earth, lords of all that goes below. Any realistic anti-moleman weapon is looking out of date compared to the advanced weaponary allowed by the molepeoples almost unlimited supply of Nazi science (they fled to the hollow core of the earth through the giant hole in poles) and the resources of the earths crust. Their only hope is to build large reserves of chemical weapons, allowing them to flood molepeople passageways, but those are currently destroyed by the recent invasion of Ukraine.

The molepeople will not spare us, and even an alliance with the other key players on Earth; Leprechauns (or "irish people"), the lizards, the apes and the poo-men will not save us from their impending wrath.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

No, they have just been bombing the shit out of the Donbass for the last 8 years,

Yes, Russian back separatist in the Donbass were bombed in the last eight years.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

- Power grid was targeted March to June, not the dead of winter and even before Summer got going.

So?

- Power substations were hit, not the generating plants, and IIRC they were hit with graphite munitions that fucked up the capacitors (which are replacable components) but didn't damage the more durable parts of the substations.

So?

- UN forces didn't mortar an active nuke plant because they weren't a bunch of psychos.

At least we agree it's psychotic for Ukraine to shell an active nuke plant for several months.



Meh I see DefensePoliticsAsia paywalled their map. It was probably the best combined map online...

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

So

So, that shows a false equivalence between NATO’s actions in Serbia and Russia’s failed attempt to freeze Ukrainian civilians to death.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Russian's got a complicated verb system like Spanish and 5 noun declensions, plus it's full of jaw-cracking consonant clusters and not that much familiar vocab for me. It's just not worth the time. If I weren't married I'd have thought about learning it and running off to join Azov, but then again I speak Arabic very well but ended up choosing a life of luxury over going to fight with the Lions of Rojava against ISIS.

Oh, As, A, Amos and An (and sometimes Ais)

Are you serious, motherfucker? I failed Spanish I and Spanish II multiple times and even I get this basic shit. Are you fucking serious, motherfucker?? Russian is easier than both types of modern Spanish.

 

[Windows10Home]

Russia will not retaliate with nukes for some missile attacks inside its cities. Ukraine already started to sabotage some stuff and used drones. It's just a matter of making things more efficient.
Look, I don't want Russian civilians or military dead. I don't even want Putin to die. Or to even suffer.
But I do want retaliation for the suffering Ukrainian civilians endure. While we type and moan online, with the heating on, the TV and fridge working, the water nice and hot for a cozy shower, there are literally millions of innocent civilians in Ukraine's cities that don't have any of that purely because of Russia's attempt to break their resistance, since it's too cowardly to go after the soldiers, it seems.
Each of these acts from Russia should be proportionally returned towards its civilians. Missile for missile.
The Russians that think the war is somewhere distant against some Nazi chuds must be made aware that the war is home and the consequences real, and only the US can supply Ukraine with the necessary missiles, but the Dems are kinda cucked and scared as if something worse could happen.
And if Russia launches nukes, it's all irrelevant, as it means it was prepared to start WW3 over Ukraine, so it would have happened anyway. US will launch its own nukes, so will France and UK, and we'll just go all to hell because Russia chimped the fuck out for literally nothing but Putin's dreams of being a relevant Czar.

Ah so this war is personal for you? Well the people actually in charge don't think like you do. The US wants Russia to be broken up and Putin killed, because BRICS and it's links to China is an economic threat to them. That's the only reason the US is batting for Ukraine. Theres probably alot of money laundering with the billions in aid going to Ukraine too, so it's win-win for the political class. If Russia had not invaded, I suspect that the current insurgencies you are seeing in Russia from Ukrainian operatives would've started happening within a few years anyway. Russia just pushed up the timeline.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

The Russian Aerospace Forces Druzhkovka bombing revised AFU KIA: 120

Gonna have to press X on that one, just as I HARD press X on the claim that 500 reservists were killed in Makeyevka, I always go with 1/10th to 1/5th of what they acually claim.
What I DO believe though, is that they blew up a shit ton of ammo stationed at the train station, as see from the multiple blasts recorded by this unlucky French news crew.

Edit:
Bonus 'but I thought Ukraine was winning' faces.

 

[Ghostse]

So?

So?

At least we agree it's psychotic for Ukraine to shell an active nuke plant for several months.



Meh I see DefensePoliticsAsia paywalled their map. It was probably the best combined map online...

LOL

"You can just swap these terms and everything is the same"
List of reasons they are not even close
"So? *garbled around putin's cock*"

Never change, vatnik tards.

 

[Shovelbird]

Yeah they need proper defenses, like Israel has, and even then some missiles will still reach target,
What they truly need is fighter-bombers and long range missiles to spam on Moscow and other Russian cities.
Only as retaliation. Eye for an eye.

Why stop at retaliation? Russia depopulated would help Turkey greatly. We could finish off Armenia and reconnect with Turan.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

LOL

"You can just swap these terms and everything is the same"
List of reasons they are not even close
"So? *garbled around putin's cock*"

Never change, vatnik tards.

Yes, I'm afraid electricity also drives command and control systems. If President Zelensky really wants all of his population to have water and electricity all he has to do is accept Russia's three conditions and we will stop this campaign. But as long as he doesn't do so we will continue to attack those targets which provide the electricity for his armed forces. If that has civilian consequences, it's for him to deal with but that water, that electricity is turned back on for the people of Ukraine.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

all he has to do is accept Russia's three conditions and we will stop this campaign.

As an American who lives in an oil producing State, please continue this war indefinitely. The artificially inflated price of crude oil is the ONLY thing floating our tax revenue to keep infrastructure paid for. Spasibo.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Russia's three conditions

Surrender, give up your independence, become Russian slaves. I really can't see why they'd refuse such a generous offer.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

hamsterganda

 

[CaptainAutism69]

Surrender, give up your independence, become Russian slaves. I really can't see why they'd refuse such a generous offer.

citation needed

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

One argument I thought of about the Ukraine help/scam money is that, it does seem to actually have an effect. If it was 100% a scam Ukraine would have fallen months ago, but the money and equipment seem to keep the logistics running against a technical superpower without resort to sheep fucker tactics.

 

[teriyakiburns]

citation needed

The three conditions are to stop fighting and unilaterally give up Ukranian territory claimed by Russia "just because"; the complete demilitarisation of the country, removing their ability to enforce their independence; and to give up membership of any international bloc or organisation unless given permission by Russia, making them a de-facto Russian client state.

Surrender, give up independence, become slaves of Russia.