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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
It's amazing how God damn similar their property looks to the dime a dozen properties i used to see in California on some of the rez's. Trash, broken appliances, cars with the hoods up, mattresses, absolutely barren land, bizarre ecofuturistic "Earth ship" home, and so many livestock animals you can't spit over the fence without hitting one of them. Are we sure they aren't native american? They certainly treat their property like it.
 
Holy shit, they really did name Pepe the Vicuna after Pepé Le Pew! :story:
[See the first few seconds]

Here's Pepé Le Pew for context:



Unrelated, but here's a few videos Penny released in the past two weeks. The Tranch wasteland is nothing but dirt, shit, rocks, and garbage.


 
It's amazing how God damn similar their property looks to the dime a dozen properties i used to see in California on some of the rez's. Trash, broken appliances, cars with the hoods up, mattresses, absolutely barren land, bizarre ecofuturistic "Earth ship" home, and so many livestock animals you can't spit over the fence without hitting one of them. Are we sure they aren't native american? They certainly treat their property like it.
Huh. I always thought Rez indians were often too poor to even have junk to lay around, but it makes sense they'd also be too poor for heavy trash pick-up fees.

It's a cross-cultural phenomenon, apparently; around here in the South it's more of a white trash thing... whether they're squatting, renting, or own the property.
-They'll have a personal junkyard right up to their backdoors, sometimes. We're talking decades of junk like they inherited the trashpiles from ma and pa.

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It's a cross-cultural phenomenon, apparently; around here in the South it's more of a white trash thing, whether they're squatting or own the property.

-They'll have a personal junkyard right up to their backdoors, sometimes. We're talking decades of junk like they inherited the trashpiles from ma and pa.

It’s very cross cultural.
Anywhere which poverty has persisted through generations seem to develop it.
 
I honestly put this up with Trump's taxes in terms of how much I care, which means I really don't think it's such a big deal.

Does the death rate seem high? Yes. But I am just a faggot that was raised in suburbia and I am sure most here are similar or raised in the city.

My best guess is that on ranches, animals die. Perhaps it's a disease, not enough water, too much heat, old age, predators, etc. But again, animals die on a farm. If one of us lives in a rural area perhaps they can ask a ranch hand how many animals just flat out died during their time working?

Honestly, this is nothing bigger than 90 chickens dying on a factory farm and the Sheriff will give it the same response which is doing nothing.
Loss is always a grim reality on the farm, and should always be expected. Bad harvests, disease, hard winter, bad food. There's always something. But to lose that many animals in a single spring means there is an issue with the husbandry. If Bonnie is to be believed, then at minimum they lost ~16% of their herd if they actually had around 180 head at the time. Considering the fact that all of their alpacas were rescues, I'm willing to bet that not one of those animals were quarantined to prevent parasite and disease spread. Compound possible worms/disease with subpar feed all year-round and no quarantine, and yeah, that's how you kill animals with poor choices.

Making poor decisions is part of the game when starting out, but there are a few management rules you always follow to prevent this high a number of deaths from happening: don't go over capacity on your pasture, quarantine all new comers, provide quality feed, do a broad range worm panel each year, and keep your shit clean.

And most importantly don't bite off more than you can chew. If i had a herd of 10 sheep and lost 20% that's only 2 animals. Regrettable, but manageable and part of the learning process. Bump that up to 100 and now I've lost 20 sheep, I'm down hundreds, if not thousands of dollars of investment, which means less income and money to feed and care for the remaining 80.

In short: no, it is not a normal part of running a ranch to lose that many animals in a single season, and it speaks magnitudes towards the tranches husbandry skills and foresight that they allowed something like this to happen.
 
Every time I see Penny I remember how... basic arse man these people are. If you just presented footage of these guys without telling the viewers they were trans, I imagine most Twitter ghouls would clock them as sketchy Waco esque white dudes.

The only one who vaguely passed was Bonnie and that is because he looked like a fat bitch.

The rest are obvious men, even if skinny or fat, breast implants or long haired.

No wonder Penny can convince some to toil for titty skittles.
 
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This man always trying to stop me at the gas station to ask for a smoke/joint/five dollars for gas money cos he got kids baby 'pacas in the car that broke down 3 miles away and he just got back from Iraq please help
 
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It’s very cross cultural.
Anywhere which poverty has persisted through generations seem to develop it.

That is completely understandable tbh. You never want to throw something away because a) it is bound to have a part which you can use to keep another appliance working or repurpose to make something you need. Even just sheet metal is valuable. Necessity is the mother of invention.
And b) it costs money to haul stuff away and dispose of it.
Keeping things tidy is way down your list of priorities. Hoarding is a hard habit to break, generationally.

The tranchers don’t have that excuse. They are middle class. They never repair anything. They are just lazy, stoned, incompetent, and used to having other people (parents, partners, volunteers) pick up after them.
 
Holy shit, they really did name Pepe the Vicuna after Pepé Le Pew! :story:
[See the first few seconds]
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Here's Pepé Le Pew for context:
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Imagine if a TERF wrote a novel in which a gang of transwomen had a pet animal they affectionately named after Pepe le Pew, and laughed at it breaking into the female enclosure to harass the animals there. On a property in which the males were allowed to inhabit the actual residence, while the female serfs were only permitted to live in unheated menstrual huts. That TERF would be accused of over-the-top transphobia.
 
Imagine if a TERF wrote a novel in which a gang of transwomen had a pet animal they affectionately named after Pepe le Pew, and laughed at it breaking into the female enclosure to harass the animals there. On a property in which the males were allowed to inhabit the actual residence, while the female serfs were only permitted to live in unheated menstrual huts. That TERF would be accused of over-the-top transphobia.

Well the males in this case are actually “true and honest females” and those female serfs are in fact “males who menstruate” so it sounds perfectly rational to separate them.

Especially if their negative male ovulation cycle energies anger the Pepe Le Pew.
 
Imagine if a TERF wrote a novel in which a gang of transwomen had a pet animal they affectionately named after Pepe le Pew, and laughed at it breaking into the female enclosure to harass the animals there. On a property in which the males were allowed to inhabit the actual residence, while the female serfs were only permitted to live in unheated menstrual huts. That TERF would be accused of over-the-top transphobia.

So, a slightly more tame version of Manhunt?
 
How frustrating; they had it all handed to them and wasted it by being addicted to plastic toys and porn.
This is where you may have a slight misconception.
They are not failed cultists, they are just cultists of the trans religion.
Their failure is a beautiful communion which allows them to remain victims and beg for manna for their daily bread.

Their entire lives will be spent in supplication of their view of the ideal female/male body which they will never achieve, and the porn and toys are the fetishes (both definitions apply) utilized for this worship.
 
This is where you may have a slight misconception.
They are not failed cultists, they are just cultists of the trans religion.
Their failure is a beautiful communion which allows them to remain victims and beg for manna for their daily bread.

Their entire lives will be spent in supplication of their view of the ideal female/male body which they will never achieve, and the porn and toys are the fetishes (both definitions apply) utilized for this worship.
They truly are like monks who isolate themselves, ask for money, meditate on their practice, and never touch women.


If you want to be more precise, I would say they're a failed guru supplying cult, where the guru and the select elite leech off their followers for what they need. Successful ones can accumulate tons of wealth and not have donation and financial down periods like the tranch, and can retain members or ask them to work in the outside world for them to pull in more money. Penny just doesn't have the charisma or the brains needed, nor did the Mendozer (because I'm 90% sure he still wants a group of asskissers).
 
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