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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Alpacas here are often sheared in October, little before it's winter in South Peru (Nov-Mar), going from 24ºC/75ºF to -3ºC/35ºF (night) and Alpacas can live well in -20ºC/-4ºF. So, imagine HOW BADLY they were treated if they died in the cold. This is like a cactus dying for not getting water.

Fat troon antifa commune which lacks experience to tend to exotic animals.

What could go wrong?

There troons risk prison for animal cruelty and neglect.

I'd prefer troons in ditches instead of alpacas. Alpacas are intelligent and capable of conversation. Unlike troons.
 
"Never thought I'd agree with Bonnie" holy shit I love how much they all openly hate each other, I didn't even realize Wedge had beef with Bonnie, that's hilarious. Wedge hates Kevin too right? I seem to remember some sub-highschool-tier breakup drama there. After only a few years of this utopian experiment in trans sisterhood they're all shattered into mutually hostile factions of two or three troons each. It's almost as if a subculture that embraces performative victimhood, purity testing, blame casting, and witch hunting is inherently socially atomizing and self-destructive! Or as if internet-forged bonds of mutual deviance and identity posturing aren't as resilient as real friendships! It's almost like none of them truly gave a shit about the supposed cause of helping twans wimmin in cwisis and it was all an ego project for insane narcissists! But of course that can't be true because it would mean those transphobic fruit farmers were right again...
 
I second really wanting to know what Wedge is talking about here. Reading this thread and not Kevin's (I'm sorry, his nonstop fhsjsjdjf'ing hornyposts are more repulsive than straight-up amhole) means that last I heard of Wedge, he was the clown larger with a cheese wedge dick who blew out his asshole and had basically gotten Kevin to buy him a plane ticket before ghosting him with some other fuckbuddy.
He barely even spent more than a day or two on the Tranch because he was hilariously off somewhere else fucking someone else; what could they possibly have done to 'ruin his life'?

While it is most likely him just jumping on the bandwagon because he is still bitter about Kevvie, it could be that Kevvie didn’t pay him for the “sex” they had so wedge’s pimp gave him the back of his hand, then relegated him from bottom bitch to glory hole bitch.
 
I honestly put this up with Trump's taxes in terms of how much I care, which means I really don't think it's such a big deal.

Does the death rate seem high? Yes. But I am just a faggot that was raised in suburbia and I am sure most here are similar or raised in the city.

My best guess is that on ranches, animals die. Perhaps it's a disease, not enough water, too much heat, old age, predators, etc. But again, animals die on a farm. If one of us lives in a rural area perhaps they can ask a ranch hand how many animals just flat out died during their time working?

Honestly, this is nothing bigger than 90 chickens dying on a factory farm and the Sheriff will give it the same response which is doing nothing.
 
"Never thought I'd agree with Bonnie" holy shit I love how much they all openly hate each other, I didn't even realize Wedge had beef with Bonnie, that's hilarious. Wedge hates Kevin too right? I seem to remember some sub-highschool-tier breakup drama there. After only a few years of this utopian experiment in trans sisterhood they're all shattered into mutually hostile factions of two or three troons each. It's almost as if a subculture that embraces performative victimhood, purity testing, blame casting, and witch hunting is inherently socially atomizing and self-destructive! Or as if internet-forged bonds of mutual deviance and identity posturing aren't as resilient as real friendships! It's almost like none of them truly gave a shit about the supposed cause of helping twans wimmin in cwisis and it was all an ego project for insane narcissists! But of course that can't be true because it would mean those transphobic fruit farmers were right again...

Wedge was Kevvie’s “girlfriend”, quote marks indicating both girl and loving close relationship are questionable, until Wedge got tired of Kevvie moaning about not getting enough transformers when Wedge was living from John to John and had to sleep in his car.

The other tranch residents seemed to be mistrusting of Wedge probably because wedge is a straight up rentboy hustling his ass and despite all their sex positive bullshit, they knew having an actual prostitute lurking around might cause some problems.

Plus it’s long been suspected that Bonnie Wee Boner disliked Kevvie as Kevvie is a freeloader and useless turd.
Wedge being on the tranch would be a similar situation as the reason he is a rentboy is because he is just as useless.
I doubt the nearest town would provide enough unfussy desperate Johns to utilize Wedges only profitable skill and contribute to the tranch.
 
Troons are narcissists. You can't view "love" and "hate" like a normal person does. There is only "things that are useful to me", "things that are not useful to me" - its very child-like self-oriented thinking.
So I don't think they hate the Alpacas, the alpacas just aren't useful to them right now. But I don't think they resent the alpaca's tying them to the land - if anything they are thankful that the animals make the legal owners evicting them more difficult, letting them extend the grift a little longer.

Much like a child with a pet, the Alpaca's at first were fun and novel and fluffy. And useful for grifting. As time went on, the chores and ignoring the poop until it dried and probably became a not insignificant portion of the dust you see blowing around the sand storm video, knocked the shine off that. So they don't hate the Alpacas, they just wish they didn't have to do chores.
If abandoning the tranch got them into a better financial situation, they'd do it in a minute.
Alpacas despite being cute and cuddly really don’t like being touched. With a herd that size there’s no way there was enough human interaction for them to be comfortable with people.

What you have is people collecting animals like toys because they like the idea of having them and think they are cute, with no ability to actually care for these type of animals nor the number of them. Unfortunately, they likely see them simply as objects and have little to no understanding of what alpacas want or need
 
Alpacas despite being cute and cuddly really don’t like being touched. With a herd that size there’s no way there was enough human interaction for them to be comfortable with people.

What you have is people collecting animals like toys because they like the idea of having them and think they are cute, with no ability to actually care for these type of animals nor the number of them. Unfortunately, they likely see them simply as objects and have little to no understanding of what alpacas want or need

You have just described how sexual and romantic relationships happen involving Troons and narcissists.

It’s no wonder how that emotional bankruptcy is extended to innocent animals.
 
With some luck they are using it for cooking or roasting marshmallows?
If the propane situation is correct as we understand it (their bulk tank got ripped out by the company and they replaced it with a single 100lb bottle) they have no source of heat other than burning shit in the janky looking wood burner we’ve seen in the main house.
So I would agree they’ve been burning the treated decking indoors. Hope those stove door seals are well maintained.
 
So you know literally nothing about the subject but are going to share your ignorance loudly. Thanks.
I have watched videos of environment/ animal welfare activists of conditions on factory farms for chicken and don't care when they have a bag of dead chickens every day. Despite this I still won't vote for mandated fre range chickens. I just don't care about the dead chickens in the bag.

Such is my lack of outrage here.
 
I honestly put this up with Trump's taxes in terms of how much I care, which means I really don't think it's such a big deal.

Does the death rate seem high? Yes. But I am just a faggot that was raised in suburbia and I am sure most here are similar or raised in the city.

My best guess is that on ranches, animals die. Perhaps it's a disease, not enough water, too much heat, old age, predators, etc. But again, animals die on a farm. If one of us lives in a rural area perhaps they can ask a ranch hand how many animals just flat out died during their time working?

Honestly, this is nothing bigger than 90 chickens dying on a factory farm and the Sheriff will give it the same response which is doing nothing.
This genius is comparing handfuls of chickens on mass-produced food farms with thousands of chickens being raised for food (read: to kill) dying

To a bunch of trannies with as much expertise as him running a farm with animals that 1. aren't used for food, 2. are specifically there because they were "saving" them SPECIFICALLY FROM DYING, that they constantly claim are being cared for and loved as individuals by them, and not mass-produced food products for market.

And doesn't see a difference.

Then gives his opinion after saying he has no idea about anything (and further shows it's actually the opposite, he knows incredibly stupid irrelevant information).

Very solid post 10/10 new chief of PETA
 
If the propane situation is correct as we understand it (their bulk tank got ripped out by the company and they replaced it with a single 100lb bottle) they have no source of heat other than burning shit in the janky looking wood burner we’ve seen in the main house.
So I would agree they’ve been burning the treated decking indoors. Hope those stove door seals are well maintained.

That reminds me of when I ventured into squats populated by heroin addicts and runaways.
They would chop up and burn internal doors.

That’s what the tranch is, just a squat on a weird scale.
 
Winter in colorado shouldn't be anything well-fed and healthy alpaca can't handle, shelter or not. They experience worse in the Andes

Denverite here. Can confirm our winters are usually relatively mild considering; snow mainly sticks in the mountains.

Colorado is technically a high desert, plus with being a mile closer to the sun, normally any snow accumulated overnight melts by noon and you don’t need arctic survival gear to get around
 
That reminds me of when I ventured into squats populated by heroin addicts and runaways.
They would chop up and burn internal doors.

That’s what the tranch is, just a squat on a weird scale.
Yet the tranchers are somehow more diseased and on more drugs.

And 41% is WAY higher than the rate of OD from anything let alone heroin.

And street addicts spend thousands of dollars on drugs a month, way more than any of the trannies have ever or could ever make (even collectively).


So they're essentially less-capable, more useless and lower functioning than street heroin addicts (a lot of whom also manage to keep and raise pet dogs for many years)
 
That reminds me of when I ventured into squats populated by heroin addicts and runaways.
They would chop up and burn internal doors.

That’s what the tranch is, just a squat on a weird scale.
And that’s what Paul is going to find once they finally vacate it (of their own will) - floorboards pulled up to burn, copper pipes ripped out and shared hypodermic estrogen needles scattered across the disgusting kitchen.
We’ve all seen what the outside looks like lately, after all…
 
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So you know literally nothing about the subject but are going to share your ignorance loudly. Thanks.
I mean he's being a faggot and disregarding the bit that the difference between a factory farm and 'anarchist commune' ran by trannies. The Ranch was always going to be a failure, just like TransLifeLine. None of the people in charge want to deal with responsibility or work hard for anything really. Farming and ranching are hard fucking jobs, they basically wanted to mooch money off of people and live it up for a bit. They didn't even do the route of doing a farming co-op first or try to learn skills under a nearby farmers (I fucking doubt they'd find someone who'd put up with them).

The humor comes from how they have destroyed the property like niggers and crackheads in public housing while promoting themselves as badass ranchers who know the land. I honestly would be surprised if they don't strip the copper out of the walls before they leave. They created an absolute shithole and we have consistent updates to it. You could do a timelapse with certain photos that cover certain areas.
 
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