Predictions for DSP in 2023

[Viscious Seviper]

Most Likely:
Phil announces big changes to his channel that you will never believe. The big change turns out to be a new hat.
Feasting with the King gets cancelled for being too much work.
Phil claims there are too many new games coming out but decides to do another playthrough of Bugsnax.

Thats not a prediction, he does that every other day. Kek.

 

[Iron Father]

or its confirmed she left years ago.

And went where? Who would take that fat mongoloid in?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I put it in the may or may not exist telegram but I'll put it here too:
what I think will happen:
1. Dave will continue to be lukewarm sludge for a bunch of room temperature iq having retards and furfags running multiple sock puppets
what I'd like to see happen that would be a one in a million:
1. Dave's mom dies of cancer from the years of smoking and it's long, painful and expensive because insurance doesn't cover the smoking so all that money Dave's expecting to get for an inheritance is poof gone with the wind.
2.Dave's dad from the grief checks out on life and gets put into a crooked home that bilks him out of the rest of the money ala Better Call Saul
3. Derish accidentally copy pastes one of his intended tweets into Dave's chat about how pornstar X's scene involving black dicks, vomit and an enema is his favorite porn of all of eight days.

 

[&igrewintoribbons]

Most Likely:
- Phil pivots to do more "react"/current event khantent in an effort to avoid playing certain games/be fucking lazy/play more WWE
- More retard JewTubers turn their attention to Phil after the whole cr1tikal/interview shit, in an effort to win that illustrious interview or eXpoSEEE Phil, leading into more rant/react content to feed into his laziness as stated above
- Phil, continuing the peak of his mid-life crisis, will go shoulder into the wheel on WWE Champions and eclipse 500k in spending

Optimistic/outlandish:
- Leanna or Khet drop a tell-all video
- Phil becomes progressively degenerate throughout the year, ending 2023 with collections of gin bottles full of piss behind him, take-out boxes surrounding his setup
- Heart attack or severe gout attack on stream

 

[Burl McMillan]

My top predictions:
1) big announcement level one podcast will evahlve from just being a gaming news and recent Phil events to a more general variety style show, call it "level one show" which will feature react-style content, political commentary-style content, and a mini ask the king-style replacing the day stream

2) some form of medical emergency either real or exaggerated leading to a save Phil fundraiser

3) a new massive whale that swings his dick around and actually takes advantage of the power he'll have over Phil

 

[Little Duck]

He plays with his dick in from of the camera. Again.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Prediction:
1. Nothing really changes, all stays the same.
2. 10% decline in average viewers on his stream
3. Monthly average income drops to 9k.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Well nobody predicted trying to take the tips rewards away from the dents

 

[Jasper2K]

Low hanging fruit:
1. DSP will NOT get a job
2. DSP will NOT pay his taxes
3. DSP will revise history multiple times.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Who had:
1) Toxic stream streak
2) Cat exploitation streak

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Outlandish: Phil will finally collect all the Egyptian taint cards and summon Puddzodia: The ever throbbing to destroy

Spoiler

his gouty bunghole. Puddzodia will promptly die leaving the universe unprotected.

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

Well nobody predicted trying to take the tips rewards away from the dents

He doesn't want to, and he won't. He just wants the retards to scream so next time someone says "hey phil you fat retard why are you dressed like Chris Chan" he can blame it on the fans and how much they love it.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

3. DSP and LTG meet in Phil's only SF6 stream. Somehow, the match ends with both parties ragequitting.

You have no idea how much I want this.

3. His YouTube account gets hacked by a detractor.

You'd think this would have happened by now. If anyone ever does, try to check for his privated videos. This retard surely kept a few ones with Leanna.

Edit - Bonus Outlandish:

Jenna makes her way to Renton to confront DSP, the child molester that married her sister, and ends up living with them for a short spell - with disastrous ending.

Jenna is a crazy crack whore. Maybe tractors can incept her into doing it? I mean, how hard can it be. A detractor already fucked her

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Predictions for Philip Paul Burnell in 2023

I don't think anything of note will happen this year. I think Phil will continue to sink into his mental illness and paranoia about the trolls and being borderline agoraphobic. I think the usual suspect whales will keep him making a healthy 100k+ salary a year while he continues to robustly waste it on WWE Champions. We're still a good half decade away from the foreclosure saga (maybe more honestly) and Kat isn't going to leave him until he's evicted.

 

[Interesting Times]

1. Phil gets a visit from the IRS for alleged tax fraud and manages to slip away from legal repercussions like the experienced pigroach he is.

2. Kat makes an appearance on stream either for some mundane shit or to yell at him about their dwindling finances.

3. Phil proceeds to splurge thousands of dollars into whatever redneck wrestling gacha game he's into.

Optional Impossible Prediction;
DSP becomes an IP2 streamer

 

[Near]

Given his rap sheet after the IRS, my prediction is he's going to come close to being arrested by the feds, but luckily for ol' Phil Burnell the entire US government will collapse a few hours before the bust. He'll then triumphantly go on stream and deny everything as INSANE troll theories as usual.

 

[Crooked 16th]

1. He phases out the glasses and adds something stupid to replace them.
2. He reacts to something Tevin has made
3. A new OMM appears out of nowhere

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Most likely:
1. DSP will not change and will continue being the same unlikable asshat he's been since the very beginning.
2. Khet will NOT make an appearance on stream.
3. DSP will beg hardcore for money.

Kinda likely:
1. DSP gets scammed out of some new deal / partnership / revenue stream and blames da trolls for it.
2. He gets angry at Jasper and throws something only to hit the TV and break it.
3. DSP loses more of his hair and just slicks it back to hide how much he's lost.

Probably not going to happen:
1. DSP gets a real job.
2. Khet moves out and finds another sucker.
3. Jenna moves in instead.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

1. DSPGaming gets strikes and Phil can't stream. Youtube changed their rules again recently to crack down more with their senseless algorithm and ban people for saying naughty terms against protected folks. Phil doesn't even need to do anything to get struck and have old videos wiped, it has to happen eventually. No matter how Phil babbles about how he's changed, he'll never be ad friendly for Silicon Valley.

2. Phil's income continues to slowly dwindle to under $100k/year. General belief based on everyone's expendable income shrinking. Not that it should be a relevant loss, but every dollar matters to a shitty mobile game addict.

3. Huge Kat rant. Least likely, but something has to give here. We know Kat looks like a fat ugly boy now, and Phil's "health" focus is long gone with him slowly putting on weight. He can't be happy with their arrangement.

 

[myone]

I'm predicting some kind of tech crisis. Maybe the "I need a new PC" arc will continue or his xbox will finally explode. I'm also counting anything else maintenance related: Pipes in abandoned bathroom explode and flood the house.