Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

Pit Viper Salesman said:
Guess I’m going to have to check the court records tonight…

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In what world did Vicky think it was necessary to announce this? I'm sure he's aware of the swatting menaces, what a fucking joke. The moment this kid hopefully moves out, he'll probably get swatted by those sick freaks.
 
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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
I'm not sure. IIRC he did have to take some sort of drug and alcohol test the day of before being allowed to see the young'un. Maybe a breathalyzer the day of? But that's only good for alcohol. Anyone else know what's a faster/easier test blood or urine?
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Urine. You can buy pretty broad spectrum drug test kits from the pharmacy OTC whereas a blood test requires a blood draw and laboratory analysis.
 
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Pit Viper Salesman said:
Guess I’m going to have to check the court records tonight…

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I never understood how there could be long running blood feuds between families until now. The Vickers and Ralphs are now destined to do this dance for all of eternity. Little Rozy and Xander will create entire broods going after each other for our entertainment. An endless bounty of corn for all future generations of kiwifarmers.
 
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TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo said:
Holy fuck the rest of his children are turning into lolcows of their own. Could this be the first lolbrood?
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Only if the kid also posted it. Pretty sure anyone related has a valid cause of action, and serving process isn't lolcow behavior, it's just what you have to do. As of now, it's just Vickers cowing out.
 
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AnOminous said:
Only if the kid also posted it. Pretty sure anyone related has a valid cause of action, and serving process isn't lolcow behavior, it's just what you have to do. As of now, it's just Vickers cowing out.
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But what about the "naughty" Santa hat?
 
Tiger Jack said:
So how much time does Ralph have left on his suspended sentence? It's gotta be up soon, right?
You can run out the clock Ralph, I believe in you!
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Janurary 6 2023 is when it runs out. Though there has been talk about crimes that he's been charged of during that time that have yet to be tried still being applicable as far as tripping that suspended sentence.
 
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Tiger Jack said:
So how much time does Ralph have left on his suspended sentence? It's gotta be up soon, right?
You can run out the clock Ralph, I believe in you!
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Ends this week chronologically but I'm not sure what happens if he is convicted of a crime committed within the suspended sentence, after its termination.

Either way I'm sensing some a hollerin.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Ends this week chronologically but I'm not sure what happens if he is convicted of a crime committed within the suspended sentence, after its termination.

Either way I'm sensing some a hollerin.
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Here's hoping. Ralph actually facing some consequences for his actions would just be the cherry on top of his shit thumbed sundae he's made for himself.
 
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Mynameisdark said:
If Ralph is convicted of a crime during his suspended sentence, considering the lengths he went to avoid process, could a judge give him the whole year?

I want the kino juxtaposition of him jiggling in his car last January to county lock up. God's Plan!
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Well, it's a misdemeanor. So if he was revoked he would receive a "year" but he would also get good time credit for every day he's in jail (2 for 1 is standard, 3 for 1 if he has a trustee job).
Assuming he didn't get any credit for the time out on the street he would be looking at 4-6 months of actual time served.
Ultimately it would be a gay inconvenience but not exactly the epic downfall the delusional A-Logs think it is
 
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Derpy said:
It’s been a while since I have seen anyone talk about his lawsuit involving the guy who Ethan hit when he totaled his car.
What’s the situation with that?
Is it just another reason he is in Mexico right now?
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The trained courtroom operator manhandled the lawsuit and the black guy he hit is now his slave by law.
 
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Guntichrist said:
Well, it's a misdemeanor. So if he was revoked he would receive a "year" but he would also get good time credit for every day he's in jail (2 for 1 is standard, 3 for 1 if he has a trustee job).
Assuming he didn't get any credit for the time out on the street he would be looking at 4-6 months of actual time served.
Ultimately it would be a gay inconvenience but not exactly the epic downfall the delusional A-Logs think it is
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Yeah it would be the opposite of bad for him. Last time he was in jail, he came out guntless and almost human looking
 
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