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We all know that Professional Wrestling has become pozzed in recent years, with more emphasis on pushing people for checkmarking some sort of diversity point, as opposed to their actual abilities. It's why everyone thinks Wrestling is gay now, joining in the people who already thought it was gay beforehand, well i'm about to show you that its about to get even gayer, as we enter the world of Indie Wrestling.
You think that WWE and AEW are pozzed? You haven't seen the Indie scene. There's all kinds of degenerates that exist in the world of Indie Wrestling that haven't made their way into the major leagues (Not yet at least), and they do all kinds of degenerate shit from making wrestlers suck on dildos to HIV-infected needle matches. But there's one wrestler that has really stood out to me, someone who really shows how far Professional Wrestling has fallen, and that is the man who calls himself "The Protagonist of Pro Wrestling", Kidd Bandit.
Origin Story
Joey Nuguid, the future Kidd Bandit, was born in the Philippines before moving to the United States as a kid. When he was young, and before he became a wrestler, Joey was a fat fuck who really did not give a shit about his appearance at all, and he also had interests in creating video games and anime.
He first tried creating anime video games under the name sephmon through the website JaBub games in the late 2010s. The lack of passion he had in making video games though kept him from accomplishing this dream.
Joey had also previously served in the US army at one point. According to him he served at Fort Bragg and Fort Rich, tried out for special forces but got cut pretty early, worked as a paratrooper, but for the most part did janitorial work cleaning bathrooms and getting coffee for the higher ups.
But another dream that Joey had was that he wanted to becoming a professional wrestler though, ever since he played WWF Smackdown 2 for the PS1, and with the help of Cody Rhodes's Nightmare Factory, the Santino Bros Wrestling School, and DDP Yoga, he would lose the weight and use his interest in anime to create a new character that we see here.
Now at first glance you can already tell that the dude is just some autist with his rainbow colored hair and his girly makeup, but I'm gonna tell you it's going to get even worse when you see even more of the pictures that he takes, and we will also see how he puts his cosplaying into his wrestling character.
Cosplaying/Onlyfans
See in the world of Indie Wrestling you don't get paid a lot, you usually get paid enough to eat expired dog food and drink cat piss, so a lot of these people end up taking second jobs in order to pay the bills at their house. Kidd Bandit has his own side hustle though. See he decided to buy himself a fake set of boobs, and he decided to use his new boobs to appeal to those horny simps online in order to make some money alongside a SHIT ton of face filters. Do I think it's worth it? Probably not as HRT does damaging effects to the body, but he clearly doesn't give a shit as it makes him enough money to pay the bills I guess. I You're probably wondering though what's his wrestling career like, and is he any good, well lets look and see how his wrestling is.
Wrestling Career
Kidd Bandit hasn't been involved with Wrestling very long, he's only been around wrestling since 2021, but since then he's managed to get involved with some prominent people out there, from famous lolcow Jim Sterling to even names like John Morrison, Kidd Bandit has managed to feud with all sorts of people in the indie scene. He even managed to get 2 matches on AEW Dark, however with Cody out of the company it seems like he won't be in there again anytime soon. Here's an example of his style of wrestling. it's as bad as you expect it to be from a indie wrestler. An Indie Wrestler who by the way cosplays when he's fighting in the ring just as much as he's making his videos.
www.youtube.com
www.youtube.com
Kidd Bandit The Musician
Kidd Bandit is more than just a wrestler and an onlyfans star, he's also a musician. Joey grew up listening to 2000s post-punk buttrock and thrasher music, so naturally this is the kind of music that Joey decided to have us enjoy, not just by having covers of classics, but also his own original music, here take a listen.
Social Media Bullshit
What really interests me the most about this guy is how much he tries to prop himself up on Social Media whether it be by hosting Reddit AMAs.
Crying whenever he gets called a Groomer like all fucked up people, although I would say he was probably groomed rather than being a Groomer.
Making Fucked up situations all about himself, for example with the Buff Bagwell situation where it was revealed that the Progressive stuff Buff was saying on a private twitter account was actually ran by a registered Sex Offender.
Making full blown replies on Youtube whenever someone says he was groomed by AEW's token tranny wrestler Nyla Rose.
Of course non-stop fucking whining on twitter about how those evil transphobes keep calling him a manipulative person.
And also in the same style as Brianna Wu he believes that he's the most bullied person in all of Indie Wrestling.
Reception to his Wrestling
Of course because he's part of the LGBT Kidd Bandit gets propped up ratings over the fear of getting cancelled, wrestlers will praise him and so will many fans, but even still there are many people who are willing to criticize this faggot for who he really is, and what better place to find it than the Autistic German Smark capital of the World, Cagematch. I think this autist right here pretty much sums up what people are afraid to say about Kidd Bandit.
Trooning Out
After doing the whole femboy schtick for a while, Joey decided to finally troon out in late 2023, changing his name to Aveline and getting breast implants and also apparently a brazilian butt lift from February-June of 2024, with plans on getting penis removal in Thailand at somepoint soon. Time will tell how that surgery will turn out (if it even happens), but it's most likely not going to turn out well.
Supposedly the whole reason why Joey trooned out is because of an incident in 2021 where some thug tried to kill Joey and he pointed a gun at the dude and despite the whole incident clearing up Joey got so stressed out that he trooned out as a result.
Ex-Fiancee
So apparently this dude had managed to get himself a girl to get engaged to him in August 2022, seems like some basic e-girl looking for attention, as she started camwhoring as early as a week after she turned 18. Despite Kidd Bandit constantly gets into orgies with other women and trooning out, and his girl doing camwhoring shit, these two managed to stay together until June 12, 2025, when Joey went on a rant about romance and how he loved someone but they didn't show the love back, implying that she had left him, likely as a result of him wanting to get his dick chopped off.
Needless to say despite saying that he will never get over losing his fiancee, Joey very quickly decided to get in his usual threesomes in order to cope.
The Future
Obviously things are not looking good for Kidd Bandit when you look at what's in store for him. AEW doesn't have any plans for him thanks to Cody running over to WWE and Tony Khan not wanting to handle a PR Nightmare if someone ends up misgendering him, and I think the he would also be a major PR nightmare for WWE as well. Add in the fact that at 27 years old his body is ruined due to the huge amounts of HRT he has taken along with the fact that he has been regaining that weight that he has lost only a few years ago, and you can see that things will not turn out well for this guy when he hits 40, well that is if he even manages to hit 40.
Social Media Links
Threads - https://www.threads.net/@kiddbanditpro
Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/kiddbanditpro.bsky.social
Twitter - https://twitter.com/kiddbanditpro [A]
Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/KiddBanditPro/
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/kiddbanditpro [A]
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kiddbanditpro
ProWrestlingTees - https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/kiddbanditpro
Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@kiddbandit6074
Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/Kiddbanditpro (under review by Patreon mods)
Venmo - https://account.venmo.com/u/kiddbanditpro
Cashapp - https://cash.app/$kiddbanditpro
Old Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/kawaiimfer
RPGMaker - https://forums.rpgmakerweb.com/index.php?members/sephmon.131403/#about
Old Twitter -
web.archive.org
Old video game website -
[A]
Old Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/JabubGames
Old Voices Account - https://www.voices.com/profile/sephngd [A]
Old 9Gag Account -
9gag.com
[A]
Old YouTube Profile -
Old SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/captainwaffleywaffle-w-waffleton-iii
Old Instagram Account - https://www.instagram.com/count.dracoola/
Old Gmail Account - Sephngd@gmail.com
Ex-Fiancee's Social Media Accounts
Twitter:https://x.com/deathcoredeity
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deathcoredeity/ [A]
SpaceHey (PURE EYE CANCER): https://spacehey.com/deathcoredeity [A]
Blog: https://blog.spacehey.com/deathcoredeity [A]
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@deathcoredeity
Mercari: https://www.mercari.com/u/769847374/
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You think that WWE and AEW are pozzed? You haven't seen the Indie scene. There's all kinds of degenerates that exist in the world of Indie Wrestling that haven't made their way into the major leagues (Not yet at least), and they do all kinds of degenerate shit from making wrestlers suck on dildos to HIV-infected needle matches. But there's one wrestler that has really stood out to me, someone who really shows how far Professional Wrestling has fallen, and that is the man who calls himself "The Protagonist of Pro Wrestling", Kidd Bandit.
Origin Story
Joey Nuguid, the future Kidd Bandit, was born in the Philippines before moving to the United States as a kid. When he was young, and before he became a wrestler, Joey was a fat fuck who really did not give a shit about his appearance at all, and he also had interests in creating video games and anime.
He first tried creating anime video games under the name sephmon through the website JaBub games in the late 2010s. The lack of passion he had in making video games though kept him from accomplishing this dream.
Joey had also previously served in the US army at one point. According to him he served at Fort Bragg and Fort Rich, tried out for special forces but got cut pretty early, worked as a paratrooper, but for the most part did janitorial work cleaning bathrooms and getting coffee for the higher ups.
But another dream that Joey had was that he wanted to becoming a professional wrestler though, ever since he played WWF Smackdown 2 for the PS1, and with the help of Cody Rhodes's Nightmare Factory, the Santino Bros Wrestling School, and DDP Yoga, he would lose the weight and use his interest in anime to create a new character that we see here.
Now at first glance you can already tell that the dude is just some autist with his rainbow colored hair and his girly makeup, but I'm gonna tell you it's going to get even worse when you see even more of the pictures that he takes, and we will also see how he puts his cosplaying into his wrestling character.
Cosplaying/Onlyfans
See in the world of Indie Wrestling you don't get paid a lot, you usually get paid enough to eat expired dog food and drink cat piss, so a lot of these people end up taking second jobs in order to pay the bills at their house. Kidd Bandit has his own side hustle though. See he decided to buy himself a fake set of boobs, and he decided to use his new boobs to appeal to those horny simps online in order to make some money alongside a SHIT ton of face filters. Do I think it's worth it? Probably not as HRT does damaging effects to the body, but he clearly doesn't give a shit as it makes him enough money to pay the bills I guess. I You're probably wondering though what's his wrestling career like, and is he any good, well lets look and see how his wrestling is.
Wrestling Career
Kidd Bandit hasn't been involved with Wrestling very long, he's only been around wrestling since 2021, but since then he's managed to get involved with some prominent people out there, from famous lolcow Jim Sterling to even names like John Morrison, Kidd Bandit has managed to feud with all sorts of people in the indie scene. He even managed to get 2 matches on AEW Dark, however with Cody out of the company it seems like he won't be in there again anytime soon. Here's an example of his style of wrestling. it's as bad as you expect it to be from a indie wrestler. An Indie Wrestler who by the way cosplays when he's fighting in the ring just as much as he's making his videos.
Pro Wrestling but it's Tekken
Kidd Bandit vs Jack Evans Hollywood, CA#prowrestling #anime #martialarts Pandemonium Pro
www.youtube.com
Jim Sterling Double Choke Slams Simon Miller & Kidd Bandit
www.youtube.com
Kidd Bandit The Musician
Kidd Bandit is more than just a wrestler and an onlyfans star, he's also a musician. Joey grew up listening to 2000s post-punk buttrock and thrasher music, so naturally this is the kind of music that Joey decided to have us enjoy, not just by having covers of classics, but also his own original music, here take a listen.
Social Media Bullshit
What really interests me the most about this guy is how much he tries to prop himself up on Social Media whether it be by hosting Reddit AMAs.
Crying whenever he gets called a Groomer like all fucked up people, although I would say he was probably groomed rather than being a Groomer.
Making Fucked up situations all about himself, for example with the Buff Bagwell situation where it was revealed that the Progressive stuff Buff was saying on a private twitter account was actually ran by a registered Sex Offender.
Making full blown replies on Youtube whenever someone says he was groomed by AEW's token tranny wrestler Nyla Rose.
Of course non-stop fucking whining on twitter about how those evil transphobes keep calling him a manipulative person.
And also in the same style as Brianna Wu he believes that he's the most bullied person in all of Indie Wrestling.
Reception to his Wrestling
Of course because he's part of the LGBT Kidd Bandit gets propped up ratings over the fear of getting cancelled, wrestlers will praise him and so will many fans, but even still there are many people who are willing to criticize this faggot for who he really is, and what better place to find it than the Autistic German Smark capital of the World, Cagematch. I think this autist right here pretty much sums up what people are afraid to say about Kidd Bandit.
Trooning Out
After doing the whole femboy schtick for a while, Joey decided to finally troon out in late 2023, changing his name to Aveline and getting breast implants and also apparently a brazilian butt lift from February-June of 2024, with plans on getting penis removal in Thailand at somepoint soon. Time will tell how that surgery will turn out (if it even happens), but it's most likely not going to turn out well.
Supposedly the whole reason why Joey trooned out is because of an incident in 2021 where some thug tried to kill Joey and he pointed a gun at the dude and despite the whole incident clearing up Joey got so stressed out that he trooned out as a result.
Ex-Fiancee
So apparently this dude had managed to get himself a girl to get engaged to him in August 2022, seems like some basic e-girl looking for attention, as she started camwhoring as early as a week after she turned 18. Despite Kidd Bandit constantly gets into orgies with other women and trooning out, and his girl doing camwhoring shit, these two managed to stay together until June 12, 2025, when Joey went on a rant about romance and how he loved someone but they didn't show the love back, implying that she had left him, likely as a result of him wanting to get his dick chopped off.
Needless to say despite saying that he will never get over losing his fiancee, Joey very quickly decided to get in his usual threesomes in order to cope.
The Future
Obviously things are not looking good for Kidd Bandit when you look at what's in store for him. AEW doesn't have any plans for him thanks to Cody running over to WWE and Tony Khan not wanting to handle a PR Nightmare if someone ends up misgendering him, and I think the he would also be a major PR nightmare for WWE as well. Add in the fact that at 27 years old his body is ruined due to the huge amounts of HRT he has taken along with the fact that he has been regaining that weight that he has lost only a few years ago, and you can see that things will not turn out well for this guy when he hits 40, well that is if he even manages to hit 40.
Social Media Links
Threads - https://www.threads.net/@kiddbanditpro
Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/kiddbanditpro.bsky.social
Twitter - https://twitter.com/kiddbanditpro [A]
Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/KiddBanditPro/
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/kiddbanditpro [A]
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kiddbanditpro
ProWrestlingTees - https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/kiddbanditpro
Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@kiddbandit6074
Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/Kiddbanditpro (under review by Patreon mods)
Venmo - https://account.venmo.com/u/kiddbanditpro
Cashapp - https://cash.app/$kiddbanditpro
Old Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/kawaiimfer
RPGMaker - https://forums.rpgmakerweb.com/index.php?members/sephmon.131403/#about
Old Twitter -
Wayback Machine
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Old Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/JabubGames
Old Voices Account - https://www.voices.com/profile/sephngd [A]
Old 9Gag Account -
Joey Nuguid - 9GAG
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Old YouTube Profile -
Old SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/captainwaffleywaffle-w-waffleton-iii
Old Instagram Account - https://www.instagram.com/count.dracoola/
Old Gmail Account - Sephngd@gmail.com
Ex-Fiancee's Social Media Accounts
Twitter:https://x.com/deathcoredeity
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deathcoredeity/ [A]
SpaceHey (PURE EYE CANCER): https://spacehey.com/deathcoredeity [A]
Blog: https://blog.spacehey.com/deathcoredeity [A]
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@deathcoredeity
Mercari: https://www.mercari.com/u/769847374/
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