The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Pedophobe]

Depends if they got a free shed for him to set up a troonshine mill and catboy cages.

I've helped to bury30-50 catboys in my time at the tranch. The biggest chunk after receiving 90+ in the winter of 2023, they mostly died as the following spring rolled around.

 

[RabiesTheRedneck]

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This isn't a ranch, it's an open air animal death camp with worse conditions than actual concentration camps used for genocide, and I mean that with zero exaggeration.

The images below depict a concentration camp for Bosnians during the Yugoslav wars, one which, unlike Auschwitz and other German camps, had zero facilities designed for human habitation. This was objectively worse than the conditions that Jews under Nazi rule were kept in.

Note the greenery, note the fact they have an actual shelter (even if for animals). The Alpacas in question have none of this. Furthermore, the survival rates of even these camps were not as low 60% (that we know of).
To compare the Tranch to a concentration camp is charitable, considering the fact these animals are living in conditions akin to the open-air death camps German POWs were kept in after WWII, killing upwards of a million of them.

Now, let's compare this to the Ridgefield Alpaca ranch. Here you can see everything the Tranch lacks. Greenery, space, proper fencing, proper wool maintenance, appropriate structures in the background, and above all, the implication of proper feed as given by the healthy build.

Whenever they accuse you of being a transphobe, fascist, nazi, etc., just remember that these stinkditches, your average marxist, are more morally depraved to innocent animals than actual fascist war criminals were to those they deemed unworthy of life. If this is how they treat their "beloved" animals, imagine how they would treat you chuds or your loved ones if they were to possess the power they crave and the competency they claim to have.
When people tell you who they are, believe them.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Dammit, Mandozer, we were told there would be cupcakes receipts. Your shit is weak.

Those photos of Phil look like outtakes from a low budget cellphone-filmed reboot of Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. With Phil as Mad Maxine, savior/antagonist of the mutants of the wasteland. Tagline uttered by Sidechew Phil: "Two alpacas enter, no alpaca leaves."

 

[AMHOLIO]

When people tell you who they are, believe them.

Nice try secret troon, you won't fool me into thinking they're wimmin!

 

[Blaster]

Depends if they got a free shed for him to set up a troonshine mill and catboy cages.

They've already proven that they can't grow anything, I don't think there's any hope of them growing soy.

--On that note, the US government subsidizes soy farming. That may have been potentially profitable.

 

[FinnSven]

Dammit, Mandozer, we were told there would be cupcakes receipts. Your shit is weak.

Those photos of Phil look like outtakes from a low budget cellphone-filmed reboot of Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. With Phil as Mad Maxine, savior/antagonist of the mutants of the wasteland. Tagline uttered by Sidechew Phil: "Two alpacas enter, no alpaca leaves."

Penny keeping Kevvie and Jen in the way he does does have a horrifying post apocalyptic vibe to it.

One crazy prepper on a crazy prepper documentary predicted that as in certain post apocalyptic situations women would become rare and would outnumbered by men by a large margin, there would be groups in which forced sexual slavery of the weakest men would take place.

Kevvie and Jen are the weakest and Kevvie in particular really comes off as a prison bitch, as it’s his way to survive when surrounded by more macho and manly men.

 

[Jacob Schiff]

The images below depict a concentration camp for Bosnians during the Yugoslav wars, one which, unlike Auschwitz and other German camps, had zero facilities designed for human habitation.

Seems like a fitting storage space for a bosnian.

 

[AnOminous]

Paul blew his load way too soon without correct PrEP and ended up taking the worst possible route.
He's obviously trying to cover his own ass and others' by vagueposting about serious shit, which does nothing except make his claims look like bullshit to the uninitiated, and reinforce his guilt to those who know.

Meanwhile, he is the only troon who has openly admitted he is responsible for alpaca mass graves. Everyone else can continue to deny the alpacalypse, but he's admitted he's shoveled dozens of alpacas into mass graves, apparently after just deliberately letting them die.

Kevvie and Jen are the weakest and Kevvie in particular really comes off as a prison bitch, as it’s his way to survive when surrounded by more macho and manly men.

Nobody wants those fatass fucks. They'd be fertilizer.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Man, you know how we can see the desolation causes by the tranch from space?

I wonder if we can pinpoint the location of alpaca mass grave from space as well.

 

[White Peach]

Unrelated, but here's a few videos Penny released in the past two weeks. The Tranch wasteland is nothing but dirt, shit, rocks, and garbage.

All those videos look like they were taken last spring given there is no snow and the green grass in the background.

 

[FinnSven]

Meanwhile, he is the only troon who has openly admitted he is responsible for alpaca mass graves. Everyone else can continue to deny the alpacalypse, but he's admitted he's shoveled dozens of alpacas into mass graves, apparently after just deliberately letting them die.

They can, but either they just sat and let it happen or try some bullshit that they didn’t notice.
Either way, they are complicit at the very least.

Nobody wants those fatass fucks. They'd be fertilizer.

It would’t be about wanting them, it’s that they would be used as fleshlights.

 

[Ballsack Pussylips]

Unrelated, but here's a few videos Penny released in the past two weeks. The Tranch wasteland is nothing but dirt, shit, rocks, and garbage.
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Now I'm no expert when it comes to sheep, but are they supposed to have such dirty asses? They all look like they have diarrhea (worms?).

 

[Procopius]

Now I'm no expert when it comes to sheep, but are they supposed to have such dirty asses? They all look like they have diarrhea (worms?).

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No, and it's potentially dangerous. Farmers usually trim (dag is the term) the wool round their ass, because otherwise flies lay their eggs in the clinging on shit, and then the maggots can actually start eating the flesh of the unlucky sheep. They might get away with it in the Colorado mountains because there aren't a lot of flies at that altitude, but it's yet another sign that troons are shit at farming.

Edit: It's called fly strike if you really want to know more. Be prepared for some pictures and videos even more horrific than arm hotdogs.

 

[Salty Squid]

--On that note, the US government subsidizes soy farming. That may have been potentially profitable.

It would've also helped their soil problem since most legumes (including soy) work great as living mulch and help against erosion.

But knowing that would require them to spend time on learning basic agriculture, and why do that when you can be a heckin valid amhole/penisgirl on twitter and e-beg for donations instead?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Stove update. Old tweet but I must have missed it.
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Yes they are running it with the burner missing.

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Is it too much to ask for a gas explosion arc?

 

[Ghostse]

Is it too much to ask for a gas explosion arc?

With the tiny ass propane canister they have now? yes, sadly.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

They truly are like monks who isolate themselves, ask for money, meditate on their practice, and never touch women.


If you want to be more precise, I would say they're a failed guru supplying cult, where the guru and the select elite leech off their followers for what they need. Successful ones can accumulate tons of wealth and not have donation and financial down periods like the tranch, and can retain members or ask them to work in the outside world for them to pull in more money. Penny just doesn't have the charisma or the brains needed, nor did the Mendozer (because I'm 90% sure he still wants a group of asskissers).

One thing I like about the Tranch cult is how they skipped the part where they explained why other people might want to join. They just assumed it was obvious. And it still attracted people to it!

 

[Path Wanderer]

If God or whatever force controls this Earth now scorches the land into oblivion, I guess that would be its way of saying they go -ACK!

Hate to say we’re reaching that stage now. At a terrible price however.

Now I'm no expert when it comes to sheep, but are they supposed to have such dirty asses? They all look like they have diarrhea (worms?).

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Can’t say for certain it’s a sign of diarrhea exactly but it’s a sign they may have not been de wormed or are misfed by the Tranch. If these IRL sneed looking farmers can be believed, leaving this waste unattended to attracts maggots which eat the sheep alive

 

[Vesperus]

Now I'm no expert when it comes to sheep, but are they supposed to have such dirty asses? They all look like they have diarrhea (worms?).

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Ever since man told God to piss off and took over the evolution of sheep, they have been bred for being tasty, having lots of wool, and being utterly retarded.

This means they cannot clean themselves and the shepherd/farmer has to deal with it, usually by trimming the wool from Satan (daggs) but may include washing the woolly morons arse and treating any arse-end infection.

Farming is so glamorous.

The advantage to this is you get an an animal where you can put the outside on your outside, the inside in your inside, it doesn't try and kill you, and you can make money from other people who like the idea of a full stomach and a retarded Christmas sweater.

The disadvantage is, that this is all dependant on you being smarter than the sheep, which is where it all falls apart when troons are involved.

 

[Meiwaku]

I hope anthropologists and archaeologists dig it up in like 2000 years and wonder what the hell happened here? like it's the Tollense valley of alpaca murder

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