Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Muskcarpone]

all yours king

*fake southern accent* Much obliged, m'ladyl

 

[General Disarray]

People in busy households with multiple people (like a shared house situation) will use signs like that (or just a sticky note) to denote which laundry basket has clothes that need to be washed, as opposed to that which is clean and still needs to be folded etc. Why a couple would need that is beyond me, even assuming you're not talking Polissa's household, where it's *all* dirty. No distinctions required!

LOL usually these are magnetic and are used on dishwashers.

Mine is a piece of paper folded into quarters, with "Clean" and "Dirty" written in Sharpie on either side, Held in place with a fridge magnet from my dude's workplace. We are classy over here, let me tell you! Useless for our tin-can princess over here, it'd be as ironic and funny as the 'self-help' decluttering books stacked in a rotting, infested, hoarded house.

A dishwasher is a necessary luxury imo; I lobbied HARD to get it and I love love love it,

Also I am so glad I chose my username, the results are flooded with Butters' sidekick lol.

 

[Ginger_beer]

LOL usually these are magnetic and are used on dishwashers.

Mine is a piece of paper folded into quarters, with "Clean" and "Dirty" written in Sharpie on either side, Held in place with a fridge magnet from my dude's workplace. We are classy over here, let me tell you! Useless for our tin-can princess over here, it'd be as ironic and funny as the 'self-help' decluttering books stacked in a rotting, infested, hoarded house.

A dishwasher is a necessary luxury imo; I lobbied HARD to get it and I love love love it,

Also I am so glad I chose my username, the results are flooded with Butters' sidekick lol.

Hah, dishwashers aren't a common household thing here but washing machines are. Multiple university students sharing a house are also capable of producing a mountain range's worth of dirty clothing in a week. Does Polissa even have a dishwasher to stick those on, or do they go on Joh's forehead? (LOL, optimistic I know. No one in that house washes anything up, which may be part of their twisted rationale for buying those premade things where you can eat out of them (I assume) and throw the container out when you're done.)

 

[scumfuck]

Hah, dishwashers aren't a common household thing here but washing machines are. Multiple university students sharing a house are also capable of producing a mountain range's worth of dirty clothing in a week. Does Polissa even have a dishwasher to stick those on, or do they go on Joh's forehead? (LOL, optimistic I know. No one in that house washes anything up, which may be part of their twisted rationale for buying those premade things where you can eat out of them (I assume) and throw the container out when you're done.)

I've been in shithole apartments that didn't have in-unit washing machines or a dish washer. I highly doubt her hovel has a dishwasher for $700/mo. And if it does, it's probably broken from not rinsing off the dishes first

 

[choccy milk]

Holy shit, y’all. I spent my evening yesterday reading the Tranch thread and missed the fun in here!! Pissa said her family actually calls her Pissa and she likes it

That whole video felt like that one “I’m not owned! I’m not owned!” dril tweet, lmfao.

eta I’m sorry I used an emoji I am on mobile rn it’s a force of habit lmao

 

[Imreallycool]

If it didn't break from not rinsing the dishes first, then it broke from her mysterious electrical issue.
I truly don't know why she would need this when everything she "cooks" comes in its own disposable dish

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I think the reality of how much she's ignored finally hit when Twitter started including views among the publicly-visible stats. I grabbed these two screencaps over a week ago, and forgot about them until now:
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I grabbed these on December 22, by which date virtually everybody who was ever going to see these posts had already seen them. With that many views and so few likes? Yeah, Polissa, your followers (or at least the active, non-bot ones) were seeing you, but they were also ignoring you, because that is absolutely pathetic levels of engagement.

Her TikTok engagement is pretty crap unless she bitches about Baptists, too. Some of her personal tales get comments but she’s very defensive and blocks any slightly critical comments or people that try to help her find government or legal services when she doesn’t just tell them it’s too hard.

Re: her wishlist (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/polis...ls-home-for-wayward-cats.121689/post-14099300 - BIG THANK YOU @Diet Coke 4 Life )

My curiosity was killing me, so I popped open excel and input all the prices that are visible in the screenshots - take a guess at the total dollar amount before you click the spoiler below.

Spoiler: It's a lot

for 185 line items, the total is USD $6491.83 - this doesn't count things that I couldn't see the prices on, so let's just round to $6500!

I hope some billionaire like Bezos decides to donate Polly her whole wishlist, with the condition that she has to keep it all, like a monkey's paw situation. There's so much JUNK on that list it's almost impressive. Does anyone actually like the iridescent kitchen shit? It just looks... Bad.

I can't attach the picture right now, but one of the posters says "the cats have been fed, don't listen to their lies", or something like that. In most cat owners' homes, it would be a bit funny (still tacky tbh). In Pissa's house it seems much more sinister. HAVE they been fed??

Also, be careful with the gaming chairs Pissa! I got one recently and it has a 275 lb weight limit, I don't think that would be sufficient for you.

Fuckin’ hell. I gave you a horrifying due to that tally but you really deserve a Semper Fi. And she has another for the animals!

Hah, dishwashers aren't a common household thing here but washing machines are. Multiple university students sharing a house are also capable of producing a mountain range's worth of dirty clothing in a week. Does Polissa even have a dishwasher to stick those on, or do they go on Joh's forehead? (LOL, optimistic I know. No one in that house washes anything up, which may be part of their twisted rationale for buying those premade things where you can eat out of them (I assume) and throw the container out when you're done.)

Pissa definitely does not have a dishwasher. The rare times she doesn’t throw away dishes because muh ADHD or eat trayed frozen foods she begs for Dawn dish soap to wash them with. I think she’s banking on someone to get her a dishwasher like how one of her relatives got her the stove that’s currently collecting dust and roaches in la casa.

LOL usually these are magnetic and are used on dishwashers.

Mine is a piece of paper folded into quarters, with "Clean" and "Dirty" written in Sharpie on either side, Held in place with a fridge magnet from my dude's workplace. We are classy over here, let me tell you! Useless for our tin-can princess over here, it'd be as ironic and funny as the 'self-help' decluttering books stacked in a rotting, infested, hoarded house.

A dishwasher is a necessary luxury imo; I lobbied HARD to get it and I love love love it,

Also I am so glad I chose my username, the results are flooded with Butters' sidekick lol.

I immediately recognized what it was because we have a dog themed magnet on our dishwasher. Again, she does not have one but Polissa is definitely hoping someone will just give her one. She is also begging for all sorts of furniture, too.

Dishwashers are wonderful and helpful af, especially when you’re living with a family’s worth of people, but she doesn’t cook and there’s only two people in her house anyway. Why does she need a dishwasher for? Ajax is also super good at removing grime for like a quarter of the price of Dawn. It does love to eat your hands, but that’s what gloves are for.

Even if she got a dishwasher I just know she’ll fuck it up, let dishes mold in there for days to weeks, or beg for the most expensive dish soap.

 

[Dnein]

I've seen it written before that Polissa- like so many lolcows- has a certain vision of herself in her head, but utterly no desire to implement it. Having a gorgeous, fully equipped kitchen would prove to herself and the world that she's an amazing cook and an innovator with food. If she had the perfect kitchen she'd be the perfect cook. The fact that she doesn't cook now is everyone else's fault.

That list reminded me of a woman I briefly sharehoused with. She had so many implements to cook food with, there was no space to store or cook food. Every cupboard burst with colourful and expensive kitchen gear, and 90% of it had only ever been used as a cockroach's toilet and a pet hair depository. I don't care how expensive or delightfully shaped your mountain of genuine subscription tupperware is, if you don't use it and it's filthy with animal waste, throw it out. We stayed friends for a few years after I moved out and I even helped her move house last year. Huge mistake. I ended up going through her pantry foods as I was setting up the kitchen and she had shit that was labelled back to 2009. I persuaded her to get rid of the old food (that she had been feeding to people and charging them money for) and also some rusty cake tins. I spent three days driving back and forth across the city, paying for petrol and tolls, and when I woke up the next day she'd sent me a text, not thanking me for all my hard work and money that I put into moving her hoard, but abusing me because I threw out a couple of rusty fucking cake tins covered in cockroach shit.

She was actually a reasonable cook, but to her way of thinking, the more gear she had and the more expensive that gear was, the more it proved that she was, in fact, a culinary genius. Instead of, y'know, actually cooking food.

Fuck, this kind of person. Polly is definitely indulging in the fantasy version of herself. That grandiose cook/artist/author, and they take the "easy" step towards those goals (dumping cash), but will never, ever pick up the tools/supplies and put real effort into doing those things. To the normal person "I bought it, I'm damn well going to use it". The narc considers themselves entitled to every whim, and instead will keep them around as proof of victimhood without any consideration to the value lost. "Oh, I always wanted to bake, but I'm soooooooo tired and overworked, I never got the chance. Poor me". They become part of the great hoard of fantasy, next to all the unused exercise equipment, the art supplies, the unused wacoms, the home improvement supplies, etc. They aren't financial mistakes, it's a great testament to their greatness untapped due to their extreme victimhood.

Spoiler

Yeah, identical behavior observed here. Thousands of dollars in art supplies, never used. Sat around for about 6 years. Every tool and bead and paint and glitter imaginable. Fucking silver, for context on how much was spent. Never touched them. Lived in so much hoard/animal filth a bulk of the things were unsalvageable due to mold, discarded food rot, animal waste and fur, etc. Her family cleaned her shit up and had to toss some of it. Oh my god, the absolute batshit rage, self pity, acting like they will never be able to replace anything, victim screeching. It will never be their fault that they are in debt for the mindless purchases, they didnt trash their things by not taking care of them, it's the fault of the poor idiots that care enough to try to a cull the biohazard of a living space. My favorite is the $2000 "shed" meant to be a "artistic workspace". Never built, never even planned, just dumped $2k for a shitty set of walls to rot in the giant pile.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

LOL usually these are magnetic and are used on dishwashers.

Can confirm. $OFFICE_JOB has a dishwasher with a simple magnet showing "Clean" on one half and "Dirty" on the other. As stated already, the idea is that the appropriate word or side should be pointing up/out to reflect the contents inside.

NGL, her so called wish lists seem largely full of items that seem like impulse buys with little that would actually address her chronic needs and issues. As previously discussed, there's nothing wrong with people occasionally treating themselves with a splurge item. However, people whose resources are as limited as Polissa claims hers are need to prioritize. (Why bother, though, if other people will buy anything she asks for, amirite?)

Does Polissa even have a dishwasher to stick those on, or do they go on Joh's forehead?

She'd only need the one end/half that read "dirty" if it was meant for Jo(s)h.

 

[retard strength]

The dirty/clean magnet is lol, like it wouldn't just be set on "dirty" as a permanent extention of the dishwasher/washer?/polissas body/whatever

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Ah yes, thanks for the reminder @toilet_rainbow !! I hadn't bothered with it because it hasn't changed in quite some time, but fuck it, let's archive it anyway!!

Spoiler: The Pet Wishlist

Big-ass screenshots taken because not mobil-fagging right now. And lazy. Mostly lazy.


To start things off, we have cat shit! Tick spray, grooming shit, the newfangled version of elizabethan collars that still piss kitties off, a cat cage (WTF Pissa, you planning on segregating kittens or some shit? I see these in our local shelter and the pet stores that carry adoptable kitties from said shelters, but nowhere else), pine litter and flea collars! Oh yeah, and cat diapers. Because of, wazza name, Shadow. Possibly Go ez too.


Now how's 'bout some calming shit? Treats? Go ez's urinary track shit? A tacky as hell cat carrier that I've seen 60+ year old ladies with around the airport? A button pad the cats will ignore because fuck the notion that Pissa's actually going to try and train them (it'd cut into her TikTok and Netflix/Hulu/whatever subscription services she has time)? A cat-grass cat garden? LOLZ


No, that's no misclick or incorrect screenshot. She has those fucking collars on there twice. And a cat fountain that's going to need its filter changed every week thanks to the number of cats she has. A gravity hopper for food (I personally won't knock her on this - these fuckers are a mainstay for my cat, namely because until very recently I was working in excess of 12 hours a day and needed a means by which to feed her lizard-killing ass). And finally something for the snake... something it should already have. A water bowl. Weeeee.


... That's not an appropriate enclosure for a snake. That's for a fucking chameleon or a gecko (or an anole or any other lizard that enjoys climbing all over shit (source - have kept a few reptiles throughout the years)). A snake should have a low, wide enclosure. And a snake certainly doesn't need a perching rope. Is this an indicator that she's looking to get herself a lizard next?


MORE fucking cat signs, a foraging toy, cat beds that'll never be used and an outdoor enclosure for felines. Which isn't terrible. My spoiled felines enjoy the enclosed back porch, so I'm sure one or two felines at a time would like to hang out in that tent for a few hours a day.


MORE fucking cat signs, shit to keep her from having to regularly interact with them for grooming purposes, a cat toy tunnel that might be enjoyed by some...? Possibly...? Watering bowls (but she has a cat fountain....) or food bowls (but she has a gravity feeder....) for redundancy's sake, I suppose, ANOTHER grooming kit, and more damned towels on top of the towels on her other wishlist.


Finally to bring this shitshow to a close, we have the window cat seat that will fit exactly zero windows in La Casa De La Trompeta Del Bano and incontinence pads, likely to be placed around liter boxes or something to catch the urine from felines that don't use them (oh wait, AHEM, have 'liter aversion'). Or for her fucking dog so she doesn't have to bother taking it outside (who'm I kidding, she doesn't do that shit now).

 

[PollyPissyPants]

It’s perfect for her. The whale obviously represents Pissa, the cat represents all of her cat children throwing a trident at the haters.

Gaz Norfman doesn’t yield much on google, which is a shame. I was hoping it would show my face dox:
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Cow crossover time! Slap a sped haircut and add some glasses and you have Kelly Lenza, hair and all!

 

[Pho Real]

While they are far from the most unnecessary and frivolous items on Pissa’s list, why is she asking for toddler sippy cups and snack containers? Isn’t she traumatized by the mere mention of children? [Per her narc rant about the music playing upon the birth of a new baby while she was on the maternity ward]. There’s plenty of spill-proof food and drink containers out there made for adults, which are probably a lot cheaper. Pissa wouldn’t accept toddler amounts of snacks and liquid beetus Mellow Yellow anyways, so what’s the point of these?

 

[Jacinda Ardern IRL]

Ah yes, thanks for the reminder @toilet_rainbow !! I hadn't bothered with it because it hasn't changed in quite some time, but fuck it, let's archive it anyway!!

Spoiler: The Pet Wishlist

Big-ass screenshots taken because not mobil-fagging right now. And lazy. Mostly lazy.

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To start things off, we have cat shit! Tick spray, grooming shit, the newfangled version of elizabethan collars that still piss kitties off, a cat cage (WTF Pissa, you planning on segregating kittens or some shit? I see these in our local shelter and the pet stores that carry adoptable kitties from said shelters, but nowhere else), pine litter and flea collars! Oh yeah, and cat diapers. Because of, wazza name, Shadow. Possibly Go ez too.

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Now how's 'bout some calming shit? Treats? Go ez's urinary track shit? A tacky as hell cat carrier that I've seen 60+ year old ladies with around the airport? A button pad the cats will ignore because fuck the notion that Pissa's actually going to try and train them (it'd cut into her TikTok and Netflix/Hulu/whatever subscription services she has time)? A cat-grass cat garden? LOLZ

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No, that's no misclick or incorrect screenshot. She has those fucking collars on there twice. And a cat fountain that's going to need its filter changed every week thanks to the number of cats she has. A gravity hopper for food (I personally won't knock her on this - these fuckers are a mainstay for my cat, namely because until very recently I was working in excess of 12 hours a day and needed a means by which to feed her lizard-killing ass). And finally something for the snake... something it should already have. A water bowl. Weeeee.

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... That's not an appropriate enclosure for a snake. That's for a fucking chameleon or a gecko (or an anole or any other lizard that enjoys climbing all over shit (source - have kept a few reptiles throughout the years)). A snake should have a low, wide enclosure. And a snake certainly doesn't need a perching rope. Is this an indicator that she's looking to get herself a lizard next?

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MORE fucking cat signs, a foraging toy, cat beds that'll never be used and an outdoor enclosure for felines. Which isn't terrible. My spoiled felines enjoy the enclosed back porch, so I'm sure one or two felines at a time would like to hang out in that tent for a few hours a day.

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MORE fucking cat signs, shit to keep her from having to regularly interact with them for grooming purposes, a cat toy tunnel that might be enjoyed by some...? Possibly...? Watering bowls (but she has a cat fountain....) or food bowls (but she has a gravity feeder....) for redundancy's sake, I suppose, ANOTHER grooming kit, and more damned towels on top of the towels on her other wishlist.

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Finally to bring this shitshow to a close, we have the window cat seat that will fit exactly zero windows in La Casa De La Trompeta Del Bano and incontinence pads, likely to be placed around liter boxes or something to catch the urine from felines that don't use them (oh wait, AHEM, have 'liter aversion'). Or for her fucking dog so she doesn't have to bother taking it outside (who'm I kidding, she doesn't do that shit now).

Amazing, I love this.

For our total here on things with prices, we have 48 line items for a total of $1438.05 - this brings her total beg list to just about $8000! The list for the animals is much less than for herself, but that's unsurprising.

This item on her list is definitely essential for their household. Maybe she can use some on herself too.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

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While they are far from the most unnecessary and frivolous items on Pissa’s list, why is she asking for toddler sippy cups and snack containers? Isn’t she traumatized by the mere mention of children? [Per her narc rant about the music playing upon the birth of a new baby while she was on the maternity ward]. There’s plenty of spill-proof food and drink containers out there made for adults, which are probably a lot cheaper. Pissa wouldn’t accept toddler amounts of snacks and liquid beetus Mellow Yellow anyways, so what’s the point of these?

There's a few babies/toddlers in the family (like the one she made the ugly desk for). My guess is that she's trying to pass herself as a nice aunty, with a child-ready home family can drop their kids into at any moment.

She'll then try to steal the kids.

 

[retard strength]

> remember diaper cat exists

 

[Octopi]

Thanks for the explanation of the dishwasher/laundry magnet signs, never heard of those before! The cat motif threw me, I really thought they were for the litter trays or some shit, lol.

It wigs me out that, in all this time, she's only begged for the cat diapers two or three times. I really can't see her buying them of her own volition; even if she was, surely they'd be a wishlist staple anyway, to build up a stockpile. What is the incontinent kitty doing in the meantime?

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

What is the incontinent kitty doing in the meantime?

Adding to the miasma of piss, shit and filth in a haphazard way. That place must be absolutely minging.

I don’t really know much about incontinence in cats but do they need to be wiped down or something? Sure as hell can’t see Pissa doing that.

 

[MadDisaster]

It's interesting looking at her wishlist, because the labeled items are very Pinterest five to ten years ago, but the rainbow items are her "not like the other girls" quirky things. My mind is completely blown by the price though - the actual useful things one could get with seven grand. It's great for wishlist stuff though, because it's a ton of cheap impulse buys for other people to make - lots of stuff under $20, and no one will think about usefulness or quality, since it isn't for them.


If Polissa was actually well-liked online, or had friends, she has a smart wishlist (in pricing, not in quality). However, since she's a wretched person who is unlikely to ever endear herself to anyone, it's unlikely anyone will bother getting her little gifts. And her pity act would make all the useless shit seem stupid and frivolous to people who might be tempted to throw a few bucks at her to help out.

 

[Cereal Killer]

Thanks for the explanation of the dishwasher/laundry magnet signs, never heard of those before! The cat motif threw me, I really thought they were for the litter trays or some shit, lol.

It wigs me out that, in all this time, she's only begged for the cat diapers two or three times. I really can't see her buying them of her own volition; even if she was, surely they'd be a wishlist staple anyway, to build up a stockpile. What is the incontinent kitty doing in the meantime?

I can’t speak to incontinent cats (yet…oh God, please, no, knock on wood) but washable pants with maxi or human incontinence pads were much more cost effective for my old incontinent dog for daily wear. If the animal is constantly dribbling, you have to swap those pads pretty regularly. WTF, Pissa?