Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[AltisticRight]

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GIRL POWER!
Note that the Maybelline Ink Matte Creator survived without a scratch.
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https://archive.md/CeDC6

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So household implies other people live there and they just let his garden turn into some disgusting overgrown haven for mosquitoes.

Gross troon lives with gross people.

 

[Wy4M]

So household implies other people live there and they just let his garden turn into some disgusting overgrown haven for mosquitoes.

Gross troon lives with gross people.

Maybe his neighbors hate trannies?

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Of all the things that definitely happened, this the most happeningist. This is the sort of shit a teenager would post after getting owned in call of duty.

I genuinely do not understand people who post blatantly fake stories like this. I mean, I understand the attention seeking from a logical, detached standpoint but I have absolutely zero empathy towards the desire to just lie in this way. It’s like foot fetish stuff; I understand that others are turned on by it but it doesn’t even register as sexual to me.

What does someone get out of just lying about mundane things that never happened to them? I’ve lied in my life like everyone but there’s always a point. A certain type of person just invents full narratives to tell for no reason because they’re too dull to process their actual lives in interesting ways. It’s insanely juvenile too, something a kindergartener would do while they’re still developing their full theory of mind.

In this specific case, there’s a potential motive in raising his profile as an anti-KFer but this type of person does this all the time without any real reason

 

[AnOminous]

GIRL POWER!
Note that the Maybelline Ink Matte Creator survived without a scratch.

Wow that is one gross and disgusting dude. You can practically see the stink lines rising off him.

 

[The Magnificence]

For people who don't know how Elliot's voice sounds:
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OMFG.

That is literally fucking hilarious. Bugs Bunny in a Shirley Temple wig and speaking in a comical falsetto skinwalks womanhood more convincingly.

 

[A. G. Peak]

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I guess Elliot forgot to lock down his dog's Twitter account too after the "Melon Husk" takeover.


@theflurbs
archive: tweets, following, followers

 

[Synthetic Smug]

OMFG.

That is literally fucking hilarious. Bugs Bunny in a Shirley Temple wig and speaking in a comical falsetto skinwalks womanhood more convincingly.

He sounds like a store-brand Kermit the Frog to me.

 

[Starre & Ruine]

For people who don't know how Elliot's voice sounds:
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Maybe Elliot and Dylan James Mulvaney can have a contest as to who has the largest head.

Look at that thing. It's fucking gigantic. I thought Dylan had a giant head, but Elliot's might be larger. No CIS woman has a head that large without a body to match.

We need to keep them apart or there will be a 'troon head singularity that will release further modern horrors.

Seriously. Maybe KF can have a contest where farmers can submit their favorite, for largest 'troon head. I see merchandising here. Troon bobbleheads.

Site Reliability Engineer? Pshaw. You could put a whole datacenter in that thing.

Imagine being in a tech conference and Elliot walks in. You cannot help but notice THE SIZE...and Elliot has noticed you noticed. Now, wherever Elliot goes there, you're going to look at that abomination.

It would be better that Nyarlahotep appears in one of his thousand forms.

It's a horror and you can only watch.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Seriously. Maybe KF can have a contest where farmers can submit their favorite, for largest 'troon head. I see merchandising here. Troon bobbleheads.

I love the idea but it's never going to happen. Josh paid Chris for his likeness on the silver coins, and there's no way the regular troons would agree to that. Doing it without their permission would lead to a lolsuit.

 

[Starre & Ruine]

I love the idea but it's never going to happen. Josh paid Chris for his likeness on the silver coins, and there's no way the regular troons would agree to that. Doing it without their permission would lead to a lolsuit.

Yes. I should have composed that better.

A 'troon headsize contest would still be funny. Sans actionable parts.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes. I should have composed that better.

A 'troon headsize contest would still be funny. Sans actionable parts.

You can imagine that head thwomping Mario to death.

 

[Kees H]

You can imagine that head thwomping Mario to death.

His head looks like one of the mushrooms from Super Mario Bros that try to kill our white Italian pizza loving fren.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I genuinely do not understand people who post blatantly fake stories like this. I mean, I understand the attention seeking from a logical, detached standpoint but I have absolutely zero empathy towards the desire to just lie in this way. It’s like foot fetish stuff; I understand that others are turned on by it but it doesn’t even register as sexual to me.

What does someone get out of just lying about mundane things that never happened to them? I’ve lied in my life like everyone but there’s always a point. A certain type of person just invents full narratives to tell for no reason because they’re too dull to process their actual lives in interesting ways. It’s insanely juvenile too, something a kindergartener would do while they’re still developing their full theory of mind.

In this specific case, there’s a potential motive in raising his profile as an anti-KFer but this type of person does this all the time without any real reason

It makes him feel superior to KF. If he can convince other people that he had this victory, he thinks it’s the same as having actually had it.

See also: risking everything to prevent people from calling him a man rather than coming to terms with the fact that he’s never going to be a woman.

 

[doodoocaca]

Right when I'm ready to forget about this comical blockhead with an ashy forehead (male), Century Link gets cut off again, probably due to Fong.

You will never be relevant, talented, or a good person. You will never be a woman. You do give me a good chuckle when I load up telegram though.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Hi ho!

 

[AltisticRight]

Hi ho!

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That, is a man.

 

[Next Task]

At a minimum, all forum users are required to have a Telegram account for community posts, a VPN/TOR if an ISP consent-accidents us, an active email address that isn’t tied to our identity for post-hack recovery, and they need to know how to email Josh a TraceRT.

To be fair, that's the suggested level, but large numbers of Farmers miss several of those, as the number of people who had to make new accounts due to forgetting how to access that active email address shows. Also, the Telegram account and knowing how to email a TraceRT are suggestions, not required - I know I don't have the former and would have to look up the latter, and would forget how to each time and have to look it up again if I needed to do it again.

But we have gone from teenagers having grown up with computers so they're naturally more tech-literate than their forbears, to teenagers having grown up with tablets so they're less able to think outside the walled garden. Even teenagers that would enjoy posting here are far more likely to be doing it on Discord, instead of joining an old-fashioned forum.

it's a myth that KiwiFarmers live in basements

Very true. Some of us live in attics. And some of us roam wild, howling at the moon in between phoneposting.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

For people who don't know how Elliot's voice sounds:
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He sounds like a cross between YMS and this Simpsons character:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I genuinely do not understand people who post blatantly fake stories like this. I mean, I understand the attention seeking from a logical, detached standpoint but I have absolutely zero empathy towards the desire to just lie in this way. It’s like foot fetish stuff; I understand that others are turned on by it but it doesn’t even register as sexual to me.

What does someone get out of just lying about mundane things that never happened to them? I’ve lied in my life like everyone but there’s always a point. A certain type of person just invents full narratives to tell for no reason because they’re too dull to process their actual lives in interesting ways. It’s insanely juvenile too, something a kindergartener would do while they’re still developing their full theory of mind.

In this specific case, there’s a potential motive in raising his profile as an anti-KFer but this type of person does this all the time without any real reason

The bigger question to me is why lie poorly and never improve at it? Brianna Wu's fake Gamergate confession e-mails are more believable than someone's mom calling Elliot to apologize for them sending death threats (that she found out about how?) that she helpfully explained was because her son was on an internet forum. Is the Kiwi Farms a bunch of dangerous troon killers, pathetic man babies or actual children? Irrelevant, they're whatever Elliot wants them to be at the moment and stopping to ask if there might be some skepticism he should apply to his impulsive decision making process is so impossible that he can't ever be good at lying.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Yes. I should have composed that better.

A 'troon headsize contest would still be funny. Sans actionable parts.

If someone wants to make a 3d model of it, there's a handful of 3d kiwis that would love to print, paint, and assemble it. A LFJ bobblehead would go great with my collection of genocidal dictator funko pops.