Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[Ghostse]

The moment Poland gets taken off the chain, they'll annex the rump state of western Ukraine, impregnate the local population, and then go back to drinking themselves blind, crying for NATO gibs, and pissing themselves the moment they see a Russian flag. Also at that point it stops being Ukrainian land, so that does not count anyway.

When will Ukraine win its territories back for, you know, Ukraine? Because until then, they're losing.

What rump state? Russia has the Alabama of Ukraine, and given they are slavs that's saying something. That's the majority of country population and GDP-wise.
Poland is an unknown quantity right now, but they did a pretty damn good job against Haji from everyone I've talked to. They seem to have listened to US army advisors and gotten as much nepotistic corruption out of their armed forces as is possible for crypto-slavs. They have three decades of simmering rage at Russia for 70 years of communist abuses.

But fine, we'll play your game where everyone is as greedy of a warmonger as Putin, and Poland is denied their revenge again.

Well, then you have to wait for Putin to die of totally natural cauKBGses and hope the Eurocucks don't cuck out before then.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

What rump state? Russia has the Alabama of Ukraine, and given they are slavs that's saying something. That's the majority of country population and GDP-wise.
Poland is an unknown quantity right now, but they did a pretty damn good job against Haji from everyone I've talked to. They seem to have listened to US army advisors and gotten as much nepotistic corruption out of their armed forces as is possible for crypto-slavs. They have three decades of simmering rage at Russia for 70 years of communist abuses.

The rump state is the part of Ukraine that is culturally and religiously closer to Poland. They're Catholic and speak a language closer to Polish there. Assuming the Poles actually do invade Ukraine, they will not encounter much resistance in that part. Everywhere else will be a different story. Edit: That's going up against Ukraine. Russia isn't even involved at that point.
(map from 2015)

But fine, we'll play your game where everyone is as greedy of a warmonger as Putin, and Poland is denied their revenge again.

I'm sure the leaders of NATO are pure as snow itself, unlike that mean old Putin. They're great fellas, I'm sure you've heard of... *checks notes* Joe Biden, Justin Trudeau, Emmannuel Macron, etc. I'm also sure Poland does not have an old grievance against western Ukraine, related to something that happened about 85 years ago with that fella, what's his name, Bender-o? You know, the guy with the forehead. This guy.

Well, then you have to wait for Putin to die of totally natural cauKBGses and hope the Eurocucks don't cuck out before then.

Sounds like it may take a long time then, as Putin is in excellent health and the KGB hasn't existed in over 30 years.

I would also not want to rely on Eurocucks not cucking for obvious reasons.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

#IStandWithPutin

So you only stand at about 5 feet tall as well?

 

[DumbDude43]

Do you seriously think Russia has gone full hog on this though? Really you think Russia has committed it’s full resources? Because I see nothing of the sort.

what does russia have that it has not yet committed to the war?
the nuclear arsenal? the pacific fleet? the baltic fleet? these are all of little to no use for a land war in ukraine

 

[mindlessobserver]

The rump state is the part of Ukraine that is culturally and religiously closer to Poland. They're Catholic and speak a language closer to Polish there. Assuming the Poles actually do invade Ukraine, they will not encounter much resistance in that part. Everywhere else will be a different story. Edit: That's going up against Ukraine. Russia isn't even involved at that point.
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I'm sure the leaders of NATO are pure as snow itself, unlike that mean old Putin. They're great fellas, I'm sure you've heard of... *checks notes* Joe Biden, Justin Trudeau, Emmannuel Macron, etc. I'm also sure Poland does not have an old grievance against western Ukraine, related to something that happened about 85 years ago with that fella, what's his name, Bender-o? You know, the guy with the forehead. This guy.
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Sounds like it may take a long time then, as Putin is in excellent health and the KGB hasn't existed in over 30 years.

I would also not want to rely on Eurocucks not cucking for obvious reasons.

Where are you getting all this shit? Poland? Invade Ukraine? Are you insane? Why?!

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

what does russia have that it has not yet committed to the war?
the nuclear arsenal? the pacific fleet? the baltic fleet? these are all of little to no use for a land war in ukraine

Lol maybe its millions of adults.

 

[Glowie]

You clearly have an opinion on this, so let me ask directly since no one responded earlier.

When do you think Ukraine will regain all of its lost territories?

Losing Crimea that Ukraine lost in 2014 would cause political shitshow that would trigger another fall of Russia and Putin's legacy

Crimea has been thing to Russia since Catherine the Great to Stalin both of whom saw Crimea as bastion in winter blasted Russia alongside ports to sea of Azov. Putin cannot afford to lose those pipelines and give Ukraine energy independence and threaten Russia's energy monopoly on Europe.

Quite optimistic for Ukraine assuming that Russia won't ship cannon fodder and armor to Crimea to counter any attempt from Ukraine to reclaim Crimea to make the region impregnable.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Where are you getting all this shit? Poland? Invade Ukraine? Are you insane? Why?!

Lvov is rightful Polish clay, bruh. It'll be positioned as a "peacekeeping" operation, if it were to ever happen.

Losing Crimea that Ukraine lost in 2014 would cause political shitshow that would trigger another fall of Russia and Putin's legacy

Crimea has been thing to Russia since Catherine the Great to Stalin both of whom saw Crimea as bastion in winter blasted Russia alongside ports to sea of Azov. Putin cannot afford to lose those pipelines and give Ukraine energy independence and threaten Russia's energy monopoly on Europe.

Quite optimistic for Ukraine assuming that Russia won't ship cannon fodder and armor to Crimea to counter any attempt from Ukraine to reclaim Crimea to make the region impregnable.

Another thing to consider is how much an operation of such scale will cost the western taxpayer. Also Ukraine does not have the manpower to do anything of such a scale at this point, even considering the mercenaries and the fact that western weapons often come with attached crews.

 

[Ghostse]

The rump state is the part of Ukraine that is culturally and religiously closer to Poland. They're Catholic and speak a language closer to Polish there. Assuming the Poles actually do invade Ukraine, they will not encounter much resistance in that part. Everywhere else will be a different story. Edit: That's going up against Ukraine. Russia isn't even involved at that point.
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What shit are you huffing? The only reason the poles would go into Ukraine is because its the shortest path to Russians they can kill.

I'm sure the leaders of NATO are pure as snow itself, unlike that mean old Putin. They're great fellas, I'm sure you've heard of... *checks notes* Joe Biden, Justin Trudeau, Emmannuel Macron, etc. I'm also sure Poland does not have an old grievance against western Ukraine, related to something that happened about 85 years ago with that fella, what's his name, Bender-o? You know, the guy with the forehead. This guy.
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Sounds like it may take a long time then, as Putin is in excellent health and the KGB hasn't existed in over 30 years.

I would also not want to rely on Eurocucks not cucking for obvious reasons.

Putin is 70. "Excellent Health" for a 70 year old is a steep, steep curve. I'm not going full lugenpresse "Putin has cancer, turbo-AIDS, and cooties, this completely legit email given to me anonymously is from his doctor Samidir Hydeski and confirms it" but that's the age when you don't wake up, stroke out, or coronary randomly its complete head-in-sand "Kherson is a trap" cope to try to pretend he's not. (or fear of being arrested and assraped in jail)
And before you try it:
No, this doesn't apply to the Joepedo since he's very clearly been a Weekend-at-Bernies fleshpuppet since DNC's super tuesday.

Additionally, my nigga, are you completely retarded by accident or is that a willful ignorance? SVR & FSB are just the internal and external arms of the KGB. Same leaders, same members. This is like saying the CIA is totally different from the OSS.

I said I give the Eurocucks the rest of this winter and maybe winter of 23/24, and they'll cuck out.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

What shit are you huffing? The only reason the poles would go into Ukraine is because its the shortest path to Russians they can kill.

Be realistic. The moment Poland, as a member of NATO, actually engages with Russia it's going to be all over for everyone involved. Or if the rest of NATO cucks out (highly likely), it will be over just for Poland. If they grow the balls and fuck around, Pollacks are going to wake up to most of their major cities turned into nuclear ashes.

Instead the hyena of Europe will chomp off a piece of the rotting corpse of Ukraine, satiate its hunger, and claim victory.

Edit: I just realized you're not aware this happened just over a hundred years ago:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish%E2%80%93Ukrainian_War

Putin is 70. "Excellent Health" for a 70 year old is a steep, steep curve. I'm not going full lugenpresse "Putin has cancer, turbo-AIDS, and cooties, this completely legit email given to me anonymously is from his doctor Samidir Hydeski and confirms it" but that's the age when you don't wake up, stroke out, or coronary randomly its complete head-in-sand "Kherson is a trap" cope to try to pretend he's not. (or fear of being arrested and assraped in jail)
And before you try it:
No, this doesn't apply to the Joepedo since he's very clearly been a Weekend-at-Bernies fleshpuppet since DNC's super tuesday.

Additionally, my nigga, are you completely retarded by accident or is that a willful ignorance? SVR & FSB are just the internal and external arms of the KGB. Same leaders, same members. This is like saying the CIA is totally different from the OSS.

I said I give the Eurocucks the rest of this winter and maybe winter of 23/24, and they'll cuck out.

Calling it the KGB makes you sound like a boomer. There's no KGB anymore. Terry A. Davis did not talk about "running over OSS niggers" either.

Who cares if this Putin croaks? There are several doubles lined up, all of them also in excellent health. Realistically there are other individuals willing to continue his agenda.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Who cares if this Putin croaks? There are several doubles lined up, all of them also in excellent health. Realistically there are other individuals willing to continue his agenda.

They don’t have the same ability to avoid assassination.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

No it wouldn't. Not every country thinks past Imperial glories automatically equals to current day justifications for Annexation. If that were the case a huge chunk of Poland is lawful German Clay and a yuuuge chunk of Belarus and Russia is lawful Lithuanian clay. You are absolutely mental if you think NATO is just gonna go with a Partition Plan to end the war.

This is genuinely interesting to me you seem to think this. A common refrain is us here in the West don't understand what Russians actually think. Clearly Russians also don't either because you seem to think Westerns think just like you.

I didn't say it's very likely to happen, if at all. Someone else brought up the idea of "Poland being let off the leash" by NATO which I found amusing and then extrapolated from there.

Edit: While I don't think Poland has the balls to do it now, grudges do run deep in that part of the world. Poland and the local villagers have been fighting over that shithole since the 14th century and well into the 20th, unfortunately dragging the rest of Ukraine into it.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I’m just gonna throw this out there: Blake Bortles is the best Wagner PMC MVP Jacksonville Jaguars gonna conquer eastern Euroooooope!

 

[Ghostse]

I didn't say it's very likely to happen, if at all. Someone else brought up the idea of "Poland being let off the leash" by NATO which I found amusing and then extrapolated from there.

When I say "Poland is let off the leash" I mean in the manner as conveyed by this old joke:

An American General and Finnish General are having drinks, discussing Soviet actions.
The Finnish General says "If to comes to war with Russia, Finland will be able take Moscow within 3 days."
"3 days? I think that's very unrealistic." The American General said.
"You don't believe we can get our troops to Moscow that quickly?" The Finnish General responded.
"Get your troops there, yes. But you won't be able to take the city." The American says back, matter of factly.
"Why do you think we'll have trouble taking the city?" The Finnish General asked.
The American general shrugs.
"Well, for starters, if you're getting there on day 3, that means the Poles will have been there for two, and won't want to give it up without a fight."

Calling it the KGB makes you sound like a boomer. There's no KGB anymore. Terry A. Davis did not talk about "running over OSS niggers" either.

Nigger, if it walks like a duck, and it assassinates regime critics in foreign countries like a duck, and tries to false flag like a duck I'm gonna call the motherfucker a duck regardless of how twisted your panties get.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

When I say "Poland is let off the leash" I mean in the manner as conveyed by this old joke:

An American General and Finnish General are having drinks, discussing Soviet actions.
The Finnish General says "If to comes to war with Russia, Finland will be able take Moscow within 3 days."
"3 days? I think that's very unrealistic." The American General said.
"You don't believe we can get our troops to Moscow that quickly?" The Finnish General responded.
"Get your troops there, yes. But you won't be able to take the city." The American says back, matter of factly.
"Why do you think we'll have trouble taking the city?" The Finnish General asked.
The American general shrugs.
"Well, for starters, if you're getting there on day 3, that means the Poles will have been there for two, and won't want to give it up without a fight."

Yes, yes, very droll. So it can only happen in a fictional scenario? I'm inclined to agree.

Nigger, if it walks like a duck, and it assassinates regime critics in foreign countries like a duck, and tries to false flag like a duck I'm gonna call the motherfucker a duck regardless of how twisted your panties get.

If you want to keep being wrong, it's your prerogative. To me it's like hearing someone say "ex-presso" or "let me axe you a question."

 

[siegemeister675]

One of the very few mil bloggers I find to be unbiased, History Legends, on Russia's offensive in Bakhmut:

The US needs to start sending Ukraine Abrams tanks and training pilots on F-16's now.

 

[Ghostse]

One of the very few mil bloggers I find to be unbiased, History Legends, on Russia's offensive in Bakhmut:

The US needs to start sending Ukraine Abrams tanks and training pilots on F-16's now.

Supposedly the training is already happening.

The problem with giving them F-16s from what I understand is multi-fold:

First the area is rotten with AA. You'd need to pretty much take off in Poland that's a slight exaggeration you fags.
Second, Ukraine's Airforce has still manages to perform some support ops - just very limited - but they are able to do this because of very experienced pilots. You aren't going to be replicate years of experience without....years of experience. American fighters and soviet-lineage fighters are very different, so the experience doesn't really carry over.
Third, fighters are not cheap. Even an F-16 is still $20 million or so, and requires heavy maintenance for every hour of flight, and that's before you factor in taking fire. That is money the might be better used elsewhere.
Fourth, Ukraine is more than holding its own against Russia, but they are still slavs. The F-16 isn't state of the art, but there's still a lot things, like engines, that wouldn't be a good idea to let Iran get 3-D scans of. And that's to say nothing of weapons.
Fifth, lets be honest - if a Ukrainian F-16 gets whacked by an S400, its going to look bad for sales.


The problem with giving them Abrams is only some foreign exports don't run on JP-8. You can't just take the decommed Marine armored brigade's tanks and drop them off, Ukraine's logistics are not set up for JP-8. So unless you are doing a full rip-and-replace - which would mean their T-series need to be refitted to JP8 or retired/replace - that won't fly.
They could get vehicles from ze ghermins ... if they had any (kek). They are getting some light armor from France.
But the real issue is you need to be concerned about Slav grifting, as outlined above.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

One of the very few mil bloggers I find to be unbiased, History Legends, on Russia's offensive in Bakhmut:

The US needs to start sending Ukraine Abrams tanks and training pilots on F-16's now.

Cheers, that was an entertaining and interesting video. Doesn't seem like he has skin in the game and is just saying things as he sees them.

 

[siegemeister675]

Cheers, that was an entertaining and interesting video. Doesn't seem like he has skin in the game and is just saying things as he sees them.

He's not, he tells it like it is but he's busted tons of vatnik propaganda about this war as well:

 

[CaptainAutism69]

He's not, he tells it like it is but he's busted tons of vatnik propaganda about this war as well:

Good. I'm sick of the bullshit tbh, and after DPA got Jewish and paywalled their map, I'v been lacking a good non-bias perspective.