DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
It is truly astonishing watching this thing "play" Pokémon. He's played every Pokémon game ever released but doesn't know any of the Pokémon, any of the moves or what type counters what.

He's currently just spamming +defense moves and using 10 max potions a fight. I'm no Pokémon expert but I can't imagine this is what the Devs had in mind when they were making the game.
 
It is truly astonishing watching this thing "play" Pokémon. He's played every Pokémon game ever released but doesn't know any of the Pokémon, any of the moves or what type counters what.

He's currently just spamming +defense moves and using 10 max potions a fight. I'm no Pokémon expert but I can't imagine this is what the Devs had in mind when they were making the game.
What I don't get is you know most of the people watching have watched all the Pokemon media. How are they still throwing him money after he shits all over it?
 
It is truly astonishing watching this thing "play" Pokémon. He's played every Pokémon game ever released but doesn't know any of the Pokémon, any of the moves or what type counters what.

He's currently just spamming +defense moves and using 10 max potions a fight. I'm no Pokémon expert but I can't imagine this is what the Devs had in mind when they were making the game.
Whats even better is every one has been screaming about how babified Pokemon is getting. And this fucking Mong is screaming that it is unfair that it dares to give him even the slightest of pushback.
 
Wear your glasses Phil, that's a little person not a midnight snack.

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I would like to see Phil build a PC.

You learn a lot about a person watching them build their first computer.
I could love see him get five minutes in before he's gawking at a graphics card box, spinning the card in front of his camera, stalling as much as possible trying to read chat

and somehow, whilst having taken all this ridiculous time, eventually putting pieces in incorrectly.
The fear of doing it so badly the thing won't start, the itch to read the chat, the greed of trying to hold out for a tip to come through and the shame of piecing the computer together wrong in front of so many people...
 
Maybe the divorce theory is closer to home then we thought? (not likely)
More likely: he realized he blew all his christmas income on sweaty jpegs again and now relaizes that shitting on your dents might cut the cash flow
I think it's his 40th birthday that made him go absolutely nuts. Yes, I'm not kidding. He's been slowly losing his mind since Leanna left him, but it was very much a boiling the frahg thing for several years, you'd only notice him getting slowly more unhinged month after month if you really paid attention. Unhinged rant prestreams aka disaster prestreams only happened once, maybe twice during a "normal" month, by normal I mean no big drama happened, like when he got kicked out of the Twitch partnership or during the bank leaks. But I've noticed that ever since he hit 40 and after he went on multiple "I'M TOTALLY NOT IN MY MIDLIFE CRISIS GUISE! I LOVE M-M-M-MUH WAIF I LOVE M-M-M-M-UH LAIF WITH A FAMILY??? RIGHT???" rants, what remains of his sanity has just been leaving him at an unpreceDENTed speed. We went from 1-2 unhinged rants per month to multiple unhinged rants per week in a flash.
 
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Lmfao, he actually said this.
Idiot. Thanks for admitting, I guess.
Jasper's on thin ice.

Phil, you absolute retard.

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His hair really makes me cry. Holy shit that's bad. Please Phail just go bald already.
He’s quadrupling down that the bank leaks cost him “thousands and thousands of dahlers” to fix
Of course the bank leaks cost him thousands. He spent thousands on WWE before and had to spend a few more the following days as a coping mechanism for being found out.
Phil “can’t prove he’s not a liar” in all of this rant because “it will ruin his life”.

This is beyond retarded.
The evidence he would need to show to prove he is telling the truth would ruin his life because it shows he lied.
 
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I remember pigger went on some completely insane spoiled babyman rant last week about how you're an ignorant piece of shit (and possibly mentally ill) if you think that his jahb isn't stressful and that it's not necessarily the kind of work you do, but the amount that determines stress, which isn't 100% untrue but then he described a made up job where you just sit and push the same button for 8 hours a day as "stressful." I'll use an example from my experience but I enjoyed the 50-55 hour work weeks I often had when I just started working freelance much more than when I worked a demeaning menial job during uni where I was constantly yelled at by my manager who was some inbred-looking low IQ retard from Semberija who only got the job because he's the boss' brother-in-law and was pissed off because I wouldn't take unpaid overtime. And that was a 16-24 hour per week student job.
Yeah, makes sense. Every job has different stressors (like when you had to deal with the nepotism tard manager). The key difference is that every single stressful situation that this moron gets himself into is created by his own volition (the bankruptcy, being TAHXIC/condescending, begging, doing nothing to improve his streams, Panda leaving him - I could go on.)

I guess from my personal experience, I will never relate to what Pigroach considers to be "stressful." 100% not trying to power level here, just giving my personal anticdote - I am the head of my department at my company, which means I have to show up every day, provide guidance to my team, resolve problems, and make decisions that have an effect on the company. I had to show I was capable and produce results to get where I'm at. DSP just burps, snorts, barely dresses himself, and fails - I can't relate to it, but goddamn, do I love to laugh at it.

Like the other day when he went on that rant about Secret's video, and was saying that if you showed it to anyone not aware of who DSP is, that individual would allegedly tell you to, "Seek help, either from a close friend, a family member, or a DAHCTOR." If I showed that Secret Limited video to anyone that I know, having zero prior knowledge of DSP, I guarantee their reaction would be, "This guy seems like a shit human bean." He's incapable of seeing himself for what he truly is, so he surrounds himself with exceptional sub-80 IQ individuals like Jayde, Derich, and Khet to reinforce the delusion that he's creating MEANINGFUL KAHNTENT.
 
I think it's his 40th birthday that made him go absolutely nuts. Yes, I'm not kidding. He's been slowly losing his mind since Leanna left him, but it was very much a boiling the frahg thing for several years, you'd only notice him getting slowly more unhinged month after month if you really paid attention. Unhinged rant prestreams aka disaster prestreams only happened once, maybe twice during a "normal" month, by normal I mean no big drama happened, like when he got kicked out of the Twitch partnership or during the bank leaks. But I've noticed that ever since he hit 40 and after he went on multiple "I'M TOTALLY NOT IN MY MIDLIFE CRISIS GUISE! I LOVE M-M-M-MUH WAIF I LOVE M-M-M-M-UH LAIF WITH A FAMILY??? RIGHT???" rants, what remains of his sanity has just been leaving him at an unpreceDENTed speed. We went from 1-2 unhinged rants per month to multiple unhinged rants per week in a flash.
Also the Fat Kat pic leak. Having a not-gross wife was one of his biggest flexes and now that narrative is defunct. His silence on it was deafening. If he passes the opportunity to play the victim you know it struck deep.
 
I know about this old intro, about that image, and music sample, this is not new.

I also believe DSP shouldn't have permission to use this.

He seriously cannot bother to verify where this stuff comes from or if he actually has the author's permission. Not sure if I should personally bother with it because it would require me going out of my way for this and try to get things going, and above all, because it's so petty. That's all I have to say on this.


I'm still impressed not a single detractor pulled a BeAwesomeOne Version-2.0 yet, you guys are at arm's reach with his level of negligence.
What is the music sample?
 
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