Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[behindyourightnow]

Tho the real mystery is why his health isn't even worse than it is.

Give it time. A lot of chronic diseases take a decade or so to incubate, and he's still relatively young.

Also, he never has any reason to exert himself so he probably doesn't feel or notice the extent of the damage he has done to himself, the way he might if he actually had to get up and do some work once in a while.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Why even buy deodorant if you enjoy walking around smelling like a French commuter train?

Why buy deodorant if you are a muskslut anyway?
Maybe it is Cope.
Loud unnecessary cope.
No one on Twitter knew you stank til you told em, I think he thinks everyone knowS all his thoughts anyway so he needs to get out in front of things..?

 

[FinnSven]

Why even buy deodorant if you enjoy walking around smelling like a French commuter train?

He probably likes that even nastier hum that is made by deodorant and body odor.

I am talking 6 weeks on tour, living on a bus, playing the toilet circuit, Mexican showers all the way kind of stank.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Why buy deodorant if you are a muskslut anyway? Maybe it is Cope.

Like a lot of Kevin's fetishes that's exactly what it is. Kevin is a stinky mess, suddenly he's a muskslut. Kevin gains 50lbs and now he just looooves fatsos. Kevin has made himself unattractive towards the opposite sex but T4T is sooo much hitter anyway (until crazy BPD pussy comes along, ooops even they want cock n/m).

COPE COPE SEETHE but never ever dilate.

 

[FinnSven]

Maybe it wasn’t the mismanagement of the livestock and overall Troon incompetence that ruined the land.

Maybe it was Kevin’s foul odors working like a combination of agent Orange, napalm and rock salt?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Lives in a house with 8 dogs and 15 cats who shit and piss all over the place plus ducks, chickens, sheep, goats, and alpacas whose shit and piss get tracked all over the place, plus mice. Plus woodsmoke, fungus, and whatever is offgassing from the melted stove.

Big fucking mystery why your respiratory system is fucked. I mean really, it could be one of like 10 different things, all caused by living in the filth of humans and animals.

My money is on roundworms.

I would think a penis blocking a major airway could be an issue.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

So, Kevryn is the reason for those musk-shaming signs at cons that remind the attendees to shower. That's quite oppressive and transphobic, actually. A beautiful wahmen such as Kevryn ought to be able to stink up the joint as much as they want so long as they get their antisocial fetish needs met.

 

[Bees on Toast]

Obviously the biggest contributors are the house not being cleaned and him not cleaning himself, but with those two things in mind I think it's safe to say he probably doesn't clean his dab rig enough either. I'm sure that's perfectly safe and healthy though, things that are natural* can't be bad for you! He needs it for his anxiety uwu. Cat piss is natural, so that's probably fine too.

*Fittingly, he apparently consumes the form of weed that's about as "natural" as his womanhood.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Like a lot of Kevin's fetishes that's exactly what it is. Kevin is a stinky mess, suddenly he's a muskslut. Kevin gains 50lbs and now he just looooves fatsos. Kevin has made himself unattractive towards the opposite sex but T4T is sooo much hitter anyway (until crazy BPD pussy comes along, ooops even they want cock n/m).

COPE COPE SEETHE but never ever dilate.

My take? Lady speed stick and summers eve are the closest things to the smell of a natural born woman Kevin will ever have.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

he can't make more than $18,075 a year.

That won’t be a problem for our dear Kevin.

 

[0 0]

I really believe Kevin fetishizes concepts as a defense mechanism.

Is he stupid? Yes, but that's because he has a bimbo brainwashing fetish and not because he nearly flunked school due to spending all his time playing video games and watching hentai from 4chan.

Does he smell and hate bathing? Only because he has a fetish for reeking of sweat and grease and not because he isolates himself and finds bathing less important than Twitter and video games.

How come he doesn't bother putting any effort towards look feminine? Why, it's because he sees transitioning as a sexual apex which trumps a natal woman's attractiveness, even though he only masturbates to porn which doesn't depict the flabby and curveless body shape he himself possesses.

We've seen him attempt to do this with his Kiwifarms thread, even. He has tried to push multiple times that he finds sexual excitement from grossing out Kiwifarms users, yet goes back to whining that this thread exists when he realizes he can't even fool himself. He'd probably pretend his medical complications aroused him if they didn't cause him an obscene level of discomfort.

 

[FinnSven]

I really believe Kevin fetishizes concepts as a defense mechanism.

Is he stupid? Yes, but that's because he has a bimbo brainwashing fetish and not because he nearly flunked school due to spending all his time playing video games and watching hentai from 4chan.

Does he smell and hate bathing? Only because he has a fetish for reeking of sweat and grease and not because he isolates himself and finds bathing less important than Twitter and video games.

How come he doesn't bother putting any effort towards look feminine? Why, it's because he sees transitioning as a sexual apex which trumps a natal woman's attractiveness, even though he only masturbates to porn which doesn't depict the flabby and curveless body shape he himself possesses.

We've seen him attempt to do this with his Kiwifarms thread, even. He has tried to push multiple times that he finds sexual excitement from grossing out Kiwifarms users, yet goes back to whining that this thread exists when he realizes he can't even fool himself. He'd probably pretend his medical complications aroused him if they didn't cause him an obscene level of discomfort.

So do pool toys terrify him?

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

I really believe Kevin fetishizes concepts as a defense mechanism.

Is he stupid? Yes, but that's because he has a bimbo brainwashing fetish and not because he nearly flunked school due to spending all his time playing video games and watching hentai from 4chan.

Does he smell and hate bathing? Only because he has a fetish for reeking of sweat and grease and not because he isolates himself and finds bathing less important than Twitter and video games.

How come he doesn't bother putting any effort towards look feminine? Why, it's because he sees transitioning as a sexual apex which trumps a natal woman's attractiveness, even though he only masturbates to porn which doesn't depict the flabby and curveless body shape he himself possesses.

We've seen him attempt to do this with his Kiwifarms thread, even. He has tried to push multiple times that he finds sexual excitement from grossing out Kiwifarms users, yet goes back to whining that this thread exists when he realizes he can't even fool himself. He'd probably pretend his medical complications aroused him if they didn't cause him an obscene level of discomfort.

I've lost count of the number of troons I've seen suddenly develop a fat fetish as cope after the estrogen/castration/immobility during GRS recovery/comfort eating inevitably causes them to become obese. In fact I find this New Years fitness kick Kevin is on odd because of that, given how he's thirsted over other "soft" Twitter trannies in the past. Wedge is a gainer now so maybe spite has put Kevvy off it?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wonder if the newfound attraction to squishiness could be legitimately hormonal.

Like I've heard FTMs describe their sex drive as going nuts, like "MUST COOM! FUCK OR DIE!"

Not to legitimize MTF "lesbianism," but I've heard women who dated men and then dated women saying that their whole concept of sex had to shift.

Straight sex: some dude pounds on you until he nuts and then it's over until his dick is hard again. Everything else is "foreplay."

Lesbian sex: 10 hours in bed together where one or both of you may or may not coom as many times as you want but most of the "action" happens nowhere near the clit. By the parameters of straight sex, it's all "foreplay."

Stands to reason that estrogen and/or castration might provoke a reaction like "Sex = laying in bed all day occasionally squeezing dem tiddys."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Give it time. A lot of chronic diseases take a decade or so to incubate, and he's still relatively young.

Also, he never has any reason to exert himself so he probably doesn't feel or notice the extent of the damage he has done to himself, the way he might if he actually had to get up and do some work once in a while.

Actually, this made me realize something else funny. We all know who basically doesn't go to doctors unless they have something seriously wrong not even in our modern age: men under 50.

Just look at Mistress's endless reasons for not doing anything about the fact that he can't chew on one side of his rotting mouth. The only reason Kevin probably knows anything about the state of his own health is it's necessary for his fetish surgeries.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I've lost count of the number of troons I've seen suddenly develop a fat fetish as cope after the estrogen/castration/immobility during GRS recovery/comfort eating inevitably causes them to become obese. In fact I find this New Years fitness kick Kevin is on odd because of that, given how he's thirsted over other "soft" Twitter trannies in the past. Wedge is a gainer now so maybe spite has put Kevvy off it?

Kevin was already fat before the transition, and he’s been pictured using the workout machine they put in the living room on 2 separate occasions, but who knows.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Okay I know I'll get a shit-tonne of Islamic and Horrifying ratings, but I gotta posit this. Given Kevryn's insane and repellant fetishes, why is it that he doesn't fantasize having multiple amholes located all over his body? It seems doable, since Amhole Prime is zero-depth and nonfunctional (nonfucktional); the rest can easily be as well. So why settle for only one when he could have half a dozen in various locations, and dream of getting surround-railed by a group of heckin' hot lesbian trannies who are all super heckin' queer. Anyhow, him fantasizing over multiple pairs of bolt-ons seems like he's headed in that direction.
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Now that you've spoken that horrifying mental image into existence, Rule 34 dictates that, somewhere out there in the most debauched corners of the Internet, there's an entire website, or at least a subforum, for this very fetish.

In fact I find this New Years fitness kick Kevin is on odd because of that, given how he's thirsted over other "soft" Twitter trannies in the past.

It's apparently to lose weight to get him cleared for his revision surgery – there was a screenshot of a tweet of his saying as much some pages back. Time will tell if the dangled carrot of prospective robo-surgery to receive his very own cadaver-skin-lined Stinkditch 2.0 is enough incentive for him to actually stick with it this time around. (Narrator's voice: "He did not actually stick with it this time around.")

 

[FinnSven]

Now that you've spoken that horrifying mental image into existence, Rule 34 dictates that, somewhere out there in the most debauched corners of the Internet, there's an entire website, or at least a subforum, for this very fetish.



It's apparently to lose weight to get him cleared for his revision surgery – there was a screenshot of a tweet of his saying as much some pages back. Time will tell if the dangled carrot of prospective robo-surgery to receive his very own cadaver-skin-lined Stinkditch 2.0 is enough incentive for him to actually stick with it this time around. (Narrator's voice: "He did not actually stick with it this time around.")

The really sad thing is that if he actually did some work around the Tranch, his weight would never have been an issue for this.

Hell, if he had actually been out tranching for the past few years, he would have gotten plenty of sunshine, fresh air, and a sense of accomplishment and purpose.
He would be a better person in so many ways.
He might, just might, have found some dopey hillbilly girl who found him interesting and then got the heckin valid true and honest lesbian romance he thought he deserves.

Having further surgical mutilation would be far from his mind.

Instead the whole experiment has been a terrible waste of life, time, good faith, money and resources.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

The really sad thing is that if he actually did some work around the Tranch, his weight would never have been an issue for this.

Hell, if he had actually been out tranching for the past few years, he would have gotten plenty of sunshine, fresh air, and a sense of accomplishment and purpose.
He would be a better person in so many ways.
He might, just might, have found some dopey hillbilly girl who found him interesting and then got the heckin valid true and honest lesbian romance he thought he deserves.

Having further surgical mutilation would be far from his mind.

Instead the whole experiment has been a terrible waste of life, time, good faith, money and resources.

All that tranching didn't do much good for Fat Paul's figure or sense of fulfillment, although he did manage to get a girl out of it, technically speaking at least.

 

[FinnSven]

All that tranching didn't do much good for Fat Paul's figure or sense of fulfillment, although he did manage to get a girl out of it, technically speaking at least.

I am implying tranching and succeeding at tranching.

But this does semi prove my point at least.

Bonnie wee boner tranches, and upgrades from a “husband” to a “wife”.