Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger - (Thread 3: JUDGEMENT DAY)

In just four and a half hours Nick Bate finds out his fate, it's pretty exciting. Like Katsu Kitty said earlier, it's rare that the story of a cow gets tied up in such a final and complete way.
 
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Karen Riley said:
In just four and a half hours Nick Bate finds out his fate, it's pretty exciting. Like Katsu Kitty said earlier, it's rare that the story of a cow gets tied up in such a final and complete way.
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All cows must reach their ultimate fate with death, just like all of us.

Nick Bate just gets a super special EARLY ending called "going to prison, then dying soon thereafter."

Also, @Marvin will you be able to attend this?
 
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sugoi-chan said:
Given how he reacted to the verdict (which was exactly that), I'm predicting the same.
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That boy ain't right. And that fuels my sleepless nights spent worrying for humanity.
That kind of emotional detachment is utterly incomprehensible to me. I understand that the human brain is pretty well equipped for trying to defend itself when the shit hits the wall, but I can't quite wrap my head around just how disconnected people like nick can be while still retaining some grip on other aspects of reality. He has full blown psychosis levels of not-give-a-fuck, but only a fraction of the reality mangling delusions. He says "I smeared my walls with shit", whereas some other shitsmearing nutcase wouldn't be able to physically explain why they did it if they tried.
Say what you will about his stupidity, but he was always coherent, he just had terrible logic. I was hoping and expecting that he would realize the true extent of what he did at the trial, and show some kind of emotion, either out of regret or even just self pity, but nothing. He knows he is fucked, but he doesn't seem to give a shit. Is it due to medication? or his faulty thinking? I desperately want to know how he is processing all this. I want him to have regret for his actions, but i wonder to what extent he will be able to experience it, if at all.
 
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Triggered Fivehead said:
Only 1 more day!

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Those god-damn fucking teefs are awkward as Hell to look at! Two middle front tilted back at extreme angle, with the ones next to those tilted outward at the opposite extreme angle. How the fuck can that even happen in nature?? Even Taters has a better set of chompers I'll bet.
 
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Venusaur said:
I don't know if any field agents went to the sentencing, but hopefully @maddipuppy or somebody else with sources can tell us what the outcome of the sentencing was. All we can do is patiently wait for an update.
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I don't really have sources... if you want my prediction, I think he still doesn't believe the truth about his situation. if he really reacted blankly, then he probably is still in denial about it. maybe after today he has to accept it but I think at most, up until now, he has just been living in his little world. like, he still believes he isn't guilty, and with Nick logic, he's probably still holding out for them to just decide he was innocent the whole time like in his cartoons.
 
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atm said:
@Null better get that javascript confetti thing ready for the front page.
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Fingers crossed. Unless he gets a ridiculously low sentence we should be able to celebrate no matter what. His guilt and punishment of jail is confirmed, we can enjoy this because no matter what he's staying in there for a long amount of time.
 
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I just wanna say that of all the weird, gross, perverted crap on this board, this is the only cow who has ever made me so personally uncomfortable that even seeing thread updates gave me a cold chill. At the same time, it's very strange to see a cow saga end with such finality. This is something we probably won't see again unless or until a lolcow actually dies on our watch. Still, I'll breathe a little easier when both this thread and Nick have been locked up for good.
 
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That shit gave me nightmares for days. I hope he goes to the toughest prisons. One of my baes was in Graterford, it is no fun, the guards like to do "nightstick parties"

After the sentence is handed down, do something nice for yourselves. Take a walk, love the one your with, eat some tasty food, and know that one less evil person is out there.
 
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Professor Paradox said:
When are we going to know how long he was sentenced for?
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Unless someone went (doubt it), we'll know when the docket updates (takes weeks; is strangely back to "Awaiting PSI completion" again) or when it's on the news. Given that local news tends to run court blotter stories, we might know as soon as tonight.
 
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