Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

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AgendaPoster said:
"But what about ooooooooooookraine, and the hohol pigs, waahhhhh"
Wait a sec!
Are you posting neocon Jews as an example of good reasoning?
The absolute state of the vatnik lands lmao
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Weren't you just screeching the same thing as those neocon Jews, about how America should do everything within their power to send more weapons to Ukraine? (at the expense of the American taxpayer, of course)
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Very interesting.
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So WW2 larp turned into full blown WW1 one? Quite amusing.
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And Ukraine, represented by Podolyak, has already refused the Christmas truce
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Badungus Kabungus said:
Who owns Crimea?
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That's a speedy set of goalposts you've got there.

You were coping for weeks that Kherson would never fall to the hohols.

Izium would be conquered in days.

Kharkiv would be Russian clay forever.

Now the cope is "Ukraine can't take back territory", despite the fact that it keeps taking back territory, and that Crimea is currently in Russian hands so obviously it always will be. I'm sure we'll be hearing the same song and dance about whatever new defensive line Russia falls back to next.
 
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teriyakiburns said:
That's a speedy set of goalposts you've got there.

You were coping for weeks that Kherson would never fall to the hohols.

Izium would be conquered in days.

Kharkiv would be Russian clay forever.

Now the cope is "Ukraine can't take back territory", despite the fact that it keeps taking back territory, and that Crimea is currently in Russian hands so obviously it always will be. I'm sure we'll be hearing the same song and dance about whatever new defensive line Russia falls back to next.
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Yes I'm sure all of that happened. When do YOU think Ukraine will regain all their territory, Crimea included?
 
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US Embassy to Russians: "What is happening is not worthy of you"
The US Embassy in Russia directly addressed to the Russians: we appeal to the people of Russia — our countries have competed and cooperated to overcome the greatest challenges facing the world. Your literature is taught in our schools. Your works are performed in our most prestigious cultural institutions. Throughout history, our countries have been united by the commonality of cultures and our achievements. We believe that what is happening [the Russian war in Ukraine] it is not worthy of you, and we stand in solidarity with each of you who seeks to create a more peaceful future.
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https://twitter.com/USEmbRu/status/1610690001011970048

https://www.svoboda.org/a/posoljstv...roishodyaschee-vas-ne-dostoyno-/32207968.html


I'm not sure if it's still hilarious or if we've already passed this milestone.
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Useful_Mistake said:
Mykhailo Podolyak, an adviser to the Head of the Office of President of Ukraine, said Russia must leave “occupied territories” in Ukraine before any “temporary truce."
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Well, that suggestion of peace didn't last.
Useful_Mistake said:
First. Ukraine doesn't attack foreign territory and doesn't kill civilians.
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lol, guess this didn't happen:
White_N said:
US Embassy to Russians: "What is happening is not worthy of you"
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If only they knew how ironic this was
 
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Nobody's talked about this yet, but the first bunch of convicts who joined Wagner to either avoid dying in prison or getting out senile in prison were let off yesterday. Prigozhin even let RIA film and report on it.

Now, what's the Over/Under on these guys reoffending in the next couple years?

EDIT: Also I just realized, the contract length is supposed to be 6 months, the video of Prigozhin recruiting at the prison leaked in either late August or September, so this video inplies they were recruiting prisoners with the promise of a pardon since at least very late May.
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
Here's something interesting. Wagner posted a photo of a dead American mercenary along with all the loot he carried. Note the can of Monster Energy.
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The only thing making me believe this photo (I doubt photos like that out of principle) is the Monster can. I 100% can believe an American would go into battle chugging Monster Energy. I'm not even critiquing them for it, just sounds funny.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
The only thing making me believe this photo (I doubt photos like that out of principle) is the Monster can. I 100% can believe an American would go into battle chugging Monster Energy. I'm not even critiquing them for it, just sounds funny.
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I do think it's legit too. The more fake looking photos usually include an American driver license or a passport or such, but no specific details like a can of Monster.
 
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Putin has ordered a 36 hour cease fire for Christmas...
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Putin instructed to introduce a ceasefire along the entire line of combat contact between the parties in Ukraine from 12:00 Moscow time on January 6 to 24:00 on January 7, the Kremlin said: )

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draggs said:
Vatniggers are never going to like you no matter how much you disparage the military power of the United States
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The patriotic autism is stronk on each side lmao.
I literally said a number of times US is the biggest empire that this planet ever knew. You want reassurances the F22 and 35 are the greatest fighter jets and your nuclear arsenal the most modern? There, there /pet.
Here's how things go:
- I don't care if "Russians dislike me", they obviously do and there's no fixing that
- If you're an American and you're mad at me for mocking your exportation of D&I and buttseks defending across the planet, it is YOU who are fucking misguided, not me. I'm not gonna lie that Biden's regime trying to protect tranny and minority rights is something cool that should be praised. Did you know the blompf admin also played that game of protecting faggotry? Did you know that mass migration continued regardless of regime, and America continues to become more and more mongrelized?
Do you expect that importing Venezuelans and Guatemalans is the same as importing Europeans? You think Cubans care that Russia is bombing Ukraine?
If the US is to continue its European path and solidarity, the muttification MUST stop. Demographics matter, it's indefensible that the US is doing this. No, I will not lie that I like it. Be Europeans, like the colonizers and settlers that tamed the continent 300 years ago.
This is a matter of TRUTH, not about who likes you or not. Being military allies does not mean that your social policies are OK, please do better, it's humiliating that there's so much social decay in the US and such a drift from what the US stood for not that long ago, kindly consider fixing things, thanks.
 
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just a banana said:
seems they're going to do some form of a ceasefire anyway, for reasons well beyond my comprehension...
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Yeah.....yeah this is literally an episode of South Park now

I gotta be real....im not sure I have ever seen a case where a country unilaterally declares a ceasefire, gets it rejected, and then proceeds to try and carry it out anyway

....especially when its the country that invaded doing this on occupied territory

....especially when its the country thats been claiming its 100% winning until now

....especially when its the self declared military superpower doing this

Like the only thing that comes to mind with this shit is when the nascent USSR declared a unilateral peace with germany in WW1......and then swiftly lost all their holdings in eastern europe until they finally made an official surrender
 
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