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https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

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Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."

 

[AnOminous]

A former colleague of mine never relaxes when he sees a non-leashed dog. It doesn't even have to be a pitbull.

The hidden thing you're seeing when you see an unleashed dog is a shitty owner. So the dog is probably shitty too. I had an asshole neighbor with one of these nasty surly mongrel yellow dogs that would approach aggressively and I'd chase it off. Then once it pulled that shit in my yard so I kicked it in the face. It never came near me again. Hope it got hit by a car eventually.

Just lie to the police that someone had a weapon when they didn't? That's terrible advice and illegal.

And then if you get hauled into court and have to testify in your own defense, you will be shredded on cross examination because you lied to the cops, and convicted even if you're innocent.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I don't think this was posted, but if it was it's worth reposting anyway. This is from 2016, and features a pitbull attacking a porcupine.

Take note of how the pitbull ignores both the owner's commands and the quills in its face to keep attacking the porcupine. Note the incongruity of the video description and the video itself: it says the owners tried to save the porcupine, but the video shows they just shot it, point-blank. Also note how the dog presses the attack even after the porcupine is killed, and ignores its owners yet again.

I know this was mentioned before, but I will say it again: porcupines are herbivores, and are naturally peaceful. They do not "attack" other animals; they defend themselves from predators with their quills. They are the animal equivalent of the phrase, "fuck around and find out."

One final thing of note: the video's owner disabled all comments, likes, and dislikes. I'll let you judge why.

 

[Tinnitus]

I don't think this was posted, but if it was it's worth reposting anyway. This is from 2016, and features a pitbull attacking a porcupine.

Take note of how the pitbull ignores both the owner's commands and the quills in its face to keep attacking the porcupine. Note the incongruity of the video description and the video itself: it says the owners tried to save the porcupine, but the video shows they just shot it, point-blank. Also note how the dog presses the attack even after the porcupine is killed, and ignores its owners yet again.

I know this was mentioned before, but I will say it again: porcupines are herbivores, and are naturally peaceful. They do not "attack" other animals; they defend themselves from predators with their quills. They are the animal equivalent of the phrase, "fuck around and find out."

One final thing of note: the video's owner disabled all comments, likes, and dislikes. I'll let you judge why.

I think they were hunting with Pitbulls and decided "let him have some fun with that porcupine and we'll shoot it later" which is animal cruelty.

Weird how that video didn't get pulled and the police called on the uploader.

P.S. Wrong animal got shot

 

[John.Doe]

When it comes to fighting other animals, nature has give humans two very powerful weapons. Opposable fingers and front facing incisors. You can jam your thumb or fingers into any animals eye socket. Apply enough force and you can break the orbital bone and drive your digit all the way into the frontal lobe. Instant death.

Never doubt the power of limbs originally designed for brachiation, i.e swinging from branch to branch. Sure, that makes the primate arm that humans possess very good at throwing rocks and pointy sticks, but that is just the beginning of their capability. Did you know that the same biomechanics used to grip tree trunks can also be applied directly to other mammals? Its True! Primates are the absolute kings of grappling and MMA, even weak ass humans!

Try this One Weird Trick on any Canine:
Step 1: Maneuver yourself to be behind or on top of its body.
Step 2: Wrap your uniquely jointed arms around its neck from behind.
Step 3: Wrap your legs around its body like a slippery baobab trunk.
Step 4: Squeeze the life out of the fucker like you're channeling an anaconda.
Step 5: (Optional) Hoot in celebration before skinning it with a sharp stone or gazelle jawbone.

If the canine is currently lashed onto one of your freakish primate arms, you need to do a front choke. More challenging, but perhaps you should have thrown some sharp sticks or pointy rocks at it before the shitbull got too close. Maybe you didn't have a tree handy to do your Monkey Special, we all understand.
Step 1: Bull rush into the shitbull to knock it down. It should be easy, as their instinct is to pull once jaw-locked.
Step 2: If they release your arm, see above. Otherwise, use your leverage to lift their muzzle up.
Step 3: Drive your pointy primate elbow directly into their throat and lean all your weight onto it.
Step 4: Use your legs to grip their body like a baobab and stabilize your pin.
Step 5: Maintain until they die. They can't bite your face without letting go of your arm, and if they try just shove your arm deeper into its mouth to pin and control it. Your arm was already shredded, don't be afraid to push.

Frankly, unless the shitbull gets a lucky surprise neck bite or you're some kind of weakling like a grandma or soyboy, they will likely lose a 1 on 1 engagement with any reasonably calm human. This is likely why shitbulls like to eat children or attack in packs, they are cowards on the lookout for an easy meal. Don't give it to them.

 

[DespotCTM]

My wife had to throw water on them to break them up. I tried sticking my finger up my dog’s ass but it didn’t work.

The only thing that seems to actually work on pits is choking them out. Get your arm around that fucker's neck and just tighten it like your asshole in prison showers.

Pitbulls were bred to not let go when they bite and shake for max damage, these bastards don't let go even when severely injured just look up that pit who wanted to nanny a big ass horse and that horse kicked it hard several times and it still went at it

 

[Troon_Patrol]

My sister in law has a pit, stupid fucking thing has bit 2 family members so far.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I love how this thread is full of graphic "how too's on the best way to kill these murder mutts. We should write a Wiki How article and see how long it takes for the shrieking to start and it getting deleted.

 

[AnOminous]

This is likely why shitbulls like to eat children or attack in packs, they are cowards on the lookout for an easy meal. Don't give it to them.

I wouldn't call something that latches on to an actual bull over ten times its size or a porcupine, and doesn't let go even after serious injury, a coward. If anything, they're absolutely fucking insane and lack the fear and respect for humans that makes normal, non-insane dogs manageable.

 

[Tinnitus]

My sister in law has a pit, stupid fucking thing has bit 2 family members so far.

You mean to tell me you know the girl with no Lips aka Homer Simpson?

Tell me has your in law ever talked to Homer after what her pit did?

Edit:if you google girl got lips bit by pitbull you get two videos of her and a 3rd where a pit kisses someone. It's pretty hilarious.

 

[God's drunkest driver]

I'll camp this thread for sure.

A former colleague of mine never relaxes when he sees a non-leashed dog. It doesn't even have to be a pitbull.

I'm this way. I don't trust strange dogs. About 10 years ago an unleashed shitbull ran into my yard and killed my cat unprovoked while I was at work, he was a good cat and was just chilling on a chair on my porch. I grew up with dogs, including hunting dogs, had my own. I generally liked them though other people's poorly behaved dogs jumping and not leaving me alone when I wanted always bugged me. Something in me changed when I saw my dead cat and the footage of it happening on the security camera recording, ever since I have been even more suspicious of loose dogs. I used to drive around the neighborhood in my truck looking for that dog, swearing to myself if I saw it in the road I'd run it over. Never did. My suspicion of loose dogs has greatly increased since the birth of my children.

 

[AnOminous]

The only thing a pit bull respects is a bullet, directly into the brain, and the only reason it respects that is that it ceases to function.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Never doubt the power of limbs originally designed for brachiation, i.e swinging from branch to branch. Sure, that makes the primate arm that humans possess very good at throwing rocks and pointy sticks, but that is just the beginning of their capability. Did you know that the same biomechanics used to grip tree trunks can also be applied directly to other mammals? Its True! Primates are the absolute kings of grappling and MMA, even weak ass humans!

Try this One Weird Trick on any Canine:
Step 1: Maneuver yourself to be behind or on top of its body.
Step 2: Wrap your uniquely jointed arms around its neck from behind.
Step 3: Wrap your legs around its body like a slippery baobab trunk.
Step 4: Squeeze the life out of the fucker like you're channeling an anaconda.
Step 5: (Optional) Hoot in celebration before skinning it with a sharp stone or gazelle jawbone.

If the canine is currently lashed onto one of your freakish primate arms, you need to do a front choke. More challenging, but perhaps you should have thrown some sharp sticks or pointy rocks at it before the shitbull got too close. Maybe you didn't have a tree handy to do your Monkey Special, we all understand.
Step 1: Bull rush into the shitbull to knock it down. It should be easy, as their instinct is to pull once jaw-locked.
Step 2: If they release your arm, see above. Otherwise, use your leverage to lift their muzzle up.
Step 3: Drive your pointy primate elbow directly into their throat and lean all your weight onto it.
Step 4: Use your legs to grip their body like a baobab and stabilize your pin.
Step 5: Maintain until they die. They can't bite your face without letting go of your arm, and if they try just shove your arm deeper into its mouth to pin and control it. Your arm was already shredded, don't be afraid to push.

Frankly, unless the shitbull gets a lucky surprise neck bite or you're some kind of weakling like a grandma or soyboy, they will likely lose a 1 on 1 engagement with any reasonably calm human. This is likely why shitbulls like to eat children or attack in packs, they are cowards on the lookout for an easy meal. Don't give it to them.

 

[Pokemon Conquistador]

I'll camp this thread for sure.



I'm this way. I don't trust strange dogs. About 10 years ago an unleashed shitbull ran into my yard and killed my cat unprovoked while I was at work, he was a good cat and was just chilling on a chair on my porch. I grew up with dogs, including hunting dogs, had my own. I generally liked them though other people's poorly behaved dogs jumping and not leaving me alone when I wanted always bugged me. Something in me changed when I saw my dead cat and the footage of it happening on the security camera recording, ever since I have been even more suspicious of loose dogs. I used to drive around the neighborhood in my truck looking for that dog, swearing to myself if I saw it in the road I'd run it over. Never did. My suspicion of loose dogs has greatly increased since the birth of my children.

If I knew pits were breaking into my yard, I'd be strongly tempted to leave open bowls of antifreeze lying around. Neighbors can't do shit about it, if they don't know they're there. Normally, I'd recoil in horror at the idea of poisoning any dog, but if the only alternative is having MY animals or children die, (and the owners consistently refuse to do shit about their murdermutts breaking in,) then I'd feel I had no choice. We've seen abundant evidence in this thread that the law isn't going to do shit about pitbulls and shitty owners until after a kid gets killed.

 

[DespotCTM]

We've seen abundant evidence in this thread that the law isn't going to do shit about pitbulls and shitty owners until after a kid gets killed.

Pit owners barely get moving when their dog is mauling someone BUT if their pit is losing those fucks haul ass to save it

Huh turns out there is an entire subreddit (/r/BanPitbulls) that posts tons of vids and pictures of pitbull attacks and aftermaths, super informative, super depressing

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Pit owners barely get moving when their dog is mauling someone BUT if their pit is losing those fucks haul ass to save it

I don't know why nigger behavior isn't expected from the owners of nigger dogs.

 

[John.Doe]

I don't know why nigger behavior isn't expected from the owners of nigger dogs.

The same solution applies equally to both, high velocity lead.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I don't think this was posted, but if it was it's worth reposting anyway. This is from 2016, and features a pitbull attacking a porcupine.

Take note of how the pitbull ignores both the owner's commands and the quills in its face to keep attacking the porcupine. Note the incongruity of the video description and the video itself: it says the owners tried to save the porcupine, but the video shows they just shot it, point-blank. Also note how the dog presses the attack even after the porcupine is killed, and ignores its owners yet again.

I know this was mentioned before, but I will say it again: porcupines are herbivores, and are naturally peaceful. They do not "attack" other animals; they defend themselves from predators with their quills. They are the animal equivalent of the phrase, "fuck around and find out."

One final thing of note: the video's owner disabled all comments, likes, and dislikes. I'll let you judge why.

They should've shot the dog instead.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

They should've shot the dog instead.

I just rewatched and saw a detail I missed: they said they shot the porcupine at least once (in the jaw.) So not only was the porcupine getting bit by the pitbull, it was also suffering from at least one gunshot wound.

They should've shot the dog, and then themselves.

 

[Product Placement]

Pit owners barely get moving when their dog is mauling someone BUT if their pit is losing those fucks haul ass to save it

Huh turns out there is an entire subreddit (/r/BanPitbulls) that posts tons of vids and pictures of pitbull attacks and aftermaths, super informative, super depressing

That maybe the only good reddit page

 

[Null]

fuck i hate shitbulls and the white niggers that own them