DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

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[LilypaCastsUpper]

This "FGC" talk from DSP is especially cringe. It's like he's referring to the Q Continuum from Star Trek or something; it's so vague and abstract. Is he being vague on purpose because he's a bitch who doesn't want to call anyone out specifically?

If DSP could quit twitter cold turkey I think it could turn his life around. It'd be like taking off the blindfold and seeing reality for what it is: the void and emptiness that is his actual existence.

He's actually Munson from the movie Kingpin. Fucking up is called a "Munson" or a "DSP" haha.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I still can't understand how he dressed up like a karen and his 40yo self agreed on broadcasting himself over the internet.

He thought he looked hot.

This "FGC" talk from DSP is especially cringe. It's like he's referring to the Q Continuum from Star Trek or something; it's so vague and abstract. Is he being vague on purpose because he's a bitch who doesn't want to call anyone out specifically?

If DSP could quit twitter cold turkey I think it could turn his life around. It'd be like taking off the blindfold and seeing reality for what it is: the void and emptiness that is his actual existence.

He's actually Munson from the movie Kingpin. Fucking up is called a "Munson" or a "DSP" haha.

He's being vague because he doesn't know anything at all about the fgc now and he's butthurt no one wants anything to do with him because he's an asshole.

 

[We Are The Witches]

What is the music sample?

If you see the clip or the intro, there's like an amateurish guitar solo that seems to have nothing to do with DSP.

That was made by someone that gave it to him years ago to test how it would do as an intro. I believe it was used once as such, and never again.

Then DSP lost permission to use that since I know who made it, but he either forgot that and where did he get the sound clip, or believed someone else resubmitting it to him. Although I don't think the latter is very likely, since the sound clip was only played once (maybe twice from what I know), so DSP must have completely forgotten, then looked in his saved old files in order to display the intro again.
[I'm presenting no evidence of this, so you can take my word or not, it's fine either way]

He also doesn't have permission to use the image with the red/black background, but he believes it's his content since it's transformative with his face on it.

 

[RandyFries]

If you see the clip or the intro, there's like an amateurish guitar solo that seems to have nothing to do with DSP.

That was made by someone that gave it to him years ago to test how it would do as an intro. I believe it was used once as such, and never again.

Then DSP lost permission to use that since I know who made it, but he either forgot that and where did he get the sound clip, or believed someone else resubmitting it to him. Although I don't think the latter is very likely, since the sound clip was only played once (maybe twice from what I know), so DSP must have completely forgotten, then looked in his saved old files in order to display the intro again.
[I'm presenting no evidence of this, so you can take my word or not, it's fine either way]

He also doesn't have permission to use the image with the red/black background, but he believes it's his content since it's transformative with his face on it.

The guitar is from a song called “I Hate You” by a band called Verbal Abuse. Slayer did a cover of it on their album Undisputed Attitude.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

There was some clip going around of Phil crying and sneeding because people don't believe he has a real family. He tells everyone to go look up the word family in the dictionary.

Now if you didn't know the google definition of family it's:
a group of one or more parents and their children living together as a unit.

Someone. Please. Get this definition to him. Because he really sat there in siege mode telling people they need help if they don't think he has a family. This guy is so lost in the gouty sauce that he's also lost the plot.
The bottom line is thus: Phil. You do not have a family. You and Katherine are a couple. A married filing separately couple. A married couple who own a cat because the penne is alDENTe. You are doing more damage to your relationship by pretending it's anything other than tying some poor autistic girl down so you can continue to present a facade of being a mature adult. You're not. Your a stereotypical fat, smelly, antisocial, gamer nerd.

Spoiler: Spoiler

That's all I wanted to say. I'm trying to only post biweekly but I'm slowly losing interest. I got a new lol cow to gawk at. Here's a hint. *boom* "gotta go guys a storms coming"

 

[Tears for T]

Now if you didn't know the google definition of family it's:
a group of one or more parents and their children living together as a unit.

Yeah, is not Jasper his son?
Sounds like one modern american family to me.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Yeah, is not Jasper his son?
Sounds like one modern american family to me.

He's a real Archie Bonkers with Eatith and Meathead the cat

 

[We Are The Witches]

The guitar is from a song called “I Hate You” by a band called Verbal Abuse. Slayer did a cover of it on their album Undisputed Attitude.

No it's not.

May sound like it, but it's not.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

"Can I be your son when Jasper dies?" -Derich to DSP, most likely

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Korsakoff's Syndrome is a helluva thing.

And speaking of cringe:

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Come the game's release, and the dev's won't know what they're doing because they didn't fix the lag, and that they ruined his favorite franchise and that the devs should be embarrassed that they released this dogshit game and dood there's too much lag and it wasn't like this in the beta and all that other shit.

Yeah, don't bruise your fat fucking hips dick-riding so hard Phil, because we know you're going to turn coat against the SF6 devs the minute good players start bodying you two weeks after the game's release. How fucking predictable.

 

[XXXG-01H]

That and the 6 Stars on WWE Champions. His begging has gone through the roof since.

EDIT

Seems they were introduced in July 2022
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"The new Hogan evhalved, dood! jus' like a pokamhan! See dat? Das' cool, dood. Hu-hu he evhalved aww'right, very nice."

 

[Balr0g]

Come the game's release, and the dev's won't know what they're doing because they didn't fix the lag, and that they ruined his favorite franchise and that the devs should be embarrassed that they released this dogshit game and dood there's too much lag and it wasn't like this in the beta and all that other shit.

Yeah, don't bruise your fat fucking hips dick-riding so hard Phil, because we know you're going to turn coat against the SF6 devs the minute good players start bodying you two weeks after the game's release. How fucking predictable.

Oh and don't forget the devs still offer no option to hide the lobby chat so Phil will black the screen every time someone says "It's DSPgayming" or "I can't block" or "It's lag doooood"

 

[Elescondido]

There was some clip going around of Phil crying and sneeding because people don't believe he has a real family. He tells everyone to go look up the word family in the dictionary.

Now if you didn't know the google definition of family it's:
a group of one or more parents and their children living together as a unit.

Someone. Please. Get this definition to him. Because he really sat there in siege mode telling people they need help if they don't think he has a family. This guy is so lost in the gouty sauce that he's also lost the plot.
The bottom line is thus: Phil. You do not have a family. You and Katherine are a couple. A married filing separately couple. A married couple who own a cat because the penne is alDENTe. You are doing more damage to your relationship by pretending it's anything other than tying some poor autistic girl down so you can continue to present a facade of being a mature adult. You're not. Your a stereotypical fat, smelly, antisocial, gamer nerd.

Spoiler: Spoiler

That's all I wanted to say. I'm trying to only post biweekly but I'm slowly losing interest. I got a new lol cow to gawk at. Here's a hint. *boom* "gotta go guys a storms coming"

I feel people wouldnt care about the family stuff if it wasnt for the fact that he loves to say "my wife AND MY FAMILY"...
Even if we granted Kat as a family member wheres the rest ?
He unironically thinks of jasper as his son thats why when he talked about jasper's urine infections he reffered to himself as a cat parent and he somehow doesnt get that people use those terms in a tongue and cheek way ..... not literally

 

[SkitzoTard]

Gotta be a photoshop, does anyone know the sauce for this? I checked a lot of recent pages and didn't see it, maybe it's old.

I hope it's real because that would be a hilarious picture regardless of the context.

 

[detractorzer0]

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Gotta be a photoshop, does anyone know the sauce for this? I checked a lot of recent pages and didn't see it, maybe it's old.

I hope it's real because that would be a hilarious picture regardless of the context.

I think I saw someone say that the original was from a recent feasting. He's holding up a bag the food was in.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Gotta be a photoshop, does anyone know the sauce for this? I checked a lot of recent pages and didn't see it, maybe it's old.

I hope it's real because that would be a hilarious picture regardless of the context.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA0Qk4KbxlE&t=428s

 

[Iron Hamster]

Gotta be a photoshop, does anyone know the sauce for this? I checked a lot of recent pages and didn't see it, maybe it's old.

I hope it's real because that would be a hilarious picture regardless of the context.

It's the new discount beekeeper hat goal. He will also have a feedbag on the fag and eat klan chowder

 

[clothes in my closet]

Possible breaking of pignosis??? Gets berated and now this..

i'm pretty sure plumgorl was always a stealth detractor.

Actually used to paypig pretty decently tbh.

Apologies for being late on this, KF wouldn't let me upload screenshots


Plumgorl is a man larping as a woman. Phil knows this. He has slipped up and called Plumgorl "he" several times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8XBLB0OFHw&t=1544s

(Clip begins at 25:44 , calls Plumgorl "he" at 26:25 , 26:33 , and 26:36 )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YVrXb5Jaok&t=91s

(Clip begins at 1:31 , mushmouths "he" at 1:38 )

These clips ^ are in stark contrast to where Phil, usually and clearly, says "she"


"Plumgorl" has been asked about this, this is "her" response

The Plumgorl larp is a late 20's female who lives in Omaha, Nebraska. English major in college, has a career, has a husband, has dogs, and loves giving money to DarkSydePhil.

Ask yourself, "Why would a successful, 20 something female with a fulfilling life, not only be a DSP fan, but also a financial supporter?"

Spoiler: The obvious answer

She wouldnt.

Lets analyze a few things here.

Fears the insane Kiwi Farmers, yet goes out of her way to tell you every detail of her life. Does this make sense to you? Why would someone do this?

Because Plumgorl is not a real gorl, Plumgorl is a larp. And like every larp in this vortex, the person behind the larp makes sure you know exactly what the larp is.

For example :

Lets look at some chat logs from 2 different whales

Do you notice any similarities? They tell you exactly where they live and name local businesses with the emphasis on LOCAL for seemingly no reason. Why would a real person do this?


Heres another example

It seems that if there is a whale, and if that whale stirs up shit in Phils chat/the vortex, there is always some sort of story or larp to this whale, and the whale makes sure that people know this.



In fact, sometimes the whales have things in common

I guess it must be confusing keeping track of all the larps, so sometimes one larp spills over into another.


And if you still weren't convinced, the Plumgorl account was created just to give Phil money, then dissapeared for a year. Seems like dissapearing/reappearing accounts tend to be a theme, huh?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Apologies for being late on this, KF wouldn't let me upload screenshots


Plumgorl is a man larping as a woman. Phil knows this. He has slipped up and called Plumgorl "he" several times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8XBLB0OFHw&t=1544s

(Clip begins at 25:44 , calls Plumgorl "he" at 26:25 , 26:33 , and 26:36 )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YVrXb5Jaok&t=91s

(Clip begins at 1:31 , mushmouths "he" at 1:38 )

These clips ^ are in stark contrast to where Phil, usually and clearly, says "she"


"Plumgorl" has been asked about this, this is "her" response

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The Plumgorl larp is a late 20's female who lives in Omaha, Nebraska. English major in college, has a career, has a husband, has dogs, and loves giving money to DarkSydePhil.



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Ask yourself, "Why would a successful, 20 something female with a fulfilling life, not only be a DSP fan, but also a financial supporter?"

Spoiler: The obvious answer

She wouldnt.

Lets analyze a few things here.

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Fears the insane Kiwi Farmers, yet goes out of her way to tell you every detail of her life. Does this make sense to you? Why would someone do this?

Because Plumgorl is not a real gorl, Plumgorl is a larp. And like every larp in this vortex, the person behind the larp makes sure you exactly what the larp is.

For example :

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Lets look at some chat logs from 2 different whales


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Do you notice any similarities? They tell you exactly where they live and name local businesses with the emphasis on LOCAL for seemingly no reason. Why would a real person do this?


Heres another example

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It seems that if there is a whale, and if that whale stirs up shit in Phils chat/the vortex, there is always some sort of story or larp to this whale, and the whale makes sure that people know this.



In fact, sometimes the whales have things in common

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I guess it must be confusing keeping track of all the larps, so sometimes one larp spills over into another.


And if you still weren't convinced, the Plumgorl account was created just to give Phil money, then dissapeared for a year. Seems like dissapearing/reappearing accounts tend to be a theme, huh?

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i want to rate this autistic, but as a compliment