DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TyrasGuard]

"Autistic but very interesting investigation"

I actually find it hard to differentiate indoctrinated dents from fake accounts, they all sound like Phil after enough pignosis.

I have to say though, using fake accounts as "donation starters" is probably the best idea Phil ever had in a decade. I wouldn't be surprised if one of those accounts also gives "bounties" to Phil when he plays MW2 Warzone

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phail called into a podcast:

 

[Agent Proper]

Phail called into a podcast:

I fucking swear, one day someone is going to have to study the Pig Roach and his Cult just to make sure that they're not all some Autistic AI.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Phail called into a podcast:

What is the video they're listening to? It's actually pretty funny.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

You know it's sort of wild that Dave's pre-streams used to get mocked for being 30 to 45 minutes. Like it was a joke on here back in ye olde days of Thread 1 (back in the Leanna arc before his life fell apart) whenever he hit 30+ minutes of rambling, something worth posting about to make fun of. Unhinged rants about Leanna going to the hospital or buyer's markets for cars or whenever he'd get baited about his ten year legacy were unusual every few month specials.

But as the years have gone on (oh God its been years shoot me) and the man has spiraled further into madness, what used to be a hilariously long ramble is would now be an unthinkably short pre-stream.


The man has fallen apart so badly and slippery sloped so much he's some kind of wacky ship of theseus parody of himself. Where the 'himself' he is parodying is 'man who can't youtube properly".

I think having stream chat has overall hurt his quality as a thing to point at laugh at gameplay wise (shoutout half life barrel) but like on a fundamental level Phil is infinitely more mockable than he was when he was pouring grease down his toilet.

I think a lot of people who picked up on Phil post Dutch Brownies/Bankruptcy/Khet Hostage Video don't realize how absolutely FUCKED he is compared to the Leanna days. Like he's honestly unrecognizable as the same person from when he'd just take days off to go live his life to now where he's incapable of going to buy groceries unless escorted by his guard horse.

 

[Iron Hamster]

What is the video they're listening to? It's actually pretty funny.

Someone made a voicemail piecing Phail's words together.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Speaking of reminiscing on Old Phil, I want ro point out that May 2023 is TEN YEARS of Phil on the farms. I hope someone can cobble up a good timeline update of happenings.

Also I noticed This video is almost ten years old.

do we think Phil's current condo is as stuffed with shit as his old one was? I honestly forgot the man was such a bad hoarder. I know Kat made him pitch his hallway stacks of blurays at least.

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

Is he being vague on purpose because he's a bitch who doesn't want to call anyone out specifically?

It's absolutely because he's a pussy bitch.

What is the video they're listening to? It's actually pretty funny.

There is no video, it's audio messages people send them

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

You know it's sort of wild that Dave's pre-streams used to get mocked for being 30 to 45 minutes. Like it was a joke on here back in ye olde days of Thread 1 (back in the Leanna arc before his life fell apart) whenever he hit 30+ minutes of rambling, something worth posting about to make fun of. Unhinged rants about Leanna going to the hospital or buyer's markets for cars or whenever he'd get baited about his ten year legacy were unusual every few month specials.

But as the years have gone on (oh God its been years shoot me) and the man has spiraled further into madness, what used to be a hilariously long ramble is would now be an unthinkably short pre-stream.


The man has fallen apart so badly and slippery sloped so much he's some kind of wacky ship of theseus parody of himself. Where the 'himself' he is parodying is 'man who can't youtube properly".

I think having stream chat has overall hurt his quality as a thing to point at laugh at gameplay wise (shoutout half life barrel) but like on a fundamental level Phil is infinitely more mockable than he was when he was pouring grease down his toilet.

I think a lot of people who picked up on Phil post Dutch Brownies/Bankruptcy/Khet Hostage Video don't realize how absolutely FUCKED he is compared to the Leanna days. Like he's honestly unrecognizable as the same person from when he'd just take days off to go live his life to now where he's incapable of going to buy groceries unless escorted by his guard horse.

I also remember back in the day the "prestream podcasts" being just a once a week thing, and they lasted 10 minutes usually, while the prestreams were actual prestreams, 5-10 minutes of a slideshow waiting for people to come and Phail to be ready and he more or less just went straight to gameplay. When the podcasts turned into copecasts (or controller boycotts as @Iron Hamster calls them) back in what? 2019? They were an hour long, last year had the length of the average copecast lengthened to an hour and a half, and by the end of 2022 so many of them went past the 2 hour mark, so I won't be surprised if 2 hour copecasts become the norm this year.

 

[arrivefriday]

Speaking of reminiscing on Old Phil, I want ro point out that May 2023 is TEN YEARS of Phil on the farms. I hope someone can cobble up a good timeline update of happenings.

Also I noticed This video is almost ten years old.

do we think Phil's current condo is as stuffed with shit as his old one was? I honestly forgot the man was such a bad hoarder. I know Kat made him pitch his hallway stacks of blurays at least.

At the very least it's as filthy, maybe even more. This guy was in his 30's when recording this video and somehow he wasn't embarrassed about posting this.

I don't think someone who barely cleans their tiny ass apartment is gonna clean their much larger house, especially not Dave. I'm sure Kat did her fair share of cleaning when she had just gotten there but judging by how these people live now, I'd say they don't really do a lot of work around the house.

 

[Viscious Seviper]

Lets look at some chat logs from 2 different whales

How do you access the chatlogs in the first place?

 

[Chernabog3000]

There is no video, it's audio messages people send them

There used to be a channel, forget who exactly. They would chop and splice daves rants and shit to make him say funny things. Drawing a blank on the name but it was decently popular for a while. Not sure if it got bant or some shit, having trouble finding it. They'd get a decent amount of views tho so I'm sure someone remembers. Sounds exactly like the type of shit that guy used to make, albeit whoever sent this in a little less talented. The dude I'm talking about was really good at balancing audio making it smooth and not choppy. Simalr style of humor tho. May be the same the same guy.

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

youtu.be

Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs is who I'm thinking off.

 

[Mentally Iller Detractor]

do we think Phil's current condo is as stuffed with shit as his old one was? I honestly forgot the man was such a bad hoarder. I know Kat made him pitch his hallway stacks of blurays at least.

Phil has exchanged hoarding physical toys for digital pictures of roided men. Plus he bought a condo big enough for a family of 5 and it's just him and Kat there so there's plenty of unused rooms for him to stash his old shit in. He's already said he could do another closet stream just with all the Blu-Rays he never traded in and he still has all the broken statues that are too dangerous for him to sell online laying about somewhere.

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

There used to be a channel, forget who exactly. They would chop and splice daves rants and shit to make him say funny things. Drawing a blank on the name but it was decently popular for a while. Not sure if it got bant or some shit, having trouble finding it. They'd get a decent amount of views tho so I'm sure someone remembers. Sounds exactly like the type of shit that guy used to make, albeit whoever sent this in a little less talented. The dude I'm talking about was really good at balancing audio making it smooth and not choppy. Simalr style of humor tho. May be the same the same guy.

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

youtu.be

Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs is who I'm thinking off.

It's not the same guy but DSPV makes some great youtube poop style chips, does boogie ones too

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

You know it's sort of wild that Dave's pre-streams used to get mocked for being 30 to 45 minutes. Like it was a joke on here back in ye olde days of Thread 1 (back in the Leanna arc before his life fell apart) whenever he hit 30+ minutes of rambling, something worth posting about to make fun of. Unhinged rants about Leanna going to the hospital or buyer's markets for cars or whenever he'd get baited about his ten year legacy were unusual every few month specials.

But as the years have gone on (oh God its been years shoot me) and the man has spiraled further into madness, what used to be a hilariously long ramble is would now be an unthinkably short pre-stream.


The man has fallen apart so badly and slippery sloped so much he's some kind of wacky ship of theseus parody of himself. Where the 'himself' he is parodying is 'man who can't youtube properly".

I think having stream chat has overall hurt his quality as a thing to point at laugh at gameplay wise (shoutout half life barrel) but like on a fundamental level Phil is infinitely more mockable than he was when he was pouring grease down his toilet.

I think a lot of people who picked up on Phil post Dutch Brownies/Bankruptcy/Khet Hostage Video don't realize how absolutely FUCKED he is compared to the Leanna days. Like he's honestly unrecognizable as the same person from when he'd just take days off to go live his life to now where he's incapable of going to buy groceries unless escorted by his guard horse.

Remeber when someone sent him "fan art" and it was transparent and you could see him rock back and fourth uncontrollably.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Not sure if anyone brought this up but I just checked and it appears that slayer did a purge of his YouTube DSP reacts to kpop comment section removing some of the comments from detractor channels. Now, I always used to comment stuff like "you are a sad retarded individual paying a scammer to give you attention" you know that sort of stuff which would obviously not be approved but all the other detractors were just complimenting him. I just checked his videos and there seem to be less comments, especially from detractors.

Stupid rant incoming...

As for the recent discussion of the prestream "podcast" I hate prestreams, especially long ones. I saw someone on here mention a normal prestream is 5-10 minutes long but my patience runs out after 5 minutes. I am not gonna sit in chat staring at a fucking slideshow for over 5 minutes. I understand that big streamers need to do this because they have a huge audience and they need to give everyone a bit of time to tune into the show and it's probably me having ADD or something, but I would rather tune out and come back later in the middle of the stream rather than wait and basically stare at a blank screen. The best way to do it imo is to have a VERY short pre stream and then before you jump into the main show, have a short segment where you re actually greeting some of the people who show up early and maybe talk to chat for a little bit while everyone shows up so at least there's something there!

As for Piggy's approach, his prestreams feel like pulling teeth. Last I checked, he didn't even have a timer or something to show how long you're supposed to wait because ofcourse he wouldn't have one. There's no point to a timer that he wouldn't respect anyway. Countdown would hit zero and he'd just be late all the time. The only thing he does kinda right is that he does greet his whales. He does it in chat which is not as good as talking directly to them but hey credit where it's due. At the end of the day, if you show up early you need to wait 20 or so minutes for this fat lazy fuck to start the show already. And once he does start he does his "podcast" which is a joke. Even some of the shittiest, greasiest, most degenerate or boring podcasts I've seen have at least 1 host and 1 guest on them, if not then at least 2 hosts. It takes a minimum of 2 people interacting, having a conversation to do a podcast. Not Phil tho, his podcast is just him and his insane ramblings and rants for * checks time on the last 3 level 1 podcasts * ANYWHERE BETWEEN ONE AND A HALF TO TWO HOURS! It's insane. I do not understand why he does this. It's like a weird drawn out begging segment where he just complains for 2 hours. There's no conversation. It's just one bratty asshole. I could watch a movie in the 2 hours it takes DSP to talk about his crazy day off where he lists off his doordash orders but LARPs as if he went to the store to buy it himself.

 

[clothes in my closet]

How do you access the chatlogs in the first place?

Archive Chat Logs

The site is run by our good buddy @Third_World_Detractor

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I wonder if some of these Dented Cult members have severe halitosis or that rare disease where your body odor smells like a fish market (actually a real thing). Like if you have disposable income why not spent it on boats and hoes or make it rain at the strip club. Like when Proper interviewed that dent he sounded "normal." I don't get it.

You know it's sort of wild that Dave's pre-streams used to get mocked for being 30 to 45 minutes. Like it was a joke on here back in ye olde days of Thread 1 (back in the Leanna arc before his life fell apart) whenever he hit 30+ minutes of rambling, something worth posting about to make fun of. Unhinged rants about Leanna going to the hospital or buyer's markets for cars or whenever he'd get baited about his ten year legacy were unusual every few month specials.

But as the years have gone on (oh God its been years shoot me) and the man has spiraled further into madness, what used to be a hilariously long ramble is would now be an unthinkably short pre-stream.


The man has fallen apart so badly and slippery sloped so much he's some kind of wacky ship of theseus parody of himself. Where the 'himself' he is parodying is 'man who can't youtube properly".

I think having stream chat has overall hurt his quality as a thing to point at laugh at gameplay wise (shoutout half life barrel) but like on a fundamental level Phil is infinitely more mockable than he was when he was pouring grease down his toilet.

I think a lot of people who picked up on Phil post Dutch Brownies/Bankruptcy/Khet Hostage Video don't realize how absolutely FUCKED he is compared to the Leanna days. Like he's honestly unrecognizable as the same person from when he'd just take days off to go live his life to now where he's incapable of going to buy groceries unless escorted by his guard horse.

Even in 2020-2021 (even though they were fueled by hypocrisy and enVy) he had some half decent anti-Bobby Kotick rants where he didn't relay it back to himself constantly - it's low hanging fruit I know but at least it was coherent. In 2022 he would just scour twitter looking for a story with a thread connecting to something pertaining to himself that he was already salty about. The 2022 rants were disjointed, repetative, redundant, and without even a thin veil to cover their narcissistic motivations.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I do not understand why he does this

because he has noting and nobody in his life to provide him an outlet, no friends, no family. all he has is a camera on a tripod in his """""office"""""" so he rants and raves at it like its his therapist

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I could watch a movie in the 2 hours it takes DSP to talk about his crazy day off where he lists off his doordash orders but LARPs as if he went to the store to buy it himself.

Hmm, I actually might try that out of curiosity someday.

Put on RawDSPArchive on my computer and watch a 2 hour or longer movie on my tv and see if he's still going after the movie's over.