Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Angry New Ager]

Most of these Pinterest felt toys (which I’m assuming are intended for her brother’s 2 young spawn), seem simple enough to hand-sew, but hand-sewing is tedious & the items need to be structurally sound/safe if the finished project is intended for babies/toddlers to use. I doubt if she’s ever in her life expended the time/energy it’d take to make/complete even the simplest of these projects.

Has Miz Pissa ever mentioned owning a sewing machine or even that sewing is one of the many “skills” she possesses?

Aside from modifying some pre-made costumes for her cosplay (like that horrific ‘Steam Punk’ outfit she “made” …which may not have even involved any sewing) & completing (?) a cheap,Walmart embroidery hoop kit (which required zero skill to stitch), I cant recall her ever mentioning that she can or has ever sewed so much as a pillowcase.


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To be fair, most Pinterest accounts seem to end up chock-full of interesting projects the pinner is obviously never going to make/bake/cook/sew/build. There's a strong fantasy/aspirational element to Pinterest, so it becomes a dumping ground for all the cool stuff you like to imagine that you'll eventually get around to doing.

A similar thing happens on YouTube, where people will watch countless tutorials for activities that appeal to them, but never do those activities. Viewers get all the satisfaction of seeing a project through to completion, without having to exert themselves, make a mess, or deal with the boring or frustrating parts that come with doing the project IRL.

If anything sticks out to me about the things Polissa has pinned, it's that it's all so babyish, while at the same time (as you mentioned) not being sturdily made enough to stand up to and be safe for actual babies. It's like looking at the fantasies of someone's ideal nursery, while knowing they've never spent more than five minutes around an actual infant.

There's also a lot of scope for more sophisticated art dolls, soft sculpture, and needle arts that are meant to appeal to, and be collected by, adults, but she has virtually none of that stuff pinned.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Polissa has never mentioned anything other than painting (and obvious tracing) to my knowledge. And of course she needs iPads and ipencils to truly allow her inner Picasso (Polisso?) to express True and Honest works of art. Forget pencils, Polissa WANTS what her probably enlarged and struggling heart wants.

Remember she has perfect pitch, can play by ear, is a SOUL DANCER and a published writer!

This is my basement dwelling ass’s current thread of choice. I think now maybe we actually are all the same @lightswitchdoll. I guess while I’m here I’ll let you know I’ve just gotten to the Josh getting arrested arc, and this thread has become a favorite horror show. Can’t wait to see what unfolds next!

Wait until you get to the 'will the cat die' arc!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I'll just dump the remaining TikToks from last night to keep up to date.

This is from Wednesday night at almost midnight her time. The region had severe thunderstorms.

Polissa hating on the church:

Polissa talking more about ADHD

An update on trespassing grannies having their GFM fully funded:

Polissa just shaking her head at an old woman being confronted by the cops

Finally, some quality art:

 

[scumfuck]

It's really impressive that in 2023 she has a smartphone that is capable of taking a max resolution video at 140p. I've seen Nintendo 3DS recordings with higher resolution.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

It's really impressive that in 2023 she has a smartphone that is capable of taking a max resolution video at 140p. I've seen Nintendo 3DS recordings with higher resolution.

I used to use a literal $20 smartphone that had better quality. I don't understand how it's so shit.

 

[choccy milk]

Are those dementors? Like from Harry Potter??

 

[Vapid_trash]

I don’t doxx nor condone doxx-ing

I actually recently got myself an iPad and Apple Pencil to use with the Procreate app, just for personal/leisure use (mostly for hand lettering). It really is a fantastic app with a fuck ton of features, it's only $9.99, and you can find all kinds of free brushes available for download.

It also has a VERY STEEP learning curve, especially if you're new to digital art. When I said there's a fuck ton of features I mean it! There's a handbook but it's pretty in-depth and relies on the user having a basic understanding of digital art terminology and concepts. Working with different layers is a learned practice that takes time and attention to detail. Also, the Apple pencil is pressure and tilt sensitive, which can be a real bitch to get used to. Drawing with a digital pencil on a glass screen is a VERY different set of fine motor skills from using paper and paint.

Fat Palbert would have an absolute crap attack if she actually tried to make art with Procreate, she wouldn't know where to start or how to achieve anything remotely like what she sees online. She'd get frustrated in about ten minutes and toss it aside and never pick it up again, guaranteed.

This! I have an iPad and Apple Pencil with procreate on it. Hard af to learn but worth it if you get really good at it. I did discard said iPad and procreate for about a year now. It wasn’t for me but fun to mess with.

Also, I apologize for any unnecessary drama dragged into this thread. Y’all only want Pissa and joh content!

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Most of these Pinterest felt toys (which I’m assuming are intended for her brother’s 2 young spawn), seem simple enough to hand-sew, but hand-sewing is tedious & the items need to be structurally sound/safe if the finished project is intended for babies/toddlers to use. I doubt if she’s ever in her life expended the time/energy it’d take to make/complete even the simplest of these projects.

Has Miz Pissa ever mentioned owning a sewing machine or even that sewing is one of the many “skills” she possesses?

Aside from modifying some pre-made costumes for her cosplay (like that horrific ‘Steam Punk’ outfit she “made” …which may not have even involved any sewing) & completing (?) a cheap,Walmart embroidery hoop kit (which required zero skill to stitch), I cant recall her ever mentioning that she can or has ever sewed so much as a pillowcase.


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I swear to God, if she added a sewing machine to her Amazon griftlist, i would buy it for her just to laugh at the atrocities against fabric that we'd be treated to.

Her embroidery was awful. The stitches were sloppy and uneven, she somehow fucked up making goddamn backstitches touch each other, she did the satin stitching like straight across the leaf instead of angling the stitches out from the center (which looks far more attractive. leaf stitch was one of the things I did in my first embroidery sampler, ffs. It's not exactly fucking goldwork)

It has been said before and in much nicer words, but her fixation with babies is just a different version of her fixation with pets, in that she just wants to be needed by something helpless. She has no interest in the details that come with caring for another living creature (steady food sources, a clean home, access to medical care) she just wants the serotonin hits that come with knowing this small creature depends on me to live.

If she hadn't eaten herself infertile, you know she'd have a brood of feral kids to go with the sick animals. She'd enjoy the first baby until he or she grew enough to say 'no' to the the Yeast Beast's constant need for attention. Then she'd pop another who'd become the favorite because, well, newborns can't say no to anything. And then another. And then another. While the older ones become lost among the pets, pests and her yeasty folds before CPS shows up.

She's stuck in a constant search for the sincere love and validation she never received from her abusive husband(s), her cokehead stepfather, the mother who enabled him, or the little brother who openly despises her.

If pissa and joh had kids:

To be fair, most Pinterest accounts seem to end up chock-full of interesting projects the pinner is obviously never going to make/bake/cook/sew/build. There's a strong fantasy/aspirational element to Pinterest, so it becomes a dumping ground for all the cool stuff you like to imagine that you'll eventually get around to doing.

A similar thing happens on YouTube, where people will watch countless tutorials for activities that appeal to them, but never do those activities. Viewers get all the satisfaction of seeing a project through to completion, without having to exert themselves, make a mess, or deal with the boring or frustrating parts that come with doing the project IRL.

Polissa is incredibly obsessed with her fantasies of having skills, talent, a nice house/living situation, etc while bring too lazy and stupid to even take baby steps towards her goals. This is a woman who won't even get out of bed to fucking paint and who once spent three days laying out an absurd house plan including a large pool courtyard and then literally said she'll have it "once the universe provides". I wish I could attach the screenshot right now because it's like "10 year old building their dream house in the sims" level of ridiculous.

 

[Broken Pussy]

It's really impressive that in 2023 she has a smartphone that is capable of taking a max resolution video at 140p. I've seen Nintendo 3DS recordings with higher resolution.

I don’t know how anyone, in this current era of even cheapie phones having halfway decent cameras, can manage to produce such potato-quality videos and photos. And you would think such a brilliant artiste would be concerned about how to more effectively use a visual medium, but no. She can’t even figure out how to make her head look less enormous.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Will transcribe what @toilet_rainbow doesn't get to throughout the day. Am busy with housework and life-shit, so going to be one per post (unless that'd be double posting, in which case look for edits).

Spoiler: Severe Thunderstorms!!

(Full second of no speaking, rain sounds)

Hey y’all! (Flash of lightning during awkward pause) There is such an awesome storm going on right behind me. (Long pause, deep breath) Yes I’m safe (NO ONE CARES - crash of thunder with another lightning strike) I’m in the doorway of my home. (Deep breath) There’s nothing but thunder and lightning (pause) but (pause, awkward giggle) this is awesome. It’s beautiful. (And it’s the reason you’ll be bitching later about the leak on your bed from the hole in your ceiling. VERY long pause, giggle as lightning strike makes the sky glow behind her, more awkward pause with goofy face waiting for thunder peel) Like this storm is right on top of the house right now. It’s pretty cool. (Pause) I love storms. They calm me. I just love the energy. (Lightning flash) Woo hoo hoo! I love that! Big boom? (Using the video, you can see it’s a 5 second delay, which means the storm is about 1 mile off of the house (for those who aren’t aware, count the seconds between the commencement of a lightning strike and the thunder peel, then divide by 5 and that gives you the miles to the epicenter of the storm. Or 1.6 km for metric-speakers))

(She is making the stupidest face ever here as the thunder peels. Behold!

LOL)

Oh yeah. A big boom. (Awkward laugh)

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

This bitch is entitlement personified. Rarely bothers to get out of bed, but runs her mouth ad nauseum about how she deserves so much more.

She cranks out her stupid TikToks, spouting ignorant trash into the void, expecting everyone to praise her wokeness and intelligence and send her money to finance her trashy lifestyle. She is a foul and noxious stench in the nostrils of the Lord.
ETA: She's lucky she didn't get struck by lightning in the above storm clip.

You know that fucking ugly shower curtain? If I weren't a digital retard, I would shoop a picture of a cat riding Pissa brandishing a trident. Victory for the poor, unkempt kitties that she hoards in some failed attempt to be loved by something--anything.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

This bitch is entitlement personified. Rarely bothers to get out of bed, but runs her mouth ad nauseum about how she deserves so much more.

She cranks out her stupid TikToks, spouting ignorant trash into the void, expecting everyone to praise her wokeness and intelligence and send her money to finance her trashy lifestyle. She is a foul and noxious stench in the nostrils of the Lord.
ETA: She's lucky she didn't get struck by lightning in the above storm clip.

You know that fucking ugly shower curtain? If I weren't a digital retard, I would shoop a picture of a cat riding Pissa brandishing a trident. Victory for the poor, unkempt kitties that she hoards in some failed attempt to be loved by something--anything.

I imagine if she did get struck by lightning it would be Alabama's largest ever hog roast. Families would come from miles away, attracted by the scent of burnt pork carrying on the breeze.
Excuse me. I taste bile.

 

[Kled]

Not Polissa failing to realize that using accents whenever you want to be "nice" to people makes her come off as a two-faced bitch.

If she's going to use TT then she needs to post cat vids or fuck off. You have the same appeal as old greek yogurt which is why no one gives a shit about your vids. Maybe curb your narcissism for 5 seconds to think straight.

Will transcribe what @toilet_rainbow doesn't get to throughout the day. Am busy with housework and life-shit, so going to be one per post (unless that'd be double posting, in which case look for edits).

Spoiler: Severe Thunderstorms!!

(Full second of no speaking, rain sounds)

Hey y’all! (Flash of lightning during awkward pause) There is such an awesome storm going on right behind me. (Long pause, deep breath) Yes I’m safe (NO ONE CARES - crash of thunder with another lightning strike) I’m in the doorway of my home. (Deep breath) There’s nothing but thunder and lightning (pause) but (pause, awkward giggle) this is awesome. It’s beautiful. (And it’s the reason you’ll be bitching later about the leak on your bed from the hole in your ceiling. VERY long pause, giggle as lightning strike makes the sky glow behind her, more awkward pause with goofy face waiting for thunder peel) Like this storm is right on top of the house right now. It’s pretty cool. (Pause) I love storms. They calm me. I just love the energy. (Lightning flash) Woo hoo hoo! I love that! Big boom? (Using the video, you can see it’s a 5 second delay, which means the storm is about 1 mile off of the house (for those who aren’t aware, count the seconds between the commencement of a lightning strike and the thunder peel, then divide by 5 and that gives you the miles to the epicenter of the storm. Or 1.6 km for metric-speakers))

(She is making the stupidest face ever here as the thunder peels. Behold!
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LOL)

Oh yeah. A big boom. (Awkward laugh)

This is one of the most pointless TT I've ever seen. "Heeeeee i love thunderstorms!" No one fucking cares about your sped fascination about storms. Dont you have a hole in your roof too? Better not look up or you might drown.

 

[Vapid_trash]

I’m pretty sure Pissa has her mom and what little friends she has sharing that 4 year old petition. Maybe it’ll gain traction with the 3 people who sign it 5 times a day?

 

[PollyPissyPants]

Not Polissa failing to realize that using accents whenever you want to be "nice" to people makes her come off as a two-faced bitch.

If she's going to use TT then she needs to post cat vids or fuck off. You have the same appeal as old greek yogurt which is why no one gives a shit about your vids. Maybe curb your narcissism for 5 seconds to think straight.

This is one of the most pointless TT I've ever seen. "Heeeeee i love thunderstorms!" No one fucking cares about your sped fascination about storms. Dont you have a hole in your roof too? Better not look up or you might drown.

Do you think she’s gained a smidge of self awareness and has decided posting unhealthy cats with poor/sparse coats in 3rd world country conditions will bring out the TikTok cat ladies? OR is she just such a raging narc she thinks people want to see her egg shaped head and listen to her wax retarded, fatly, and constantly?

ETA: clarity

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Food for thought : Her photographs may be shit because of the patina of grime that covers the camera on her phone. You can’t expect Pissa to even consider cleaning it, we know she is above cleaning anything.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Finished some running around in town, so doing another transcription prior to resuming with chores just because.

Spoiler: Fuck the SBC!!!

(Opens with a dude fake-laughing and pointing to a comment that reads ‘Did you know churches can take out sexual assault liability insurance’ and proclaiming he did not know this crap. Then it jump cuts over to Polissa’s fat noggin. And she has a fake accent going.)

Y’all, don’t watch this whole video. I am not surprised. I am not surprised in the least little bit.

(awkward pause, deep sigh, deep breath) I’ve been to a couple churches, and unfortunately I have witnessed (pause, shifty-eyed look) an incident.

(Well, I witnessed your filter failing. Check the right side of her face, y’all! (Her right, our left)



(Another long as fuck pause) And I’m really not surprised with the insurance aspect because, well, (LONG AS FUCK PAUSE but here’s the point where her fake as fuck accent drops away and she speaks like her normal sped self) they have pastor reform camps now to seem (misspeak she didn’t edit out) to send the poor, sick (pause) demon-tormented pastors (LONG PAUSE) to be fixed and then sent back out for the congregation.

(Long pause, sigh, deep breath) I have a story that needs to be told (IT DOES NOT NEED TO BE TOLD and long fucking pause here) because it never got told (because she made it up right now and long fucking pause). It got swept under a rug (which rug? Long pause as she contemplates). See, back in 2009 I was at this very small, little church and I was there with my best friend (pause) and, um…. (Long pause) their youth pastor wasn’t part of their church anymore and, well, kids were just getting bored and stagnant and didn’t really have much to do, so me and my friend and a few other people stepped up and said ‘Hey! Let’s go to the skating ring! Let’s take the kids skating.’ (That was a very long run-on sentence.)

So that’s what we did, and one of the volunteers (pause) about an hour and a half while we were there (pause) decided to put (pause) his hands (pause) onto little girls. (LONG pause) Children. (LOOOOOONG PAUSE and deep breath) Both the children came up to me. (Press ‘x’ to doubt, pause) One of the girls was of a high ranking member of the church, (PAUSE) was the daughter of one of them, and the other little girl would have easily been victim-blamed, just because of who she was.

(LONG AS FUCK PAUSE, tons of eye-rolling, little smirk before she takes a deep breath to resume) In fact it was discussed (though she pronounces it disgust) whether this should believed, but because the high ranking daughter was assaulted too, it was believed. (Pause, deep breath) But I didn’t handle that situation correctly, see, I was supposed to be the caretaker of those children that day. (YIKES, A CHILD-HATER IN CHARGE OF CHILDREN?!!? No wonder this shit took place. Oh, and pause with a deep breath) And I did not know how to handle that.

(I would just like to say right now fuck her, because this isn’t a ‘church’ incident, this is a volunteer incident, meaning this individual likely had no affiliation with the church other than being a congregation member JUST LIKE HER.)

So I literally just got the kids back to the church and called the parents and told the pastor what had happened (pause, deep breath) and they took over from there. The guy was pulled into a room a couple days later (and she was around to witness this shit? How? Why? Did she work in the office at this church? You can’t tell me Miss Witchypants was going to church daily) and told he could never come back to the church. (Deep breath) That was it. (Because what else are you going to do with the unreliable report of a single fat fuck and a pair of kids? As much as I hate to be the devil’s advocate, it’s literally he-said/she-said there, and banishment from the congregation is actually fairly proactive in a he-said/she-said case. You CAN’T take legal action without actual evidence, of which there was none, unless there were cameras at this skating rink)

No justice for those little girls. (So Pissa expects legal action when legal action wouldn’t really be possible. What a fucking twit. Oh, pause and head shake) Nothing. (Except they didn’t have to see their abuser anymore because he got thrown out of the congregation) I left that church a couple months later (deep breath). That was just one of the few straws I had.

I should have handled that better. I should have called the police right then and there, but there’s no guarantee it would’ve been handled any different (because reasons previously stated - but at least that would’ve started a paper-trail with a police report. Dummy. Pause). See, the churches in Alabama (pause) control everything. (Long pause) There is no separation of church and state here (she doesn’t understand that ‘separation of church and state’ means that the state cannot force you to practice a specific religion or that persons of a specific religion are guaranteed positions in government based only on their affiliation with said religion. Because she’s as intellectually apt as pocket lint). Not reall-(cut off, because she didn’t time it correctly lolz)

 

[Goatchoker]

Okay. I have to ask. Does polissa have dentures or was she gifted with great teeth/braces growing up? I’m so curious because she’s a lump of a human but her teeth are almost perfect. (Could be filters? I dunno how they work, even tho chinny, alr and polissa seem to be pros)

 

[PollyPissyPants]

Okay. I have to ask. Does polissa have dentures or was she gifted with great teeth/braces growing up? I’m so curious because she’s a lump of a human but her teeth are almost perfect. (Could be filters? I dunno how they work, even tho chinny, alr and polissa seem to be pros)

They don’t look like dentures to me. I can usually spot dentures a mile away unless they’re done really, really well. I think genetics plays a big part in how your teeth end up.

I had the same thoughts. Like, she’s a disgusting pig that lays in her bed all damn day. The very same bed where her cat had TWO litters on her gunt, and then she’s made mention of cats shitting and pissing there, too. I can’t see her being on top of dental hygiene when she’s been raising a yeast infection from infancy to adulthood.

ETA: word fix

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Okay. I have to ask. Does polissa have dentures or was she gifted with great teeth/braces growing up? I’m so curious because she’s a lump of a human but her teeth are almost perfect. (Could be filters? I dunno how they work, even tho chinny, alr and polissa seem to be pros)

I can see it being filters, especially considering how much of her liquid intake is sugary soda and juice. I highly doubt Polissa brushes her teeth often. She doesn't even shower or launder often as it is. Plus from the rare times she's unfiltered her face is often RED and looks grimy like the rest of her. Not Rabbie Davis bad but getting there. I did notice that she finally got her roots done from what I can see, but since she showers so rarely her hair is gonna look like crap again very soon.

@Diet Coke 4 Life thanks for getting to these, I intended to transcribe them last night but I was so exhausted that I fell asleep very soon after posting them.

This comment was left on the thunderstorm vid:

Oh don't worry, Pissa is safe! She's wearing crocs!

Does she not realize that doors have metal hinges and doorknobs, or that phones are mostly metal? The chances of her being struck by lightning because of her phone is relatively low, but...