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He admits he doesn't watch other people. So how the fuck does he even have the basis for such "observations"
Because he lies.
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He admits he doesn't watch other people. So how the fuck does he even have the basis for such "observations"
As Son of Big Boss writes, he lies.He admits he doesn't watch other people. So how the fuck does he even have the basis for such "observations"
According to Wikipedia, The Hobbit was first published in 1937, while The Fellowship of the Ring was published in 1954. All it took was a quick Google search to figure out.
According to Wikipedia, The Hobbit was first published in 1937, while The Fellowship of the Ring was published in 1954. All it took was a quick Google search to figure out.
The Orcs were able to take the city of Osgiliath in the War of the Ring, steal Gundabad from the Dwarves, and kill Isildur to just list minor things they did. They are therefore way smarter than Phil will ever be.I wanna make a joke about how Phil is as smart as the orcs in Lotr but I don't want to be mean to the orcs
Orcs are descended from elves (according to The Silmarillion) so it's natural that they'd have more intelligence than Phil, who is descended from a buttery jack burger that fell behind someone's couch.The Orcs were able to take the city of Osgiliath in the War of the Ring, steal Gundabad from the Dwarves, and kill Isildur to just list minor things they did. They are therefore way smarter than Phil will ever be.
I'm surprised that the lazy fuck can't be assed enough to do a simple Google search for anything.How hard could it be to fact check everything? Sure, there's the whole "Phil's ego can't take it" thing, but now when he's proven wrong all he can do is claim he was holding block.
Orcs are descended from elves (according to The Silmarillion) so it's natural that they'd have more intelligence than Phil, who is descended from a buttery jack burger that fell behind someone's couch.
It's amazing how someone like Phil "I can just smell the smoke" Burnell can come from the loins of someone like this man. Maybe playing all those video games for years had rot his damn brains out...Yeah...about that...
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If there was ever an argument that intelligence isn't hereditary, it's Phil.
Also, because I love reposting evidence that Phil's job at Helicopter Support Inc was gotten via nepotism.
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