DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I think this is a new addition.
I guess he's trying to be self-aware.
It seems tired and forced.
Doordash dropped his order off at the wrong house so he went door to door with a flashlight searching for his doordash order?
He's on some Boo Radley shit?
Jesus, I've seen better maintained houses in ghettos. I don't even want to imagine how much shit is falling apart in Phil's condo.
 
the fucking response to Snowkarl asking if Phil has phone-phobia because he seems to prefer texting instead of picking up the phone was fucking insane:

"it's easier, especially for someone like me who's got a busy schedule of streaming and everything. Text me and i text you back in between."
"Whats better, right? Getting an answer from me when I immediately have a chance to think about it and answer intelligently"
"or me having to work out a scheduled 30minute to an hour block to do a talking response to you which could take ECKSTRA ECKSTRA long"

and he wonders why his friends had enough of his sorry ass...
 
Gundam videos always turn into DSP somehow.
Much like Phail loves to make anything about himself, I love seeing how Gundam can segue into a Phail issue. The real question is who he is in Phail's chat.
the fucking response to Snowkarl asking if Phil has phone-phobia because he seems to prefer texting instead of picking up the phone was fucking insane:"it's easier, especially for someone like me who's got a busy schedule of streaming and everything. Text me and i text you back in between."
"Whats better, right? Getting an answer from me when I immediately have a chance to think about it and answer intelligently"
"or me having to work out a scheduled 30minute to an hour block to do a talking response to you which could take ECKSTRA ECKSTRA long"

and he wonders why his friends had enough of his sorry ass...
that's gotta be one of his lamest excuses yet.
 
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Just listened to the Aqua Teal upload of his Doordash bitching and this dude really chaps my ass when he talks about how people do their job. 'First thing I think is that maybe this guy is so lazy, he just decided not to read the instructions'.

He honestly shits on just about every person with a job that he has dealings with and ascribes every fucking action or issue he has to them being a morahn, lazy, a thief, etc etc. It's one of the 2 or 3 things he does that gets me legitimately pissed off, and it's almost entirely because of how he's the fucking epitome / dictionary definition of every one of those things.

Edit: oh, and why the everliving fuck would his dumb ass need to carry around his phone with the picture pulled up while he's creeping around outside. Wouldn't it just be, idk, the house with the fucking food on the porch??
 
The doordash rant was something. It's kind of surreal to see fat people who haven't eaten in a few hours say "we were starving" multiple times over. Then, complain decadent food wasn't delivered in a way that required zero movement or effort, that he was paying for with cult member donations. "Old Man Yells at Cloud" is not even accurate, the situation is different and much worse.
Edit: oh, and why the everliving fuck would his dumb ass need to carry around his phone with the picture pulled up while he's creeping around outside. Wouldn't it just be, idk, the house with the fucking food on the porch??
I also envision him cradling his gin thermos under one arm like a baby while he skulks about. Can't go too many minutes without a sip dood.
 
And yet if he so much hears an engine start on his block he’s terrified that the detractors are en route to siege the condo.
That's why I think the whole thing is bullshit. You'll allegedly hear mystery vehicles while playing a video game - to the point you'll stop playing and go look - but you never heard the doordash driver while doing nothing?
 
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