Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

pay Quais what you owe him. who rick think he frontin on.
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I have bought the E-book. Only 82p for us UK fags.

That is also 82p more than I will ever spend on Fatricks drivel.

The fat prick wants 30 odd dollars for the audiobook versions of his shitty novels.

Cheeky cunt.

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'Twould be nice to see some of the book sale profits go to defray legal costs incurred by Quasi and Null in this matter. Not all the profits. The Pest's should certainly treat themselves to some Miller Lite's and pepperoni pizza. Maybe spend some time enjoying a jacuzzi, and the before, during and after. They have earned it.

Hopefully this will be the straw which drives Nikki from his chubby arms.
For her own sake certainly. I wouldn’t put it past the fat lunatic to murder her in an insane attempt to avoid paying quasi due to serving life imprisonment.

Should the Pests succeed in getting the money however, rather than just pizza, beer and jacuzzi, they should buy themselves a slap up dinner at Hooligans, in full view of Fatty.
 
It ought to include legal service to Patso, who has no attorney, so someone handed him the papers directly. Man, for body cam footage of that...
This reminded me of something Null said he wanted to do against the vexatious litigators suing him, where he goes for damages and hires an insane person with a gopro as his debt collector, like a Frank Hassle, to just go into their houses and take shit to fulfill the collections, posting all the footage online each time. Quasi should go that route with Pat.
 
This reminded me of something Null said he wanted to do against the vexatious litigators suing him, where he goes for damages and hires an insane person with a gopro as his debt collector, like a Frank Hassle, to just go into their houses and take shit to fulfill the collections, posting all the footage online each time. Quasi should go that route with Pat.
@Null's plan is amusing, but amateur compared to what OnA has planned for Rick @S.C.U.D. There was a thread on the other forum discussing the logistics of setting up a debt collection agency in Wisconsin so they could collect the debt for Quasi with their own agents. I don't know if they will, but they did write and publish Christmas Carnage before Rick, so I'm hopeful.

Edit: I've been grinning and laughing for hours. What an absurd synchronicity for all of this to occur and foul one of Rick's most important Twitter days. Thanks for the laughs, and I can't wait until The Torquis de Lard's audio book drops.
 
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What a wonderful day!

The pests over at ONA have apparently gotten tired of waiting for Patrick to release his shitty christmas rip off, so they wrote and released their own.
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At 85 pages, it is 6 pages longer than patrick's "novel" at the moment.
I’m kind of excited to read this? No matter how bonkers or even inane.

I can only assume he'll double down, and any life changes that result from the loss of cash will result in him attempting poorly to do a positive spin on it
Would he get a trailer and claim it’s a tiny home, or would that lie not fit his manlyman image?

Or he’ll go for the “Stalkers have driven me from my home boohoo.”

The best thing is is that now Fatrick is going to have to come up with a different title at least.
Why? As I understand it, titles can’t be copywritten. And there’s a chance Amazon will take down this superior book before long anyway.
 
Would he get a trailer and claim it’s a tiny home, or would that lie not fit his manlyman image?

Or he’ll go for the “Stalkers have driven me from my home boohoo.”
Why not both? Although I was more guessing he'd take a small studio apartment in a shit neighbourhood, calling it "rustic" or "minimalistic" or other buzzwords you say when you live in a shithole
 
No tweets in 7 hours/his last "liked" tweet was 4 hours ago. January 6th now is truly a terrible day in Tomlinson History.
Kind of concerned his body may have finally reached its threshold and collapsed under the weight of its own fat.

I knew this would happen someday because his body's just not structurally sound and, of course, the field of physics, but I thought we'd at least have a few more years to laugh at Pat before he reached final fatty gravitational collapse...
 
I like the underlying notion that Pat didn't really think they could come all the way to Wisconsin to impose a debt on him when he went all the way there to sue them in the first place. Like, I knew this because Pat spent so much time being one of those dummies who thinks there's walls and border checkpoints to make sure only allowed people can drive into other states but I still underestimate his stupidity sometimes.
 
He's back tweeting again:

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I imagine there's a 14-tweet histrionic meltdown in the works, which might conclude with a GoFundMe plea.
What's gonna be the "call to action" of the GoFundMe, you think?
I'm guessing it'll be a call to arms agaisnt the stalker children that are literally ruining his life. Being honest would be too straightfoward and hilarious
 
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