DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Imagine looking outside and seeing this ghoul with his weird body and corpse-like complexion hunched over with a flashlight looking around your porch.

I didn't know wild pigs were native to Washington state.

 

[blahblahblah678]

There is a GPS map on the Doordash app that tells you exactly where the driver is. Phil is lying about the mis-delivery.

 

[Iron Hamster]

There is a GPS map on the Doordash app that tells you exactly where the driver is. Phil is lying about the mis-delivery.

I have no doubt it tells the driver the exact unit also like Amazon's Flex app for their drivers.

 

[Chernabog3000]

George W. Bush "Fool me once, shame on, shame on you."

"You fool me, but you can't get fooled again."Sept. 17, 2002

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If only you hadn't had like a million shitty experiences with doordash.

I don't even really care the accuracy of Phil's retelling of the debacle.

What is the point of paying all that money to live in your gated McTriplex. If you're just gonna give out the fucking gate code to anyone and everyone. I mean from a HoA standpoint or whatever the fucking governing body that runs Phil's community. I can't imagine there that stoked on what's at this point 1000s of random delivery drivers having the gate code. Obviously Phil ain't the only person in his neighborhood using these services, but its hard to imagine another human that close in proximity who enjoys being ripped off so frequently and cant ve bother to drive 5 mins down the road for food. I don't think anyone does it at the frequency he does. The least the laziness. Like if I was living in the same sorta place. I'd just meet the guy at the gate. Not give out my gate code to some random fucking stranger who delivers fast food door to door. Truly the most mind-boggling aspect of his door dashing escapdes. It's not even the crazy expectations of service and his unfathomable laziness. Just the entire idea of living in that sorta community and just giving the fuck code out to whoever. It seems retarded. Like genuinely retarded. I'm sure it isn't just Phil but Jesus fucking christ, make it make sense.

Makes you wonder if the shit he has to go through isn't even related to him being lazy and a shit tipper. But having to jump through a bunch of hops to keep his little doordash addiction hidden from the people who run his community.

Also very clutch cool posting pictures of other people's houses. Very empathic take on the situation from Mr gated community mr the trolls will ruin my life if I post any personal info.

What the fuck you call that? You can insinuate they are all crazy stalkers who would track you down irl if you tried going outside live but you don't think those same people could find a fucking front porch within walking distance of your community? Seriously you just went thru this with the Firestone shit. But this is fine to do to random strangers cause your starving or some shit. Lololol. Truly amazing.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This is amazing

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Finally got a chance to watch it. Fucking genius

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Oh look, Phil lied again about T. Thanks, Jaha.

Finally got a chance to watch it. Fucking genius

Holy shit, I did a spit take.

 

[Agent Proper]

Oh look, Phil lied again about T. Thanks, Jaha.
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I've been talking with Jaha about some of these old FGC days, I already knew Phil was hated by nearly everyone, yet his early friendships if you want to call them that, have been a mystery. Little things like this first hand account from an FGC OG show how alone Phil really was. We're these two even truly friends at all?

Pick anyone of Phil's so called friends, and I could give you at least one thing that Phil was doing to exploit his so called friend.

Rambo- Was the Driver, a writter, a talent that Phil exploited for his YouTube gains.

Howard- Phil used him for his arcade cabinet, and electronics skills, also he was decent at ST2.

T. Carter- ST2 Guru, fighting game master. Stationary individual. Phil used to hide his racism, leached his Fighting Game style, used as a shield to save Phil after he ran his mouth too much.

Did Phil ever have a true friend at all? Linda doesn't count.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Oh look, Phil lied again about T. Thanks, Jaha.
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Holy shit, I did a spit take.
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Today's story is he was going to give him a ride now? Last I heard, he wouldn't because T was going the other direction.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

the fucking response to Snowkarl asking if Phil has phone-phobia because he seems to prefer texting instead of picking up the phone was fucking insane:

"it's easier, especially for someone like me who's got a busy schedule of streaming and everything. Text me and i text you back in between."
"Whats better, right? Getting an answer from me when I immediately have a chance to think about it and answer intelligently"
"or me having to work out a scheduled 30minute to an hour block to do a talking response to you which could take ECKSTRA ECKSTRA long"

and he wonders why his friends had enough of his sorry ass...

I might be overthinking this too much but what about when he's live streaming? Prestream mostly but does he just rehearse the day before? Because most of the shit he says live just comes off so bizarre and alien.

Like he doesn't ever get to a point. He acts like there is, so you listen. But then when you're done, the point is never reached through all the strawman and half-researched crap he talks about so you forget what the conversation was even about.

Catch him off guard with something and you just get the most broad answer ever, like his favorite condiment. Ask anyone else that and it's probably like barbeque or something, and not "Well let's see when I have blahblahblah..."

It might be why he has these prestream segments and he can't just come off with any sort of meaningful commentary. This niggas brain is so narrow minded. There are some instances where he goes typical Youtube Gamer Commentary Mode where he quips like a fuckin' Marvel movie where it just feels like it's all theatrics.

This man is incredibly insecure and probably loves to come off more intelligent than he lets on. I think he's really fuckin' stupid and has no soul. Just like Phil, I don't know what my point of this post was.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This is hilarious if true.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Tee seems to be one year older than DSP, just saying because of the Twitter thread.



Regardless if you think he's putting up an act when he talks about T nowadays, I lean towards DSP actually considering him a friend or as close as it can get, and caring about him at least a little.

Not because of the crying on stream, but because of his old posts days after T died. I can sense some admiration for him in those, not just fake pretenses. If that was reciprocal, I don't know.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I doubt DoorDash would give a shit about his rant but this made me think: a gay op to get DSP banned from DoorDash based on his rant is both a detractor move because DoorDashing chain restaurant garbage and alcohol for him and his fat wife is his only non-gacha pleasure in life, but also a fan move because it would save him thousands a month and may lead to his wife becoming less super morbidly obese.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Imagine looking outside and seeing this ghoul with his weird body and corpse-like complexion hunched over with a flashlight looking around your porch.

Remember the toilet seat neckphone delivery saga where he admitted he walked around the gated community examining other people's Amazon packages on their porches?

I doubt DoorDash would give a shit about his rant but this made me think: a gay op to get DSP banned from DoorDash based on his rant is both a detractor move because DoorDashing chain restaurant garbage and alcohol for him and his fat wife is his only non-gacha pleasure in life, but also a fan move because it would save him thousands a month and may lead to his wife becoming less super morbidly obese.

I'm surprised he isn't banned already. People who treat delivery app drivers the way he does in my country (and I live in a corrupt as shit criminal organization-ran shithole) would've gotten banned from using it a long time ago.

 

[NomineNemo]

Remember the toilet seat neckphone delivery saga where he admitted he walked around the gated community examining other people's Amazon packages on their porches?


I'm surprised he isn't banned already. People who treat delivery app drivers the way he does in my country (and I live in a corrupt as shit criminal organization-ran shithole) would've gotten banned from using it a long time ago.

He isn't banned because this mealy-mouthed, bitch-made faggot would never actually confront anyone, either in real life or electronically. Have we ever seen any actual receipts of any complaints he has made? I'm willing to bet that the only complaints he ever makes are during his 'podcast'. Even the last blowup he had with the overnight delivery, iirc we only heard about what he claims to have said. The most I could believe is he bitches and moans while subtweeting someone. Nah dawg, the last time he was ever in any sort of conflict this scat loving faggot ran and hid in a bathroom, where he belongs. But maybe some DSP historians can correct me.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He isn't banned because this mealy-mouthed, bitch-made faggot would never actually confront anyone, either in real life or electronically. Have we ever seen any actual receipts of any complaints he has made? I'm willing to bet that the only complaints he ever makes are during his 'podcast'. Even the last blowup he had with the overnight delivery, iirc we only heard about what he claims to have said. The most I could believe is he bitches and moans while subtweeting someone. Nah dawg, the last time he was ever in any sort of conflict this scat loving faggot ran and hid in a bathroom, where he belongs. But maybe some DSP historians can correct me.

I agree with most of what you've said, when it comes to directly talking to someone either in person or on the phone he's too much of a fucking bitch to do it. However, I highly doubt he doesn't write 5 page essays on some electronic complaint form or in an email. Have you seen the unhinged extended email that he sent to that dent that stopped tipping SnorlaxKing or whatever his name was? It was like 9 paragraphs. Or the scathing email he sent to fellow fatboy RTU which was also long as shit.

Phil is only tough in email form, something he pretty much admits himself multiple times, including yesterday, by using the cope of "I can't completely formulate my thoughts intelligently (lol) on the spaht which is why I don't like phone calls."

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

Phil really emphasizing the “we”talk lately. He‘s trying so hard to give his dents a false sense of belonging and participation.

I believe it's also because he's completely alone in this. This is his life, and it depends on faggot retards giving him money for hats and vests. The faggot retards themselves have nothing to risk, and have put nothing on the line. He is all alone in that boat and he needs to convince others they're in it as well or he's done.

 

[Summoned Demon]

I believe it's also because he's completely alone in this. This is his life, and it depends on faggot retards giving him money for hats and vests. The faggot retards themselves have nothing to risk, and have put nothing on the line. He is all alone in that boat and he needs to convince others they're in it as well or he's done.

If the dents really wanted to, they could make Phil dance to their tune by not tipping as much or infrequently tipping because they don't like his shift in kantent and the direction he's taking his channel in (with all this "podcasting" and possibly doing other content that doesn't involve games as much surely he's going to alienate a sizable portion of his audience) and Phil would have to bend to their demands, in some capacity (otherwise are his few unironic fans really that braindead and they'll watch whatever garbage he puts out?)

Problem is many of these people are just too stupid to come together and persuade Phil to do something and even then, Phil goes against his poll results sometimes and quashes numerous suggestions that people chuck at him in his chat, despite claiming that recently that he's "changed and listened to feedback" (only because he wants to suck more money out them).

 

[IHateMyJob]

If the dents really wanted to, they could make Phil dance to their tune by not tipping as much or infrequently tipping because they don't like his shift in kantent and the direction he's taking his channel in (with all this "podcasting" and possibly doing other content that doesn't involve games as much surely he's going to alienate a sizable portion of his audience) and Phil would have to bend to their demands, in some capacity (otherwise are his few unironic fans really that braindead and they'll watch whatever garbage he puts out?)

Problem is many of these people are just too stupid to come together and persuade Phil to do something and even then, Phil goes against his poll results sometimes and quashes numerous suggestions that people chuck at him in his chat, despite claiming that recently that he's "changed and listened to feedback" (only because he wants to suck more money out them).

Exactly! If he has a few more slow streams they can get him doing OT and switching games. Phil is far more entertaining and gives more bang for the buck when the tips are slow. He's got that damn "podcast" that runs what 2 hours that really cuts into the game play. Make him earn your money paypigs.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Is he actually playing Crisis Core that the stupid dent sent to him?

 

[Burl McMillan]

If the dents really wanted to, they could make Phil dance to their tune by not tipping as much or infrequently tipping

Make him earn your money paypigs.

This is where not having a reddit/discord for dents to come together and form a community among themselves really benefits Phil. Remember Phil enforces that his dents never talk to each other about things he can't insert himself into like hobbies, music, sports etc. "they should all talk to me, reee". They capitulate like obedient cucks of course but because of that they don't get an opportunity to interact with each other and form ideas of their own. Maybe if the more casual dents get corralled somewhere without dent overlords like Kinggoken or KGhaleon in charge at least one of them will start realizing their power a-la Animal Farm.